~ 103 TOW Joey and Rachel Get Caught ~
(Joey and Rachel are making out on the couch. Jenny starts to cry.)
Joey: Damn it. Every time we kiss she starts to cry.
Rachel: I know. We had not had sex in 36 hours.
Joey: Hey I the guy. I suppose to keep track of the time. And I thought it was 28 hours?
Rachel: Where we did some things then, but no intercourse.
(They stop talking for a few seconds.)
Joey: Should one of us go check on her?
(Joey, Rachel, and Jenny are walking up to Ross's house.)
Joey: Good they are home. (Knocks on the door. Ross answers.)
Ross: Hey. What you guys doing here at 8:00 at night.
Rachel: Good news Ross. You get Jenny a night early.
Ross: Oh great. (Takes Jenny.) Come on girl. Let's get you to bed.
(Joey and Rachel get back in the car.)
Joey: Finally we are alone.
Rachel: I know. (They start making out.)
(Rachel and Joey are asleep in the back seat of their car. They have a small blanket over them.)
Joey: (Wakes up.) Hey where the hell are we.
Rachel: (Wakes up too.) I do not. We are inside the car in their driveway.
Joey: Let get the hell out of here before we get.(Looks up and sees Ben standing there.) caught.
~ Opening Credits ~
(Rachel and Joey are sitting on the couch in Ross's living room. Ross is screaming at them.)
Ross: How stupid can you two be? I mean you cannot wait to you guys got home?
Rachel: We are so sorry Ross. It just we could not control ourselves.
Joey: Yeah. We almost went 37 hours with not having sex.
Ross: So you guys do it in our driveway? And poor Ben saw you guys naked.
Rachel: We would not have if Joey did not remove the blanket.
Joey: Sorry but I was a little stuffy.
Ross: Well Carol is in there trying to explain what he saw.
Joey: Oh just show him a Playboy.
Rachel: Honey I think it time for us to go home.
Joey: Ok.
(Joey and Rachel leave. Carol and Ben walk in the room.)
Carol: So I explain to Ben that in some cases it a man and woman who have fun naked.
Ben: I mean I caught Mom and Susan tons of times.
Ross: So what do you guys want to do today?
Ben: Let's go to the Zoo.
Carol: Cool. We can take Jenny to the Zoo.
(Rachel and Joey are sleeping in their bed. The phone rings. Joey picks it up.)
Joey: Hello. Oh hi Chandler. No, no we was just trying to sleep. No we really are sleeping this time.
(Rachel wakes up.)
Rachel: Who the hell is it?
Joey: (To Rachel.) Chandler. He seems upset about something?
Rachel: Why is he upset?
Joey: I do not know? (Back into the Phone.) Why do you sound upset dude? Sarah broke up with you dude. I'm so sorry Chandler.
Rachel: Oh my god.
Joey: Yeah I wish I were there to so we can go to the strip. (Looks at Rachel.) Thing. But I have an idea. Maybe we should chat on the computer. Ok bye.
Rachel: Good idea. Maybe I can get some sleep.
(Ross, Ben, Jessie, Carol, and Jenny are at the Zoo.)
Ross: So what do you guys want to look at first?
Ben: The Lions.
Ross: (Looks afraid.) Lions? (Reads a map.) The Lions are way on the other side of the Zoo. Lets start with the apes. They right over here. (Points to his right.)
Carol: Oh that right. You have a fear of lions.
Ross: I do not.
Jessie: Then why are you sweating?
Ross: It is hot. Ok lets get going. (Ross starts pushing Jenny in the stroller to the left.)
(Joey is in Rachel's office on the computer. He has a big small on his face when Rachel comes in.)
Joey: Oh hi honey. (Puts his arm over the computer.)
Rachel: You do not think I know you looking up porn.
Joey: And chatting with Chandler.
Rachel: Here let chat with him for a minute. (Rachel sits on Joey lap.) May look at here there. (Points at the screen.) Do you think I can get in the position?
Joey: I'm not sure. We can try later if you like.
Rachel: (Typing.) I'm asking him how Monica is doing.
Joey: Oh she is having a baby boy.
Rachel: What? How do you know this?
Joey: She called a couple weeks ago and I ask how healthy the baby is. She said he was eight months and doing fine.
Rachel: You knew the sex of Monica baby for a couple of weeks and did not tell me.
Joey: Yeah. I like knowing stuff no one else does.
Rachel: (Smacks him aside the head.) Well you tell me everything because I'm your wife.
Joey: (Scared.) I was the one who ruin the rug with the grape juice, not Jenny.
Rachel: Why would you not tell me that? I'm not Monica. You mean my favorite rug in the living room?
Joey: Ok for now on I tell you everything. (They kiss.) And by the way you know that vase.
