Disclaimer: None of these characters are mine...blahdy blah blah!!!!!!



~Next Morning~

Frodo: Diamond, wake up! It's breakfast!!! (shakes Diamond) Wake up!!!!

Diamond: (groggily) huh???? oh, food????

Frodo: Yes and lots of it. I made breakfast.

(Diamonds eyes snap open and she jumps out of bed and goes to the kitchen to find food....everywhere!)

Diamond: Frodo!!!! I told you to wake me up so that I could make breakfast, not let me sleep in and find the kitchen in less than normal condition.

(Frodo steps away from the human. He does not like it when she becomes upset, because then she takes away the books. Diamond walks over to the counter, and picks up a book entitled, "The Two Towers". She then dangles it by one of it's corners, right above the open window.)

Diamond: Do you want to see this book again?

Frodo: Yes, please don't throw it out the window!!!!

Diamond: Don't cook again! (Thrusts the books into his arms.) Now, to cleaning.

~2 hours later~

Diamond: Finished!!!! Hey Frodo want to go shopping??

(Frodo looks at her from his position ontop of the now-clean kitchen counter, and cocks his head to one side.)

Frodo: What is "shopping?"

Diamond: Oh yeah, ummm it's where we go to a big place and get new clothes.

Frodo: I get all my clothes from Bilbo.

Diamond: Well you see, that's in Middle Earth. We're just in Earth, get it??

Frodo: Not really.

Diamond: I'll explain on the way there, now let's go! (hands Frodo his cloak, looks at his feet.) We definitely need to buy you some shoes.

~At the Mall~

Diamond: Well this is it, nothing spectacular but I get by.

Frodo: This is amazing.

(Diamond smiles at Frodo, the Hobbit seems to have grown on her over the past day, and she thought he felt the same way.)

~At night, back in the apartement~

(Diamond stuffs the 5th bag of clothes that Frodo bought into her room, next to Frodo's sleeping bag. Jeez, for a Hobbit he sure did like clothes.)

Diamond: Okay, 2 bags from Wal-mart, 2 from Stitches, and one from Tip Top.

Frodo: Yup. (he's indulging in "The Two Towers" again, often muttering, "How'd they know I said that?" or, "Amazing!")

(Diamond flops down on her bed)

Diamond: Ready to crash?

Frodo: What?

Diamond: (rolls eyes) I mean fall asleep!!!

Frodo: Oh yeah, alright.

(Frodo reluctantly puts a bookmark in the Book and lays down beside the floor, his only thought is, "I'm here to find The Ring, nothing else. Not even a girl." With that he falls asleep, as though back in the Shire, in his own bed. Nice and warm.)





That's it, maybe a little rushed but my mind's not functional today! R&R oh and thanks to my ONLY reviewer, Elven Sapphire, who gives me nothing but good reviews! Thankie! I give you and member of the Fellowship with the exception of Frodo.!!!!!!! Byes!!!!!!!!!