~~~~Harry Potter and Ages Gone By~~~~
YyOoUu AaRrEe GgOoIiNnGg BbAaCcKk IiNn TtIiMmEe....
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You are now in Sirius Black's sixth year....
Sirius Black woke up in his Gryffindor dormitory. He rubbed eyes as he scanned the room. He jumped up, startled, noticing that the dormitory was extremely different.
Instead of the regular shade of deep maroon, the walls were an olive green. The covers on all of the beds were a darker hue of green. Now that he noticed it, the boys in the beds were different too! There was------ Wellington Goyle??!!??!! Sean Crabbe!!?!!!?!! He looked at his hands, they were thinner, and the
skin was stretched tighter around the flesh. He hopped out of bed to investigate further. There was a mirror
across from the fireplace.
He looked in and couldn't find himself all he could see was someone with squinted, evil eyes, short, black hair, a triangular jaw, and bony knees sticking out from under his nightgown.....SEVERUS SNAPE!!?!?!!!?!?!!!?!?!!!! His jaw dropped as the truth dawned on him. He had somehow gotten into the body of Severus Snape!! That would mean that....Would that mean that Severus was in his body!?!!? He almost cried thinking of Severus Snape in his body.
Sirius came back to reality when he Sean Crabbe snorted in his sleep. He'd better act like Severus, for now. He slipped off to the showers as he grabbed a towel and began to take off his nightcap, he hesitated and turned back, not particularly wanting to be naked in the shower in Severus's body.
Sirius walked back to the dormitory and quickly switched from nightgown to jeans, a green sweater, and robes, with his eyes squeezed shut, of course. As he pulled his robes over his arms, he suddenly realized- --Severus Snape, the hairy slime ball, in his body!!!??? What would Severus do to him!!?? Terrible thoughts crossed his mind. Acupuncture? Tattoos? Social image replacement!!?? Sirius suddenly got torn out of his thoughts again by a tap on his back. Wellington Goyle had woken up and was asking for a pepperup potion. He had a slight cold and was too lazy to walk down to the hospital wing. //what should I do now?// thought Sirius. He swiftly, and quite miraculously remembered what Prof. Seabourne had taught them. He quickly whipped a weak potion up and shoved it in Wellington's hands. Sirius pushed it too hard on purpose, making some of the searing potion spill on Wellington's front. Sirius stifled his laughter as Wellington hopped around, touching cold things to his burn.
Sirius wandered down to the common room, hearing a scream from where Gryffindor tower should be. //Snape must have woken up// he thought. As he sat down, a white-blonde haired girl with wa-ay too much makeup on her sunken face ran up to him and hugged him tightly, and kissed him on the lips. Sirius vomited as the disgusting, sour taste of her saliva filled his mouth. "SEVERUS!!" she screamed, wiping vomit off her shoulder. "WHAT IN HEAVENS NAME DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!!??" Sirius remembered now, this was Narcissa Elvin, Severus's girlfriend. "I'M GOING TO LET YOU OFF THIS TIME, BUT THE NEXT TIME SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENS, YOU AND ME ARE OVER!!!!!" she finished, and walked downstairs to the great hall.
Everyone in the common room snickered. "Oh, shut up!" Sirius drawled in Severus's drawling tone. He went down to the great hall for breakfast. On his way, in the third floor corridor, in front of the charms classroom, he saw himself (Severus Snape in Sirius's body) and Lily Evans(his girlfriend) fighting. //oh no!//
"My gosh, Sirius, it's as if you've changed over-night." he heard Lily shout. "It was just last night that you'd told me you'd love me forever, but now you're telling me you like Narcissa!!??" she raved on.
"But, you don't-" Sirius heard Snape in his body say.
"Don't you but me, young man. I saw you hug her just now!! She was just as surprised as I was. I'm ashamed of you. AND YOU SHOULD BE TOO!!" Lily roared, and she swung her red ponytail around and ran off. Sirius(in Severus's body) held out his arm after her and wished he was in his own body.
Severus(in Sirius's body) stopped to look at Sirius(in Severus's body). Severus(as Sirius) paused and gasped, realizing what had just happened. He got a evil smile on his face and ran off. Sirius(as Severus) ran after him, but Severus's short, knobby legs weren't good enough to catch up to his own strong, swift feet.
