Chapter 2
By Lady Trunks
A special thanks to Gothic-Rogue who helped me come up with the ideas, and is solely responsible for the Azreal Abyss line. Without her this fic would have remained a one-parter.
Disclaimer: Don't own SNL, and Azreal Abyss, Prince of Sorrow is a character from Goth Talk on it played by Chris Kattan. I don't own X-Men: Evo either, but I really, really, really want Pietro for Christmas… I'll be good, I promise!!
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*Scene pans in to show two figures dressed in Goth make-up once again in the same black room on a black couch. One of the people is obviously Rogue, but the other one was to horrendous a site to even describe*
Rogue: Welcome back to Goth Talk, all my faithful creatures of the dark. *voice turns sarcastic* It seems that Mrs. Prine, our communications teacher, liked our *hisses the word in distaste* comedy so much that she wants us to make it a regular show. So I am joined here today with our new co-host, Logan.
*Camera zooms in on the horrifying site of Logan dressed all in black wearing Goth make-up*
Logan: *practically in tears* Help me, please. For the love of God.
Rogue: *Whispers, but the camera still picks it up* If you don't want me to show the Prof the tape of you breaking into his stash of Rum and getting wasted and then pretending you're Captain Pickard…
Logan: *Yelling* You swore you would never tell
Rogue: *hisses* Just say it.
Logan: *voice completely emotionless* I'm Azreal Abyss, Prince of Sorrow!
Rogue: *groans* That was really pathetic, do it again. Only this time try to be… scary.
Logan: *voice comically scary* I'm Azreal Abyss, Prince of Sorrow!
*Rogue and Evan, who is once again recording the show, this time with his arm in a sling, falls onto the floor laughing*
Logan: *practically in tears* If anyone knows of a job opening I'll take it. I'll kill anyone, just get me away from here.
Rogue: *finally recovered clears her throat* As I was saying, today we are going to show you a ritual to raise the dead. Anyone can do it. First you will need…
*A sudden bamf and Kurt appears in front of them*
Kurt: How come I'm never asked to be on this show?
Rogue: *through gritted teeth* Because you have lousy timing.
Kurt: *with a wounded look* But I can be gothic. Hey I can even look scary. *flips off his watch and stands thre in his fuzzy form* And you know chicks dig they blue dude.
Rogue: *forces herself to calm down* Fine, have a seat.
*Rogue gestures to the chair beside the couch, but instead Kurt sits on the couch between her and Logan, with a huge smile on his face.
Rogue: *sighs in frustration* No smiling.
*Kurt wipes the smile off but 30 seconds later he's smiling again*
Logan: *pleading* Now that he's here can I go?
Rogue: *screams* NO!!!! *voice is back to normal* Okay as I was saying…
*Before she can finish that thought the door is flung open and a rush of wind that can only be one person sweeps through the room*
Pietro: *appearing before Rogue and pouting* Roguey,howcouldyou?!!! Youdecidedtomakeanotherepisodewithouttellingme,yourboyfriendandcostar??
Rogue: Pietro, you are NOT my boyfriend. Just because we go places alone, and you always pay and… *her voice trails off as realization dawns* OH MY GOD!! *starts to completely hyperventilate* This is too much… too soon. I'm not ready for this kind of commitment.
Pietro: *backing away slowly* Umm… Maybe we should talk about this later when you're more… sane?
Rogue: *completely oblivious* Sure I like you, but am I really ready to be in a relationship? This is such a big step and all…
*She's interrupted by the door slamming open and an enraged Jean appearing. One side of her hair is noticeably shorter than the other*
Jean: Okay, who did it?
Rogue: *snapping out of her trance* Did what?
Jean: Don't act stupid. Which one of you freaks *sobbing* cut my perfect hair?
Rogue: *eyes narrowing at the insult* Wasn't me. But then your hair was never what I would call perfect, anyway. It's way to bright… The color only a hooker would wear. I think you followed the directions on the back of the box wrong.
*Rogue noticed Pietro disappear and reappear a second later out of the corner of her eye why she kept Jean distracted*
Jean: *acting the part of righteous indignation to the fullest* I'll have you know that this is my natural hair color. Unlike that skunk look that you seem to prefer.
Rogue: Who you tawdry little slut…
Pietro: Jean,IthinkitwasEvanthatcutyourhair.
*Jean turns her attention to Evan who backs away slowly. As he does a pair of scissors and some red hairs fall to the floor*
Evan: It wasn't me Jean I swear.
*Evan turns and races out the door, with an enraged Jean following. Leaving a smirking Pietro behind, grinning evilly*
Rogue: Not again…*sighs in surrender* Okay, then that wraps up the second episode of Goth Talk… *Grins maliciously* Join us next time when we talk about human sacrifice and if Red-heads really do burn easily. Bwahahahahahaha.
Pietro: *speaking slowly and soothingly* Umm… Roguey, you're scaring me. How about we go find a nice quite place and do nothing.
Rogue: Fine, but this doesn't mean you're my boyfriend.
Pietro: *In a reassuring, though disbelieving tone* Sure it doesn't.
Logan: I'm out of here!
*Logan quickly leaves the room followed by Rogue and Pietro leave arm in arm (though they are not boyfriend and girlfriend… really) Kurt is left setting on the couch alone*
Kurt: That's it?? I didn't even get to do anything!!! *looks at the camera and smiles* Let me tell you about this one time that Scott and Jean…
*Fade to black*
This chapter is dedicated to all the wonderful people that reviewed: Red Witch (the queen of Evo comedy), GameKingKurtWagner (who wrote my all time favorite review: "Dude, that story was awesome! Well, for a goth-y Halloween spoofy… Rietro… no-Kurt… kinda thing…" I added more Kurt just for you!), Flitwicke, of course Gothic Rogue, Lucky439, Rogue, Geministarz, Icy Flame (another one of my favorite reviews for obvious reasons ^^), Kelly, S.O.S.Rogue, and Aliana. I love you all!!