Stuff- Yea umm.third chapter. Rock on. Again I say, Jhonen & Roman are
their own persons and so are the weird little person running around like
total idiots. And sorry to Roman fans, I know I'm making Mr. Dirge act like
a total dumbass who flunked kindergarten ten times.
Jeff: My idea is that.. we try and take over Oklahoma!
Pete: ::stops dancing like a lady: JEFF! YOU DUMBASS!! WE DID THAT LAST MONTH!! WE ALMOST GOT EATEN BY HOMOSEXUAL HOBOS!!!!
Sarah: ::shudders at the thought::
Ally: Heyyyyyyy..where's Dan? And Jhonen?
Everyone: ::looks around but their beloved blonde idiot Dan and everybody's favorite Mexican are nowhere to be seen::
Roman: ::points his soup ladle at Cale:: YOU ATE HIM!!!! YOU.YOU GUY!!
Cale: ::I think he died::
Sarah: ::kicks Cale's lifeless corpse:: WHEEEE! THIS MEANS I GET HIS COMPUTER!! ::victory dance::
Dan: We're right here guys
Sarah & Ally & Rachie: ::burst out in a loud fit of giggles::
Jhonen: Do you think they're the right color? They didn't have pink so I decided " HEY! WHY NOT BLUE?"
::Dan, the Complete Dumbass & Jhonen "Jiggy" Vasquez are lookin' quite festive in those weird pajama pants that say Princess on the butt. Jhonen, however, is looking quite happy despite the fact that the word "Sexy" is sewn over his ass.::
Sarah, Ally & Rachie: WOOT WOOT!!
Pete: :;to Dan:: DAN!! YOU'RE A DISGRACE TO ALL THAT MEN STAND FOR!!
Dan: ::jumps up and down like a cheerleader at a Dreamstreet concert:: I KNOW! ::squeal::
Roman: JHONEN? I'm afraid I don't quite understand.
Jhonen: They're comfty. ::does a weird little ballerina spin::
The girls:: ::can't breathe for their laughter is blocking their windpipes from receiving air::
*~* 20 minutes later.*~*
::All the men in the room except Roman and Cale's decaying body are dressed in overrated pj pants each saying something say something different across his ass::
The girls: ::stare with wide open eyes as the boys dance to the Charlie Brown Theme Song::
SUDDENLY!!!!!!
GARY APPEARS!!!!!
No not Gary from Spongebob
No not my Uncle Gary
No not the guy across the street Gary
No not a guy from school Gary
But Rachie's boyfriend Gary!!
Gary: ::walks in eating a cheese burger:: mm.cheese ::looks around and sees the dancing mob of males::
Jhonen: HIYA!!
Jeff: MY FOOT FELL ASLEEP!!
Pete: MY PANTS ARE SOOOOOOOOO CUTE!!
Dan: ::still dancing:: WHOOOOO!!! LOOKIT ME GO!!!
Gary: ::sits next to the three gawking girls and continues to eat his cheese burger::
Sarah: ::jumps on Jhonen's shoulders:: I LOVES YA!!
Ally: ::leaps over and clings to his feet like a leech::
Gary: heh I laugh at your misfortune
Jhonen: I feel so very violated...
Gary & Roman: ::to Jhonen:: GOOD!
Rachie: ::attachs herself to Gary:: HIIIIIIIII!!!!!
Gary: HOWDY!
Ally: All dis par-tay needs is-
GIR: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! ::jumps on Jeff's head::
GIR: FUZZ HEAD!!!!
Jeff: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! THE LICE ARE ATTACKING MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! ::falls on his back::
GIR: OOOOOOOOOOO SUZANNA DON'T YOU CRY FO' MEEEEEEEE!!!! DUDE!!!! YOU'RE GETTIN' A DELL!!!
Sarah: Sit down an' be quiet you prozac addict of a robot
GIR: ::gasp:: ::cries::
Sarah: ::lip trembles:: O OK!! I SOWWIE!!!
GIR: ::stops crying instantly and gives Sarah a bear hug:: YAY!! TACOS!!
Sarah: ::walks over to Jhonen carrying GIR in her arms::
Sarah & GIR: ::scream like idiots::
Everyone: ::cringes at the high pitched shriek::
Sarah, Rachie, & GIR: ::proceed to dance like monkeys::
WHEW!! I'm done. My ears hurt. My brother is blasting some sort of..music. At least that's what it sounds like. BYE BYE!! r/r pleeeeeeease
BYE - Fishstix, Suffering From Cramps.ow
Jeff: My idea is that.. we try and take over Oklahoma!
