~ 105 TOW Labor Over The Phone Part 1 ~
(Joey and Rachel run into Ross's house. Ben and Carol are standing there.)
Joey: Where is Ross?
Carol: Jessie and him are making up so Ben and I are going to the movies.
Ben: They really must be having sex since we going to a double feature.
Rachel: Someone needs to go stop them. Monica is in labor.
(Everyone starts looking at everyone else.)
Joey: Oh my god I we left Jenny home alone. I will go get here.
(Joey runs out the door.)
Carol: Oh Rach goes stop them.
Rachel: Why me?
Carol: Because you saw Ross naked before.
Rachel: What so have you. You were married to him.
Carol: Yeah but you slept with him a guess 300 times.
Rachel: Oh come on. You were together for years.
Carol: But we only had sex 176 times.
Rachel: What? Come on. Fine I do it.
Carol: (Looks around.) Where did Ben go?
(You here a scream from upstairs.)
Ross: (Screaming.) Ben you are in so much trouble.
(Ben comes out and runs down the stairs. Ross follows in a rob.)
Carol: Would you calm down?
Rachel: Yeah he went to tell you Monica is in labor.
Ross: That fine but why couldn't one of you did it.
Carol: Well you see.
Rachel: We told Joey to but he took off running like a baby.
(Joey opens the door with Jenny in hand.)
Rachel: We better call Phoebe.
~ Opening Credits ~
(Everyone is sitting around the living room but Jessie. Rachel is on the phone.)
Rachel: Why is Monica not at the hospital let? She stopped at IHOP to eat.
Joey: Oh that sounds good.
Rachel: Ok call me back later Chandler. Goodbye.
(Jessie walks out of the kitchen.)
Jessie: Well I get some of Joey roast reheating in the oven.
Ross: All you ever going to tell us what the secret juice you put it in?
(Joey and Rachel look at each other.)
Joey: (Laughing.) Trust me you do not want to know.
Rachel: Oh I got to go feed Jenny.
(Both Joey and her start laughing again.)
(Ben and Carol are in their room.)
Ben: Do I have to go to bed?
Carol: Yes. I'm sure that your cousin will not be born to the morning.
Ben: Will you wake me up if he goes?
Carol: Yes I will.
Ben: Thanks Mommy.
(Carol leaves. Ben takes a cordless phone from under his bed and starts listening.)
(Everyone is sitting around the kitchen table eating.)
Carol: That is so good Joey.
Jessie: Yeah. Jenny's milk really adds favor to it.
(Joey singles for her to shut up.)
Ross: The secret juice is Jenny's milk.
Joey: Yeah.
Ross: Hum that's good. (Cuts another piece for himself.)
(The phone rings. Rachel picks it up.)
Rachel: Hello. Oh good Phoebe how is Monica. Good. She wants to talk to me.
Joey: How are they calling from the hospital?
Rachel: Richard's cell phone. What do you mean I should have warned you to never have sex again? You just now figure out how must pain labor are?
Ross: That is why it is great to be a man.
Carol: Yeah and besides you wimps anyway so you would not live through it.
Joey: Could to.
Rachel: Well Chandler calls me back when something happens. (Rachel hangs up the phone.) That is weird. After Chandler hung up I heard someone cough on the other end.
Jessie: Hum. Maybe it was just some feedback?
Joey: That must have been it.
Ross: Where is the other cordless phone?
Carol: Hey I think I going to go went some movies we can watch.
Rachel: That sounds great.
Joey: Hey I go with you.
(Joey and Carol get up and leave.)
Rachel: You know it no sweet sending you husband off with a woman allow when she is a lesbian.
(Carol is looking around a movie show. Joey walks out of the XXX area.)
Joey: Oh my god I cannot be want I just saw.
Carol: I know but it not Ross on the cover. He's not quite that large if you know what I mean.
Joey: No not that. It is Jamie.
Carol: Jamie! The father of Monica's baby?
Joey: Yeah. Let's get out of here before he sees us.
Carol: No. You have to tell him Monica is in labor.
Joey: Why? Monica does not want anything to do with him.
Carol: Does he even know?
Joey: No I do not think he knows about Monica being Pregnant with his baby.
(Jamie was standing behind Joey when he said that.)
(Rachel is on the phone as Ross and Jessie walk into the living room.)
Rachel: Ok Chandler thanks for the update. (She hangs up the phone.) Well you two spend a long time checking on Ben and Jenny.
Ross: Yeah. (Smiles.) So how is Monica?
Rachel: Chandler said within the next couple of hours. And she has a name. Joey-Chandler-Geller.
Ross: What? She does not even have my name in there.
(Joey walks in.)
Joey: So how is Monica?
Rachel: Fined. And by the way she's naming the kid after you and Chandler.
Joey: Well she will change her mind after what I did.
(Carol walks in with Jamie.)
The End ~TOW Labor Over The Phone Part 2~ Coming Soon.
