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And on with the show folks...
"Ouch my head. Oh the pain. It hurts so much. I wish this incesant pain would stop," I mutter as my eyes open. I close them agian. "Ouch sunlight...too bright." I open my eyes agian, "What? Where am I? Where is this?" My next reply is "wow this place looks oddly familiar!" I begin to scrape myself off the ground and stand up. As I stand up I turn around and memorize the landscape. I scream as I realize where I am. A twig snaps behind me.
Elsewhere
A man looks up in the sky and states, "The book has been opened no da." The flame haired man beside him looks up in the sky and stare at the blue haired man as if he is crazy. Chichiri sweatdrops.
"Oh Obake-chan and Miaka are back. I wonder why, we are having no problems in Konan." states Tasuki.
"It is not Miaka no da! It is someone else. I do not feel Miaka's aura na no da."
"But it makes no sence all the girls who have came here have allready became priestesses and called the Gods." replied the confused bandit.
"A wind from the east no da. Trouble is brewing. It's time to collect the seishi no da. A new danger is striking na no da. I will got see TaiaItsukun and ask her what she sees in this no da. Tasuki no da, watch out for her. She's coming your way. When she gets her na no da detain her until I get back no da." stated the Chichiri as he jumped in his kasa. A faint da was heard and it dissappeared.
Two miles away
Another limb cracked, but ths time it wasn't a twwip. Who in the hell do you work for and why are you stalking me?" yelled an angry Sora. She let her grip slack for a moment, and the man took this oppurtunity to make a run for it. "Hey, where do you think your going. "Wait come back here." I started running, but he was fast. "Where did he go?" I state outloud. The world once agian goes black as something hits the back of my head.
"Who is she? Her clothing is very pequiliar? Maybe we should dispose of her." replies a bandit.
"No the boss wouldn't like that. We should take her o the boss." states another bandit.
A While later...
"What the hell. You stupid @#$@$!%$#&%^* @$$ idiot. You are supposed to inform me everytime something important happens." yelled Tasuki. "At least tell me where in the hell you put this strange @$$ girl." As the bandits showed Tasuki where the girl was they passes a rather angry, nine month pregnant, Tokoro (Koji's wife). Tokoro was busy screaming profanities at Koji, who was walking behind her begging forgiveness for something he had either done or not done to upset his wife.
Tokoro stopped for a moment and put her fist near Tasuki's face. "And you Tasuki. You should no better...kidnapping a poor inoccent girl... Oh! wait until your wife finds out. She will kill you if I don't kill you first!" screamed an angry Tokoro heading for her own personal rooms.
"Koji briefly stopped and commented to Tasuki "I think she's in labour and we are expecting tiwns!" He stopped talking and ran to catch up with his wife.
Tokoro spun around and began walking backwards as she yelled at Koji. "It's your damn fault that I am pregnant! I am too old to be having kids. And once this is done with I am going to kill you with slow chinese water torture while peeling your skin away from you while you are still CONSCIOUS!
"Sorry Tokoro, sorry, sorry, sorry. You know I would do anything to lesson your pain." yelled a harrassed looking Koji.
"How about not getting me pregnant! yelled Tokoro as she went around the corner. There voices slowly began to recede.
Tasuki shrugged his sholders and kicked the younger bandit to hurry him up to where the prisioner lay.
And on with the show folks...
"Ouch my head. Oh the pain. It hurts so much. I wish this incesant pain would stop," I mutter as my eyes open. I close them agian. "Ouch sunlight...too bright." I open my eyes agian, "What? Where am I? Where is this?" My next reply is "wow this place looks oddly familiar!" I begin to scrape myself off the ground and stand up. As I stand up I turn around and memorize the landscape. I scream as I realize where I am. A twig snaps behind me.
Elsewhere
A man looks up in the sky and states, "The book has been opened no da." The flame haired man beside him looks up in the sky and stare at the blue haired man as if he is crazy. Chichiri sweatdrops.
"Oh Obake-chan and Miaka are back. I wonder why, we are having no problems in Konan." states Tasuki.
"It is not Miaka no da! It is someone else. I do not feel Miaka's aura na no da."
"But it makes no sence all the girls who have came here have allready became priestesses and called the Gods." replied the confused bandit.
"A wind from the east no da. Trouble is brewing. It's time to collect the seishi no da. A new danger is striking na no da. I will got see TaiaItsukun and ask her what she sees in this no da. Tasuki no da, watch out for her. She's coming your way. When she gets her na no da detain her until I get back no da." stated the Chichiri as he jumped in his kasa. A faint da was heard and it dissappeared.
Two miles away
Another limb cracked, but ths time it wasn't a twwip. Who in the hell do you work for and why are you stalking me?" yelled an angry Sora. She let her grip slack for a moment, and the man took this oppurtunity to make a run for it. "Hey, where do you think your going. "Wait come back here." I started running, but he was fast. "Where did he go?" I state outloud. The world once agian goes black as something hits the back of my head.
"Who is she? Her clothing is very pequiliar? Maybe we should dispose of her." replies a bandit.
"No the boss wouldn't like that. We should take her o the boss." states another bandit.
A While later...
"What the hell. You stupid @#$@$!%$#&%^* @$$ idiot. You are supposed to inform me everytime something important happens." yelled Tasuki. "At least tell me where in the hell you put this strange @$$ girl." As the bandits showed Tasuki where the girl was they passes a rather angry, nine month pregnant, Tokoro (Koji's wife). Tokoro was busy screaming profanities at Koji, who was walking behind her begging forgiveness for something he had either done or not done to upset his wife.
Tokoro stopped for a moment and put her fist near Tasuki's face. "And you Tasuki. You should no better...kidnapping a poor inoccent girl... Oh! wait until your wife finds out. She will kill you if I don't kill you first!" screamed an angry Tokoro heading for her own personal rooms.
"Koji briefly stopped and commented to Tasuki "I think she's in labour and we are expecting tiwns!" He stopped talking and ran to catch up with his wife.
Tokoro spun around and began walking backwards as she yelled at Koji. "It's your damn fault that I am pregnant! I am too old to be having kids. And once this is done with I am going to kill you with slow chinese water torture while peeling your skin away from you while you are still CONSCIOUS!
"Sorry Tokoro, sorry, sorry, sorry. You know I would do anything to lesson your pain." yelled a harrassed looking Koji.
"How about not getting me pregnant! yelled Tokoro as she went around the corner. There voices slowly began to recede.
Tasuki shrugged his sholders and kicked the younger bandit to hurry him up to where the prisioner lay.