Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN GUNDAM WING!!! But I did write the story!! (

Duo: the sad story it is

AHP: SHUT UP MAXWELL!!

Quatre: think shes gunna kill him?

CelestialStar: Im bettin on AHP, Duo wat color coffin do u want?

Duo: wa.??? OH SHIT!!!!

Wufie: that wuz expected...

Heero: * gives Duo his gun * it wont help..much

Duo: thanx man * trys to shoot AHP *

AHP: omg!! That isnt gunna help u!! ur aim like totally sux!!!

Duo: uh. * drops gun n runs as fast as he can *

CelestialStar: that was entertaining , can we start now?

Trowa: Im gunna run w/ Duo * runs *

Quatre: I'm not sayin nothin!! * starts runnin *

Wufie: um.. * starts runnin 2 *

Heero: DUO I WANT MY GUN BACK!!!!! *starts runnin after him *

CelestialStar: she won't hit me

AHP: I wont?

CelestialStar: well I didn't think u would..



AHP: ur rite I wouldn't hit U unless I had 2.

CelestialStar: not rite..

AHP: * smiles * I know

CelestialStar: ok can we start now?

AHP: fine , ur impatiant u know that?

CelestialStar: only w/ u

AHP: so unluved , ok ppl here is my really crappy fic!!! ;)







( scene starts G-Boyz CelestialStar n AHP are lookin 4 da freaks )

CelestialStar: I dun think were getting newhere..

AHP: that's not my fault , Im not the one who broke the GPS!!

Heero: * galres at AHP *

AHP: don't look at me like that @$$ hole!!

Heero: back off baka!!!

CelestialStar: GUYZ!!!!

AHP: u might wanna stay outta this

Heero: FU** OFF AHP!!! I BROKE THE STUPID GPS REMEMBER?!?!?!

Every1 not involved: O.O

AHP: oh yea u did..

Quatre: this aint good

Wufie: I have her sword

Duo: she don't got her gun either ;)

Quatre: good job guyz , um y?

Duo: we figured that we would b one of the first ones she tried to use them on!!

Quatre: shoulda known ,

AHP: OMG!! No1 tells me 2 F** off!! ok im gunna kill u !!

CelestialStar: is she mad bout him pissin her off or the GPS?

Quatre: Heero pissed her off , she would b more mad bout that , dun ask me y

CelestialStar: oh oks , AHP!!! Dun kill Heero!!! PLZ!!!!

Heero: O.O * stands there shocked *

Quatre: ok I dun wanna get involved but.. GUYZ!!!! WE SHOULDN'T B FIGHTING EACHOTHER!!!

AHP: * stops rite b4 she knockes out Heero *

CelestialStar: * falls tryin to stop b4 she runs n2 AHP *

Heero: * sighs n relaxes *

AHP: u have a point but he pissed me off!!!

Quatre: well keep that anger n when we find da freakes u can take it out on them k?

AHP: OOOO OKS!!! * turns around n starts walkin again * c'mon guyz!!!

CelestialStar: ok that wuz weird ..

Heero: I'm still alive...

Quatre: lets go guyz..

( every1 starts walkin )

CelestialStar: did u guyz hear that???

Duo: I didn't say nething!!

AHP: idoit not u!!

Duo: oh oks. HEY !!!!

AHP: slowness!!

DUO; grrrrrrrr

CelestialStar: no I heard somthin n da bushes!!

AHP: hehe y don't u go check it out?

CelestialStar: w/e , only if u come w/ me..

AHP: u want me jumped???? Ok

CelestialStar: better u than me ;)

AHP: so unluved

Grls starts walkin toward da bushes*



CelestialStar pushes AHP nfront *

AHP: oh I c how u r..

CelestialStar: well if its Zechs I'd rather u get jumped , * smiles *



AHP: geez w/e

grlz r about to walk through da bushes *

zechs jumpes AHP and Cathreine jumps CelestialStar *

AHP: ok I thought I got my way not CelestialStar!!!

Zechs : I'm just supposed to keep u buzy so that cathriene can take care of CelestialStar

AHP: ok u shouldn't have said that!!!

Zechs: y not?

Quatre: cuz she don't like her friendz getting hurt more than she hates herself getting hurt..

Zechs: oh...

AHP pulls out gun n shoots Zechs rite n between da eyes *

Cathriene : ur dead CelestialStar!!!

CelestialStar: omg , u couldn't do nething 2 me if u wanted 2...

AHP: need help CelestialStar?

CelestialStar: no but stay close by

AHP: gotcha , I dun think Im goin newhere..

Trowa: don't mess w/ CelestialStar

Cathriene: I will if I want n I will beat her!!

Heero: oh that's gunna cost her...

CelestialStar punches her n breakes her jaw *

cathriene is talkin funny now *

Cathriene: u lil Baka!!!

