Here's MORE! Disclaimer: You know the routine. yada yada ya. and all that
good stuff!
Who should we start with. hhmm. how about-
Dumbledore: I give up, Harry. Voldemort can have you.
McGonagall: I need a trip! How about. Hawaii! I've always wanted to try on one of those Coconut Bra's! (Sickening, yes. Reality, thank god lets hope not!)
Fred: You know what Harry? I'm starting to feel bad about pulling pranks on all those innocent people.
George: Yeah, me too Fred. It hurts sometimes, you know? I mean, what's the point in wasting all that valuable time. when we could be studying for N.E.W.T.'s like mum's always wanted us to?
Fred: I agree! Come on, George. Let's go ask Percy to help us with our studies! (AAHH!! That would be horrible if Fred and George suddenly became smart alecks!)
Hagrid: I broke up with 'adame Maxi'e, She jus' wasn' my type. (She's like, the only of his type!)
Dumbledore: Oh for god sakes, Sybill. Just shut the hell up! Who really gives a damn if Harry or Ron were the first to stand up from the table?! Ooohh no!! We're ALL GONNA DIE!! *Gives Trewlaney a sarcastic look. *
Trewlaney (starts bawling): YOU'RE RIGHT! I AM A FRAUD! I ADMIT IT!! I JUST KNEW THE DARK LORD WAS GOING TO DIE BECAUSE-BECAUSE I HELPED PETTIGREW GET OUT OF HERE! DON'T YOU SEE?! I'M A DEATHEATER! (She suddenly calms down and looks at Harry.) AND I'M GOING TO FINALLY KILL HARRY POTTER!!! (suddenly, She launches at him, but trips over a crystal ball that was placed on the floor.)
Ron: Tricked by her own magic. Huh. Stupid witch.
Ginny: Harry, why don't you pay attention to ME?! Cho doesn't even LIKE you! Come on! *waves hand frantically at Harry* OVER HERE!! Cute little Redhead MADLY IN LOVE WITH YOU!! HELLO?!!!
Charlie Weasley: I have lost my appeal for Dragons. I am now more interested in Pixies and their development!! It's loads of interesting facts!! Real fun!
~I'll post more!! Honest!! I'll make some more funny ones! It just takes time!!~
Who should we start with. hhmm. how about-
Dumbledore: I give up, Harry. Voldemort can have you.
McGonagall: I need a trip! How about. Hawaii! I've always wanted to try on one of those Coconut Bra's! (Sickening, yes. Reality, thank god lets hope not!)
Fred: You know what Harry? I'm starting to feel bad about pulling pranks on all those innocent people.
George: Yeah, me too Fred. It hurts sometimes, you know? I mean, what's the point in wasting all that valuable time. when we could be studying for N.E.W.T.'s like mum's always wanted us to?
Fred: I agree! Come on, George. Let's go ask Percy to help us with our studies! (AAHH!! That would be horrible if Fred and George suddenly became smart alecks!)
Hagrid: I broke up with 'adame Maxi'e, She jus' wasn' my type. (She's like, the only of his type!)
Dumbledore: Oh for god sakes, Sybill. Just shut the hell up! Who really gives a damn if Harry or Ron were the first to stand up from the table?! Ooohh no!! We're ALL GONNA DIE!! *Gives Trewlaney a sarcastic look. *
Trewlaney (starts bawling): YOU'RE RIGHT! I AM A FRAUD! I ADMIT IT!! I JUST KNEW THE DARK LORD WAS GOING TO DIE BECAUSE-BECAUSE I HELPED PETTIGREW GET OUT OF HERE! DON'T YOU SEE?! I'M A DEATHEATER! (She suddenly calms down and looks at Harry.) AND I'M GOING TO FINALLY KILL HARRY POTTER!!! (suddenly, She launches at him, but trips over a crystal ball that was placed on the floor.)
Ron: Tricked by her own magic. Huh. Stupid witch.
Ginny: Harry, why don't you pay attention to ME?! Cho doesn't even LIKE you! Come on! *waves hand frantically at Harry* OVER HERE!! Cute little Redhead MADLY IN LOVE WITH YOU!! HELLO?!!!
Charlie Weasley: I have lost my appeal for Dragons. I am now more interested in Pixies and their development!! It's loads of interesting facts!! Real fun!
~I'll post more!! Honest!! I'll make some more funny ones! It just takes time!!~