Sarah, Ally & Rachie: ::high on orange soda and are singing Good Charlotte
songs::
See it on TV, Read it in the magazines Celebrities who want sympathy All they do is piss and moan Inside the Rolling Stone Talking about How hard life can beeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'd like to see them spend a week Livin' life out on the street They should spend a day or two Walking in someone else's shoes I think they'd stumble and they'd fall
They would fallllllllllllllllllllllll
Linkin Park: ::sings:: Fa-a-a-alllllllllllll
Jhonen, Jeff, & Dan: LIFESTYLES OF THE RICH AND THE FAMOUS!! THEY'RE ALWAYS COMPLAIN'N!! ALWAYS COMPLAIN'N!! IF MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY'S SUCH A PROBLEM!!! THEY'VE ALL GOT MANSIONS!!!! THINK WE SHOULD ROB THEM!!
Pete: ::bein' da rapper that he is::
Didja know if you were famous You could kill your wife And there's no such thing as 25 to life As long as you got the cash to pay for Cochran Didja know if you were caught And you were smoking crack McDonalds wouldn't even wanna take you back You could always just run for mayor of D.C!!!!!!!
Drew Carey, Prez Bush, & Bin Laden:
I'd like to see them spend a week Livin' life out on the street They should spend a day or two Walking in someone else's shoes I think they'd stumble and they'd fall
Everyone: LIFESTYLES OF THE RICH AND THE FAMOUS!! THEY'RE ALWAYS COMPLAIN'N!! ALWAYS COMPLAIN'N!! IF MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY'S SUCH A PROBLEM!!! THEY'VE ALL GOT MANSIONS!!!! THINK WE SHOULD ROB THEM!!
Jeff: ::jumps up, trips over a cordless phone and falls:: OW! MY ASS!!!
Dan: ::sigh:: I'm booooooooooored.Lez go outside
Sarah & Ally: OKEY DOKEY!! ::both jumps out the window, grab an overhanging tree branch and fall gracefully to the ground:: WHEEEEE!!!
Jeff: ::dives out the window and lands on his ass:: OW!! MY ASS!!
Gary: ::so shocked from Jeff's sudden yelp that he drops his cheeseburger:: O.O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO::br eathes:: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Rachie: ::slaps him upside the head:: SHUT UP!!
Gary: ^_________^ I luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv you!
Rachie: ::squeal::
Jhonen: I had a very delicious dinner last night and I would like to keep it in my stomach where it belongs.
Roman: ::looks at Jhonen like "I'm going to tell you something you've heard a thousand times::
Jhonen: ::knows what he's going to say:: OH GOD NO!!! ::clamps hands over ears and starts singing::
Roman: heh. You need a GIRLFRIEND!!!!
Jhonen: ::still has hands over ears and is running around the yard:: LALALALALALALALALA!!! I CAN'T HEAR YOUUUUUUUUUU!!! NOPE!! SURE CAN'T!! NATTA!! ZILCH!! NOTHIN'!!!
All the kids: ::sitting on the porch swing watching Roman yell at Jhonen while JV dances around in circles by the road::
Some Preppy Car Driver Person Passer By-er Guy Thing: HEY! ::to Jhonen:: YOU'RE HOTT!!
Jhonen: ::looks bored and flicks her off::
Preppy Car Person Thing: ::looks like she's about to cry:: MEANIE!!! ::drives off in a cloud of dust::
Roman: JHONEN!! When a woman thinks you are attractive you are supposed to say THANK YOU!!!
Jhonen: ::not listening:: I'm hungry! I WANT BAGELS!! I DEMAND THE CIRCULAR BREADY BEINGS!! IF I DO NOT RECEIVE MY BAGELS I SHALL EEEEEEEEEAT YOUUU!!!! ::walks towards the porch::
Jeff: ::singing:: THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND!! ROUND AND ROUND!! ROUND AND ROUND!! THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND ALL THROUGH THE TOWN!!
Sarah & Ally: ::singing:: 99 monkeys sniffin' cocaine!! Sittin' on the train tracks, waitin' for the train. So the train came fast an' hit dem chimps. An' all dem chimps went home wit' a limp!
(A/N: My mother came up with that monkey song. O.o)
Gary: ::mourning over his beloved cheeseburger:: Jhonen: CHILDREN! Song time is over. Bagel time is now! Direct me to the nearest bagel shop!
Sarah: ::jumps on Jhonen's shoulders:: Giddyup, Taco Man!!
Jhonen: Did you just call me Taco Man?
Sarah: Yes.
Jhonen: COOL! But get the hell off my shoulders. ::dumps Sarah on the ground::
Sarah: CHILD ABUSER!!
