~ 104 TOW All The Fighting ~
(Everyone is sitting around watching TV.)
Jessie: Wow that girl TV Chandler is trying to break up is annoying as hell.
Ross: That TV Janice.
Rachel: Yeah. Hey was that the night that you taught me how to do.. (Turn to Joey) You kiss her didn't you?
Joey: No. Hey lets watch something else.
Rachel: Joey I want the truth. Remember no more secrets.
Joey: She kissed me.
Rachel: You had to know it was coming? It was in the script right?
Joey: Yes, but it just a job.
Rachel: Well I just might start doing just a job at my work.
Joey: That does not make any. (Gets it.) Oh no.
Carol: Hey Ben lets go into kitchen. We fined a reason why when we get in there.
(Carol and Ben leave the living room.)
Jessie: Man they really are upset at each other. It would be like if you told me Carol and Ben are going to be living here longer than next week.
Ross: Ok so we do not need to have that talk.
~ Opening Credits ~
(Joey and Rachel's house. Rachel walks out of Jenny's room. Joey is in the hallway.)
Joey: I'm going to hang out in the basement for a little while.
Rachel: Ok. I will go get some work done in my office.
(They both start to walk down the stairs but they both stop.)
Joey: Look this is stupid. I do not even like kissing her.
Rachel: I know. (They kiss.) I would live to continue this but I have my work.
Joey: What you doing?
Rachel: Oh you do not what to hear about it.
Joey: Yes I do.
Rachel: Ok but promise me you will not freak out.
Joey: Of course not.
Rachel: I'm reviewing photos of under ware models.
Joey: Really? (Gets Happy.) Can I help you?
Rachel: Guy under ware models.
Joey: What?
(Jessie and Ross are fighting in their bedroom.)
Jessie: Ross why are they staying here longer?
Ross: The apartment is not ready let.
Jessie: Well how much longer?
Ross: two maybe three weeks.
Jessie: Two or Three weeks? They were supposed to be out by Friday.
Ross: I know but they found lead paint on the walls and have to repaint it.
Jessie: Oh. I sorry I scream at you.
Ross: That ok.
(They start to kiss when Ben and Carol walk in.)
Carol: Tell you son he cannot have a dog.
Ben: But I get to have not fan pets. Just goldfishes and they die in days.
Carol: Ben I do not like dogs. They always ate my cats. And we cannot have cats because they also got ate by dogs.
Ross: Maybe you can have a dog that stays over here.
(Jessie walks away upset.)
Ross: What did I say?
(Ross, Rachel, and Jenny are in a doctor's office.)
Ross: I do not know what the big deal is about a little dog.
Rachel: Joey is the king of porn. So why would he care?
Ross: I can see a different between work and pleasure.
Rachel: So I should act like I enjoy looking at hot guys. (Realize what she just said.) I enjoy looking at hot guys.
Ross: There you go.
Rachel: I mean I use to check out hot guys all the time when I dated you and you never seem to mine.
Ross: See it no. What?
(The Nurse walks into the waiting room.)
Nurse: Ok. Jennifer Geller-Tribbiani.
(Joey is on the phone.)
Joey: Well Pheebes that is too bad. (He slams the phone door. There is a knock on the door.) Who is it?
Jessie: It Jessie.
Joey: Oh come on in. (Jessie walks in.) I sorry if I sound upset but it Phoebe. All I did was sent her joke e-mail about how to treat women like you slaves in bed and she gets upset.
Jessie: Well you would not believe what Ross what's to do. Get a dog for Ben.
Joey: That nothing. Rachel gets to interview under ware models all day long (Jessie gets him a weird look.) Male ones.
Jessie: Oh. I say we go wait over at my house to they come home and chew them out together.
Joey: That sounds like a plan.
(They storm out of the house. Joey comes back in.)
Joey: I need to check on my roast real quick.
(Carol, Ben, Joey, and Jessie are sitting around Ross's house when Ross and Rachel walk in with Jenny.)
Ross: Jessie we need to talk.
Rachel: Same thing for us Joey.
Joey: Good.
