This chapter is kind of short but Have fun reading it...............If
you're not dead or injured in anyway from reading the last chapter due to
laughter and lack of air.
P.S: Just to remind you we are not responsible for any other injuries you might accumulate from reading this next chapter. Take Caution....................................From the person who wrote this story: Sierra Kaiba and friends, especially the one who loves to check for Grammar and Spelling MISTAKES in my rough draft!! Thanks again for reading my story!! I hope I can piss off Rio with this story!! SEE YA IN CHAPTER 3!!
Chapter 2:
{The living room}
Kaiba: What are you doing here?! Who are you?! JJ: I want to see Joey. Kaiba: Okay... but who are you? JJ: I'm JJ. It stands for "just Joanna" Kaiba* turns around* Oh! These entire weirdoes's keep on popping up everywhere. Where are they all coming from and how in the HELL are they getting inside my house? Sierra: Hey!! Who's this? JJ: Where's Joey? Yami: * Grabs her and takes her into the kitchen* Hello! You don't just go in there. JJ: But I want to see Joey. Yami: Fine ! I'll go get Joey.* Goes to the living room* Kaiba: DO you know her? Yami: Er- No? Kaiba: Liar. Yami: Don't you have your latest invention to work on? Kaiba: That's Right *runs upstairs* Yami: *Grabs Joey* There. Got him.*goes to the kitchen.* I'm back. JJ: Joey!!* looks at him*Hey!! There are no air holes in there!! He's dieing! Yami: No He's not! Joey: *Wakes up* Can't Breath!* falls to the bottom of the jar.* JJ: Joey! Yami: Okay... so he is *takes him out of the jar*..he's dead. JJ: It's all your fault! Yami: I can fix him with the power of the millennium puzzle. Joey: *grows back to normal, wakes up* Huh? JJ: Joey!* hugs him* Yami: Hey Joey. Joey: Oh............I am going to kick your ass! JJ: No! You can do that later. * they start to make out in the kitchen.* Yami: Oh..God.... The Kaiba Mansion Will never is the same again. First it was the laundry room and now the kitchen. Kaiba: YAMI!!!! Yami: Oh yeah, I forgot they were in Kaiba's room too. Kaiba: * comes down to the kitchen* Yami!! What happened to my latest invention?!! Yami: You took it. Kaiba: No, I left it right in my room!! And you were the only one *calm* up- stairs? *looks at Joey and JJ* Joey: Relax... It's in your closet. It was taking up the whole entire bed. Kaiba: What?!!...YOU WERE IN MY ROOM?!! Joey: Yeah. Kaiba: Doing What?!! Yami: You don't want to know ..............this is how Joey and JJ got stuck in the laundry room and then...well. it's how Joey got really small. Kaiba: How'd he get in the dog suit? Yami: That also....You don't want to know. Joey: I'll tell you. *whispers into his ear*it was just for fun......................kind of like an experiment. *normal voice.*It's a normal thing. Yami: God...... NO! Please don't tell him about .what ya'll "WANT TO DO" when he's gone. Kaiba: Tell me. Joey: It's a normal thing. Kaiba: *got the hint* oh..God. It's not a normal thing, well not for individuals anyway............hopefully. Yami: Ha!! I told you so! And you said it was. JJ: But he said for individuals. Yami: What?!! JJ: And you said for couples right?
