Hey ya'll! Here's chapter 3. Hope you enjoy it. Mokuba's finally gets back
in town, aww, did he have to? I guess so to make the story more
interesting. By the way, it took a whole rough draft journal to write this
whole story. The journal was one of those 70 page journals. I guess that
doesn't sound that much. Anyway, I'll let you read the story. A new
character is coming in. It's one of my friend's character, Owena.
Just another every time warning: Don't eat or drink while reading this fanfic!! And again we are not responsible for any deaths or injuries that you may accumulate from reading this fanfic! Another Warning: The rating might change over time. Just to let you know it is now considered PG-13 in this CHAPTER AND OTHER CHAPTERS AFTER THIS ONE!!
Thanks again for reading my fanfic!! Tell others about it, please? And by the way...did you find one word in chapter 1 that was misspelled wrong, but you can find it in the dictionary? Tell me if you think you found it and I'll let you know if you were right.
ENJOY CHAPTER 3!!!
~S.Kaiba
Chapter 3
{Rio's House}
Rio: Yami, I miss you.............. * A letter slips under the door*............what's this?.........*shocked* It's from Weevle! Eww...Oh well wouldn't hurt to read it.
My darling Rio, I have come to say...I love you. I love you with every bug I see every moth I see, I think of you. I finally gathered all my strength, like a Hercules beetle to say this one thing.................Won't you be mine? Forget Yami, I love you with all my bug cards I posses. Love, Weevle.
Ewww...No, no, no, no, no!! I'm married to Yami. It wasn't a very good wedding, but still, it was good enough. Could have done without Yugi in a birthday suit, but still a good wedding...............yeah.........still a good wedding...I hope it was. That's it tomorrow I'm going to visit Yami at the Kaiba Mansion!.....................uh...................how long did he have to stay there? {Morning, Kaiba Mansion} Rio: *knocks on the door loudly* Kaiba!! Hey jackass! Wake up! Kaiba: *answers the door* what do you want?...............It's too early for this. *Yawns* Rio: To See Yami! Kaiba: I'm sorry but it's not time for visitors. Rio: I don't care! I need to see Yami. Kaiba: Is it because you're pregnant? Rio: NO! Kaiba: Well, if it was, I wouldn't be surprised....................Hey I just thought of something. Who would the father be? Yugi or Yami? Haven't heard from Yugi in a while...must be playing with his block in his room. Rio: Listen to me!! I want to see Yami!! Kaiba: I'm sorry you got the wrong address. * Closes the door, a beep sound, barking is growing louder* Send out the hounds. * The dogs run after Rio. * Rio: AAHHH!! *Jumps the fence, gate closes* Oh, that Kaiba! He's asking for it! Sierra: * to Kaiba* While Yami's asleep; we should take his millennium puzzle. Kaiba: Go ahead. Sierra: *gabs the puzzle and a hammer, breaks the puzzle* I think it'll look good in pink. * She paints every piece pink* Yami: AAHHH!........................I had the worst dream...........Someone broke the puzzle and then colored it red. Sierra: *shows him the puzzle, and giggles* Yami: It's worse!! It's pink! OH god no! Pink?! Kaiba: Yami! Shut up! Don't complain! At least you have it! Yami: Well you don't have an item do you? Kaiba: No! But still.............. Yami: HA! You don't understand Kaiba: Just go. Yami: I'm free? Kaiba: No!! Here's a list. Yami: Shopping? Kaiba: Yeah, is there a problem? Yami: I can't go like this! What about my hair? Kaiba: Then buy a wig! Yami: Fine! Kaiba: I'm giving you two hours. Yami: Alright, alright. How do I get there? Kaiba: Take the bus. Yami: The Bus? Kaiba: Better hurry. It comes in 5 minutes and the bus stop is two miles away. Yami: Is that the closes one? Kaiba: Yep. Yami: AAHH! *runs