Jessie: Lets go.
Carol: I better take Jenny. (Takes Jenny from Rachel.)
(Ross and Jessie are in the kitchen.)
Ross: Listen if my son wants a dog I'm going to get him a dog.
Jessie: But Ross a dog is hassle to have around. They smell.
Ross: I know that.
Jessie: They pee and crap everywhere.
Ross: I know.
Jessie: So why do you want a dog. You do not sound like you will want it around. And Ben will not be over here are the timed when they move. Unless you thinking getting a dog will force them to stay.
Ross: Maybe a little. It just I like having Ben living with me all the time.
Jessie: (Touches his cheek.) I know you do. But hey they are going to live in the same city.
Ross: Yeah that is true. No more of this stupid fighting.
(Rachel and Joey are in a upstairs bedroom screaming.)
Rachel: I cannot believe you so jealous. Why don't you go sleep with the copy shop girl already and get it over with.
Joey: What. You would think I would sleep with someone else.
Rachel: (Starts crying.) Is it that what your men do? I mean that what Ross did.
Joey: First off Ross is not a man. Second I would never do that. I the type that will just beat the dude up.
Rachel: (Starts laughing.) Really?
Joey: Yeah. Hey I should no be upset. It is just a job. Just like my job requires me to kiss someone else on screen.
Rachel: So we can stop fighting.
Joey: Ok.
(Joey, Rachel, and Jenny are eating dinner at their home.)
Rachel: How did you get your roast so juice.
Joey: I add a little of Jenny's milk when cooking it.
Rachel: Really. No wonder she drinks it five times a day.
(The phone rings. Joey picks it up.)
Joey: Oh hi Pheebs. Look I want to. Fine cut me off. I do not care about Monica going into the labor. Goodbye. (He slams the phone door. Rachel is in shock.) Do you believe her? I try to say I'm sorry and she would not let me talk.
Rachel: Honey did you hear want she said?
Joey: Yeah. Something about Monica going into labor and. Monica went into labor!
The End ~ 105 TOW Labor Over The Phone ~
(Everyone is sitting around watching TV.)
Jessie: Wow that girl TV Chandler is trying to break up is annoying as hell.
Ross: That TV Janice.
Rachel: Yeah. Hey was that the night that you taught me how to do.. (Turn to Joey) You kiss her didn't you?
Joey: No. Hey lets watch something else.
Rachel: Joey I want the truth. Remember no more secrets.
Joey: She kissed me.
Rachel: You had to know it was coming? It was in the script right?
Joey: Yes, but it just a job.
Rachel: Well I just might start doing just a job at my work.
Joey: That does not make any. (Gets it.) Oh no.
Carol: Hey Ben lets go into kitchen. We fined a reason why when we get in there.
(Carol and Ben leave the living room.)
Jessie: Man they really are upset at each other. It would be like if you told me Carol and Ben are going to be living here longer than next week.
Ross: Ok so we do not need to have that talk.
~ Opening Credits ~
(Joey and Rachel's house. Rachel walks out of Jenny's room. Joey is in the hallway.)
Joey: I'm going to hang out in the basement for a little while.
Rachel: Ok. I will go get some work done in my office.
(They both start to walk down the stairs but they both stop.)
Joey: Look this is stupid. I do not even like kissing her.
Rachel: I know. (They kiss.) I would live to continue this but I have my work.
Joey: What you doing?
Rachel: Oh you do not what to hear about it.
Joey: Yes I do.
Rachel: Ok but promise me you will not freak out.
Joey: Of course not.
Rachel: I'm reviewing photos of under ware models.
Joey: Really? (Gets Happy.) Can I help you?
Rachel: Guy under ware models.
Joey: What?
(Jessie and Ross are fighting in their bedroom.)
Jessie: Ross why are they staying here longer?
Ross: The apartment is not ready let.
Jessie: Well how much longer?
Ross: two maybe three weeks.
Jessie: Two or Three weeks? They were supposed to be out by Friday.
Ross: I know but they found lead paint on the walls and have to repaint it.
