****slap***Panther: who is always slapping me!!?***someone giggles and runs off*** Bowser walks out from a store, looking-almost-unsuspicious

Panther: tail swishes annoyingly I bet he's up to his old pranks again

Samus: Figures, you know him walks around fiddling with her blaster

Sheik: Just remember, whatever goes around comes aroundstares at nothing in particular

Panther: True

Samus: slumps onto the bench and sighs wearily Can it get any boring today?

suddenly everything goes quiet

Sheik: You just had to say that didn't you?

Samus: What!? I didn't mean it

Panther: Don't worry it must of just been a coinsidence. Everything will turn back to normal

Samus: sighs again

Sheik: Where'd Bowser go?looks around lazily

Panther: I want to find out what that over-grown turtle is up to

Sheik: giggles lightly Don't let him catch you saying that around him

Panther: As if he could hurt me

Samus: Well, we don't know about you, but Sheik and I have had personal experiances with him

Panther: I betstarts to walk off

Sheik and Samus: What's that suppose to mean!?runs after him

Panther: Don't take it personalsmiles, his mouth cocked to one side in a smart grin

Sheik: How can we not? You made it sound like a bad thing

Panther: starts to laughSamus thumps him on the back of his head with her blaster, acting innocent Ow...dang you!

Samus: changes subject suddenly Look there's Zelda

Sheik: So?

Zelda walks around tripping on her dress(which doesn't even touch her feet, by the way)

Panther: Great, here comes Mr. Turtleman himselfthe three hide behind a wall, watching the two suspiciously

Samus: Tell me why we are doing this again

Sheik: Because you were bored, remember?

Panther: Shut up! I think Bowser is up to something

Sheik: You said that already

Bowser: run over to Zelda with a boom boom, making small pebbles bounce in the air Hmmm

Zelda: tripow!trip ow!trip ow! Hey Bowser!

Bowser: Uh yeah hi. Hey Zelda I want you to try somethingevil smirk on his face

Zelda: Oh really? What is it?stops suddenly and stares at Bowser

Bowser: takes a Mt.Dew from a store bag This

Zelda: Oh really? What is it?blank stare

Bowser: I haven't tried it yet

Panther: whispers to selfLiar, Liar, Shell on Fire

Zelda: Oh really? What is it?blink

Bowser: Can't you read?

Zelda: Oh really? What is it?blink

Samus: She sounds like a broken recordgiggles quietly

Sheik: Uh you guys?

Panther and Samus: Huh?

Sheik: Didn't Dr. Mario tell Zelda not to have any Mt.Dew cause it makes her super-hyper for many days?

Panther and Samus: gasps

all three look back at Zelda and Bowser

Bowser: Try it

Zelda: Ok!takes a sip Hmmmm.....this is goodtakes another gulp This is really gooddrinks the whole bottle in one gulp

Bowser: UhhhZelda hands him the empty bottle and skips off, falling on the way

Panther: Nooooo!runs over to Bowser and kicks him in the shin

Bowser: It wasn't me! I know nothing about the dissapearance of Ness!rubs shin

Panther: Huh?

Bowser: Never mindwhistles, looking up

Samus: You are so stupid

Bowser: Tell that to someone who cares

Sheik: You knew Zelda wasn't suppose to have Mt.Dew cause it makes her hyperglares

Bowser: I did?

Samus: Yes! You know there is something in that drink that reacts with her blonde mind that makes her hyperholds blaster ready

Bowser: I thought it would be funny

Samus: Hah! So you did know!

Panther: I haven't experianced Zelda's hyper side yet, I'm afraid of what might happen

Samus: It's not pretty

Sheik: She's never prettysnickers

Bowser: Uhhh, so I did know. What are you gonna do about it anyway?smoke rises from his nostrils. He crosses his arms, look down at the three

Panther: I'm afraid I'm afraid I'm afraid. Is it safe to be outside when she's like this?

Bowser, Sheik and Samus: No

Panther: AHHHHHruns around in circles The world is doomed!! Doomed! Doomed!DOOOOMMMMMEEEED!

Sheik: slaps Panther Snap out of it, d***, you over-react way too much

Panther: falls on the ground, eyebrow twitching,cheek throbbing oooow.....

Samus: Should we stop Zelda before she reaks havoc on this already reaked of havoc city?

Sheik: Does that even make since?

Samus: I tried, didn't I?

Panther: Enough with the questionsgets up and starts to run off, Sheik and Samus follow

Bowser: looks around, seeing nobody, and pulls out some coffee Heh hehspots a Smasher in the distance and starts toward them

***somewhere where Zelda the almost hyper is

Zelda the almost hyper: I wonder where Link is?walks around humming, looking about here and there

Link: hiding behind a bush

Zelda the getting more hyper:spots Links foot through some of the leaves HI LINK!!!!!

