Disclaimer: Um..yeah. It took me a reeeeeeally long time to come up with
this chapter. The St. Louis Bread Co. owns themselves and so do my friends
Anthony and Nate.
:: It was a usual, quiet day at the Bread Co. People came in and people went out. Until-
::A GOLF CART BURSTS THROUGH THE WINDOW!!!!!!::
Ally: WHOO!! AGAIN!!! AGAIN!!
Jhonen: I'm getting' too old for this.::looks up at the racks and shelves of freshly-baked bagels:: Oh my GAWD!! I'VE DIED AND GONE TO HEAVEN!!
Jhonen: ::practically leaps on the counter:: GIVE ME BAGELS!!!!!
Cashier Dude Guy Thing: ::scared shitless:: U-umm..how m-m-many s-s-sir?
Jhonen: ::takes breath:: Gimmmeeeeeeeeee..47!!
Cashier Dude: W-what kind?
Jhonen: ASIAGO!! AND LOOOOOOOOTSSSSSSS OF CREAM CHEESEEEEEEE ::busts a move::
:: A box of bagels and cream cheese magically appears on the counter::
Cashier Dude: That'll be $92.34
Jhonen: THANKS!! BUH BYE!! ::jumps on the already wrecked golf cart and with a hearty 'Hi Ho Silver' raced off into the sunset::
HALF AN HOUR LATER...(After getting arrested for driving a golf cart on the highway, escaping from Alcatraz the impenetrable prison, and saving the earth from mutant meatballs .)
Sarah: ::kicks open front door:: HOWDY!! HEY WHAT'RE YOU GUY-EZ DOIN' HUR???
Anthony & Nate: ::sitting on the couch watchin' TV:: Um.the door was unlocked?
Sarah: ::looks at the door lock and melts it with her laser eye beams:: MUAHAHAHA!!
Everyone: ::crickets chirp::
Sarah: ::grins:: It's a gift.
Ally: AHHHH!!! ANTHONY!!! ::huggles Anthony::
Anthony: AHH!!! MY INSTESTINES!!
Nate: HAHA!! PITY FOR YOU MAN!!
::Suddenly a giant robotic beaver yelling "BEANS!!" crashes through the house and off the cliff that's about 300 feet away from the house::
Pete: Um.
Jeff: COOKIES.heh I just love 'dem cook-ez!
Ally: ::jumps on the coffee table:: A-HEM!! ::snaps fingers::
::Instantly the house turns into the café section at Borders and Ally stands with a mic::
Ally:
"Life's a bitch, And then you die, Fuck the world, Lets get high, For all the preps who think they're cool, FUCK Y'ALL, 'CAUSE STONERS RULE!"
Anthony: ::tear forms in eye and bursts out sobbing:: S-S-S-SO BEAUTIFUL!!
Nate: Um..::sigh:: I wanna cookie
Jeff: NO MINE!! ::jumps out the second story window::
Nate: Um..'kay ::gasp:: APPLE JUICE!! ::runs towards a gallon jar of apple juice::
Pete: ::cheering again just like in the first chap.:: SAY WHA'? SAY WHA? OUR TEAM IS RED HOT? 'DAS RIGHT! 'DAS RIGHT! LYIN' YOU ARE NOT!!
Jhonen: ::constructing a palace made completely of bagels:: MUST KEEP BUILDING!!
::The poetry has transformed into a dance club::
Nate: Daaaaamn we should hang out at Sarah's house more often!
Anthony: ::too busy doin' the robot:: WHOO! LOOKIT ME GO!!
Pete: GIRL YOU IS TRIPPIN!! YOU DENY YOUR TEAM'S LOSIN'!! EXCUSE ME BUT I THINK!! I HEAR OUR SIDE SNOOZIN'!!
::The club turns into a rave club and the song "Time and Time Again" from the Pepsi Blue commercial is blastin' through the speakers:: (If anyone knows who sings that, could you tell me?)
Ally & Anthony: ::dirty dancing (cough) let's leave them alone shall we?::
Jhonen: ::has become the Almighty Ruler of Bagels::
::Then the "Cha Cha Slide" comes over the speakers::
Singer Dude:
Clap your hands everybody,
Slide to the left,
Take it back now ya'll,
One hop this time,
Right foot lets stomp,
Left foot lets stomp,
Cha Cha now ya'll, Everyone: ::has formed four lines and is doin' what the singer says:: Slide to the right,
Slide to the left,
Take it back now ya'll,
One hop this time,
Right foot lets stomp,
Left foot lets stomp,
Charlie Brown,
Cha Cha now ya'll, Five hops this time,
Touch your knees,
How low can you go,
Can go down low,
All the way to floor,
Can you bring it the top,
Like you never never stop,
One hop this time,
Right foot lets stomp,
Left lets stomp, Reverse Reverse,
Reverse Reverse, Cha Cha now y'all! ::Music instantly changes to Good Charlotte "Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous"::
Andy: ::walks in:: DUDE!! That's GOOD CHARLOTTE!! They ROCK!! ::running around singing the song horribly off-key::
Sarah: ::trots past on a two-horned black very evil looking Unicorn with a nametag that says "HELLO!! My name is Bartholomew"::
Ally: ::puts Anthony down long enough to ask a question:: Where'd ya get da pony?
