~109 TOW Thanksgiving In New York~
(Chandler, Monica, Baby Joey, and Phoebe are waiting inside the airport.)
Phoebe: I wonder why they are coming back so soon?
Chandler: Because Ross was upset after backing up with Jessie?
Phoebe: So they going to visit anytime Ross gets dump? Man they are going to wear out their welcome.
(Ross holding Jenny, Joey, and Rachel coming walking up.)
Phoebe: (Hugs Rachel and Joey.) I so glad you guys are back.
Monica: Here is baby Joey. (Hands him to Joey.)
Joey: Oh my god? Look at little Joey.
Rachel: Like all Joey's he is cute.
Monica: That why I did not named Chandler Joey Geller.
Ross: Where is Richard?
Monica: He out of town having Thanksgiving with his kids.
Rachel: We better go get our bags.
(They are hug. Rachel, Joey, and Ross go to get bags. Chandler has Jenny.)
Chandler: So we are in agreement?
Phoebe: Yeah. They turn into a bunch of L.A snobs.
~ Opening Credits ~
(Everyone is in baby Joey nursery.)
Monica: Now do touch anything. Joey put that down.
(Joey puts something back on the dresser.)
Rachel: I look anywhere for these sheets. Where did you find them?
Monica: At a strip mall outside of the city. Only 9.99.
Rachel: Well I found some nice ones on Rodeo Drive.
Phoebe: (Whispers to Chandler.) Look at her throwing around the fact she shops on Rodeo Drive like nothing.
Ross: So you guys want to go out to dinner tonight? My treat.
Chandler: So well do you want to go? And not the Hard-Rock Café'.
Joey: What about the Rainbow Room?
Ross: But you need to ahead weeks in advance.
Joey: Not when you a big TV star. Here I go to Chandler's and make the call.
Rachel: I will come with. Jenny needs a nap.
(Joey, Rachel, Monica, and Ross leave the nursery with the kids.)
Chandler: Not when you a big TV star. (Mimicking Joey.)
Phoebe: What has a little fame and money done to our "friends".
(Joey and Rachel are making out in Chandler's chair when he walks in.)
Chandler: Hey you guys. Oh look. It is like old times.
Rachel: Hey I have to call my Mom. She wants to see Jenny and I figure I let her baby sit her tonight.
Joey: I heard her say she wanted to spend time with both of you.
Rachel: Yeah but I will like to enjoy my trip to New York.
(Rachel grabs the phone and walks into Joey's old room.)
Chandler: Hey we have a few hours before dinner. You want to do anything?
Joey: Sure. What about go hang out at the coffee house?
Chandler: Ok. I tell anyone else.
(Chandler leaves. Joey walks towards his old room.)
Joey: Rach Chandler and I are. (Rachel runs out.) Going to the coffee house. You want to join us?
Rachel: I can't. I have to take Jenny to my mom's.
(Joey tries to look into his old room but Rachel stops him.)
Joey: Why you preventing me from looking in there.
Rachel: Come on Joey. Let's get going.
Joey: Ok. Looks like I have to play hardball. (He picks her up and walks into his room. He drops her.) He painted my room pink.
(Chandler, Ross, Phoebe and Monica are sitting around the coffee house.)
Monica: So how is it in L.A?
Ross: It is ok. I like the weather better.
Phoebe: (Whisper to Chandler.) There he goes again. Bragging about his great life.
(Joey storms in.)
Chandler: Hey Jo.
Joey: Don't hey Jo me. You painted my room pink.
(Everyone else gets up and leaves.)
Chandler: But you do not even. (Jumps up.) Wait for me.
(Everyone is eating at the Rainbow Room.)
Rachel: This is so good.
Joey: You guys come here often?
Phoebe: Not us much as we like. We are not a big TV star like you are after all.
Ross: Hey I got the check. (Grabs it.)
Monica: Are you sure? We can pay for ourselves.
Joey: It is ok. We got it covered.
Chandler: That is it. (Chandler gets up and walks away.)
Ross: What was that about?
Phoebe: He sick of you guys talking about your money. You guys are holding it over our heads.
Rachel: I get it. (Whisper to Joey and Ross.)
Ross: (Pulls out his check book.) So how much do you guys need?
(Monica and Phoebe storm off.)
(Rachel, Joey, and Ross are sitting around the coffee house.)
Rachel: I still cannot believe they storm off last night.
Ross: How did we come off like snobs?
Joey: It's not our fault. They are just jealous.
(Monica and Chandler come in with baby Joey.)
Monica: Hi.
Joey: Don't hi us. You accuse us of being snobs.
Monica: But you guys are acting like it.
Joey: Would snobs hangout in a coffee house are day? (Guther hands him a cup of coffee. He hands him a bill.)