Yami: Yeah.........and? JJ: Well ,........we're a couple. Yami: What?!.......No.... Wait! I meant for MARRIED couples. JJ: To late. Yami: It's not to late! JJ: Yeah, you're right. We can always get married. Right Joey? Joey: Yeah, how about tomorrow? JJ: Sounds great! Kaiba: *to Yami* what just happened here? Yami: I don't know. Sierra: Kaiba, what is going on in here? Kaiba: WE don't know. *telephone rings* I'll get it. *answers* Hello? Mokuba: Seto? Seto it's me Mokuba. Kaiba: *in a British accent* I'm sorry you got the wrong number. Mokuba: NO, NO, And NO!! Don't ha- *Kaiba hangs up* Sierra: Let me guess............Mokuba? Kaiba: Yep. Sierra: What did he say? Kaiba: He got the wrong number. Sierra: How can he get the wrong number if he just called? Kaiba: I don't know. Yami: Death to all!! Sierra: SHUT UP!! Go clean the attic! Yami: Fine. *goes up the stairs* ow, ow, ow, ow! Kaiba: What happened? Yami: I tripped on my heels. Kaiba: Idiot. Sierra: So...........how do you expect to get married in a day? Joey: Kaiba-buddy, you'll lend us the money, right? Kaiba: ABSOLUTLY..................................NOT!! Joey: What?! Kaiba: NO!! I have to use that money to call the exterminator. Sierra: Oh..yeah...that thing. JJ: It's not that bad once you get to know it. All: What?!! JJ: Meet Rugsh. All: Rugsh? JJ: Yeah it likes to sleep on the rug and it eats trash...............so Rugsh. Sierra: Oh. he's so cute. a little. Come here Rugsh. Rugsh: *squeals happily* Sierra: He likes me! Kaiba: How did it get fluffy and cute? JJ: I brushed him. Sierra: Well, you didn't do a very good job at it. JJ: I was Busy!! Sierra: I can make him cuter, just watch. JJ: No you can't! Sierra: Can too! JJ: Cannot...then prove it. Sierra: Okay I will! { 1 hour later} Sierra: TADA!! All: It has wings? Sierra: Yep......isn't it cuter? Kaiba: That thing cannot stay in this house!! Sierra: Why not? Yami was the one that stabbed it. Yami: I think it got wings from the pigeon I added in there, along with the foxtails and ears. Sierra: Eww. Don't talk that way! Rugsh K. is in here! Kaiba: Rugsh K.?..........Oh no! It doesn't have the...........my last name does it? Sierra: ..................Yes? Kaiba: NO!, no It's got to go! Sierra: But I already. Kaiba: Already what? Sierra: called for its Rabi shots in a week and plus he's .he's already registered as a Kaiba family member. JJ: It's alright. But He's Mine!! I named him! Come here Rugsh...........come to mommy. Rugsh: *growls, bites JJ* JJ: OW!! Now I'm infected! Sierra: I told you .....he likes me. Yami: See. my latest creation was good. It's moving but, it's not poisonous.....Hey I created Life!!!!!...Bow to the God!!!! Kaiba: Yami, your headed for nine months. Yami: I don't care I've finish two months already. Kaiba: A year then. That means you have to start over from the beginning. Yami: NO!! Why can't I keep my big mouth shut? *JJ and Joey are laughing out loud* JJ: Yanki-doodle went to town....... Joey: Riding on a pony...... JJ: Yami is a brainless jerk........ Joey: and JJ's marring Joey. JJ: What about you Kaiba? Don't you want to marry her? Kaiba: *blushes* none of your business!! Joey: Might as well. JJ: Right? Kaiba: It has to be up to her. Sierra: Er- JJ: Well? Sierra: Okay? JJ: Yeah! Yanki-doodle keep it up ............ Joey: were going to have a wedding.. JJ: Kaiba, Sierra, Joey and Me have got to do some planning!! Kaiba: Stop Singing!! JJ: Okay! Sheesh. Touchy. Sierra: On one condition.............we move the weddings back two weeks, okay? All: Okay! Kaiba: I'm going to bed......... JJ and Joey: Us too. Kaiba: No! your going to sleep in the attic, and JJ you are sleeping........ JJ: With him? Kaiba: No! In Mokuba's old room. JJ: By the way, where is he? Kaiba: i don't know.......Yami................... Yami: Yeah? Kaiba: Lock Joey in the attic and JJ in Mokuba's old room. I don't trust them. Yami: Okay *turns to Sierra, in a girly voice* and where are you sleeping tonight, hon.? Sierra: *scared out of her wits, screams* Kaiba!! *Runs up to his room with Rugsh* Kaiba!! Kaiba: What?!* comes out with his shirt off* Sierra: Yami!! He's acting like a girl!! *hides behind him* Kaiba: Yami: Yami!! STOP YOUR ASS HOLE IMPRESSIONS!! DO AS I SAY AND GO TO SLEEP!! DAMN! *closes the door* Sierra: Why didn't you extend his time? Kaiba: *sighs* I don't want him to stay any longer than a year. Can you imagine the amount of damage? Sierra: Oh..... jerk.*falls asleep with Rugsh and Kaiba*
P.S: Just to remind you we are not responsible for any other injuries you might accumulate from reading this next chapter. Take Caution....................................From the person who wrote this story: Sierra Kaiba and friends, especially the one who loves to check for Grammar and Spelling MISTAKES in my rough draft!! Thanks again for reading my story!! I hope I can piss off Rio with this story!! SEE YA IN CHAPTER 3!!