Dan: BAGELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! ::sprints down the road::
Everyone else: O.O WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! ::runs after Dan::
See it on TV, Read it in the magazines Celebrities who want sympathy All they do is piss and moan Inside the Rolling Stone Talking about How hard life can beeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'd like to see them spend a week Livin' life out on the street They should spend a day or two Walking in someone else's shoes I think they'd stumble and they'd fall
They would fallllllllllllllllllllllll
Linkin Park: ::sings:: Fa-a-a-alllllllllllll
Jhonen, Jeff, & Dan: LIFESTYLES OF THE RICH AND THE FAMOUS!! THEY'RE ALWAYS COMPLAIN'N!! ALWAYS COMPLAIN'N!! IF MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY'S SUCH A PROBLEM!!! THEY'VE ALL GOT MANSIONS!!!! THINK WE SHOULD ROB THEM!!
Pete: ::bein' da rapper that he is::
Didja know if you were famous You could kill your wife And there's no such thing as 25 to life As long as you got the cash to pay for Cochran Didja know if you were caught And you were smoking crack McDonalds wouldn't even wanna take you back You could always just run for mayor of D.C!!!!!!!
Drew Carey, Prez Bush, & Bin Laden:
I'd like to see them spend a week Livin' life out on the street They should spend a day or two Walking in someone else's shoes I think they'd stumble and they'd fall
Everyone: LIFESTYLES OF THE RICH AND THE FAMOUS!! THEY'RE ALWAYS COMPLAIN'N!! ALWAYS COMPLAIN'N!! IF MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY'S SUCH A PROBLEM!!! THEY'VE ALL GOT MANSIONS!!!! THINK WE SHOULD ROB THEM!!
Jeff: ::jumps up, trips over a cordless phone and falls:: OW! MY ASS!!!
Dan: ::sigh:: I'm booooooooooored.Lez go outside
Sarah & Ally: OKEY DOKEY!! ::both jumps out the window, grab an overhanging tree branch and fall gracefully to the ground:: WHEEEEE!!!
Jeff: ::dives out the window and lands on his ass:: OW!! MY ASS!!
Gary: ::so shocked from Jeff's sudden yelp that he drops his cheeseburger:: O.O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO::br eathes:: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Rachie: ::slaps him upside the head:: SHUT UP!!
Gary: ^_________^ I luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv you!
Rachie: ::squeal::
Jhonen: I had a very delicious dinner last night and I would like to keep it in my stomach where it belongs.
Roman: ::looks at Jhonen like "I'm going to tell you something you've heard a thousand times::
Jhonen: ::knows what he's going to say:: OH GOD NO!!! ::clamps hands over ears and starts singing::
Roman: heh. You need a GIRLFRIEND!!!!
Jhonen: ::still has hands over ears and is running around the yard:: LALALALALALALALALA!!! I CAN'T HEAR YOUUUUUUUUUU!!! NOPE!! SURE CAN'T!! NATTA!! ZILCH!! NOTHIN'!!!
All the kids: ::sitting on the porch swing watching Roman yell at Jhonen while JV dances around in circles by the road::
Some Preppy Car Driver Person Passer By-er Guy Thing: HEY! ::to Jhonen:: YOU'RE HOTT!!
Jhonen: ::looks bored and flicks her off::
Preppy Car Person Thing: ::looks like she's about to cry:: MEANIE!!! ::drives off in a cloud of dust::
Roman: JHONEN!! When a woman thinks you are attractive you are supposed to say THANK YOU!!!
Jhonen: ::not listening:: I'm hungry! I WANT BAGELS!! I DEMAND THE CIRCULAR BREADY BEINGS!! IF I DO NOT RECEIVE MY BAGELS I SHALL EEEEEEEEEAT YOUUU!!!! ::walks towards the porch::
Jeff: ::singing:: THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND!! ROUND AND ROUND!! ROUND AND ROUND!! THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND ALL THROUGH THE TOWN!!
Sarah & Ally: ::singing:: 99 monkeys sniffin' cocaine!! Sittin' on the train tracks, waitin' for the train. So the train came fast an' hit dem chimps. An' all dem chimps went home wit' a limp!
(A/N: My mother came up with that monkey song. O.o)
Gary: ::mourning over his beloved cheeseburger:: Jhonen: CHILDREN! Song time is over. Bagel time is now! Direct me to the nearest bagel shop!
Sarah: ::jumps on Jhonen's shoulders:: Giddyup, Taco Man!!
Jhonen: Did you just call me Taco Man?
Sarah: Yes.
Jhonen: COOL! But get the hell off my shoulders. ::dumps Sarah on the ground::
Sarah: CHILD ABUSER!!
Dan: BAGELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! ::sprints down the road::
Everyone else: O.O WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! ::runs after Dan::