out the door* Kaiba: *yells out the door* Two hours! { 6 minutes later}* Bus passes* Yami: Hey wait for me! I need a .................ride.....to the .........OH! Forget it! I'll wait for the next one. *sits on the bench* Little boy: Hey look mommy an ugly lady. Mother: No Johnny, that's not nice. She's an ugly Witch. Just look at that hair! It looks like it got stuck in a blender. Yami: I'm not a woman! I'm a Man! Boy and Mother: AAHHH! Mother: Run Johnny...Run!!! Yami: Next time, think before you say any thing! Mokuba: Yami? Yami: Mokuba? Where have you been? Mokuba: It was walking back home, coming from Canada. Yami: You look like Joey. *Mokuba is in a dog suit* Mokuba: It was the only thing I could find. Yami: Okay? But you'd better be careful, the dog pound is coming. Dog pound: Is this pup bothering you miss? We'll get rid of it. Don't worry. *takes Mokuba away* Yami: I told you so! Mokuba: Yami!! *starts to cry, Mokuba is taken away* Rio: *pulls up in a sports car* Yami? Yami: Rio? Rio: What are you doing here? Yami: *cries* I missed the bus. Rio: Where were you going? Yami: To the Store. Rio: Like that?! Yami: Up Yours!! Rio: Don't talk to me that way! *slaps him* Yami: Ow..................Can I have a ride? Rio: Get in. Yami: * gets in and kisses Rio. A skater passes by* Skater: Yeah...Go Lesbians!........Yeah Whoop! * falls in a ditch* Yami: I'm not a woman! I'm a man, Damn it! Rio: Ewww...What's that smell? It smells like dog poo! Yami: * looks at his heels* Uh- Rio: You stepped in dog poop! Yuck get away! Yami: Yeah, when the dogcatchers came and took Mokuba......so.....Let's go! I only have two hours to get everything on this list! Rio: Okay, okay! * pushes on the gas* Let's Drag race! Yami: No Rio! No! Oh God............YOUR DRUNK AREN'T YOU?? HELP ME!! { At the store} Yami: *Unconscious* Rio: * loudly* WE'RE HERE!! Yami: * screams*Don't do that! Do you know how much that hurts? Rio: You should come to my house sometime. Then you can come to my pool, okay? Yami: I'll ask, but I can't promise anything. * gets out of the car* Rio: Okay bye! Yami: bye! Rio: Bye! Yami: Bye! Rio: Bye! Yami: Bye already Damn it! Rio: Okay, bye! Yami: Shut up! Please shut the fuck up! Hey what time is it? Rio: It's 11:30 a.m. Yami: What?! I only got 30 minutes!! Ah! Bye! Rio: Bye! I'll wait here! { In the store} Yami: I got the milk, eggs, mix, lettuce, fruit, potatoes, tomatoes, soda- Dr. Pepper, salt, sugar, pickles, and I think I'll make something today and for that we need: paint, noodles, cheese, and a little bit of onions. There! Got every thing..........oh........wait. there's a backside...................and only ten minutes left. * runs around the store* { At the register} Cashier: Your total comes to $79.50. Yami: What?! $79.50?..............Fine! Here! Cashier: Your change is $20.50 and here's your cart. Yami: Hey you're cute. Want to go out some time? I'm free Friday. Cashier: That's it! I quit! There are too many nasty people in this neighborhood and I'm not like that! Fine: But I'll be back, cutie. * goes outside and hops in the car* Let's go. Rio: * laughs like a maniac* Prepare to die!! Out of the way! { At the Kaiba Mansion} Yami: Ewww. I don't feel so good. Bye Rio. Rio: Bye! Yami: * opens the door* I'm back! Kaiba: Your two seconds late. Yami: Yeah, yeah. Anyway, I got a favor to ask. Sierra: A Favor? Kaiba: What is it? Yami: Could I go out.......I mean go somewhere on......let's say........Friday? Kaiba: NO! Sierra: Kaiba, * turns him around and whispers* What are you thinking? It'll get him out of the house for that day. Kaiba: Fine! But you'd better be back by Saturday afternoon! Yami: yippee! I'm making dinner! { Dinner Time} Yami: Here we are. Sierra Wow! It doesn't look icky and moving. Come on Rugsh. JJ: He was