Feliz Navidad!
I hope you enjoy your holidays.. **Continues ranting like this** Okay. Yes, I do know that there is no Christmas in Redwall. Yes, I do know that there is no Santa in Redwall. But do I care? Nope.
Disclaimer that nobody bothers to read: no, I don't own redwall.. YET.
Redwall Christmas
Matthias and John Churchmouse were standing around, and drinking beer.
"So, what did you get Cornflower for Christmas? I got Mrs. Churchmouse (Hey, It never does say her name.does it?) some diamonds and-"
"Oh my God, I forgot all about Cornflower's gift!" interrupted Matthias.
"Oh well. You can make it up to her by.um. JUST GO GET THE STUPID GIFT!!" yelled John.
"Well DUH! What do you think I'm doing?" asked Matthias. He ran off to go find Cornflower some random gift.
~ Meanwhile. Father Abbot was playing Santa Claus ~
"Sister, do I have to do this?" asked Father Abbot.
"Yes, Father. Remember what happened last year when you didn't play Santa? The Dibbuns went crazy. And we don't want to deal with that again, do we?" replied the poor Sister. "Okay," HE muttered darkly. Then he put on a Santa imitation "Hello little dibbun! What would YOU like for Christmas?"
"Are you Santa Claus? Cuz I wan' two balls of gluuuueeeee, TO BE MAH FRIENDS! And Bell flloooooossssssss, anna chair mada cheese, anna table mada cheese, anna doom hamster, anna Zim pig, anna 'nother ball glue, anna doom pig, anna doom gerbil, anna doom monkey, anna pair a doom pjs, anna empty can of coke, anna a envelope. Are you Santa Claus? Cuz if you are..."
"Oh no." mumbled the poor, doomed Abbot, while the dibbun went ranting on.
~ Back to poor Matthias ~
"Oh yeah! I found the gift for Cornflower!" he yelled while he paid for it. He was in the Mossy Mall in the middle of Mossflower.
"Hi, Matthias," said Tess. She had just walked out from a store, and what do ya know, she met Matthias there." Do you know what to get Mattimeo? I don't I mean I looked everywhere and I still couldn't find one-"
"Awwwwww man. I forgot Mati's gift!" yelled Matthias He ran off into some direction, to go into some store to find some gift for Mattimeo.
"Well, he sure helped a lot." Mumbled Tess. She walked out of the building, hoping to find a Redwall-Mart.
~ Back to Father Abbot ~
"Okay little one. Santa knows what you want. Now let's let the next dibbun in line take a turn." Said Father Abbot. The stupid dibbun had been ranting for hours about what he wanted.
"Uh huh. Okay den." Said the dibbun. He jumped off the abbot's lap and fell somewhere (Hey, you expect ME to know? I don't even know where my math book is.). Then the Father saw-
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Oh well. If you didn't, review anyway. I'll give you a CD! **Wink, wink**
I hope you enjoy your holidays.. **Continues ranting like this** Okay. Yes, I do know that there is no Christmas in Redwall. Yes, I do know that there is no Santa in Redwall. But do I care? Nope.
Disclaimer that nobody bothers to read: no, I don't own redwall.. YET.
Redwall Christmas
Matthias and John Churchmouse were standing around, and drinking beer.
"So, what did you get Cornflower for Christmas? I got Mrs. Churchmouse (Hey, It never does say her name.does it?) some diamonds and-"
"Oh my God, I forgot all about Cornflower's gift!" interrupted Matthias.
"Oh well. You can make it up to her by.um. JUST GO GET THE STUPID GIFT!!" yelled John.
"Well DUH! What do you think I'm doing?" asked Matthias. He ran off to go find Cornflower some random gift.
~ Meanwhile. Father Abbot was playing Santa Claus ~
"Sister, do I have to do this?" asked Father Abbot.
"Yes, Father. Remember what happened last year when you didn't play Santa? The Dibbuns went crazy. And we don't want to deal with that again, do we?" replied the poor Sister. "Okay," HE muttered darkly. Then he put on a Santa imitation "Hello little dibbun! What would YOU like for Christmas?"
"Are you Santa Claus? Cuz I wan' two balls of gluuuueeeee, TO BE MAH FRIENDS! And Bell flloooooossssssss, anna chair mada cheese, anna table mada cheese, anna doom hamster, anna Zim pig, anna 'nother ball glue, anna doom pig, anna doom gerbil, anna doom monkey, anna pair a doom pjs, anna empty can of coke, anna a envelope. Are you Santa Claus? Cuz if you are..."
"Oh no." mumbled the poor, doomed Abbot, while the dibbun went ranting on.
~ Back to poor Matthias ~
"Oh yeah! I found the gift for Cornflower!" he yelled while he paid for it. He was in the Mossy Mall in the middle of Mossflower.
"Hi, Matthias," said Tess. She had just walked out from a store, and what do ya know, she met Matthias there." Do you know what to get Mattimeo? I don't I mean I looked everywhere and I still couldn't find one-"
"Awwwwww man. I forgot Mati's gift!" yelled Matthias He ran off into some direction, to go into some store to find some gift for Mattimeo.
"Well, he sure helped a lot." Mumbled Tess. She walked out of the building, hoping to find a Redwall-Mart.
~ Back to Father Abbot ~
"Okay little one. Santa knows what you want. Now let's let the next dibbun in line take a turn." Said Father Abbot. The stupid dibbun had been ranting for hours about what he wanted.
"Uh huh. Okay den." Said the dibbun. He jumped off the abbot's lap and fell somewhere (Hey, you expect ME to know? I don't even know where my math book is.). Then the Father saw-
Like it?
Oh well. If you didn't, review anyway. I'll give you a CD! **Wink, wink**