~ 106 TOW Labor Over The Phone Part 2 ~
(Everyone is staring at Jamie.)
Rachel: Hi.
Jamie: Hello. How is Monica?
Rachel: Fine. Hey Jo can I see you in the kitchen for a minute.
Joey: No I think I'm going to stay in a place with witness.
Ross: I will join you two in there.
Joey: Ok. (Joey walks slowly into the living room.)
(Joey walks into the kitchen with Ross and Rachel behind him.)
Joey: Look I know what you going to say.
Rachel: You are the biggest idiot of them all.
Joey: Ok but I figured you would not be so mean.
Ross: Why did you invite Jamie back here?
Joey: Look this is not my fault. I saw him at the video show and was telling Carol about him. He overheard us talking about Monica being in labor with his kid.
Rachel: So you brought him here?
Joey: What the hell was I supposed to do? After all it is his kid.
Ross: So what are we going to do?
Rachel: I got it. Joey can tell Monica and she can scream you to death.
Joey: Look I will tell Monica.
(Jessie walks in with the phone. It is Chandler.)
Joey: Here let me see it. (Joey walks away as everyone else walks in there.)
Jamie: Look you guys do not want me here I will leave.
Ross: No you can stay.
Rachel: Yeah I guess a cheater has a right to be a parent to.
Jamie: Please you guys. It not was not like that.
Rachel: Then how was it like?
Jamie: I did not want to fall in love with someone out of state.
(Joey comes running back in.)
Joey: Well I told her. I think she took it pretty good. She only wanted me to burn in hell.
~ Opening Credits ~
(Jamie is on the phone.)
Jamie: Please will you just hear me out? Ok I understand. (Hands the phone to Ross who walks away.)
Rachel: Hey what do you mean you did not to fall in love with someone out of state again?
Jamie: Well it was about five years ago. I started to date this woman out of state name Kristen. Anyway I end up falling in love with her. Then she went home. We tried to make it work but it hurt too much so we broke up. And I did not want for the same thing to happen with Monica.
Rachel: You could have explained that to here. She would have understand how you felt. You did not had to cheated on her.
Jamie: I know. And now she is having my kid.
Carol: Maybe you should explain that to her.
Jamie: I tried but she refused to talk to me.
(Ross walks back in.)
Ross: He is here? I'm an Uncle.
Rachel: How is little Joey. Is he healthy?
Ross: Yeah. He's over nine pounds.
Chandler: Hey like all Joey's he must have ate a lot.
Jamie: Well I should be going now.
(Jamie leaves with no one noticing him.)
Joey: Well it has been a long night. Maybe we should go home.
Rachel: Or that right. It is Sunday night. We still have three hours of sex in front of us.
(The next Morning Ross is cooking when Carol walks in.)
Carol: Are you cooking you special pancakes?
Ross: Oh you remember these?
Carol: Yep. I will have a bowl of Twix.
Ross: Well I guess I should only make enough for me then.
Carol: Hey how are little Jo and Monica doing?
Ross: Good.
Carol: And how about Jamie? What happened to him last night?
Ross: I don't know. Man if you would have not allow me to be avoid with Ben I will kill myself.
(Ben walks in.)
Ben: Oh I know that smell. Where are the Twix?
(Ben pours himself a bowl.)
Carol: You think we should call him?
Ross: I do not even know his number.
Carol: Then you have to talk to Monica.
(Jessie walks in and smells.)
Jessie: I think I'm going back to bed. I'm sick.
(Joey is feeding Jenny as Rachel walks into the kitchen staring at Joey.)
Joey: Look I sorry I was not able to last three hours last night. I was tired.
Rachel: Well it better not happen again. After all I did not married you smarts.
Joey: It's your smarts.
Rachel: (Laughing.) Hey have you heard from Monica?
Joey: Yeah I talk to Phoebe this morning. I told her about Jamie and she will try to explain it to Monica later.
Rachel: You think that is a good idea.
Joey: I don't know.
(Jessie walks into the house.)
Jessie: Hey you guys can I eat over here? Ross made his special pancakes.
Rachel: Oh you did not have to smell them did you?
Joey: Go ahead and have my eggs and beacon. I do not feel like eating anything.
Rachel: Ok let go to the hospital right now.
Joey: I fine. It just I feel guilty about those whole Jamie and Monica thing.
Rachel: (Sits on his lap.) Do you want to do anything to make you happier? Life having the last hour of.
(Joey jumps up.)
Joey: Hey can you watch Jenny for a little bit?
Jenny: An hour?
Joey: How did you guess?
(Ross, Carol and Ben are eating.)
Ross: So I can get some boxes from the school for you guys to move.
Carol: Hey thanks.
(The phone rings. Ben picks it up.)
Ben: Hi. Oh hi Aunt Phoebe. He is right here.
(Ross grabs the phone.)
Ross: Hi Phoebe what is up? Oh good so she talk to Jamie. That is good news. A baby needs to know both it parents. Ok bye.
(Ross hangs up the phone.)
Carol: Well that had a happy ending.
Ross: I guess. Hey Ben way did you answer the phone like that? You should leave that for your mom and I.
Ben: But how are you going to avoid those annoying telemarketers?
Ross: True.
(Rachel and Joey walk down stairs. Jessie is watching TV while Jenny plays in the playpen.)
Jessie: Hey that was only 55 minutes.
Joey: I know. I'm wash up.
Rachel: That is ok.
(Rachel hugs Joey and gives Jessie a look like it not ok.)