Sirius stopped, thinking if he should inform Dumbledore or not. He suddenly got knocked over by Sean Crabbe and Wellington Goyle giving him a friendly shove on the back. They went to the great hall, and as Sirius picked at his bacon and poached eggs (still having the aftertaste of Narcissa's saliva in his mouth), he saw Lily Evans particularly pick a seat right next to James Potter and smile up lovingly at him. He wiped his forehead, thinking of how it was only morning.
Sirius(as Severus) saw Severus(in Sirius's body) again as he made his way to Transfiguration. Severus(as Sirius) was drawing on himself with a permanent marker. Then, he got up and held hands with Sarah Abbot: the most disusting girl in the school they picked noses and shared boogers. Sirius(as Severus) lunged for Severus(as Sirius) again. This time, he had made it.
As he collided with Severus(as Sirius) sparks shot, he suddenly felt as if he had abruptly plunged in a pool of cool water, Sirius tried to open his eyes, but couldn't. Suddenly, the water heated up, now it was scalding. All of a sudden, as if someone had lifted the plug, Sirius felt like he was falling, falling, until.
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*** .. PLOP! Sirius had landed on something soft, yet spiky. He tried to open his eyes again, and found that he could. As his eyes popped open, the feelings left him. Sirius found himself in his own body again. He tried to jump for joy, but soon noticed that Sarah Abbot had her finger in his nose, trying to harvest boogers.
Sirius jumped back and shrieked. Sarah Abbot looked back at him, sneered, and stormed away sobbing. As Sirius got up and tried walk, getting used to his old self again, he stumbled over the sleeping body of Severus. Sirius kicked him awake. Severus(in his own body at last) laughed evilly and ran away.
Sirius looked at himself and shook his head, permanent marker all over. //that's okay// he thought. //Lily'll..// he broke off as James Potter shoved him to the wall. James was Sirius's best friend! Sirius started to smile until he saw a fuming Lily behind him. Sirius closed his eyes, and dodged a punch from James. "Why'd you have to do that to Lily!!??" James shouted, diving at him again. "You don't know how devastated she was!!" James yelled, finally calming down, as he remembered they used to be best friends. "Why?" James finally asked. "Why?"
Sirius explained the story to James. It was quite unbelievable, but James believed it. "I'm sorry, old pal," James said. "I guess I just lost my fuse, there," James said, looking sorry.
"It's okay." Sirius affirmed, just happy to be himself again.
"Marauders forever?" James asked.
"Marauders forever!" Sirius cried, the sound of his voice ringing in the corridor. "Marauders forever!!"
**~~**Epilogue**~~**
Lily still stayed with James Potter, realizing that it was her destiny. (Affirmed by Prof. Trelawney, the Divination teacher, who, yes, still stayed until James and Lily Potter's own son, Harry came to study at Hogwarts, decades later.
Sirius remained without a girlfriend until...until Henry Rettop says so...
Disclaimer: ATTENTION*ATTENTION*ATTENTION*ATTENTION*ATTENTION
NONE OF THESE CHARACTERS BELONG TO HENRY RETTOP EXEPT FOR WELLINGTON AND SEAN GOYLE, WHO ARE BASED ON MS. ROWLING'S CHARACTERS. AND LET'S JUST ALL HOPE THAT SHE WILL NEVER OWN THE PLOT!
A/A: oooooookay... I admit, I suffered a little writers block somewhere in the middle. (right after the stars and the ~ signs). I know people out there are reading this. I just need a little encouragement ::puppy eyes:: please? Ummm..a little---way too mushy! I confess. I'm wondering if it got too graphic about Lily's saliva and James's attack on Sirius. Before going to report me, at least tell me in a pleasant review that even though you absolutely loved it, and it was as hilarious as can be, that it was too graphic. And I will change it. I PROMISE! This was a little thing to keep you busy while I ponder the horrible things I will do to Lupin. ::Evil smile:: ::devilish laugh:: Oh whatever. Well, be expecting Lupin on the next chapter!! Okay, that's all for now! See you later.
