~ 107 TOW Joey Goes To A Sex Doctor ~
(Jessie, Carol, Ross, and Ben are standing in Ross's living room. There are a couple of boxes on the floor.)
Ross: Man I cannot believe you two are really moving out.
Carol: I know. It has been so much fun.
Jessie: Yeah it has been a blast. So you better get going.
(Ben, Carol, and Ross each pick up a box. Ben and Carol walk out the door. Ross goes to follow but Jessie holds him back.)
Jessie: I guess we finally going to be alone.
Ross: Yes we are. (They start kissing.) Hey I got a surprise for you tonight.
(Ross walks outside.)
Jessie: Yes he finally going to ask me to marry him. (She jumps up and down happy.)
(Outside Ross puts the last box into Carol's car.)
Carol: Well this is it.
Ross: Yeah. (They hug. Then he picks up Ben.)
Ben: Dad doesn't cry like a girl. You are taking me to the movies tomorrow.
Ross: Yeah that right.
(He lets Ben down and he gets into car.)
Carol: So are you doing it tonight?
Ross: Yes I'm. I'm doing to give her that necklace.
Carol: I hope she likes it.
Ross: Thanks again for helping to pick it out for me.
Carol: You welcome.
(Carol gets in the car and they drive away as Ross waves. A dog starts running towards him and he runs into the house.)
~ Opening Credits ~
(Joey and Rachel are lying in bed.)
Joey: What is happening to me? I'm wash up?
Rachel: Maybe it is I? (Starts to cry.) You do not find me hot anymore. (She starts to cry.)
Joey: No that not it. You still the second hottest women on the face of the earth behind Chandler's mom.
Rachel: Well damn if pity will not get you up want will? Hey maybe you should go to a sex doctor?
Joey: A sex doctor? Like the one on those info commercial at three in the morning? No way in hell.
Rachel: You can ask for the hot blond?
Joey: Really. That number was 1-800-SEX-HELP right?
Rachel: Yeah. (The doorbell rings.) I go get the door while you make the call.
(Rachel walks downstairs and answer the door.)
Jessie: I got big news. Ross is going to ask me to marry him.
Rachel: Oh my god.
(They jump up and down hugging. Joey comes down the stairs.)
Joey: Hey Rachel we got an appointment for two o'clock for that zit on my butt.
(Jessie gets him a weird look.)
Rachel: Ross is going to ask her to marry him.
Joey: Oh my god. (He hugs here.) Hey call us later when he does it and we will party.
Jessie: Well I got to get going. I have to get everything done.
(Jessie leaves.)
Rachel: Zit on your butt?
Joey: Hey I did not want to tell the truth. It embarrassing.
(Ross is at work on the phone.)
Ross: Good. I can pick it up after work. Goodbye.
(Jessie walks in.)
Jessie: Was that a business phone call?
Ross: No it was a private one. Hey I have to make a quick stop after work. So way don't you go home and heat up the dinner I cook this morning for us. (Starts kissing her.) And set the table up are nice.
Jessie: Oh don't be since a tease.
(A college student walks in.)
Student: Mr. Geller can I talk to you for a minute alone?
Ross: Sure Katie. I see you later. (Points at Jessie as she leaves.)
Katie: I know that the report is due later this week but I not sure if I be able to meet the deadline.
Ross: Why?
Katie: It just anything is in my classes is due at once. And I figure since you was the coolest teacher (Starts flirting with him.) I have that you would give me a break.
Ross: Are you trying to come on to me?
Katie: Is it working?
Ross: No. Just leave and turn your report in on time and we will forget this even happen.
Katie: This is not the last you will hear from me.
(Katie storms out.)
(Rachel carrying Jenny and Joey are in a doctor's office.)
Joey: I cannot believe I'm here.
Rachel: It going to be ok. I will stay with you no matter what the doc says.
Joey: You think it was a good idea to bring her?
Rachel: What was I suppose to do?
Joey: I guess you right.
(Nurse comes up.)
Nurse: She is ready to see you, alone.
Joey: (Smiles.) Hey the hot chick wants me all alone.
(Joey gets up and walks into the office.)
Doc: So how you been doing?
Joey: I have not been doing. That's why I'm here.
Doc: What do you think the problem is?