The End ~107 TOW Joey Goes To A Sex Doctor~ Coming Soon
(Everyone is staring at Jamie.)
Rachel: Hi.
Jamie: Hello. How is Monica?
Rachel: Fine. Hey Jo can I see you in the kitchen for a minute.
Joey: No I think I'm going to stay in a place with witness.
Ross: I will join you two in there.
Joey: Ok. (Joey walks slowly into the living room.)
(Joey walks into the kitchen with Ross and Rachel behind him.)
Joey: Look I know what you going to say.
Rachel: You are the biggest idiot of them all.
Joey: Ok but I figured you would not be so mean.
Ross: Why did you invite Jamie back here?
Joey: Look this is not my fault. I saw him at the video show and was telling Carol about him. He overheard us talking about Monica being in labor with his kid.
Rachel: So you brought him here?
Joey: What the hell was I supposed to do? After all it is his kid.
Ross: So what are we going to do?
Rachel: I got it. Joey can tell Monica and she can scream you to death.
Joey: Look I will tell Monica.
(Jessie walks in with the phone. It is Chandler.)
Joey: Here let me see it. (Joey walks away as everyone else walks in there.)
Jamie: Look you guys do not want me here I will leave.
Ross: No you can stay.
Rachel: Yeah I guess a cheater has a right to be a parent to.
Jamie: Please you guys. It not was not like that.
Rachel: Then how was it like?
Jamie: I did not want to fall in love with someone out of state.
(Joey comes running back in.)
Joey: Well I told her. I think she took it pretty good. She only wanted me to burn in hell.
~ Opening Credits ~
(Jamie is on the phone.)
Jamie: Please will you just hear me out? Ok I understand. (Hands the phone to Ross who walks away.)
Rachel: Hey what do you mean you did not to fall in love with someone out of state again?
Jamie: Well it was about five years ago. I started to date this woman out of state name Kristen. Anyway I end up falling in love with her. Then she went home. We tried to make it work but it hurt too much so we broke up. And I did not want for the same thing to happen with Monica.
Rachel: You could have explained that to here. She would have understand how you felt. You did not had to cheated on her.
Jamie: I know. And now she is having my kid.
Carol: Maybe you should explain that to her.
Jamie: I tried but she refused to talk to me.
(Ross walks back in.)
Ross: He is here? I'm an Uncle.
Rachel: How is little Joey. Is he healthy?
Ross: Yeah. He's over nine pounds.
Chandler: Hey like all Joey's he must have ate a lot.
Jamie: Well I should be going now.
(Jamie leaves with no one noticing him.)
Joey: Well it has been a long night. Maybe we should go home.
Rachel: Or that right. It is Sunday night. We still have three hours of sex in front of us.
(The next Morning Ross is cooking when Carol walks in.)
Carol: Are you cooking you special pancakes?
Ross: Oh you remember these?
Carol: Yep. I will have a bowl of Twix.
Ross: Well I guess I should only make enough for me then.
Carol: Hey how are little Jo and Monica doing?
Ross: Good.
Carol: And how about Jamie? What happened to him last night?
Ross: I don't know. Man if you would have not allow me to be avoid with Ben I will kill myself.
(Ben walks in.)
Ben: Oh I know that smell. Where are the Twix?
(Ben pours himself a bowl.)
Carol: You think we should call him?
Ross: I do not even know his number.
Carol: Then you have to talk to Monica.
(Jessie walks in and smells.)
Jessie: I think I'm going back to bed. I'm sick.
(Joey is feeding Jenny as Rachel walks into the kitchen staring at Joey.)
Joey: Look I sorry I was not able to last three hours last night. I was tired.
Rachel: Well it better not happen again. After all I did not married you smarts.
Joey: It's your smarts.
Rachel: (Laughing.) Hey have you heard from Monica?
Joey: Yeah I talk to Phoebe this morning. I told her about Jamie and she will try to explain it to Monica later.
Rachel: You think that is a good idea.
Joey: I don't know.
(Jessie walks into the house.)
Jessie: Hey you guys can I eat over here? Ross made his special pancakes.
Rachel: Oh you did not have to smell them did you?
Joey: Go ahead and have my eggs and beacon. I do not feel like eating anything.
Rachel: Ok let go to the hospital right now.
Joey: I fine. It just I feel guilty about those whole Jamie and Monica thing.
Rachel: (Sits on his lap.) Do you want to do anything to make you happier? Life having the last hour of.
(Joey jumps up.)
Joey: Hey can you watch Jenny for a little bit?
Jenny: An hour?
Joey: How did you guess?
(Ross, Carol and Ben are eating.)
Ross: So I can get some boxes from the school for you guys to move.
Carol: Hey thanks.
(The phone rings. Ben picks it up.)
Ben: Hi. Oh hi Aunt Phoebe. He is right here.
(Ross grabs the phone.)
Ross: Hi Phoebe what is up? Oh good so she talk to Jamie. That is good news. A baby needs to know both it parents. Ok bye.
(Ross hangs up the phone.)
Carol: Well that had a happy ending.
Ross: I guess. Hey Ben way did you answer the phone like that? You should leave that for your mom and I.
Ben: But how are you going to avoid those annoying telemarketers?
Ross: True.
(Rachel and Joey walk down stairs. Jessie is watching TV while Jenny plays in the playpen.)
Jessie: Hey that was only 55 minutes.
Joey: I know. I'm wash up.
Rachel: That is ok.
(Rachel hugs Joey and gives Jessie a look like it not ok.)
The End ~107 TOW Joey Goes To A Sex Doctor~ Coming Soon