Sarah: Some guy off the Internet named Lucifer. ::scoff:: Weird name.
Rachie and Gary: ::doing the tango in the background::
Jhonen: ::back wearing his overrated "Sexy" pjs and is dancin' the Electric Slide:: BEWARE THE LORD OF BAGELS!! 'CAUSE HERE HE COMES!! WHOOOOOOOO!! YEAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! ::water slide "magically" appears under him and surfs down the lane:: I AM THE BAGEL MAN!! HEAR ME ROAR!!
Rachie, Sarah, and Ally: ::gasp, but then smile and jump on the stage::
All three: ::sings the song from the Oxygen commercial::
I AM STRONGGGGGGG!!!
I AM INVINCIBLE!!!!
I AM WOOOOOOOMANNNNNN!!!!!
Anthony: Maybe it's woman thing.? (Gee, why would you think that?)
Jhonen: I feel a wave a femininity flying through the room. Whoosh.
Roman: Why are Barbie and Ken still together?
MEANWHILE.
Steve Irwin: Today, we will be exploring the Saharan Desert on a search for the most poisonous snakes in the wurld. (Yes I know "world" is spelled incorrectly)
JUST THEN!!
Sailor Moon: Oh Mah GAWWWDDDDDDD!!!! The monster that has transformed from a shoebox is chasing me and I'm too afraid to fight it because my friends are such losers and I have no taste in hairstyles or fashion!!
Steve Irwin: Um..
Sailor Moon: EWWWWW!!! IT'S SOME HAIRY GUY!! KILL IT!! ::squeals like a little girl::
Steve Irwin: ::gets blown up my "Super Moon Power" whatever the hell that is::
BACK TO DA STORY!!!!!
Everyone: ::sleeping in a great pile on the couch in Sarah's room::
Sarah: Gawd..I know too may people. ::squeezes out of the heap of people::
Jhonen: ::talking in his sleep:: NO! The meat sauce is MINE!! You..you.green beeeeeeeannnnnnssss ::snore::
Jhonen: ::flips over and starts drooling on the couch with his mouth wide open::
Sarah: Ewwww. Get a tissue.
Sarah: ::looks at the huge pile of people sleeping on top of each. Just snoring and drooling and other icky things::
Sarah: ::sigh:: Tomorrow you people are SO outta here. ::jumps on the top of the pile and goes to sleep::
THE END!!! Awwww.that was a gooder. DOOM
:: It was a usual, quiet day at the Bread Co. People came in and people went out. Until-
::A GOLF CART BURSTS THROUGH THE WINDOW!!!!!!::
Ally: WHOO!! AGAIN!!! AGAIN!!
Jhonen: I'm getting' too old for this.::looks up at the racks and shelves of freshly-baked bagels:: Oh my GAWD!! I'VE DIED AND GONE TO HEAVEN!!
Jhonen: ::practically leaps on the counter:: GIVE ME BAGELS!!!!!
Cashier Dude Guy Thing: ::scared shitless:: U-umm..how m-m-many s-s-sir?
Jhonen: ::takes breath:: Gimmmeeeeeeeeee..47!!
Cashier Dude: W-what kind?
Jhonen: ASIAGO!! AND LOOOOOOOOTSSSSSSS OF CREAM CHEESEEEEEEE ::busts a move::
:: A box of bagels and cream cheese magically appears on the counter::
Cashier Dude: That'll be $92.34
Jhonen: THANKS!! BUH BYE!! ::jumps on the already wrecked golf cart and with a hearty 'Hi Ho Silver' raced off into the sunset::
HALF AN HOUR LATER...(After getting arrested for driving a golf cart on the highway, escaping from Alcatraz the impenetrable prison, and saving the earth from mutant meatballs .)
Sarah: ::kicks open front door:: HOWDY!! HEY WHAT'RE YOU GUY-EZ DOIN' HUR???
Anthony & Nate: ::sitting on the couch watchin' TV:: Um.the door was unlocked?
Sarah: ::looks at the door lock and melts it with her laser eye beams:: MUAHAHAHA!!
Everyone: ::crickets chirp::
Sarah: ::grins:: It's a gift.
Ally: AHHHH!!! ANTHONY!!! ::huggles Anthony::
Anthony: AHH!!! MY INSTESTINES!!
Nate: HAHA!! PITY FOR YOU MAN!!
::Suddenly a giant robotic beaver yelling "BEANS!!" crashes through the house and off the cliff that's about 300 feet away from the house::
Pete: Um.
Jeff: COOKIES.heh I just love 'dem cook-ez!
Ally: ::jumps on the coffee table:: A-HEM!! ::snaps fingers::
::Instantly the house turns into the café section at Borders and Ally stands with a mic::
Ally:
"Life's a bitch, And then you die, Fuck the world, Lets get high, For all the preps who think they're cool, FUCK Y'ALL, 'CAUSE STONERS RULE!"