YyOoUu AaRrEe GgOoIiNnGg BbAaCcKk IiNn TtIiMmEe....
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You are now in Sirius Black's sixth year....
Sirius Black woke up in his Gryffindor dormitory. He rubbed eyes as he scanned the room. He jumped up, startled, noticing that the dormitory was extremely different.
Instead of the regular shade of deep maroon, the walls were an olive green. The covers on all of the beds were a darker hue of green. Now that he noticed it, the boys in the beds were different too! There was------ Wellington Goyle??!!??!! Sean Crabbe!!?!!!?!! He looked at his hands, they were thinner, and the
skin was stretched tighter around the flesh. He hopped out of bed to investigate further. There was a mirror
across from the fireplace.
He looked in and couldn't find himself all he could see was someone with squinted, evil eyes, short, black hair, a triangular jaw, and bony knees sticking out from under his nightgown.....SEVERUS SNAPE!!?!?!!!?!?!!!?!?!!!! His jaw dropped as the truth dawned on him. He had somehow gotten into the body of Severus Snape!! That would mean that....Would that mean that Severus was in his body!?!!? He almost cried thinking of Severus Snape in his body.
Sirius came back to reality when he Sean Crabbe snorted in his sleep. He'd better act like Severus, for now. He slipped off to the showers as he grabbed a towel and began to take off his nightcap, he hesitated and turned back, not particularly wanting to be naked in the shower in Severus's body.
Sirius walked back to the dormitory and quickly switched from nightgown to jeans, a green sweater, and robes, with his eyes squeezed shut, of course. As he pulled his robes over his arms, he suddenly realized- --Severus Snape, the hairy slime ball, in his body!!!??? What would Severus do to him!!?? Terrible thoughts crossed his mind. Acupuncture? Tattoos? Social image replacement!!?? Sirius suddenly got torn out of his thoughts again by a tap on his back. Wellington Goyle had woken up and was asking for a pepperup potion. He had a slight cold and was too lazy to walk down to the hospital wing. //what should I do now?// thought Sirius. He swiftly, and quite miraculously remembered what Prof. Seabourne had taught them. He quickly whipped a weak potion up and shoved it in Wellington's hands. Sirius pushed it too hard on purpose, making some of the searing potion spill on Wellington's front. Sirius stifled his laughter as Wellington hopped around, touching cold things to his burn.
Sirius wandered down to the common room, hearing a scream from where Gryffindor tower should be. //Snape must have woken up// he thought. As he sat down, a white-blonde haired girl with wa-ay too much makeup on her sunken face ran up to him and hugged him tightly, and kissed him on the lips. Sirius vomited as the disgusting, sour taste of her saliva filled his mouth. "SEVERUS!!" she screamed, wiping vomit off her shoulder. "WHAT IN HEAVENS NAME DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!!??" Sirius remembered now, this was Narcissa Elvin, Severus's girlfriend. "I'M GOING TO LET YOU OFF THIS TIME, BUT THE NEXT TIME SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENS, YOU AND ME ARE OVER!!!!!" she finished, and walked downstairs to the great hall.
Everyone in the common room snickered. "Oh, shut up!" Sirius drawled in Severus's drawling tone. He went down to the great hall for breakfast. On his way, in the third floor corridor, in front of the charms classroom, he saw himself (Severus Snape in Sirius's body) and Lily Evans(his girlfriend) fighting. //oh no!//
"My gosh, Sirius, it's as if you've changed over-night." he heard Lily shout. "It was just last night that you'd told me you'd love me forever, but now you're telling me you like Narcissa!!??" she raved on.
"But, you don't-" Sirius heard Snape in his body say.
"Don't you but me, young man. I saw you hug her just now!! She was just as surprised as I was. I'm ashamed of you. AND YOU SHOULD BE TOO!!" Lily roared, and she swung her red ponytail around and ran off. Sirius(in Severus's body) held out his arm after her and wished he was in his own body.
Severus(in Sirius's body) stopped to look at Sirius(in Severus's body). Severus(as Sirius) paused and gasped, realizing what had just happened. He got a evil smile on his face and ran off. Sirius(as Severus) ran after him, but Severus's short, knobby legs weren't good enough to catch up to his own strong, swift feet.