mine! Joey: Hush! Kaiba: It may look good, but the proof is in the taste. You go first Joey. Joey: What? Why me? Kaiba: Because your the only one who loves to eat. You're our Guinea pig..... Joey: You calling me a pig?!! Kaiba: Just eat the...........the. Yami: * annoyed* It's Chicken. Kaiba: chicken..........right. eat the chicken, Joey. Joey: Fine! * chomps on a piece* It's not bad! Try some. Kaiba: Wait! If he doesn't die in 5 minutes it's okay to eat, so just wait. Rugsh: * cries* Owena: * walks in* Hello! Kaiba: Who are you? And why are you in my house? Owena: Names Owena, and I'm just ....just..........huh, I forgot why I'm here. Kaiba: Mind leaving? Owena: * spots the main course* What is that thing? Yami: * annoyed even more* Chicken. Owena: It looks like you beat it with a guitar or something. All: Yami? Yami: What?! I didn't hit it with a guitar........................ I hit it with a violin. Sierra: Why? Yami: Because I couldn't find a guitar. Sierra: * sweat drop* Yami: It * was* also moving. All: * sweat drop* Joey: * spits out a feather* JJ: Yami!! Yami: Sorry, I added the feathers for taste. Here let me kill it.*starts to stab it* JJ: No! Stop that! * hits him* Yami: * steps back and steps on Rugsh's tail.* Rugsh: * screeches* Sierra: You hurt Rugsh! Yami: Sorry! Kaiba: * annoyed* Okay! Shut up now! Let's just go. Sierra: To where? Kaiba: I'm going out. Sierra: Out? Kaiba: To get some "REAL" food. JJ: Yeah, I'm going to! Joey: And Don't forget me! Kaiba: You coming? Sierra: Can I bring Rugsh? Kaiba: * sighs* Alright. Yami: Yeah, me too!! I don't do well in the kitchen. Kaiba: None told you to make dinner, you volunteered. Yami: So? Kaiba: So.... * pushes Yami inside the house* So you will eat that nice delicious meal you made. Yami: But I don't want to eat it! Kaiba: Then Eat the violin! Yami: Aww....Your mean! Kaiba: No, you just make me that way, goodbye. All: Bye....Yami!! * they start to leave* Yami: Wait! Take me with you!! { At the Dog Pound} Mokuba: Wait! I'm not a dog!! Stop! You can't do this to me! My brother will get you for this! *dog pound people locks him in the cage* Dog pound people: Shut up! Stupid Mutt! This is your new home from now on! You're lucky we don't put you to sleep right now, but we see that you'll make a very good pet for a happy little boy or girl. Just you wait, Christmas is coming up soon and I'm sure you'll be adopted by then. But if not, you'll be put to a nice peaceful sleep forever. Mokuba: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! BIG BROTHER! HELP ME!! Dog pound person: *laughs maniacally and walks away.* Mokuba: * crying* I hate you Seto!! * eats a dog biscuit*
Just another every time warning: Don't eat or drink while reading this fanfic!! And again we are not responsible for any deaths or injuries that you may accumulate from reading this fanfic! Another Warning: The rating might change over time. Just to let you know it is now considered PG-13 in this CHAPTER AND OTHER CHAPTERS AFTER THIS ONE!!
Thanks again for reading my fanfic!! Tell others about it, please? And by the way...did you find one word in chapter 1 that was misspelled wrong, but you can find it in the dictionary? Tell me if you think you found it and I'll let you know if you were right.
ENJOY CHAPTER 3!!!
~S.Kaiba
Chapter 3
{Rio's House}
Rio: Yami, I miss you.............. * A letter slips under the door*............what's this?.........*shocked* It's from Weevle! Eww...Oh well wouldn't hurt to read it.
My darling Rio, I have come to say...I love you. I love you with every bug I see every moth I see, I think of you. I finally gathered all my strength, like a Hercules beetle to say this one thing.................Won't you be mine? Forget Yami, I love you with all my bug cards I posses. Love, Weevle.
