Disclaimer-If you think I own anything (except maybe the plot?) then you
are crazy- J K Rowling owns EVERYTHING! Muhahaha.
A/N- Here's the third chapter- sure it's coming out kinda quickly after the second one, but I don't do much work on weekdays due to school. *shudders* I hope you like it. I'd like to thank RavenAB, Janey, Katie and the weird anonymous reviewer. Please R/R.
Sirius and Harry stood there over Malfoy.
"I bet it'll take less than an hour for him to wake up properly." Sirius mumbled, he had taken off the underwear he was previously wearing over his clothes and on his head.
"Nah. I bet you my bright pink lipstick that he'll take more than an hour," Harry said taking it out from his pocket. Sirius eyed the lipstick.
"You're on! If I win you give me that and if you win, I'll give you." Sirius rummaged around in his pockets and bought out a pink dress, "This! It was your fathers." Harry nods rubbing his hands together.
"What do we do with all of these?" Harry said pointing to the pile of underwear.
"Put it on and perform a thrilling show all about bunnies." Harry looked at Sirius, rather worried, "I quite often marvel at my greatness." Sirius shut up for a while after this, he must have realized what he has said was rather stupid and insane.
"I recon we should return it," Harry said. He knew that was the right thing to do but he had always wanted to put on a show about bunnies while wearing someone else's underwear, "After we look around the tunnel." Sirius nodded. A noise comes from Malfoy.
"I like the colour pink." He said weakly and fainted again. Harry smirked, he was going to win the bet.
Sirius, Harry and the unconscious Malfoy (who was being dragged) made their way through the tunnel.
"I think I can hear something coming from here," Harry whispered pressing his ear against one of the entrances to the tunnel. He slowly opened it and peered out, "It's Hermione and Ron! What're they doing in the Moaning Myrtle's (A/N- sorry about the spelling) bathroom?"
"How can we tell Harry?" Hermione said looking down.
"I.I don't know. We know how he feels about her, it'd crush him if he knew she had a boyfriend." Ron whispered.
"We're they talking about Cho?" Harry thought.
"We have to tell him," Ron said banging his hand on the toilet door, "But I still don't believe that Ginny has a boyfriend. Harry's been secretly hiding that he likes Ginny for ages. " Harry scratched his head. Since when did he have a crush on Ginny? Come to think of it Ron and Hermione did always try to leave them alone. Harry closed the entrance, speechless. How could they think he fancied GINNY?
A/N- Well that was something to think about. Who will win the bet? What is the utterly repulsive thing that is in the chapters to come? How will they ever be able to return all that underwear? Find out in the next chapter. Yes, I do have a weird imagination and I'm sorry to all you Sirius Black lovers (me included) about the whole Sirius is crazy thing- but I wanted to include him somewhere and in this story most people are at least very weird, at least Sirius is weird coz he's crazy! Please R/R!
A/N- Here's the third chapter- sure it's coming out kinda quickly after the second one, but I don't do much work on weekdays due to school. *shudders* I hope you like it. I'd like to thank RavenAB, Janey, Katie and the weird anonymous reviewer. Please R/R.
Sirius and Harry stood there over Malfoy.
"I bet it'll take less than an hour for him to wake up properly." Sirius mumbled, he had taken off the underwear he was previously wearing over his clothes and on his head.
"Nah. I bet you my bright pink lipstick that he'll take more than an hour," Harry said taking it out from his pocket. Sirius eyed the lipstick.
"You're on! If I win you give me that and if you win, I'll give you." Sirius rummaged around in his pockets and bought out a pink dress, "This! It was your fathers." Harry nods rubbing his hands together.
"What do we do with all of these?" Harry said pointing to the pile of underwear.
"Put it on and perform a thrilling show all about bunnies." Harry looked at Sirius, rather worried, "I quite often marvel at my greatness." Sirius shut up for a while after this, he must have realized what he has said was rather stupid and insane.
"I recon we should return it," Harry said. He knew that was the right thing to do but he had always wanted to put on a show about bunnies while wearing someone else's underwear, "After we look around the tunnel." Sirius nodded. A noise comes from Malfoy.
"I like the colour pink." He said weakly and fainted again. Harry smirked, he was going to win the bet.
Sirius, Harry and the unconscious Malfoy (who was being dragged) made their way through the tunnel.
"I think I can hear something coming from here," Harry whispered pressing his ear against one of the entrances to the tunnel. He slowly opened it and peered out, "It's Hermione and Ron! What're they doing in the Moaning Myrtle's (A/N- sorry about the spelling) bathroom?"
"How can we tell Harry?" Hermione said looking down.
"I.I don't know. We know how he feels about her, it'd crush him if he knew she had a boyfriend." Ron whispered.
"We're they talking about Cho?" Harry thought.
"We have to tell him," Ron said banging his hand on the toilet door, "But I still don't believe that Ginny has a boyfriend. Harry's been secretly hiding that he likes Ginny for ages. " Harry scratched his head. Since when did he have a crush on Ginny? Come to think of it Ron and Hermione did always try to leave them alone. Harry closed the entrance, speechless. How could they think he fancied GINNY?
A/N- Well that was something to think about. Who will win the bet? What is the utterly repulsive thing that is in the chapters to come? How will they ever be able to return all that underwear? Find out in the next chapter. Yes, I do have a weird imagination and I'm sorry to all you Sirius Black lovers (me included) about the whole Sirius is crazy thing- but I wanted to include him somewhere and in this story most people are at least very weird, at least Sirius is weird coz he's crazy! Please R/R!