(Joey and Rachel run into Ross's house. Ben and Carol are standing there.)
Joey: Where is Ross?
Carol: Jessie and him are making up so Ben and I are going to the movies.
Ben: They really must be having sex since we going to a double feature.
Rachel: Someone needs to go stop them. Monica is in labor.
(Everyone starts looking at everyone else.)
Joey: Oh my god I we left Jenny home alone. I will go get here.
(Joey runs out the door.)
Carol: Oh Rach goes stop them.
Rachel: Why me?
Carol: Because you saw Ross naked before.
Rachel: What so have you. You were married to him.
Carol: Yeah but you slept with him a guess 300 times.
Rachel: Oh come on. You were together for years.
Carol: But we only had sex 176 times.
Rachel: What? Come on. Fine I do it.
Carol: (Looks around.) Where did Ben go?
(You here a scream from upstairs.)
Ross: (Screaming.) Ben you are in so much trouble.
(Ben comes out and runs down the stairs. Ross follows in a rob.)
Carol: Would you calm down?
Rachel: Yeah he went to tell you Monica is in labor.
Ross: That fine but why couldn't one of you did it.
Carol: Well you see.
Rachel: We told Joey to but he took off running like a baby.
(Joey opens the door with Jenny in hand.)
Rachel: We better call Phoebe.
~ Opening Credits ~
(Everyone is sitting around the living room but Jessie. Rachel is on the phone.)
Rachel: Why is Monica not at the hospital let? She stopped at IHOP to eat.
Joey: Oh that sounds good.
Rachel: Ok call me back later Chandler. Goodbye.
(Jessie walks out of the kitchen.)
Jessie: Well I get some of Joey roast reheating in the oven.
Ross: All you ever going to tell us what the secret juice you put it in?
(Joey and Rachel look at each other.)
Joey: (Laughing.) Trust me you do not want to know.
Rachel: Oh I got to go feed Jenny.
(Both Joey and her start laughing again.)
(Ben and Carol are in their room.)
Ben: Do I have to go to bed?
Carol: Yes. I'm sure that your cousin will not be born to the morning.
Ben: Will you wake me up if he goes?
Carol: Yes I will.
Ben: Thanks Mommy.
(Carol leaves. Ben takes a cordless phone from under his bed and starts listening.)
(Everyone is sitting around the kitchen table eating.)
Carol: That is so good Joey.
Jessie: Yeah. Jenny's milk really adds favor to it.
(Joey singles for her to shut up.)
Ross: The secret juice is Jenny's milk.
Joey: Yeah.
Ross: Hum that's good. (Cuts another piece for himself.)
(The phone rings. Rachel picks it up.)
Rachel: Hello. Oh good Phoebe how is Monica. Good. She wants to talk to me.
Joey: How are they calling from the hospital?
Rachel: Richard's cell phone. What do you mean I should have warned you to never have sex again? You just now figure out how must pain labor are?
Ross: That is why it is great to be a man.
Carol: Yeah and besides you wimps anyway so you would not live through it.
Joey: Could to.
Rachel: Well Chandler calls me back when something happens. (Rachel hangs up the phone.) That is weird. After Chandler hung up I heard someone cough on the other end.
Jessie: Hum. Maybe it was just some feedback?
Joey: That must have been it.
Ross: Where is the other cordless phone?
Carol: Hey I think I going to go went some movies we can watch.
Rachel: That sounds great.
Joey: Hey I go with you.
(Joey and Carol get up and leave.)
Rachel: You know it no sweet sending you husband off with a woman allow when she is a lesbian.
(Carol is looking around a movie show. Joey walks out of the XXX area.)
Joey: Oh my god I cannot be want I just saw.
Carol: I know but it not Ross on the cover. He's not quite that large if you know what I mean.
Joey: No not that. It is Jamie.
Carol: Jamie! The father of Monica's baby?
Joey: Yeah. Let's get out of here before he sees us.
Carol: No. You have to tell him Monica is in labor.
Joey: Why? Monica does not want anything to do with him.
Carol: Does he even know?
Joey: No I do not think he knows about Monica being Pregnant with his baby.
(Jamie was standing behind Joey when he said that.)
(Rachel is on the phone as Ross and Jessie walk into the living room.)
Rachel: Ok Chandler thanks for the update. (She hangs up the phone.) Well you two spend a long time checking on Ben and Jenny.
Ross: Yeah. (Smiles.) So how is Monica?
Rachel: Chandler said within the next couple of hours. And she has a name. Joey-Chandler-Geller.
Ross: What? She does not even have my name in there.
(Joey walks in.)
Joey: So how is Monica?
Rachel: Fined. And by the way she's naming the kid after you and Chandler.
Joey: Well she will change her mind after what I did.
(Carol walks in with Jamie.)
The End ~TOW Labor Over The Phone Part 2~ Coming Soon.