"Sakuragi and Rukawa Write Their Own Fic!"
Disclaimer: Slam Dunk belongs to Inoue Takehiko
Sakuragi Hanamichi belongs to Inoue Takehiko
Rukawa Kaede belongs to Inoue Takehiko
Legend: Bla bla bla.... - my part of the fic
Bla bla bla...-- Rukawa's part of the fic
Bla bla bla...--Sakuragi's part of the fic
*bla bla bla* -- my comments
^bla bla bla^ -- character/s' actions
***** ***** ***** ***** ***** *****
"Project!" the English teacher said. "Write a fanfic about yourself! You'll have partners from the other class! ^Evil grin^ "
Year 1, class 10 of Shohoku High groaned.
"Rukawa Kaede! Your partner!" he yelled. "Sakuragi Hanamichi!"
Rukawa, who had been sleeping peacefully, woke up. "Work? With that do aho?"
"Don't talk to me like that! I'm your teacher!"
"Do aho!"
"Detention! 1 year!"
"Do aho!"
"Argh. Rukawa! By the way! What your partner writes, you can't erase or change it! Damn kids!"
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So.........
"Alright, fox! Let's get started!" Sakuragi roared.
Rukawa started the fic.
There was such a mxxxxxxxxxxxx idiot whose name was Sakuragi. Basketball was his game. Or so he said. Truth was, he sucked in basketball. But-
Sakuragi didn't like it. He grabbed the pen.
...there was someone who sucked more than he did. Because Sakuragi is a Genius! Nyahahaha! And that sucker is Rukawa Kaede!
Rukawa frowned.
Sakuragi happened to look and act like a monkey. No one was surprised, because his development was so slow. He was one of the official idiots of Shohoku High. He now has the title of Stupidest Guy-
Sakuragi wasn't happy at all.
Rukawa was a wily fox. Monkeys and foxes are natural enemies-
"Truest thing you said, do aho!" Rukawa said. Sakuragi continued his story.
Anyway, foxy Rukawa was hit on the head by Sakuragi! Nyahahaha!
Rukawa frowned again.
But Rukawa wasn't affected. However, Sakuragi's empty head broke apart. Everyone expected to see brains spill out. But only some stinky gases wafted out. He was brainless!!
Sakuragi wrestled the pen away from Rukawa.
But it wasn't Sakuragi's head! It was Rukawa's head!
No! Do aho! It was your head!
It was your head, fox!
It was yours! Nevermind! Anyway, the monkey died. End of story! The end!"
"Argh! I hate you, Rukawa!" Sakuragi yelled.
"The feeling's mutual. Do aho!"
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Their grade? Well..... 80%. I guess they're not as good in writing as they are in basketball. *Sigh* At least they passed.
~OWARI~
Disclaimer: Slam Dunk belongs to Inoue Takehiko
Sakuragi Hanamichi belongs to Inoue Takehiko
Rukawa Kaede belongs to Inoue Takehiko
Legend: Bla bla bla.... - my part of the fic
Bla bla bla...-- Rukawa's part of the fic
Bla bla bla...--Sakuragi's part of the fic
*bla bla bla* -- my comments
^bla bla bla^ -- character/s' actions
***** ***** ***** ***** ***** *****
"Project!" the English teacher said. "Write a fanfic about yourself! You'll have partners from the other class! ^Evil grin^ "
Year 1, class 10 of Shohoku High groaned.
"Rukawa Kaede! Your partner!" he yelled. "Sakuragi Hanamichi!"
Rukawa, who had been sleeping peacefully, woke up. "Work? With that do aho?"
"Don't talk to me like that! I'm your teacher!"
"Do aho!"
"Detention! 1 year!"
"Do aho!"
"Argh. Rukawa! By the way! What your partner writes, you can't erase or change it! Damn kids!"
**********
So.........
"Alright, fox! Let's get started!" Sakuragi roared.
Rukawa started the fic.
There was such a mxxxxxxxxxxxx idiot whose name was Sakuragi. Basketball was his game. Or so he said. Truth was, he sucked in basketball. But-
Sakuragi didn't like it. He grabbed the pen.
...there was someone who sucked more than he did. Because Sakuragi is a Genius! Nyahahaha! And that sucker is Rukawa Kaede!
Rukawa frowned.
Sakuragi happened to look and act like a monkey. No one was surprised, because his development was so slow. He was one of the official idiots of Shohoku High. He now has the title of Stupidest Guy-
Sakuragi wasn't happy at all.
Rukawa was a wily fox. Monkeys and foxes are natural enemies-
"Truest thing you said, do aho!" Rukawa said. Sakuragi continued his story.
Anyway, foxy Rukawa was hit on the head by Sakuragi! Nyahahaha!
Rukawa frowned again.
But Rukawa wasn't affected. However, Sakuragi's empty head broke apart. Everyone expected to see brains spill out. But only some stinky gases wafted out. He was brainless!!
Sakuragi wrestled the pen away from Rukawa.
But it wasn't Sakuragi's head! It was Rukawa's head!
No! Do aho! It was your head!
It was your head, fox!
It was yours! Nevermind! Anyway, the monkey died. End of story! The end!"
"Argh! I hate you, Rukawa!" Sakuragi yelled.
"The feeling's mutual. Do aho!"
**********
Their grade? Well..... 80%. I guess they're not as good in writing as they are in basketball. *Sigh* At least they passed.
~OWARI~