Guther: Sorry I cannot break a 100.
Joey: But that are I have.
Chandler: Phoebe is not coming to Thanksgiving dinner because of your guys.
Rachel: What?
Joey: I will go talk with her.
(Joey gets up and leaves.)
Ross: Hey what is it than made us come off as snobs?
Monica: Just the little things. Like Rachel bagging about shopping at Rodeo drive all the time.
Rachel: Sorry. But our money has not change that we are. Remember when I use to a waiter in this place and you were a head chief or Joey and unemployed actor. I know Ross as always been a snob but hey that part of him.
Ross: Huh? (They stare at him.) Yeah I guess you right.
Chandler: What about me?
Monica: Oh you are just Chandler. Are gay. I mean I little friend who worked all those years in a job he hate.
(Joey knocks on Phoebe apartment door. Phoebe opens it slightly.)
Joey: Can I come in? We need to talk.
Phoebe: We can talk with you standing right there.
Joey: Ok look I'm sorry if we acted like we were above you. It just we forget sometimes we have tons more money now.
Phoebe: No I'm sorry. I have been hiding a secret. I'm a snob.
(She opens the door wide. You see a bunch of fancy and new stuff inside.)
Joey: Oh my god Phoebe how could you afford all this stuff.
Phoebe: I have a new job.
Joey: What? You're a hooker?
Phoebe: No.
(Joey walks over to a desk and picks it up.)
Joey: A Friends Like Us script.
Phoebe: Yeah. Don't you remember you send me one?
Joey: But this is for a show not even shot yet.
Phoebe: Oh right you got it out of me. I'm the head writer of Friends Like Us. But come one. Someone was bond to right a story about us.
Joey: True. But hey can you make Ross less of a geek?
Phoebe: Sure. (Joey leaves.) Right after the weekend at Science camp.
(Everyone is down stairs expect Joey.)
Monica: I cannot believe you already going.
Chandler: But we are going out there for Christmas.
Ross: (Holding baby Joey.) You take care of you mom for me ok?
Monica: Hey let me see him?
Rachel: Where is Joey anyway?
(Joey walks out with a big sandwich.)
Joey: Sorry. I was fixing a snack for the ride to the airport.
Ross: But it only ten minutes.
Joey: Damn it. I knew I should have made a ham one too.
The End ~110 TOW Ross Lawsuit ~ Coming Soon.
(Chandler, Monica, Baby Joey, and Phoebe are waiting inside the airport.)
Phoebe: I wonder why they are coming back so soon?
Chandler: Because Ross was upset after backing up with Jessie?
Phoebe: So they going to visit anytime Ross gets dump? Man they are going to wear out their welcome.
(Ross holding Jenny, Joey, and Rachel coming walking up.)
Phoebe: (Hugs Rachel and Joey.) I so glad you guys are back.
Monica: Here is baby Joey. (Hands him to Joey.)
Joey: Oh my god? Look at little Joey.
Rachel: Like all Joey's he is cute.
Monica: That why I did not named Chandler Joey Geller.
Ross: Where is Richard?
Monica: He out of town having Thanksgiving with his kids.
Rachel: We better go get our bags.
(They are hug. Rachel, Joey, and Ross go to get bags. Chandler has Jenny.)
Chandler: So we are in agreement?
Phoebe: Yeah. They turn into a bunch of L.A snobs.
~ Opening Credits ~
(Everyone is in baby Joey nursery.)
Monica: Now do touch anything. Joey put that down.
(Joey puts something back on the dresser.)
Rachel: I look anywhere for these sheets. Where did you find them?
Monica: At a strip mall outside of the city. Only 9.99.
Rachel: Well I found some nice ones on Rodeo Drive.
Phoebe: (Whispers to Chandler.) Look at her throwing around the fact she shops on Rodeo Drive like nothing.
Ross: So you guys want to go out to dinner tonight? My treat.
Chandler: So well do you want to go? And not the Hard-Rock Café'.
Joey: What about the Rainbow Room?
Ross: But you need to ahead weeks in advance.
Joey: Not when you a big TV star. Here I go to Chandler's and make the call.
Rachel: I will come with. Jenny needs a nap.
(Joey, Rachel, Monica, and Ross leave the nursery with the kids.)
Chandler: Not when you a big TV star. (Mimicking Joey.)
Phoebe: What has a little fame and money done to our "friends".
(Joey and Rachel are making out in Chandler's chair when he walks in.)
Chandler: Hey you guys. Oh look. It is like old times.
Rachel: Hey I have to call my Mom. She wants to see Jenny and I figure I let her baby sit her tonight.
Joey: I heard her say she wanted to spend time with both of you.
Rachel: Yeah but I will like to enjoy my trip to New York.
