Life is a merry go round of surprises
By Maddy
Chapter 4
A/n It's only been a week, that's good considering I'm back at school and all!
"My point exactly."
That was nice.
Then this old guy spoke up, I hadn't noticed him before "Harry, would you mind taking this to Severus, Professor Snape to you."
"Yes Professor Dumbledore." Answered Harry begrudgingly. I don't think Harry likes this Severus man, I've never seen Harry's face look so sour, well apart from when he looks at us but that's expected.
"I won't tell you not to read that, because you wouldn't have any way. Though now I've told you now not to…any one for a lemon drop?" he asked suddenly. I grinned, sweets were my down fall, that's were Dudley must have gotten it from.
"No? Then we must get on with business. Petunia, you are a witch accept it or not you have to use these powers for the better, for Harry."
"I won't hear of this! My wife is not, she is not some kind of toy you can fix and then play around with."
I turned to Vernon he smiled at me smarmily "Vernon," I put on a really sickly sweet voice. "Would you be a petal and-" not going to lose temper "get a the kettle, you know the one we use for tea? Then could you repeatedly hit yourself over the head with it, I'd be most obliged."
He glanced at me in horror, "are you going to sit there all day or what?" earth planet to dumbo land "are you in the land of the flying elephants?"
Vernon glared at every one else in the room and then got up "I'm going to play golf, Dudley you can be my caddie."
"I always thought it was land of the fairy's. Have I gotten the wrong phrase?" Ah an intellectual, though does not knowing a praise count you as stupid?
"No. Vernon was being Dumb. Then there is a film called Dumbo the flying elephant."
"So you were insinuating that your husband is erm… dumb."
"Whole in one." I then started laughing, for no reason. I left the room and came back with the kettle and 5 mugs.
"You're not going to hit us with that are you?" Asked the intellectual.
"No. Who wants peppermint tea and who wants earl gray?" Why are they staring at me?
"Has the magical world lead you to believe muggles have no manners or something?"
"I'll have peppermint." Answered Miss Figg
I started pouring from the kettle. "Now, you were saying was a witch? To protect Harry?"
"Yes to help protect Harry-"
"From Voldewarts or what ever his name is. But I thought he was unbeatable, only Harry conquered him, but he didn't kill him he was sprit of some sort is Romania or some where there about."
"How do you know about that?" burst Sirius
"I was sent letters you know. By owl post or what ever Lily called it. It was a beautiful bird, very regal looking with dark brown feathers, very different from Harry's Snowy owl."
"You actually read them?" asked Mrs Figg.
"Of course I did. It would have been a waste of parchment and ink. I've still got them in a shoe box in the attic some where, with the blanket Harry was wrapped in along with the letter you gave us with him, it's a bit scorched though, Vernon threw it in the fire but I managed to get it out so it's not completely ruined." I'm rambling.
"But the reason we're here is because we said we made you a witch."
"Yeah."
"Well you see Mrs Dursley we didn't. You have always been a witch."
A/n dun dun duh! Yep she has always been a witch, all we have to do it find out why she didn't got to Hogwarts, I'll have to sort that out in more detail.
besnaped: see it is natural magic, they can't just go around giving it out can they! Other wise every one would. I hope you managed to read the story I sent you by email hope you got it
Usa Yui and Usa Kou: I have updated soon. Yay!
Hannah Abby: I had to chose my options last year as well- I'm from the UK to (London)
Maddy :)