Joey: I'm not sure? It just I try so hard.
Doc: Maybe that is your problem. You are trying to hard. Just try to relax.
Joey: Yeah that seems like it could work, thanks.
(Joey gets up and leaves. Rachel gets up with Jenny.)
Rachel: That is it. 500 bucks for a five-minute session. So what did she say?
Joey: To just relax and not think about it. (He stops.) Hey is working.
Rachel: Lets get home then.
(They run out of the office.)
(Jessie has the table set. She is dress up in a hot dress. Ross walks inside the house.)
Ross: Honey I'm home. Did you set anything up?
Jessie: I sure did. (They start kissing.)
Ross: So you want your surprise now or after dinner?
Jessie: Now.
Ross: Well here it us. (He pulls a necklace box out of his pocket.)
Jessie: A necklace? (Looks upset.)
Ross: You do not like it?
Jessie: No that not it. It just I was expecting a ring, like an engagement ring.
Ross: You thought I was going to ask you to marry me?
Jessie: Yes. Well is more like hoping. I mean we live together in a house.
Ross: I know but I not ready let.
Jessie: So how long before you are? (She starts to cry.) I know you have been married a lot and you might be scared, but I cannot wait forever. I think it might be best than if we break up.
Ross: (Crying). No we do not want to break up. We can work this out.
Jessie: I'm sorry but I'm sick of waiting. There is a new college in Texas that opening up. They have offer me a job. It starts next month. I guess I will take it now. (She gets up and runs out of the room.)
Ross: (Follows.) But I love you.
(She stops and kisses him.)
Jessie: So do I. But we want different things. (I will pack something's and will go stay at a friend's house for the next couple of weeks while I look for a place in Texas.)
Ross: Oh no you do not have to do that.
Jessie: It is better this way.
(Jessie runs upstairs. Ross starts on them and starts crying.)
(Rachel and Joey are laying in bed.)
Rachel: Ten times. Ten freaking times.
Joey: I know. I was great. (Smiles.)
Rachel: Wow!
Joey: Maybe just relax should be my new motto.
Rachel: What was your old one?
Joey: Just do her.
The End ~108 TOW Ross Is Homesick~ coming soon.
(Jessie, Carol, Ross, and Ben are standing in Ross's living room. There are a couple of boxes on the floor.)
Ross: Man I cannot believe you two are really moving out.
Carol: I know. It has been so much fun.
Jessie: Yeah it has been a blast. So you better get going.
(Ben, Carol, and Ross each pick up a box. Ben and Carol walk out the door. Ross goes to follow but Jessie holds him back.)
Jessie: I guess we finally going to be alone.
Ross: Yes we are. (They start kissing.) Hey I got a surprise for you tonight.
(Ross walks outside.)
Jessie: Yes he finally going to ask me to marry him. (She jumps up and down happy.)
(Outside Ross puts the last box into Carol's car.)
Carol: Well this is it.
Ross: Yeah. (They hug. Then he picks up Ben.)
Ben: Dad doesn't cry like a girl. You are taking me to the movies tomorrow.
Ross: Yeah that right.
(He lets Ben down and he gets into car.)
Carol: So are you doing it tonight?
Ross: Yes I'm. I'm doing to give her that necklace.
Carol: I hope she likes it.
Ross: Thanks again for helping to pick it out for me.
Carol: You welcome.
(Carol gets in the car and they drive away as Ross waves. A dog starts running towards him and he runs into the house.)
~ Opening Credits ~
(Joey and Rachel are lying in bed.)
Joey: What is happening to me? I'm wash up?
Rachel: Maybe it is I? (Starts to cry.) You do not find me hot anymore. (She starts to cry.)
Joey: No that not it. You still the second hottest women on the face of the earth behind Chandler's mom.
Rachel: Well damn if pity will not get you up want will? Hey maybe you should go to a sex doctor?
Joey: A sex doctor? Like the one on those info commercial at three in the morning? No way in hell.
Rachel: You can ask for the hot blond?
Joey: Really. That number was 1-800-SEX-HELP right?
Rachel: Yeah. (The doorbell rings.) I go get the door while you make the call.
(Rachel walks downstairs and answer the door.)
Jessie: I got big news. Ross is going to ask me to marry him.
Rachel: Oh my god.