Link: motions to Zelda to be quiet

Zelda the getting more and more hyper and annoyed: What's the matter?

Link: frantically motioning Zelda to shut up

Zelda the very close to getting hyper and even more annoyed: What are you doing hiding behind that bushpoints to the bush just as Marth comes strolling up

Marth: jumps behind the bush Found you!

Link: But but but

Marth: Now now don't be a sore loser, loser

Link the Loser: Marth you are such a moron, go pick on somebody your own size

Marth the Moron: You're right, shorty

Zelda the now hyper: slaps Marth How dare you even speaktomylittlehunnybunnylikethat-didIhurtyou-I'mnotsorry- amIactingalittlehypertoyou-Linkwhywereyouhidingbehindthatbush- isthatbushnamedGeorgeW.Bush-Whyareyouplayinghideandgoseek?Link puts his hand over her mouth

Link: Zelda? Did, did? Bowser? Again?

Zelda: still talking with her mouth muffled

Link: starting to walk away with Zelda, who is still talking

Marth: is feeling face Ow....See you at the tournament, Hunny Bunnylaughs

Link: fakes a laugh Tournament?

Marth: Please tell me you did know about it?

Link: No not really

Marth: Man it looks like the Fairy Boy is short on everything, besides his size

Link: lets go of Zelda I bet I could beat you in this "tourney"

Marth: Tourney, what language is that? Wait that must be your "short" term languagelaughs

Zelda babbles on in the background

Link: .....

Panther, Sheik and Samus run up

Panther: Took us long enough to find you

Zelda: stops babbling who? who? who? who? who? who? took long enough to find who?

Panther: Is this how she acts when she's hyper?

Samus and Shiek: both give Panther a "Naw Duh" look

Link: Like I thought. Don't tell me, Bowser right?

Panther: Who else is there?

Link: No one really....except

Sheik: Just cut it.stares at Link angrily

Link: Touchy, sheesh.

Zelda: AllBowserdidwasthathegavemea-Oh, I didn't know you were here, Panther.

Panther: I have been standing here for-

Zelda who is now calming down for some unknown reason: Don't worry

Link, Marth, Panther, Sheik, and Samus: ???

Panther: whispering to Sheik I thought you said she would be hyper for a few days

Sheik: I did

Panther: Then why is she calming down?

Marth: looks at Zelda who is slightly blushing [hmmm]..Well, I'll be seeing you at the tournament, Linkwalks off calmly

Link: Did you hear that? He called me Link

Samus: So?

Sheik: Way to go Marth. His first big step on saying your name.

Link: opens mouth up to Sheik but reconsiders That's not like him. Usually he calls me Shorty or Fairy Boy. Something's wrong

Zelda: I think I will be going nowdashes off in an instant

Panther: Wh-

Sheik: Too late

Samus: Odd

Panther: How'd she-

Link: First Zelda then Marth. She was really hyper and wouldn't stop talking before you three came

Panther: Do you think it was something I said?the other three look at him

Sheik: Maybe it was Marth.

Link: Marth was fine until Zelda stopped talking, then he left! He didn't even tell me about the tourney

Sheik: Stop telling us about your lameless life

Panther: Something is wrong with those two

Sheik: We covered that alreadyrubs brow, apparently having a headache

Panther: But why?

Samus: We already asked that

Sheik: Stop being such a smarty suit

Samus: Suit? I thought it was pants

Sheik: Suit of armor, never mind. Your so hopeless.

Samus: Well excuse me..

Sheik: I think I just mightwalks off to the side a bit

Samus: sticks her tongue out at Sheik beneath her visor

Link: Hey well I'm gonna go train for this tourney

Samus: You don't even know what the tournament is for

Link: Well Marth and I are always trying to show off our combat skills. Most likely it's some physical combat tourney

Sheik: looks back at Link Good Luck, you need itlaughs

Link: Thanks alot ha.... ha starts to leave Good luck on finding whats wrong with Zelda, you'll need it

Sheik: glares at Link angrily and he hurridly walks off

Panther: Yeah whatever

Sheik: Maybe it was youignores Samus completely

Panther: Me? Why would it be me?

Samus: Hmph, she's right. Now that I think of it she didn't stop being so hyper until after she noticed you were here

Sheik: You actually understood all that nonsense?...Amaaaaazing

Samus: Yeahglances at Sheik and continues After the last encounter with her she wouldn't stop talking to me. I thought I would die if she wouldn't shut up. Eventually the Mt.Dew wore off

Panther: Well, Sheik, your theory does make since

Sheik: It does. I wasn't being serious. I wouldn't even care.