Sirius stopped, thinking if he should inform Dumbledore or not. He suddenly got knocked over by Sean Crabbe and Wellington Goyle giving him a friendly shove on the back. They went to the great hall, and as Sirius picked at his bacon and poached eggs (still having the aftertaste of Narcissa's saliva in his mouth), he saw Lily Evans particularly pick a seat right next to James Potter and smile up lovingly at him. He wiped his forehead, thinking of how it was only morning.
Sirius(as Severus) saw Severus(in Sirius's body) again as he made his way to Transfiguration. Severus(as Sirius) was drawing on himself with a permanent marker. Then, he got up and held hands with Sarah Abbot: the most disusting girl in the school they picked noses and shared boogers. Sirius(as Severus) lunged for Severus(as Sirius) again. This time, he had made it.
As he collided with Severus(as Sirius) sparks shot, he suddenly felt as if he had abruptly plunged in a pool of cool water, Sirius tried to open his eyes, but couldn't. Suddenly, the water heated up, now it was scalding. All of a sudden, as if someone had lifted the plug, Sirius felt like he was falling, falling, until.
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*** ..
*** .. PLOP! Sirius had landed on something soft, yet spiky. He tried to open his eyes again, and found that he could. As his eyes popped open, the feelings left him. Sirius found himself in his own body again. He tried to jump for joy, but soon noticed that Sarah Abbot had her finger in his nose, trying to harvest boogers.
Sirius jumped back and shrieked. Sarah Abbot looked back at him, sneered, and stormed away sobbing. As Sirius got up and tried walk, getting used to his old self again, he stumbled over the sleeping body of Severus. Sirius kicked him awake. Severus(in his own body at last) laughed evilly and ran away.
Sirius looked at himself and shook his head, permanent marker all over. //that's okay// he thought. //Lily'll..// he broke off as James Potter shoved him to the wall. James was Sirius's best friend! Sirius started to smile until he saw a fuming Lily behind him. Sirius closed his eyes, and dodged a punch from James. "Why'd you have to do that to Lily!!??" James shouted, diving at him again. "You don't know how devastated she was!!" James yelled, finally calming down, as he remembered they used to be best friends. "Why?" James finally asked. "Why?"
Sirius explained the story to James. It was quite unbelievable, but James believed it. "I'm sorry, old pal," James said. "I guess I just lost my fuse, there," James said, looking sorry.
"It's okay." Sirius affirmed, just happy to be himself again.
"Marauders forever?" James asked.
"Marauders forever!" Sirius cried, the sound of his voice ringing in the corridor. "Marauders forever!!"
**~~**Epilogue**~~**
Lily still stayed with James Potter, realizing that it was her destiny. (Affirmed by Prof. Trelawney, the Divination teacher, who, yes, still stayed until James and Lily Potter's own son, Harry came to study at Hogwarts, decades later.
Sirius remained without a girlfriend until...until Henry Rettop says so...
Disclaimer: ATTENTION*ATTENTION*ATTENTION*ATTENTION*ATTENTION
NONE OF THESE CHARACTERS BELONG TO HENRY RETTOP EXEPT FOR WELLINGTON AND SEAN GOYLE, WHO ARE BASED ON MS. ROWLING'S CHARACTERS. AND LET'S JUST ALL HOPE THAT SHE WILL NEVER OWN THE PLOT!
A/A: oooooookay... I admit, I suffered a little writers block somewhere in the middle. (right after the stars and the ~ signs). I know people out there are reading this. I just need a little encouragement ::puppy eyes:: please? Ummm..a little---way too mushy! I confess. I'm wondering if it got too graphic about Lily's saliva and James's attack on Sirius. Before going to report me, at least tell me in a pleasant review that even though you absolutely loved it, and it was as hilarious as can be, that it was too graphic. And I will change it. I PROMISE! This was a little thing to keep you busy while I ponder the horrible things I will do to Lupin. ::Evil smile:: ::devilish laugh:: Oh whatever. Well, be expecting Lupin on the next chapter!! Okay, that's all for now! See you later.