Ewww...No, no, no, no, no!! I'm married to Yami. It wasn't a very good wedding, but still, it was good enough. Could have done without Yugi in a birthday suit, but still a good wedding...............yeah.........still a good wedding...I hope it was. That's it tomorrow I'm going to visit Yami at the Kaiba Mansion!.....................uh...................how long did he have to stay there? {Morning, Kaiba Mansion} Rio: *knocks on the door loudly* Kaiba!! Hey jackass! Wake up! Kaiba: *answers the door* what do you want?...............It's too early for this. *Yawns* Rio: To See Yami! Kaiba: I'm sorry but it's not time for visitors. Rio: I don't care! I need to see Yami. Kaiba: Is it because you're pregnant? Rio: NO! Kaiba: Well, if it was, I wouldn't be surprised....................Hey I just thought of something. Who would the father be? Yugi or Yami? Haven't heard from Yugi in a while...must be playing with his block in his room. Rio: Listen to me!! I want to see Yami!! Kaiba: I'm sorry you got the wrong address. * Closes the door, a beep sound, barking is growing louder* Send out the hounds. * The dogs run after Rio. * Rio: AAHHH!! *Jumps the fence, gate closes* Oh, that Kaiba! He's asking for it! Sierra: * to Kaiba* While Yami's asleep; we should take his millennium puzzle. Kaiba: Go ahead. Sierra: *gabs the puzzle and a hammer, breaks the puzzle* I think it'll look good in pink. * She paints every piece pink* Yami: AAHHH!........................I had the worst dream...........Someone broke the puzzle and then colored it red. Sierra: *shows him the puzzle, and giggles* Yami: It's worse!! It's pink! OH god no! Pink?! Kaiba: Yami! Shut up! Don't complain! At least you have it! Yami: Well you don't have an item do you? Kaiba: No! But still.............. Yami: HA! You don't understand Kaiba: Just go. Yami: I'm free? Kaiba: No!! Here's a list. Yami: Shopping? Kaiba: Yeah, is there a problem? Yami: I can't go like this! What about my hair? Kaiba: Then buy a wig! Yami: Fine! Kaiba: I'm giving you two hours. Yami: Alright, alright. How do I get there? Kaiba: Take the bus. Yami: The Bus? Kaiba: Better hurry. It comes in 5 minutes and the bus stop is two miles away. Yami: Is that the closes one? Kaiba: Yep. Yami: AAHH! *runs out the door* Kaiba: *yells out the door* Two hours! { 6 minutes later}* Bus passes* Yami: Hey wait for me! I need a .................ride.....to the .........OH! Forget it! I'll wait for the next one. *sits on the bench* Little boy: Hey look mommy an ugly lady. Mother: No Johnny, that's not nice. She's an ugly Witch. Just look at that hair! It looks like it got stuck in a blender. Yami: I'm not a woman! I'm a Man! Boy and Mother: AAHHH! Mother: Run Johnny...Run!!! Yami: Next time, think before you say any thing! Mokuba: Yami? Yami: Mokuba? Where have you been? Mokuba: It was walking back home, coming from Canada. Yami: You look like Joey. *Mokuba is in a dog suit* Mokuba: It was the only thing I could find. Yami: Okay? But you'd better be careful, the dog pound is coming. Dog pound: Is this pup bothering you miss? We'll get rid of it. Don't worry. *takes Mokuba away* Yami: I told you so! Mokuba: Yami!! *starts to cry, Mokuba is taken away* Rio: *pulls up in a sports car* Yami? Yami: Rio? Rio: What are you doing here? Yami: *cries* I missed the bus. Rio: Where were you going? Yami: To the Store. Rio: Like that?! Yami: Up Yours!! Rio: Don't talk to me that way! *slaps him* Yami: Ow..................Can I have a ride? Rio: Get in. Yami: * gets in and kisses Rio. A skater passes by* Skater: Yeah...Go Lesbians!........Yeah Whoop! * falls in a ditch* Yami: I'm not a woman! I'm a man, Damn it! Rio: Ewww...What's that smell? It smells like dog poo! Yami: * looks at his heels* Uh- Rio: You stepped in dog poop! Yuck get away! Yami: Yeah, when the dogcatchers came and took Mokuba......so.....Let's go! I only have two hours to get everything on this list! Rio: Okay, okay! * pushes on the gas* Let's Drag race! Yami: No Rio! No! Oh God............YOUR DRUNK AREN'T YOU?? HELP ME!! { At the store} Yami: *Unconscious* Rio: * loudly* WE'RE HERE!! Yami: * screams*Don't do that! Do you know how much that hurts? Rio: You should come to my house sometime. Then you can come to my pool, okay? Yami: I'll ask, but I can't promise anything. * gets out of the car* Rio: Okay bye! Yami: bye! Rio: Bye! Yami: Bye! Rio: Bye! Yami: Bye already Damn it! Rio: Okay, bye! Yami: Shut up! Please shut the fuck up! Hey what time is it? Rio: It's 11:30 a.m. Yami: What?! I only got 30 minutes!! Ah! Bye! Rio: Bye! I'll wait here! { In the store} Yami: I got the milk, eggs, mix, lettuce, fruit, potatoes, tomatoes, soda- Dr. Pepper, salt, sugar, pickles, and I think I'll make something today and for that we need: paint, noodles, cheese, and a little bit of onions. There! Got every thing..........oh........wait. there's a backside...................and only ten minutes left. * runs around the store* { At the register} Cashier: Your total comes to $79.50. Yami: What?! $79.50?..............Fine! Here! Cashier: Your change is $20.50 and here's your cart. Yami: Hey you're cute. Want to go out some time? I'm free Friday. Cashier: That's it! I quit! There are too many nasty people in this neighborhood and I'm not like that! Fine: But I'll be back, cutie. * goes outside and hops in the car* Let's go. Rio: * laughs like a maniac* Prepare to die!! Out of the way! { At the Kaiba Mansion} Yami: Ewww. I don't feel so good. Bye Rio. Rio: Bye! Yami: * opens the door* I'm back! Kaiba: Your two seconds late. Yami: Yeah, yeah. Anyway, I got a favor to ask. Sierra: A Favor? Kaiba: What is it? Yami: Could I go out.......I mean go somewhere on......let's say........Friday? Kaiba: NO! Sierra: Kaiba, * turns him around and whispers* What are you thinking? It'll get him out of the house for that day. Kaiba: Fine! But you'd better be back by Saturday afternoon! Yami: yippee! I'm making dinner! { Dinner Time} Yami: Here we are. Sierra Wow! It doesn't look icky and moving. Come on Rugsh. JJ: He was mine! Joey: Hush! Kaiba: It may look good, but the proof is in the taste. You go first Joey. Joey: What? Why me? Kaiba: Because your the only one who loves to eat. You're our Guinea pig..... Joey: You calling me a pig?!! Kaiba: Just eat the...........the. Yami: * annoyed* It's Chicken. Kaiba: chicken..........right. eat the chicken, Joey. Joey: Fine! * chomps on a piece* It's not bad! Try some. Kaiba: Wait! If he doesn't die in 5 minutes it's okay to eat, so just wait. Rugsh: * cries* Owena: * walks in* Hello! Kaiba: Who are you? And why are you in my house? Owena: Names Owena, and I'm just ....just..........huh, I forgot why I'm here. Kaiba: Mind leaving? Owena: * spots the main course* What is that thing? Yami: * annoyed even more* Chicken. Owena: It looks like you beat it with a guitar or something. All: Yami? Yami: What?! I didn't hit it with a guitar........................ I hit it with a violin. Sierra: Why? Yami: Because I couldn't find a guitar. Sierra: * sweat drop* Yami: It * was* also moving. All: * sweat drop* Joey: * spits out a feather* JJ: Yami!! Yami: Sorry, I added the feathers for taste. Here let me kill it.*starts to stab it* JJ: No! Stop that! * hits him* Yami: * steps back and steps on Rugsh's tail.* Rugsh: * screeches* Sierra: You hurt Rugsh! Yami: Sorry! Kaiba: * annoyed* Okay! Shut up now! Let's just go. Sierra: To where? Kaiba: I'm going out. Sierra: Out? Kaiba: To get some "REAL" food. JJ: Yeah, I'm going to! Joey: And Don't forget me! Kaiba: You coming? Sierra: Can I bring Rugsh? Kaiba: * sighs* Alright. Yami: Yeah, me too!! I don't do well in the kitchen. Kaiba: None told you to make dinner, you volunteered. Yami: So? Kaiba: So.... * pushes Yami inside the house* So you will eat that nice delicious meal you made. Yami: But I don't want to eat it! Kaiba: Then Eat the violin! Yami: Aww....Your mean! Kaiba: No, you just make me that way, goodbye. All: Bye....Yami!! * they start to leave* Yami: Wait! Take me with you!! { At the Dog Pound} Mokuba: Wait! I'm not a dog!! Stop! You can't do this to me! My brother will get you for this! *dog pound people locks him in the cage* Dog pound people: Shut up! Stupid Mutt! This is your new home from now on! You're lucky we don't put you to sleep right now, but we see that you'll make a very good pet for a happy little boy or girl. Just you wait, Christmas is coming up soon and I'm sure you'll be adopted by then. But if not, you'll be put to a nice peaceful sleep forever. Mokuba: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! BIG BROTHER! HELP ME!! Dog pound person: *laughs maniacally and walks away.* Mokuba: * crying* I hate you Seto!! * eats a dog biscuit*