CelestialStar: fine I'll take that as a compliment , * punches her n the stomach *

AHP: ok spice this shit up , * throws CelestialStar her gun that she snuck back from Duo while he wuznt lookin *

CelestialStar: thanx , * shoots Cathriene n da leg *

Duo: um AHP is that ur gun??

AHP: yup , n u better not ever touch it again...

Duo: * gulp * ok

Cathriene: * pulls a gun outta nowhere n shoots CelestialStar n da stomach *

CelestialStar: ow..

Heero trowa n AHP: CELESTIALSTAR!!!

Every1 else : O.O omg!!

AHP: oh geez , Celesiar shoot her!!!

CelestialStar: ooo oks * shoots Cathriene n da head *

Heero n trowa : * runs over n helps CelestialStar *

AHP: CelestialStar u oks?

CelestialStar: yea Im ok

AHP: we gotta get her bck soon

Heero: n how the hell can we do that?

AHP: dunno .hmmmmm * whistles n her horse Max comes runnin *

Trowa: n how is this gunna help her?

AHP: dumb ass put her on Max!! that way she dosnt havta walk.

Quatre: omg!! AHP's lettin some1 else ride Max!!!

AHP: I trust CelestialStar w/ him ..

Quatre: that would b a first

AHP: w/e , newayz he knows the way home I think

Duo: y didn't u do this b4??????

AHP: cuz we wernt goin home!!!!

Duo: so , u coulda put us outta wonderin how were gunna get home!!!!!

AHP: SHUT UP!!! I can do w/e I want n I didn't think it wuz good to get ur hopes up he knows a lil bit of the way not the whole way!!

Heero: that helps us now dosnt it?

AHP: shut up!! N we still gotta take care of 2 more of da feaks!!

Hildi comes up bhind every1 *

Max turns around n runs her over *

AHP: I taught him well * smiles *

Every1 : O.O

Heero: that wuz interesting..

CelestialStar: wow that wuz fun can I do it again??

AHP: I dun care

Heero: they r determined to scare us 2 death!!

Quatre: u just now figured this out???

Heero: * sigh * nope

sally is watchin from da bushes*



Max turns n runs through the bushes trampling sally *

Trowa: wat the hell u teachin dat horse?!?!?!?!

Quatre: u don't wanna know!!!

AHP: how 2 defend himself (

CelestialStar: THAT WUZ FUN!!!!

Heero: we have 1 more to finish off..

AHP: I dun no where she is tho * starts playin w/ her gun n drops it n it goes off shootin n2 the tree *

noin falls out of the tree *

AHP: OOO LOOK I FOUND HER!!!

Every1 : only u

AHP: I know rite?

CelestialStar: so did we get every1???

AHP: wellz guess so

Duo : how are we supposed to get home??

AHP: follow Max

Duo: so we gotta walk???????

AHP: um . no I guess...

AHP whistles n 6 more horses come runnin *

Duo: I hate u sometimes

AHP: good I have achived my goal!! * smiles *

Duo: that's just wrong!!

AHP: wuz j/k

Quatre: ok guyz lets go...

AHP: * sigh * I cant even finish a fight nemore!!

Quatre: nope cuz ur gunna hurt some1 probally



AHP: I thought that wuz the whole point..



Quatre: * sigh * no

AHP: then wat is???

Quatre: well...

CelestialStar: STOP IT!!!!!

AHP: but I wanna know y I cant finish my fights!!

Quatre: cuz eventually ur gunna hit one of us...

AHP: so...

Duo: n u thought I wuz slow???

AHP: FU** off ass hole!!!!

Duo: wat did u call me?!?!?!?!

AHP: u heard me..

Quatre: STOP!!!! We gotta get home now!!!

AHP: o yea newayz the other horses know the way home like Max so lets go

every1 gets on a horse *

( a few hours lata)

Duo: ok Ive been scratched bruised n dragged through these whole entire woods!!! Where are they taking us?!??!?!?!?!



AHP: c that's wat I wuz trying to tell u they know MOST of the way home but it's the long way

Heero: we gotta get bck n now

AHP: rite , um lets c who wuz the 1 that broke our GPS??

Heero: im gunna break u n a min!!!

AHP: fine go ahead n try!!

CelestialStar: I didn't get to fight much!!!! I wanna fight!!!



Quatre: somehow I think us that are smart should run * gets tackled off his horse by AHP *

Trowa: I agree * gets tackled by CelestialStar *

CelestialStar n AHP: nope!!!

Duo: should we try to run 4 it?

Quatre: no they will just run after us...

Duo: im gunna newayz....



Rest of the guyz : me 2!!!

boyz start running *

AHP: think that mud puddle could help us here?

CelestialStar: yuperz,

grls tackle guyz , guyz go sliding n2 mud puddle *

AHP 2 CelestialStar: ok who u thinks gunna b pissed the most?

CelestialStar: Heero

AHP: good bet , but wat bout Mr. Injustice?



CelestialStar: hmmmmm that's a hard call ,



AHP: wanna make a bet?