(Carol, Ben, Jenny, Ross, and Jessie are looking at Tigers.)
Ross: Man who knew that tigers burp that loud?
Carol: Well when you eat so much deer meat?
Jessie: Deer meat? Why would they feed them that?
Carol: I guest they hate cow.
Ross: Ok that all the animals. Lets go home.
Ben: What. We have not been to the Lions let.
Ross: But Tigers are Lions cousins.
Carol: Chicken.
Ross: What was that?
Jenny: Chicken.
Ross: (Upset.) Ok lets go see the lions.
(They are walk into the lion area. Everyone goes to and leans against the bars expect Ross who is standing back with Jenny in her stroller.)
Ben: Wow the look so big.
Carol: Are you just going to stand way back there Ross?
Ross: Yeah, Jenny seems afraid of them. (Jenny is sleeping in the stroller.)
Jessie: She is sleeping. Here let me see her and you walk up there.
(Jessie talks hold of the stroller and gives Ross a push towards the lions.)
Ross: (Waves at one of them.) Hi there.
(The Lion roars. They all start running.)
(Joey and Rachel are in the back yawn of Ross and Jessie's house. Joey takes the key from underneath the mat.)
Rachel: I cannot believe you then that. Now we have to break in and fix it.
Joey: You know we would not have to do this if you did not wanted we to keep no more secrets.
(They walk inside the backdoor and into the kitchen.)
Joey: I hope it not too late. (He opens the freezer and pulls at a book.)
Rachel: Oh Ross is going to kill you. That was the only copy he had of the book he wrote.
Joey: Man. (He sits down at the table.)
Rachel: Why did you put the book in the freezer?
Joey: Because it was so boring.
Rachel: I know it is but. (Rachel stops and stares the couch.) Hey their couch will be perfect to do that thing we was looking at earlier.
Joey: (Smiles, Rachel starts walking into the living.) Yes it good to be a sex machine.
(Carol, Ben, Jessie, and Jenny in the stroller come in the house.)
Carol: Oh my god. (Covers Ben's eyes.)
Joey: (From the living room.) Sorry.
Jessie: Ross get in here! Ross! Where the hell is Ross?
(Ross is still standing in front the lion's cage at the zoo.)
Ross: Hey you guys are not that tuff.
(Ross starts to walk away. The Lion roars. He starts running.)
The End ~ 103 TOW Joey and Rachel Get Caught ~
(Joey and Rachel are making out on the couch. Jenny starts to cry.)
Joey: Damn it. Every time we kiss she starts to cry.
Rachel: I know. We had not had sex in 36 hours.
Joey: Hey I the guy. I suppose to keep track of the time. And I thought it was 28 hours?
Rachel: Where we did some things then, but no intercourse.
(They stop talking for a few seconds.)
Joey: Should one of us go check on her?
(Joey, Rachel, and Jenny are walking up to Ross's house.)
Joey: Good they are home. (Knocks on the door. Ross answers.)
Ross: Hey. What you guys doing here at 8:00 at night.
Rachel: Good news Ross. You get Jenny a night early.
Ross: Oh great. (Takes Jenny.) Come on girl. Let's get you to bed.
(Joey and Rachel get back in the car.)
Joey: Finally we are alone.
Rachel: I know. (They start making out.)
(Rachel and Joey are asleep in the back seat of their car. They have a small blanket over them.)
Joey: (Wakes up.) Hey where the hell are we.
Rachel: (Wakes up too.) I do not. We are inside the car in their driveway.
Joey: Let get the hell out of here before we get.(Looks up and sees Ben standing there.) caught.
~ Opening Credits ~
(Rachel and Joey are sitting on the couch in Ross's living room. Ross is screaming at them.)
Ross: How stupid can you two be? I mean you cannot wait to you guys got home?
Rachel: We are so sorry Ross. It just we could not control ourselves.
Joey: Yeah. We almost went 37 hours with not having sex.
Ross: So you guys do it in our driveway? And poor Ben saw you guys naked.
Rachel: We would not have if Joey did not remove the blanket.
Joey: Sorry but I was a little stuffy.
Ross: Well Carol is in there trying to explain what he saw.
Joey: Oh just show him a Playboy.
Rachel: Honey I think it time for us to go home.
Joey: Ok.
(Joey and Rachel leave. Carol and Ben walk in the room.)
Carol: So I explain to Ben that in some cases it a man and woman who have fun naked.
Ben: I mean I caught Mom and Susan tons of times.
Ross: So what do you guys want to do today?
Ben: Let's go to the Zoo.
Carol: Cool. We can take Jenny to the Zoo.
(Rachel and Joey are sleeping in their bed. The phone rings. Joey picks it up.)
