Bulma That's Very Saiyan of you!
By moonraker one
Saiyans had fascinated Bulma ever since she married Vegeta. She wondered all about the many mysteries surrounding them. For example, why did brute rays from the moon make them giant apes? Or, why did they become stronger when they healed from an injury? She was hell-bent to find out. So, she figured that the only way to truly figure out the Saiyan race would be to analyze the thing that makes all Saiyans what the hell they are: their DNA. She had her computer scanning and decoding the DNA samples from Goku and Vegeta for about a month now, and she was close to completing her work. She couldn't wait to tell the scientific community about this! In her lab, she was reading the final analysis of the Saiyan DNA. She was utterly in ecstasy over the results.
Wow! She thought. This is amazing!
Amazing, it was. It was so simple, yet so well constructed. Only god could have created such awesome beings. Their DNA was so intricately designed that it was more so than Human DNA. She was awestruck. This was something that she would make many scientists recognize her with. Just then, Dr. Brief walked in.
"Bulma," He said. "Are you done with the DNA project yet?"
"Dad, come look at this sample. I've never seen DNA so well-structured."
"Wow!" He responded. "That is something!"
He grabbed his tools and went upstairs to work on his project. She had worked in two projects; decoding Saiyan DNA, and DNA cross transferring. Cross transferring was when you added other species DNA to yours, while maintaining your outward look. This was something she'd worked on since college. She looked out the window to see Goku and Vegeta training. She looked at them and saw how happy Saiyans were to simply fight each other. She'd wished she could get Vegeta to pay more attention to her. She looked at him and then back at her DNA cross transference machine.
Ha! This'll get their attention. She thought.
She took a DNA sample from herself and put it in the machine with Vegeta's DNA sample. She began the cross transference. She sat back and waited a few minutes, and then, the computer began beeping. The cross transference was done.
Bulma, She thought. This is extremely Saiyan of you.
She took the new DNA sample and injected it into herself with a harmless virus to spread the DNA. She began to feel woozy, so she stumbled out of the lab, and barely made it to her room on the third floor. When she got there, she locked the door, and passed out on the floor. Had she made a huge, uncorrectable mistake?
-end of chapter one-