CelestialStar: oks

AHP: I bet Wufie is gunna b pissed off the worst



CelestialStar: and I bet Heero is..

Heero starts walkin towards them *

AHP: hmmm * starts thinkin I might lose AHHH CANT LOSE!!! *

AHP: hey Caf'e like da mud? It helps ur complction ya know

wufie gets up n starts running toward grls *



Celestialstar: that's not rite!



AHP: I won

CelestialStar: yea but were gunna get hurt now...



Quatre: WUFIE STOP!!

Grlz: O.O huh?

Wufie: wat????

Quatre: come here , we gots a plan



wufie n da other boyz starts talkin *

AHP: this isnt good is it???

CelestialStar: nope

AHP: wat u think there gunna do??

CelestialStar: I dunno but if they r cooperating its not gunna b good ..



AHP: hehehehe ur rite hmmmmm they wouldn't dare do nething 2 me !!!



CelestialStar: well this time they might



boyz run over n all 5 pick up CelestialStar walk over to the deepest part of the mud puddle n drops her *

AHP: * Laughing as hard as she can *

CelestialStar: that's not rite!! ASS HOLES!!!



AHP: * still laughing 2 hard to talk *



boyz walk over all 5 pick up AHP takes her over 2 where CelestialStar is n drops her *



AHP : O.O

every1 else starts laughing as hard as she wuz *



AHP: ok that's it!!! * tackles 3 of da guyz *

CelestialStar: Ooo koolz!!! * tackles the other 2 *

a huge mud WAR breaks out n the grls end up winning 2 hours lata *



AHP: ha!! We won!!!!

Duo: but ur still covered n mud

CelestialStar: ewwwww this sux

Wufie: well meeg4mpn , so u as weak women should have no problem w/ it. * smiles *



AHP n CelestialStar: * look at eachother n nod *

CelestialStar n AHP tackle Wufie at the sameime *

AHP: r we still weak??

Wufie: ok ok u 2 rnt but the rest of the women out there are!!

AHP: wellz at least im not * smiles *

CelestialStar: YEA!! Im not weak!!! IM strong!!! YEA!! * starts dancin *



AHP: IM an Angle * smiles this sweet smile *

CelestialStar: * stops dancing n gives her a funny look * AWW SHIT UR HALOS ON FIRE!!! * starts laughin *

AHP: u mean some1 noticed???

Boyz: omg!!!

CelestialStar: ok we got 2 get home ,

AHP: hmmm oks the horses r still here , n Duo don't make ne smart comments if u don't wanna walk

Duo: u cant make me walk

AHP: they r my horses * gives him her im pissed don't mess w/ me look *

Duo: * gulp * ok

every1 gets on there hores n starts walking , suddenly they go through some more bushes n they c there house *

AHP: that wuz easy

Duo: shit I coulda walked!!

AHP: u wanna get off then???

Duo: no

AHP: oks wellz guess were home!!! Guess that's it * sigh * oh wellz











Duo: no more plz!!! We wont run away this time !!!



AHP: ok guyz I'll b nice no more of this series I'll start another 1 n yes ppl it will b better!!!

Quatre: she means that shes gunna b even meaner

CelestialStar: u mean her "halo" is gunna b in flames??

Quatre: wat halo?!?!?

CelestialStar: ur rite by then it'll b all burned up!! Lol!!

AHP: funny guyz!!

Trowa: Celestialstar is rite u know

AHP: u alwayz think shes rite!!!

Trowa: not alwayz , just most of the time

Heero: CelestialStar is rite

AHP: I thought I alwayz wuz?!?!!?

Quatre: u r but so is she

AHP: oooo I can live w/ that!!! (

Wufie: there not rite there mean!!!

AHP n Celestialstar: u did not just go there!! * starts running after Wufie *

Duo: wellz better him than us..



Heero: yea really

Trowa: yup

Quatre: oks wellz guess we gotta finish this up , oks lets c wat would AHP say?!?!

Duo: u should know !!

Quatre: ok , um.. C yas lata!!

Duo: close enough .



Every1 n CelestialStar n AHP N wufie 2 : BYES ALL!!!



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Oks guyz I think this is it 4 this series , cuz I got kinda board w the whole thing n my schedual dosnt allow much time to do this , I had 2 hours to write this!!! That's y its crappy so sry allz!! Newayz R&R PLZ!!

Duo: they wouldn't R&R!

AHP: Im gunna take care of u as soon as I can find all my weapons that u guyz hid



CelestialStar: mayb u should torture him!!! MAKE HIM TELL U!!

AHP: I don't got my weapons!!! Newayz somthin else to add 2 my list of things 2 do,



CelestialStar: u shou ed 2 it by now...

Duo: wellz the good newz is that u'll prob never find em!!

AHP; so u do know where they r?!?!?!

Duo: uh...

AHP: every day I am forced to add another person *cough * or 2 to the list of ppl that piss me off * walks away *