Pete: ::stops dancing like a lady: JEFF! YOU DUMBASS!! WE DID THAT LAST MONTH!! WE ALMOST GOT EATEN BY HOMOSEXUAL HOBOS!!!!
Sarah: ::shudders at the thought::
Ally: Heyyyyyyy..where's Dan? And Jhonen?
Everyone: ::looks around but their beloved blonde idiot Dan and everybody's favorite Mexican are nowhere to be seen::
Roman: ::points his soup ladle at Cale:: YOU ATE HIM!!!! YOU.YOU GUY!!
Cale: ::I think he died::
Sarah: ::kicks Cale's lifeless corpse:: WHEEEE! THIS MEANS I GET HIS COMPUTER!! ::victory dance::
Dan: We're right here guys
Sarah & Ally & Rachie: ::burst out in a loud fit of giggles::
Jhonen: Do you think they're the right color? They didn't have pink so I decided " HEY! WHY NOT BLUE?"
::Dan, the Complete Dumbass & Jhonen "Jiggy" Vasquez are lookin' quite festive in those weird pajama pants that say Princess on the butt. Jhonen, however, is looking quite happy despite the fact that the word "Sexy" is sewn over his ass.::
Sarah, Ally & Rachie: WOOT WOOT!!
Pete: :;to Dan:: DAN!! YOU'RE A DISGRACE TO ALL THAT MEN STAND FOR!!
Dan: ::jumps up and down like a cheerleader at a Dreamstreet concert:: I KNOW! ::squeal::
Roman: JHONEN? I'm afraid I don't quite understand.
Jhonen: They're comfty. ::does a weird little ballerina spin::
The girls:: ::can't breathe for their laughter is blocking their windpipes from receiving air::
*~* 20 minutes later.*~*
::All the men in the room except Roman and Cale's decaying body are dressed in overrated pj pants each saying something say something different across his ass::
The girls: ::stare with wide open eyes as the boys dance to the Charlie Brown Theme Song::
SUDDENLY!!!!!!
GARY APPEARS!!!!!
No not Gary from Spongebob
No not my Uncle Gary
No not the guy across the street Gary
No not a guy from school Gary
But Rachie's boyfriend Gary!!
Gary: ::walks in eating a cheese burger:: mm.cheese ::looks around and sees the dancing mob of males::
Jhonen: HIYA!!
Jeff: MY FOOT FELL ASLEEP!!
Pete: MY PANTS ARE SOOOOOOOOO CUTE!!
Dan: ::still dancing:: WHOOOOO!!! LOOKIT ME GO!!!
Gary: ::sits next to the three gawking girls and continues to eat his cheese burger::
Sarah: ::jumps on Jhonen's shoulders:: I LOVES YA!!
Ally: ::leaps over and clings to his feet like a leech::
Gary: heh I laugh at your misfortune
Jhonen: I feel so very violated...
Gary & Roman: ::to Jhonen:: GOOD!
Rachie: ::attachs herself to Gary:: HIIIIIIIII!!!!!
Gary: HOWDY!
Ally: All dis par-tay needs is-
GIR: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! ::jumps on Jeff's head::
GIR: FUZZ HEAD!!!!
Jeff: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! THE LICE ARE ATTACKING MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! ::falls on his back::
GIR: OOOOOOOOOOO SUZANNA DON'T YOU CRY FO' MEEEEEEEE!!!! DUDE!!!! YOU'RE GETTIN' A DELL!!!
Sarah: Sit down an' be quiet you prozac addict of a robot
GIR: ::gasp:: ::cries::
Sarah: ::lip trembles:: O OK!! I SOWWIE!!!
GIR: ::stops crying instantly and gives Sarah a bear hug:: YAY!! TACOS!!
Sarah: ::walks over to Jhonen carrying GIR in her arms::
Sarah & GIR: ::scream like idiots::
Everyone: ::cringes at the high pitched shriek::
Sarah, Rachie, & GIR: ::proceed to dance like monkeys::
WHEW!! I'm done. My ears hurt. My brother is blasting some sort of..music. At least that's what it sounds like. BYE BYE!! r/r pleeeeeeease
BYE - Fishstix, Suffering From Cramps.ow