GoT: I've found a song about vampire whores! Guess who i'm going to make sing now!? Go on, guess!?
Umah: Oh dear dark gods! (tries to run away but Guardian uses her author powers and makes a cage drop on top of her) ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! LEME GO!!!!
GoT: I'll let you go after you finish singing
Umah: Fine!
Kain: (looks interested at the prospect at Umah singing a song about concubines. And that's an understatement)
~*~
Umah: If you want to know how
To fly high, then go now
To the place where all the concubines....
Meet and converse with them
Marvel at their pale skin
Wonder how they chew on their pointy....
Teeth and hair are beauty
They know it's their duty
To be countess in their hearts and their....
Minds that have to whisper
See in them a sister
Look into their eyes and you'll be a
Transylvanian Concubine
You know what flows here like wine
Sorrow is their master
Cackling with laughter
Now he's having just one piece of....
Cakey is their make up
Catholics try to shake up
All the things that form their lives, but they're....
Dead, their sighs, their songs
They know what they do is wrong
Stay here with us
it's just time
Transylvanian Concubine
Candelabra's lighted
Satan has been sighted
Never has there been an evening like....
This is what they wanted
Always to feel hunted
You can never be too rich or too....
Thin, the blood has run out
Fangs ruin any cute pout
Morning has come now they've flown
What have you learned from what has been shown?
~*~
Umah: Can I go now?
GoT: Okay (lifts the cage)
Kain: (looks a little turned on by Umah's little ditty. He swing her over his shoulder and carries her off to a bedroom and locks the door)
GoT: Umm, right. Okay then.
Umah: Oh dear dark gods! (tries to run away but Guardian uses her author powers and makes a cage drop on top of her) ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! LEME GO!!!!
GoT: I'll let you go after you finish singing
Umah: Fine!
Kain: (looks interested at the prospect at Umah singing a song about concubines. And that's an understatement)
~*~
Umah: If you want to know how
To fly high, then go now
To the place where all the concubines....
Meet and converse with them
Marvel at their pale skin
Wonder how they chew on their pointy....
Teeth and hair are beauty
They know it's their duty
To be countess in their hearts and their....
Minds that have to whisper
See in them a sister
Look into their eyes and you'll be a
Transylvanian Concubine
You know what flows here like wine
Sorrow is their master
Cackling with laughter
Now he's having just one piece of....
Cakey is their make up
Catholics try to shake up
All the things that form their lives, but they're....
Dead, their sighs, their songs
They know what they do is wrong
Stay here with us
it's just time
Transylvanian Concubine
Candelabra's lighted
Satan has been sighted
Never has there been an evening like....
This is what they wanted
Always to feel hunted
You can never be too rich or too....
Thin, the blood has run out
Fangs ruin any cute pout
Morning has come now they've flown
What have you learned from what has been shown?
~*~
Umah: Can I go now?
GoT: Okay (lifts the cage)
Kain: (looks a little turned on by Umah's little ditty. He swing her over his shoulder and carries her off to a bedroom and locks the door)
GoT: Umm, right. Okay then.