Anthony: ::tear forms in eye and bursts out sobbing:: S-S-S-SO BEAUTIFUL!!
Nate: Um..::sigh:: I wanna cookie
Jeff: NO MINE!! ::jumps out the second story window::
Nate: Um..'kay ::gasp:: APPLE JUICE!! ::runs towards a gallon jar of apple juice::
Pete: ::cheering again just like in the first chap.:: SAY WHA'? SAY WHA? OUR TEAM IS RED HOT? 'DAS RIGHT! 'DAS RIGHT! LYIN' YOU ARE NOT!!
Jhonen: ::constructing a palace made completely of bagels:: MUST KEEP BUILDING!!
::The poetry has transformed into a dance club::
Nate: Daaaaamn we should hang out at Sarah's house more often!
Anthony: ::too busy doin' the robot:: WHOO! LOOKIT ME GO!!
Pete: GIRL YOU IS TRIPPIN!! YOU DENY YOUR TEAM'S LOSIN'!! EXCUSE ME BUT I THINK!! I HEAR OUR SIDE SNOOZIN'!!
::The club turns into a rave club and the song "Time and Time Again" from the Pepsi Blue commercial is blastin' through the speakers:: (If anyone knows who sings that, could you tell me?)
Ally & Anthony: ::dirty dancing (cough) let's leave them alone shall we?::
Jhonen: ::has become the Almighty Ruler of Bagels::
::Then the "Cha Cha Slide" comes over the speakers::
Singer Dude:
Clap your hands everybody,
Slide to the left,
Take it back now ya'll,
One hop this time,
Right foot lets stomp,
Left foot lets stomp,
Cha Cha now ya'll, Everyone: ::has formed four lines and is doin' what the singer says:: Slide to the right,
Slide to the left,
Take it back now ya'll,
One hop this time,
Right foot lets stomp,
Left foot lets stomp,
Charlie Brown,
Cha Cha now ya'll, Five hops this time,
Touch your knees,
How low can you go,
Can go down low,
All the way to floor,
Can you bring it the top,
Like you never never stop,
One hop this time,
Right foot lets stomp,
Left lets stomp, Reverse Reverse,
Reverse Reverse, Cha Cha now y'all! ::Music instantly changes to Good Charlotte "Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous"::
Andy: ::walks in:: DUDE!! That's GOOD CHARLOTTE!! They ROCK!! ::running around singing the song horribly off-key::
Sarah: ::trots past on a two-horned black very evil looking Unicorn with a nametag that says "HELLO!! My name is Bartholomew"::
Ally: ::puts Anthony down long enough to ask a question:: Where'd ya get da pony?
Sarah: Some guy off the Internet named Lucifer. ::scoff:: Weird name.
Rachie and Gary: ::doing the tango in the background::
Jhonen: ::back wearing his overrated "Sexy" pjs and is dancin' the Electric Slide:: BEWARE THE LORD OF BAGELS!! 'CAUSE HERE HE COMES!! WHOOOOOOOO!! YEAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! ::water slide "magically" appears under him and surfs down the lane:: I AM THE BAGEL MAN!! HEAR ME ROAR!!
Rachie, Sarah, and Ally: ::gasp, but then smile and jump on the stage::
All three: ::sings the song from the Oxygen commercial::
I AM STRONGGGGGGG!!!
I AM INVINCIBLE!!!!
I AM WOOOOOOOMANNNNNN!!!!!
Anthony: Maybe it's woman thing.? (Gee, why would you think that?)
Jhonen: I feel a wave a femininity flying through the room. Whoosh.
Roman: Why are Barbie and Ken still together?
MEANWHILE.
Steve Irwin: Today, we will be exploring the Saharan Desert on a search for the most poisonous snakes in the wurld. (Yes I know "world" is spelled incorrectly)
JUST THEN!!
Sailor Moon: Oh Mah GAWWWDDDDDDD!!!! The monster that has transformed from a shoebox is chasing me and I'm too afraid to fight it because my friends are such losers and I have no taste in hairstyles or fashion!!
Steve Irwin: Um..
Sailor Moon: EWWWWW!!! IT'S SOME HAIRY GUY!! KILL IT!! ::squeals like a little girl::
Steve Irwin: ::gets blown up my "Super Moon Power" whatever the hell that is::
BACK TO DA STORY!!!!!
Everyone: ::sleeping in a great pile on the couch in Sarah's room::
Sarah: Gawd..I know too may people. ::squeezes out of the heap of people::
Jhonen: ::talking in his sleep:: NO! The meat sauce is MINE!! You..you.green beeeeeeeannnnnnssss ::snore::
Jhonen: ::flips over and starts drooling on the couch with his mouth wide open::
Sarah: Ewwww. Get a tissue.
Sarah: ::looks at the huge pile of people sleeping on top of each. Just snoring and drooling and other icky things::
Sarah: ::sigh:: Tomorrow you people are SO outta here. ::jumps on the top of the pile and goes to sleep::
THE END!!! Awwww.that was a gooder. DOOM