(They jump up and down hugging. Joey comes down the stairs.)
Joey: Hey Rachel we got an appointment for two o'clock for that zit on my butt.
(Jessie gets him a weird look.)
Rachel: Ross is going to ask her to marry him.
Joey: Oh my god. (He hugs here.) Hey call us later when he does it and we will party.
Jessie: Well I got to get going. I have to get everything done.
(Jessie leaves.)
Rachel: Zit on your butt?
Joey: Hey I did not want to tell the truth. It embarrassing.
(Ross is at work on the phone.)
Ross: Good. I can pick it up after work. Goodbye.
(Jessie walks in.)
Jessie: Was that a business phone call?
Ross: No it was a private one. Hey I have to make a quick stop after work. So way don't you go home and heat up the dinner I cook this morning for us. (Starts kissing her.) And set the table up are nice.
Jessie: Oh don't be since a tease.
(A college student walks in.)
Student: Mr. Geller can I talk to you for a minute alone?
Ross: Sure Katie. I see you later. (Points at Jessie as she leaves.)
Katie: I know that the report is due later this week but I not sure if I be able to meet the deadline.
Ross: Why?
Katie: It just anything is in my classes is due at once. And I figure since you was the coolest teacher (Starts flirting with him.) I have that you would give me a break.
Ross: Are you trying to come on to me?
Katie: Is it working?
Ross: No. Just leave and turn your report in on time and we will forget this even happen.
Katie: This is not the last you will hear from me.
(Katie storms out.)
(Rachel carrying Jenny and Joey are in a doctor's office.)
Joey: I cannot believe I'm here.
Rachel: It going to be ok. I will stay with you no matter what the doc says.
Joey: You think it was a good idea to bring her?
Rachel: What was I suppose to do?
Joey: I guess you right.
(Nurse comes up.)
Nurse: She is ready to see you, alone.
Joey: (Smiles.) Hey the hot chick wants me all alone.
(Joey gets up and walks into the office.)
Doc: So how you been doing?
Joey: I have not been doing. That's why I'm here.
Doc: What do you think the problem is?
Joey: I'm not sure? It just I try so hard.
Doc: Maybe that is your problem. You are trying to hard. Just try to relax.
Joey: Yeah that seems like it could work, thanks.
(Joey gets up and leaves. Rachel gets up with Jenny.)
Rachel: That is it. 500 bucks for a five-minute session. So what did she say?
Joey: To just relax and not think about it. (He stops.) Hey is working.
Rachel: Lets get home then.
(They run out of the office.)
(Jessie has the table set. She is dress up in a hot dress. Ross walks inside the house.)
Ross: Honey I'm home. Did you set anything up?
Jessie: I sure did. (They start kissing.)
Ross: So you want your surprise now or after dinner?
Jessie: Now.
Ross: Well here it us. (He pulls a necklace box out of his pocket.)
Jessie: A necklace? (Looks upset.)
Ross: You do not like it?
Jessie: No that not it. It just I was expecting a ring, like an engagement ring.
Ross: You thought I was going to ask you to marry me?
Jessie: Yes. Well is more like hoping. I mean we live together in a house.
Ross: I know but I not ready let.
Jessie: So how long before you are? (She starts to cry.) I know you have been married a lot and you might be scared, but I cannot wait forever. I think it might be best than if we break up.
Ross: (Crying). No we do not want to break up. We can work this out.
Jessie: I'm sorry but I'm sick of waiting. There is a new college in Texas that opening up. They have offer me a job. It starts next month. I guess I will take it now. (She gets up and runs out of the room.)
Ross: (Follows.) But I love you.
(She stops and kisses him.)
Jessie: So do I. But we want different things. (I will pack something's and will go stay at a friend's house for the next couple of weeks while I look for a place in Texas.)
Ross: Oh no you do not have to do that.
Jessie: It is better this way.
(Jessie runs upstairs. Ross starts on them and starts crying.)
(Rachel and Joey are laying in bed.)
Rachel: Ten times. Ten freaking times.
Joey: I know. I was great. (Smiles.)
Rachel: Wow!
Joey: Maybe just relax should be my new motto.
Rachel: What was your old one?
Joey: Just do her.
The End ~108 TOW Ross Is Homesick~ coming soon.