Top Ten Signs There's Something Terribly Wrong At McDonald's
10. Your order Filet-o-Fish and the cashier makes the sign of the cross
9. Lowest-priced item on the Dollar Menu is 80 bucks
8. Employees are warming buns in their pants
7. Iraq helped them prepare their 12,000-page nutritional information report
6. Everything is "McXpired"
5. One of your "French fries" is wearing a wedding ring
4. Hans Blix is snooping around the back with a Geiger counter
3. Seconds after you order the McNuggets, you hear frantic squawking from the kitchen
2. A new hamburger is introduced called "The McWidowmaker with Cheese"
Happy Meal toy: cigarettes
Yes, yes, I know that has absolutely nothing to do with Christmas. It's from Letterman. Any way.I'm pretty sure the reason you looked at this is to read my fanfic, right? RIGHT? So I'm gonna write and quit rambling...
PS: THANK YOU Cornflower Fieldmouse! You saved my sanity! Oh yeah, I'll give you a Blink 182 CD **winks** I'll tell Santa to bring it to you **winks**
Matthias was celebrating about the fact that he found a good present for Mattimeo! "Oh yeah! Who's numba 1?" he shouted.
"Hi, Matthias." Said Martin. He was throwing random items into his cart.
"Wha..? But.you're dead!" exclaimed Matthias.
"Yeah, I know. But God is forcing us to give gifts to everybody," His eyes flared, and then turned back to normal." It's kinda stupid, really, but I'm trying to win the mystery prize."
"How do you win that?"
"I don't know. But I'm gonna guess that if you give out a lot of gifts to everyone you win it." Replied Martin. "Well, bye!" and he walked out of the mall with the shopping cart.
"Hey! You have to pay for that!" yelled a cashier. Martin turned his head around and started running away.
"Hello Matthias." Said Methuselah. (Me: **picks up Redwall book** Oh, so that's how you spell it)
"WHY AM I SEEING DEAD PEOPLE? WHY?!?!" Matthias yelled. He ran out of the mall with his items.
"But I was gonna give you a candy cane." mumbled Methuselah.
~ YAY! Father Abbot! ~
The mysterious dibbun that I told you was a mystery was.Dwopple the third! (Me: How can you have a third? Where was the second? Oh well.)
"AHHHHHHH!!!!!" yelled the Santa impersonator. "DWOPPLED THE THIRD!"
"Yup. It be me. Now let me tell you what I want. " He said while he unrolled a loooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggg piece of parchment.
"Oh God, help me." mumble the Abbot.
~ Somebody new! I think.**shrugs shoulders** ~
Everybody at the Dark gates was having a meeting.
"Did you see the way he looked at me?" exclaimed Methuselah.
"Yeah! And he said I was dead!" yelled Martin.
"And then he said I'm stupid!" pouted Gonff.
"Gonff, you weren't even there." Said Martin.
"Oh yeah...whatever." replied the mouse thief.
"Who are you talking about?" yelled a random dead guy.
"MATTHIAS!" the three yelled.
"Oh."
~ Back to.Matthias! ~
"I got allllllllllll my gifts!" he yelled! He jumped on to a pile of snow, which wasn't there, but was really a pile of dirt.
"Matthias!" said Cornflower. She walked up to the pile of dirt.
"Oh no, you've got that mad glint in your eye. What now, Cornflower?"
"Guess what?" She unrolled a list. "You've got Christmas shopping to do!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He yelled. He walked off, hopefully in the direction of Mossy Mall.
Like it? Hate it? If you hate it, just go away. I don't like people who hate my stuff.
REVIEW AND EARN FREE CASH! **Winks**
Review Box: Has it come to bribing stuff?
Me: Yes.**sniffs** All that wasted money.
Random Reviewer: What wasted money? **throws money in air** Uh huh!
Disclaimer: No, you won't get free money. I don't own McDonalds either. I mean. Who would want to? :/
10. Your order Filet-o-Fish and the cashier makes the sign of the cross
9. Lowest-priced item on the Dollar Menu is 80 bucks
8. Employees are warming buns in their pants
7. Iraq helped them prepare their 12,000-page nutritional information report
6. Everything is "McXpired"
5. One of your "French fries" is wearing a wedding ring
4. Hans Blix is snooping around the back with a Geiger counter
3. Seconds after you order the McNuggets, you hear frantic squawking from the kitchen
2. A new hamburger is introduced called "The McWidowmaker with Cheese"
Happy Meal toy: cigarettes
Yes, yes, I know that has absolutely nothing to do with Christmas. It's from Letterman. Any way.I'm pretty sure the reason you looked at this is to read my fanfic, right? RIGHT? So I'm gonna write and quit rambling...
PS: THANK YOU Cornflower Fieldmouse! You saved my sanity! Oh yeah, I'll give you a Blink 182 CD **winks** I'll tell Santa to bring it to you **winks**
Matthias was celebrating about the fact that he found a good present for Mattimeo! "Oh yeah! Who's numba 1?" he shouted.
"Hi, Matthias." Said Martin. He was throwing random items into his cart.
"Wha..? But.you're dead!" exclaimed Matthias.
"Yeah, I know. But God is forcing us to give gifts to everybody," His eyes flared, and then turned back to normal." It's kinda stupid, really, but I'm trying to win the mystery prize."
"How do you win that?"
"I don't know. But I'm gonna guess that if you give out a lot of gifts to everyone you win it." Replied Martin. "Well, bye!" and he walked out of the mall with the shopping cart.
"Hey! You have to pay for that!" yelled a cashier. Martin turned his head around and started running away.
"Hello Matthias." Said Methuselah. (Me: **picks up Redwall book** Oh, so that's how you spell it)
"WHY AM I SEEING DEAD PEOPLE? WHY?!?!" Matthias yelled. He ran out of the mall with his items.
"But I was gonna give you a candy cane." mumbled Methuselah.
~ YAY! Father Abbot! ~
The mysterious dibbun that I told you was a mystery was.Dwopple the third! (Me: How can you have a third? Where was the second? Oh well.)
"AHHHHHHH!!!!!" yelled the Santa impersonator. "DWOPPLED THE THIRD!"
"Yup. It be me. Now let me tell you what I want. " He said while he unrolled a loooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggg piece of parchment.
"Oh God, help me." mumble the Abbot.
~ Somebody new! I think.**shrugs shoulders** ~
Everybody at the Dark gates was having a meeting.
"Did you see the way he looked at me?" exclaimed Methuselah.
"Yeah! And he said I was dead!" yelled Martin.
"And then he said I'm stupid!" pouted Gonff.
"Gonff, you weren't even there." Said Martin.
"Oh yeah...whatever." replied the mouse thief.
"Who are you talking about?" yelled a random dead guy.
"MATTHIAS!" the three yelled.
"Oh."
~ Back to.Matthias! ~
"I got allllllllllll my gifts!" he yelled! He jumped on to a pile of snow, which wasn't there, but was really a pile of dirt.
"Matthias!" said Cornflower. She walked up to the pile of dirt.
"Oh no, you've got that mad glint in your eye. What now, Cornflower?"
"Guess what?" She unrolled a list. "You've got Christmas shopping to do!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He yelled. He walked off, hopefully in the direction of Mossy Mall.
Like it? Hate it? If you hate it, just go away. I don't like people who hate my stuff.
REVIEW AND EARN FREE CASH! **Winks**
Review Box: Has it come to bribing stuff?
Me: Yes.**sniffs** All that wasted money.
Random Reviewer: What wasted money? **throws money in air** Uh huh!
Disclaimer: No, you won't get free money. I don't own McDonalds either. I mean. Who would want to? :/