Chapter 2:
{The living room}
Kaiba: What are you doing here?! Who are you?! JJ: I want to see Joey. Kaiba: Okay... but who are you? JJ: I'm JJ. It stands for "just Joanna" Kaiba* turns around* Oh! These entire weirdoes's keep on popping up everywhere. Where are they all coming from and how in the HELL are they getting inside my house? Sierra: Hey!! Who's this? JJ: Where's Joey? Yami: * Grabs her and takes her into the kitchen* Hello! You don't just go in there. JJ: But I want to see Joey. Yami: Fine ! I'll go get Joey.* Goes to the living room* Kaiba: DO you know her? Yami: Er- No? Kaiba: Liar. Yami: Don't you have your latest invention to work on? Kaiba: That's Right *runs upstairs* Yami: *Grabs Joey* There. Got him.*goes to the kitchen.* I'm back. JJ: Joey!!* looks at him*Hey!! There are no air holes in there!! He's dieing! Yami: No He's not! Joey: *Wakes up* Can't Breath!* falls to the bottom of the jar.* JJ: Joey! Yami: Okay... so he is *takes him out of the jar*..he's dead. JJ: It's all your fault! Yami: I can fix him with the power of the millennium puzzle. Joey: *grows back to normal, wakes up* Huh? JJ: Joey!* hugs him* Yami: Hey Joey. Joey: Oh............I am going to kick your ass! JJ: No! You can do that later. * they start to make out in the kitchen.* Yami: Oh..God.... The Kaiba Mansion Will never is the same again. First it was the laundry room and now the kitchen. Kaiba: YAMI!!!! Yami: Oh yeah, I forgot they were in Kaiba's room too. Kaiba: * comes down to the kitchen* Yami!! What happened to my latest invention?!! Yami: You took it. Kaiba: No, I left it right in my room!! And you were the only one *calm* up- stairs? *looks at Joey and JJ* Joey: Relax... It's in your closet. It was taking up the whole entire bed. Kaiba: What?!!...YOU WERE IN MY ROOM?!! Joey: Yeah. Kaiba: Doing What?!! Yami: You don't want to know ..............this is how Joey and JJ got stuck in the laundry room and then...well. it's how Joey got really small. Kaiba: How'd he get in the dog suit? Yami: That also....You don't want to know. Joey: I'll tell you. *whispers into his ear*it was just for fun......................kind of like an experiment. *normal voice.*It's a normal thing. Yami: God...... NO! Please don't tell him about .what ya'll "WANT TO DO" when he's gone. Kaiba: Tell me. Joey: It's a normal thing. Kaiba: *got the hint* oh..God. It's not a normal thing, well not for individuals anyway............hopefully. Yami: Ha!! I told you so! And you said it was. JJ: But he said for individuals. Yami: What?!! JJ: And you said for couples right?
