To all you modern day types, this is a commercial parody. The Pacestone
brand is owned by me; however I don't own trademarks from the following
companies:
Hanna-Barbera,
Cartoon Network,
Campbell's Soups (the guys that own PACE picante sauce).
It was lunchtime at the Bedrock cave construction company, Fred Flintstone and his co-workers were having brontosaurus enchiladas and passing on the Pacestone picante sauce, when Fred noticed they were almost out. As Fred was scraping the last trickles from the jar, he asked Joe Rockhead a favor.
Fred: "Hey Joe, you got any more picante sauce?"
Joe: "Here you go, Fred."
Joe hands Fred a jar of some "no name" brand picante sauce.
Fred: "Joe, This isn't PACESTONE picante sauce!"
Joe: "I don't know, all picante sauces are the same."
Fred (mocking Joe): "All picante sauces are the same, grr."
Fred angrily glared at Joe, after giving the "no name" sauce to Barney Rubble.
Fred: "Don't you understand? Pacestone is made in San Anstonio, (an-STONE- io) with fresh vegetables and spices, by people who know what picante sauce is supposed to taste like!
Barney (reading the "no name's" label): "Why this stuff's made in new rock city!"
The other workers were shocked, and everyone shouted to Joe "NEW ROCK CITY?!"
Joe (with a couple of mean eyes staring at him): "Uh oh, I goofed."
Announcer: "Be sure to pick up Pacestone brand picante sauce, the original!"
Hanna-Barbera,
Cartoon Network,
Campbell's Soups (the guys that own PACE picante sauce).
It was lunchtime at the Bedrock cave construction company, Fred Flintstone and his co-workers were having brontosaurus enchiladas and passing on the Pacestone picante sauce, when Fred noticed they were almost out. As Fred was scraping the last trickles from the jar, he asked Joe Rockhead a favor.
Fred: "Hey Joe, you got any more picante sauce?"
Joe: "Here you go, Fred."
Joe hands Fred a jar of some "no name" brand picante sauce.
Fred: "Joe, This isn't PACESTONE picante sauce!"
Joe: "I don't know, all picante sauces are the same."
Fred (mocking Joe): "All picante sauces are the same, grr."
Fred angrily glared at Joe, after giving the "no name" sauce to Barney Rubble.
Fred: "Don't you understand? Pacestone is made in San Anstonio, (an-STONE- io) with fresh vegetables and spices, by people who know what picante sauce is supposed to taste like!
Barney (reading the "no name's" label): "Why this stuff's made in new rock city!"
The other workers were shocked, and everyone shouted to Joe "NEW ROCK CITY?!"
Joe (with a couple of mean eyes staring at him): "Uh oh, I goofed."
Announcer: "Be sure to pick up Pacestone brand picante sauce, the original!"