Bishounen Studios Presents...
YGO Fanfiction Theories Part 2
by Kristi and the reluctant Scott
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Mai
1. Is a porn star
2. Answers to the sound of iced tea being stirred
3. Refuses to say the word "Green"
Bandit Keith
1. Is not a bandit... or a Keith
2. Introduces himself by playing the Kazoo
3. Is secretly in love with Yugi's mom
4. ... who is a potato
5. Smells like salad.
6. Makes squeaky sounds when he walks
7. rides a pink tricycle
Malik
1. Is evil........
2. does the Chicken Dance
3. has -never- picked his nose.
4. licks meat. Doesn't bite into it.
5. got the cool shoe shine
Blue Eyes White Dragon
1. prefers to be called "Santa Claus"
2. Meditates daily
3. drinks tea with Pinky and the Brain
4. Isn't really a dragon
5. ... is in fact a dinosaur
6. is a vegetarian
7. ... who eats meat
Dark Magician
1. Doesn't like you
2. ... or your mama
3. ... or potatoes
4. ... Only likes Yugi
5. ... and "Santa Claus"
6. is in fact british
7. enjoys burning kittens
Celtic Guardian
1. Is not Celtic at all
2. ... is from California
3. Burps alot
4. ... finds it funny
5. he is a skater boy, he said see ya later boy
Flame Swordsman
1. Is a three time World Macarena Champion
2. fights for his right to party
3. is an avid yaoi reader
4. ... his favorite couple is Joey/Yugi (ehhh)
Red Eyes Black Dragon
1. wants to become a monk, no da
2. feels the burn
3. is hooked on phonics
4. 's favorite anime is Slayers
5. ...because Shabrinigdo is hot
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Scott: That's all for now.
Kristi: Next we shall try to write a fanfic using EVERY SINGLE ONE of these theories
Scott: and also look out for the BishieRap
Kristi: Coming soon from Bishounen Studios
Scott: Oh and thanks for all the reviews... I didn't expect so many good ones.