Joey: Hello. Oh hi Chandler. No, no we was just trying to sleep. No we really are sleeping this time.
(Rachel wakes up.)
Rachel: Who the hell is it?
Joey: (To Rachel.) Chandler. He seems upset about something?
Rachel: Why is he upset?
Joey: I do not know? (Back into the Phone.) Why do you sound upset dude? Sarah broke up with you dude. I'm so sorry Chandler.
Rachel: Oh my god.
Joey: Yeah I wish I were there to so we can go to the strip. (Looks at Rachel.) Thing. But I have an idea. Maybe we should chat on the computer. Ok bye.
Rachel: Good idea. Maybe I can get some sleep.
(Ross, Ben, Jessie, Carol, and Jenny are at the Zoo.)
Ross: So what do you guys want to look at first?
Ben: The Lions.
Ross: (Looks afraid.) Lions? (Reads a map.) The Lions are way on the other side of the Zoo. Lets start with the apes. They right over here. (Points to his right.)
Carol: Oh that right. You have a fear of lions.
Ross: I do not.
Jessie: Then why are you sweating?
Ross: It is hot. Ok lets get going. (Ross starts pushing Jenny in the stroller to the left.)
(Joey is in Rachel's office on the computer. He has a big small on his face when Rachel comes in.)
Joey: Oh hi honey. (Puts his arm over the computer.)
Rachel: You do not think I know you looking up porn.
Joey: And chatting with Chandler.
Rachel: Here let chat with him for a minute. (Rachel sits on Joey lap.) May look at here there. (Points at the screen.) Do you think I can get in the position?
Joey: I'm not sure. We can try later if you like.
Rachel: (Typing.) I'm asking him how Monica is doing.
Joey: Oh she is having a baby boy.
Rachel: What? How do you know this?
Joey: She called a couple weeks ago and I ask how healthy the baby is. She said he was eight months and doing fine.
Rachel: You knew the sex of Monica baby for a couple of weeks and did not tell me.
Joey: Yeah. I like knowing stuff no one else does.
Rachel: (Smacks him aside the head.) Well you tell me everything because I'm your wife.
Joey: (Scared.) I was the one who ruin the rug with the grape juice, not Jenny.
Rachel: Why would you not tell me that? I'm not Monica. You mean my favorite rug in the living room?
Joey: Ok for now on I tell you everything. (They kiss.) And by the way you know that vase.
(Carol, Ben, Jenny, Ross, and Jessie are looking at Tigers.)
Ross: Man who knew that tigers burp that loud?
Carol: Well when you eat so much deer meat?
Jessie: Deer meat? Why would they feed them that?
Carol: I guest they hate cow.
Ross: Ok that all the animals. Lets go home.
Ben: What. We have not been to the Lions let.
Ross: But Tigers are Lions cousins.
Carol: Chicken.
Ross: What was that?
Jenny: Chicken.
Ross: (Upset.) Ok lets go see the lions.
(They are walk into the lion area. Everyone goes to and leans against the bars expect Ross who is standing back with Jenny in her stroller.)
Ben: Wow the look so big.
Carol: Are you just going to stand way back there Ross?
Ross: Yeah, Jenny seems afraid of them. (Jenny is sleeping in the stroller.)
Jessie: She is sleeping. Here let me see her and you walk up there.
(Jessie talks hold of the stroller and gives Ross a push towards the lions.)
Ross: (Waves at one of them.) Hi there.
(The Lion roars. They all start running.)
(Joey and Rachel are in the back yawn of Ross and Jessie's house. Joey takes the key from underneath the mat.)
Rachel: I cannot believe you then that. Now we have to break in and fix it.
Joey: You know we would not have to do this if you did not wanted we to keep no more secrets.
(They walk inside the backdoor and into the kitchen.)
Joey: I hope it not too late. (He opens the freezer and pulls at a book.)
Rachel: Oh Ross is going to kill you. That was the only copy he had of the book he wrote.
Joey: Man. (He sits down at the table.)
Rachel: Why did you put the book in the freezer?
Joey: Because it was so boring.
Rachel: I know it is but. (Rachel stops and stares the couch.) Hey their couch will be perfect to do that thing we was looking at earlier.
Joey: (Smiles, Rachel starts walking into the living.) Yes it good to be a sex machine.
(Carol, Ben, Jessie, and Jenny in the stroller come in the house.)
Carol: Oh my god. (Covers Ben's eyes.)
Joey: (From the living room.) Sorry.
Jessie: Ross get in here! Ross! Where the hell is Ross?
(Ross is still standing in front the lion's cage at the zoo.)
Ross: Hey you guys are not that tuff.
(Ross starts to walk away. The Lion roars. He starts running.)
The End ~ 103 TOW Joey and Rachel Get Caught ~