Jessie: Oh. I sorry I scream at you.
Ross: That ok.
(They start to kiss when Ben and Carol walk in.)
Carol: Tell you son he cannot have a dog.
Ben: But I get to have not fan pets. Just goldfishes and they die in days.
Carol: Ben I do not like dogs. They always ate my cats. And we cannot have cats because they also got ate by dogs.
Ross: Maybe you can have a dog that stays over here.
(Jessie walks away upset.)
Ross: What did I say?
(Ross, Rachel, and Jenny are in a doctor's office.)
Ross: I do not know what the big deal is about a little dog.
Rachel: Joey is the king of porn. So why would he care?
Ross: I can see a different between work and pleasure.
Rachel: So I should act like I enjoy looking at hot guys. (Realize what she just said.) I enjoy looking at hot guys.
Ross: There you go.
Rachel: I mean I use to check out hot guys all the time when I dated you and you never seem to mine.
Ross: See it no. What?
(The Nurse walks into the waiting room.)
Nurse: Ok. Jennifer Geller-Tribbiani.
(Joey is on the phone.)
Joey: Well Pheebes that is too bad. (He slams the phone door. There is a knock on the door.) Who is it?
Jessie: It Jessie.
Joey: Oh come on in. (Jessie walks in.) I sorry if I sound upset but it Phoebe. All I did was sent her joke e-mail about how to treat women like you slaves in bed and she gets upset.
Jessie: Well you would not believe what Ross what's to do. Get a dog for Ben.
Joey: That nothing. Rachel gets to interview under ware models all day long (Jessie gets him a weird look.) Male ones.
Jessie: Oh. I say we go wait over at my house to they come home and chew them out together.
Joey: That sounds like a plan.
(They storm out of the house. Joey comes back in.)
Joey: I need to check on my roast real quick.
(Carol, Ben, Joey, and Jessie are sitting around Ross's house when Ross and Rachel walk in with Jenny.)
Ross: Jessie we need to talk.
Rachel: Same thing for us Joey.
Joey: Good.
Jessie: Lets go.
Carol: I better take Jenny. (Takes Jenny from Rachel.)
(Ross and Jessie are in the kitchen.)
Ross: Listen if my son wants a dog I'm going to get him a dog.
Jessie: But Ross a dog is hassle to have around. They smell.
Ross: I know that.
Jessie: They pee and crap everywhere.
Ross: I know.
Jessie: So why do you want a dog. You do not sound like you will want it around. And Ben will not be over here are the timed when they move. Unless you thinking getting a dog will force them to stay.
Ross: Maybe a little. It just I like having Ben living with me all the time.
Jessie: (Touches his cheek.) I know you do. But hey they are going to live in the same city.
Ross: Yeah that is true. No more of this stupid fighting.
(Rachel and Joey are in a upstairs bedroom screaming.)
Rachel: I cannot believe you so jealous. Why don't you go sleep with the copy shop girl already and get it over with.
Joey: What. You would think I would sleep with someone else.
Rachel: (Starts crying.) Is it that what your men do? I mean that what Ross did.
Joey: First off Ross is not a man. Second I would never do that. I the type that will just beat the dude up.
Rachel: (Starts laughing.) Really?
Joey: Yeah. Hey I should no be upset. It is just a job. Just like my job requires me to kiss someone else on screen.
Rachel: So we can stop fighting.
Joey: Ok.
(Joey, Rachel, and Jenny are eating dinner at their home.)
Rachel: How did you get your roast so juice.
Joey: I add a little of Jenny's milk when cooking it.
Rachel: Really. No wonder she drinks it five times a day.
(The phone rings. Joey picks it up.)
Joey: Oh hi Pheebs. Look I want to. Fine cut me off. I do not care about Monica going into the labor. Goodbye. (He slams the phone door. Rachel is in shock.) Do you believe her? I try to say I'm sorry and she would not let me talk.
Rachel: Honey did you hear want she said?
Joey: Yeah. Something about Monica going into labor and. Monica went into labor!
The End ~ 105 TOW Labor Over The Phone ~