(Rachel grabs the phone and walks into Joey's old room.)
Chandler: Hey we have a few hours before dinner. You want to do anything?
Joey: Sure. What about go hang out at the coffee house?
Chandler: Ok. I tell anyone else.
(Chandler leaves. Joey walks towards his old room.)
Joey: Rach Chandler and I are. (Rachel runs out.) Going to the coffee house. You want to join us?
Rachel: I can't. I have to take Jenny to my mom's.
(Joey tries to look into his old room but Rachel stops him.)
Joey: Why you preventing me from looking in there.
Rachel: Come on Joey. Let's get going.
Joey: Ok. Looks like I have to play hardball. (He picks her up and walks into his room. He drops her.) He painted my room pink.
(Chandler, Ross, Phoebe and Monica are sitting around the coffee house.)
Monica: So how is it in L.A?
Ross: It is ok. I like the weather better.
Phoebe: (Whisper to Chandler.) There he goes again. Bragging about his great life.
(Joey storms in.)
Chandler: Hey Jo.
Joey: Don't hey Jo me. You painted my room pink.
(Everyone else gets up and leaves.)
Chandler: But you do not even. (Jumps up.) Wait for me.
(Everyone is eating at the Rainbow Room.)
Rachel: This is so good.
Joey: You guys come here often?
Phoebe: Not us much as we like. We are not a big TV star like you are after all.
Ross: Hey I got the check. (Grabs it.)
Monica: Are you sure? We can pay for ourselves.
Joey: It is ok. We got it covered.
Chandler: That is it. (Chandler gets up and walks away.)
Ross: What was that about?
Phoebe: He sick of you guys talking about your money. You guys are holding it over our heads.
Rachel: I get it. (Whisper to Joey and Ross.)
Ross: (Pulls out his check book.) So how much do you guys need?
(Monica and Phoebe storm off.)
(Rachel, Joey, and Ross are sitting around the coffee house.)
Rachel: I still cannot believe they storm off last night.
Ross: How did we come off like snobs?
Joey: It's not our fault. They are just jealous.
(Monica and Chandler come in with baby Joey.)
Monica: Hi.
Joey: Don't hi us. You accuse us of being snobs.
Monica: But you guys are acting like it.
Joey: Would snobs hangout in a coffee house are day? (Guther hands him a cup of coffee. He hands him a bill.)
Guther: Sorry I cannot break a 100.
Joey: But that are I have.
Chandler: Phoebe is not coming to Thanksgiving dinner because of your guys.
Rachel: What?
Joey: I will go talk with her.
(Joey gets up and leaves.)
Ross: Hey what is it than made us come off as snobs?
Monica: Just the little things. Like Rachel bagging about shopping at Rodeo drive all the time.
Rachel: Sorry. But our money has not change that we are. Remember when I use to a waiter in this place and you were a head chief or Joey and unemployed actor. I know Ross as always been a snob but hey that part of him.
Ross: Huh? (They stare at him.) Yeah I guess you right.
Chandler: What about me?
Monica: Oh you are just Chandler. Are gay. I mean I little friend who worked all those years in a job he hate.
(Joey knocks on Phoebe apartment door. Phoebe opens it slightly.)
Joey: Can I come in? We need to talk.
Phoebe: We can talk with you standing right there.
Joey: Ok look I'm sorry if we acted like we were above you. It just we forget sometimes we have tons more money now.
Phoebe: No I'm sorry. I have been hiding a secret. I'm a snob.
(She opens the door wide. You see a bunch of fancy and new stuff inside.)
Joey: Oh my god Phoebe how could you afford all this stuff.
Phoebe: I have a new job.
Joey: What? You're a hooker?
Phoebe: No.
(Joey walks over to a desk and picks it up.)
Joey: A Friends Like Us script.
Phoebe: Yeah. Don't you remember you send me one?
Joey: But this is for a show not even shot yet.
Phoebe: Oh right you got it out of me. I'm the head writer of Friends Like Us. But come one. Someone was bond to right a story about us.
Joey: True. But hey can you make Ross less of a geek?
Phoebe: Sure. (Joey leaves.) Right after the weekend at Science camp.
(Everyone is down stairs expect Joey.)
Monica: I cannot believe you already going.
Chandler: But we are going out there for Christmas.
Ross: (Holding baby Joey.) You take care of you mom for me ok?
Monica: Hey let me see him?
Rachel: Where is Joey anyway?
(Joey walks out with a big sandwich.)
Joey: Sorry. I was fixing a snack for the ride to the airport.
Ross: But it only ten minutes.
Joey: Damn it. I knew I should have made a ham one too.
The End ~110 TOW Ross Lawsuit ~ Coming Soon.