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A/N: If I suck at this it's not my fault!!!!!! I have lots of imagination but I think I left all my grammar back in the 5th grade!!!!!!! .



Frodo stuck his head into the apartment, then he took it all in. The bookcase, the kitchen, the living room, the hall, and the three bedrooms and one bathroom.

A/N: I'm changing the way that the charcters speak just cause it's easier.

Frodo: This is amazing!!!!!!!

Diamond: Meh, it's nothing special, but it's home. :::Flops back on love- seat::: Come sit down. ::pats spot next to her::: I don't bite.......hard. :::Smiles:::

::: Frodo comes to sit down but hesitates because of the biting part:::

Frodo: ::: Faces Diamond::: So what were you saying earlier about books, and something about Elijah?

Diamond: Oh that, :::Gets up and goes to the bookshelf and retrieves 3 books, comes back to the love-seat and sits down::: These are the greatest books of all time. :::Shows Frodo the books:::

Frodo: ::: Takes the books from Diamond and begins to read the titles:::

Diamond: If you want to start reading them you can. Just be sure to start with "The Fellowship of the Ring." Then go to "The Two Towers." Then finally, "The Return of the King."

Frodo: And what about this Elijah person you were talking about?

Diamond: Oh..him ::: Picks up a magazine that was laying on the floor and brandshes the cover photo to Frodo::: Look familiar????

Frodo: :::Staring down at the picture of Elijah Wood::: This man resembles.....me!!!!!!!!

Diamond: Exactly!!!!!!!!

Frodo: But * why * does he look like me, Diamond??? I don't understand.

Diamond: Neither do I. :::Smiles and goes over to her DVD collection, pulls out LotR, and puts it in the player. Then returns to her seat.::: This might help you understand, or confuse you even more.

+ 3 hours later +

Frodo: No, it's not possible. How did they do it? :::Frodo's questions were unanswered because of the sleeping figure of Diamond sitting next to him, he glanced at the red numbers of a clock, it read 1:30AM:::

:::Frodo looked around at the empty apartment, he'd decided to try to find Diamond's bedroom. Very carefully he picked up the sleeping human and carried her to a black painted room, it contrasted very much with the white bed, but it looked none the less to belong to a 19 year old girl. Frodo laid down Diamond on her bed, where she stirred for a moment then fell silent.::::

Frodo: :::Whispers::: Diamond, if only I could find The Ring I could leave, but I must stay. :::Suddenly, Frodo notices a silver chain around Diamond's neck, he reaches for it with one finger, but as soon as he touched the chain Diamond's hand flew up to her throat and grabbed at the chain. Her eyes snapped open.:::

Diamond: What are you doing?

Frodo: Err..I was just putting you in your bed.

Diamond: :::Hastily taking off her necklace and putting it in a drawer, with a lock.::: Oh ok well then umm you can sleep in my room on the floor for now, there's a mattress under then bed and a blanket and pillow if you want, I'm going to bed, goodnight!

Frodo: :::In the mattress bed with a blanket and pillow::: Goodnight Diamond, sleep well.

Diamond: :::Half asleep, but half awake::: Love you, Lij. ::: Falls asleep:::

Frodo: :::Gets up and kisses Diamond on the cheek.::: If this time of dispair and darkness does not conquer us, I may learn how to love.





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