Disclaimer: None of these characters are mine except myself:Diamond, actually that's what my Hobbit name would be, I looked it up.



Frodo awoke with sweat drenching his whole body. He had had another one of those dreadful nightmares of Sauron taking back what was rightfully his and covering all Middle-Earth of a second darkness. The hobbit pulled himself up from his sleeping position and looked around. Mordor. He hated the evil ground that he was treading on, no signs of colour anywhere all there was was black. Frodo turned around to see his companion, Samwise Gamgee, asleep as though back in the Shire. Then Frodo got up to his feet, for he did not want to fall back asleep incase the nightmare was there waiting for him.

He walked along the black ground to a little patch of dead, black trees. Frodo grasped for the silver chain around his neck which was bound to the fate of carrying Frodos' fate and doom. The One Ring. He pulled up the chain, but something was off, the chain was indeed lighter than five minutes ago. Then he screamed. The Ring was gone. Frodo fell to the ground and thought that's it, we lost, all because I fell asleep. The ground however seemed to be getting no nearer to Frodo. He looked down, instead of hard, black ground beneath him, he saw a whirlpool of every colour imaginable, and it was sucking Frodo into it. Before he knew what was happening, Frodo landed on a cold surface of cement. He struggled to look up, but when he did he saw a sign that read 'McDonalds'. Frodo looked around and thought that he was indeed not in Mordor. Then he looked at himself, he was wearing the same attire he had wore for at least three months, a white blouse, a deep brown vest, a deep brown velvet shirt, and topped with a green Elven cloak. His hair was still the curly dark brown hair he had had, but something was still strange. Frodo stood up cautiously, then he realised what was a miss. He was tall. He had gone from his usual hobbit size 3 feet 6 inches, to 5 feet 6 inches. "No, this isn't possible! Oh I must find someone to help explain what devilry has caused this." He whispered.

Diamond was on her way to McDonalds and thought to herself what a great day she's been having. She had just got fired from her part-time job at Blockbuster, her boyfriend broke up with her, and none of her friends were in town. Then she saw the most peculiar looking thing ever. Someone was outside of McDonalds, but was crouched in a corner with his/her back to everyone. Diamond went up to him/her and taped on his shoulder.

"Excuse me, are you all right?" She asked. But before she could blink a sword appeared at her throat. It seemed the person had turned around and was now visible. When Diamond had seen who it was her voice became a whisper. "Frodo...Elijah..Baggins" The man seemed confused at the Elijah part, but he lowered the sword from Diamonds' throat. "How do you know me?" He asked suspiciously. Diamond although did not respond because she had fainted.



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