Panther: Well it does make since. Think about it: I wasn't here the last time she was hyper and she stopped being hyper when she saw me

Sheik: Wow, what a break through.sighs and turns away

Samus: Why would you make her stop acting like that?

Panther: I don't know. Usually I'm good at finding these things out

Sheik: Don't forget Marth, he was acting strange toostill looking away

Samus: It doesn't make sense

Sheik: whispering to self Proabably cause you have none

Samus: I heard that Sheikstares at her angrily

Sheik: Don't take it personal....I mean, you can't hide from the truth

Samus: Grrrr I-is quickly cut off

Panther: Let's go find Marth. I bet he could tell us something

Samus: He wouldn't tell us squatstill angry

Panther: Why not?

Samus: I don't know. I just have a feeling

all three walk around searching the city for Marth

*****few minutes later

Samus: Look it's Sabre

Sabre:.....what....

Panther: Have you seen Marth?

Sabre:..yeah...saw him pass by a few moments ago..he looked like something was bothering him...I think he looked kinda sad...

Samus: Sad!?scoffs Him sad!?

Sheik: Don't be so insensitive, Samus.

Sabre: ..If anyone would be insensitive it would be me...

Panther: Got that right

Sabre: glares

Panther: glares back

Sheik: looks at the two Come on you guys this isn't the time to be fighting, if there's any fighting here it's between Samus and myself.

Samus: She's right, we need to catch up with Marth. Wait a minute, us?!

Sabre:..Why the rush?...

Panther: explains to Sabre the situation

Sabre:...heh heh...

Panther: What's so funny?

Sabre:...nothing...

Panther: Stop hiding important info from us!

Sabre: grins and floats off, her two Sabre's gleaming

Panther: I hate it when she does that

Sheik: Let's just find Marth

Panther: This way

***30 minutes later

Sheik: spots Marth There's our man

Panther: runs ahead to catch up with him Marth! Marth!

Marth: Huh Wha?

Panther: I got to ask you somethingsignals Sheik and Samus to come

Marth: I don't have timewaves hand, looking down, and continues walking

Panther: Do you know why Zelda stopped talking and stuff?

Marth: What do I look like a walking, talking answering book

Sheik: I don't know if you squint a little you kinda look like onelaughs

Marth: No I don't know anything

Panther: Are you sure?

Marth: Does she bother you that bad?

Panther: Follow the story script and answer me

Marth: All I saw was her blushing, but just a little bitsighs

Samus: Sabre said you looked sad. I didn't believe her but now-

Marth: I'm not sad ok

Sheik: Yeah right. Then what would you call it?

Marth: I'm fine!

Panther: Your hiding something aren't you?

Marth: There's nothing to hide!

Panther:notices where this is going and decides to stop it Sure sure. Well thanks for the info

Marth: Yeah suresighs again

Panther: walking the opposite direction with, who else, Sheik and SamusHumm..

Samus: He's sad

Panther: No I wouldn't call it sad, maybe just depressed

Sheik: Guys read each other like books

Panther: What's that suppose to mean?

Samus: She doesn't mean it in a bad way

Panther: Yeah well women read each other like books too

Samus: Oh now you are going to start talking about women

Panther: Jeez, take it easy

Yoshi passes by(wow, who could have guessed)

Yoshi: Hey Panther guess what I just heard

Panther: It's not about you and Pikachu french kissing in the bathtub is it?

Yoshi: How did you-nevermind. No it's not about that it's about two things

Samus: One would be

Yoshi: There's going to be some kind of tournament, maybe you should enter

Panther: Wow, great piece of inforolls eyes

Yoshi: The next part is how would you put it?

Sheik: Just tell us before I turn you into a burger.

Yoshi: gulps I passed by Zelda and I heard her distinctfully say your name

Sheik and Samus look at Panther

Sheik: I told you

Samus: I thought you said you weren't serious?

Panther: Thanks Yoshi

Yoshi: No problemclears throat Excuse me though I have a date with Pikachu

Samus: gags

Sheik: Just what we need in this world, gay dinosaursrubs temples

Panther: It's getting late, how about we meet at the beach tomorrow

Samus: Why the beach?

Panther: Fine then, we can meet by the store where Bowser was. I'm sure you want to have more personal experiances with him

Samus: I meant to say battles with him

Panther: That's not what came out

Samus: You know we wouldn't do that, especially after meeting you

Sheik: The beach it is

Panther: And while your walking home try and see if you can find Zelda

Samus: Great more work

Shiek: Tomorrow it is, what time?

Panther: How about around noon?

Samus and Sheik: Great!

Panther: Ok

the three split up as it begins to draw into the night

Panther: I just don't get itlifts head Is that Zelda?

***punch***Panther: whines*************************************************** If you enjoyed this let me know Chapter 2 under construction