Yami: Yeah.........and? JJ: Well ,........we're a couple. Yami: What?!.......No.... Wait! I meant for MARRIED couples. JJ: To late. Yami: It's not to late! JJ: Yeah, you're right. We can always get married. Right Joey? Joey: Yeah, how about tomorrow? JJ: Sounds great! Kaiba: *to Yami* what just happened here? Yami: I don't know. Sierra: Kaiba, what is going on in here? Kaiba: WE don't know. *telephone rings* I'll get it. *answers* Hello? Mokuba: Seto? Seto it's me Mokuba. Kaiba: *in a British accent* I'm sorry you got the wrong number. Mokuba: NO, NO, And NO!! Don't ha- *Kaiba hangs up* Sierra: Let me guess............Mokuba? Kaiba: Yep. Sierra: What did he say? Kaiba: He got the wrong number. Sierra: How can he get the wrong number if he just called? Kaiba: I don't know. Yami: Death to all!! Sierra: SHUT UP!! Go clean the attic! Yami: Fine. *goes up the stairs* ow, ow, ow, ow! Kaiba: What happened? Yami: I tripped on my heels. Kaiba: Idiot. Sierra: So...........how do you expect to get married in a day? Joey: Kaiba-buddy, you'll lend us the money, right? Kaiba: ABSOLUTLY..................................NOT!! Joey: What?! Kaiba: NO!! I have to use that money to call the exterminator. Sierra: Oh..yeah...that thing. JJ: It's not that bad once you get to know it. All: What?!! JJ: Meet Rugsh. All: Rugsh? JJ: Yeah it likes to sleep on the rug and it eats trash...............so Rugsh. Sierra: Oh. he's so cute. a little. Come here Rugsh. Rugsh: *squeals happily* Sierra: He likes me! Kaiba: How did it get fluffy and cute? JJ: I brushed him. Sierra: Well, you didn't do a very good job at it. JJ: I was Busy!! Sierra: I can make him cuter, just watch. JJ: No you can't! Sierra: Can too! JJ: Cannot...then prove it. Sierra: Okay I will! { 1 hour later} Sierra: TADA!! All: It has wings? Sierra: Yep......isn't it cuter? Kaiba: That thing cannot stay in this house!! Sierra: Why not? Yami was the one that stabbed it. Yami: I think it got wings from the pigeon I added in there, along with the foxtails and ears. Sierra: Eww. Don't talk that way! Rugsh K. is in here! Kaiba: Rugsh K.?..........Oh no! It doesn't have the...........my last name does it? Sierra: ..................Yes? Kaiba: NO!, no It's got to go! Sierra: But I already. Kaiba: Already what? Sierra: called for its Rabi shots in a week and plus he's .he's already registered as a Kaiba family member. JJ: It's alright. But He's Mine!! I named him! Come here Rugsh...........come to mommy. Rugsh: *growls, bites JJ* JJ: OW!! Now I'm infected! Sierra: I told you .....he likes me. Yami: See. my latest creation was good. It's moving but, it's not poisonous.....Hey I created Life!!!!!...Bow to the God!!!! Kaiba: Yami, your headed for nine months. Yami: I don't care I've finish two months already. Kaiba: A year then. That means you have to start over from the beginning. Yami: NO!! Why can't I keep my big mouth shut? *JJ and Joey are laughing out loud* JJ: Yanki-doodle went to town....... Joey: Riding on a pony...... JJ: Yami is a brainless jerk........ Joey: and JJ's marring Joey. JJ: What about you Kaiba? Don't you want to marry her? Kaiba: *blushes* none of your business!! Joey: Might as well. JJ: Right? Kaiba: It has to be up to her. Sierra: Er- JJ: Well? Sierra: Okay? JJ: Yeah! Yanki-doodle keep it up ............ Joey: were going to have a wedding.. JJ: Kaiba, Sierra, Joey and Me have got to do some planning!! Kaiba: Stop Singing!! JJ: Okay! Sheesh. Touchy. Sierra: On one condition.............we move the weddings back two weeks, okay? All: Okay! Kaiba: I'm going to bed......... JJ and Joey: Us too. Kaiba: No! your going to sleep in the attic, and JJ you are sleeping........ JJ: With him? Kaiba: No! In Mokuba's old room. JJ: By the way, where is he? Kaiba: i don't know.......Yami................... Yami: Yeah? Kaiba: Lock Joey in the attic and JJ in Mokuba's old room. I don't trust them. Yami: Okay *turns to Sierra, in a girly voice* and where are you sleeping tonight, hon.? Sierra: *scared out of her wits, screams* Kaiba!! *Runs up to his room with Rugsh* Kaiba!! Kaiba: What?!* comes out with his shirt off* Sierra: Yami!! He's acting like a girl!! *hides behind him* Kaiba: Yami: Yami!! STOP YOUR ASS HOLE IMPRESSIONS!! DO AS I SAY AND GO TO SLEEP!! DAMN! *closes the door* Sierra: Why didn't you extend his time? Kaiba: *sighs* I don't want him to stay any longer than a year. Can you imagine the amount of damage? Sierra: Oh..... jerk.*falls asleep with Rugsh and Kaiba*