~ 112 TOW Jenny Playmate Group ~
(Joey is watching TV as Rachel walks in with Jenny.)
Joey: So you are taking Jenny to her first Playmate group. (Smiles.)
Rachel: Not that type of playmate. How many times do I have to tell you?
Joey: You better not be lying.
Rachel: Well we got to go. (She waits for him to kiss her, but he focus on the TV.) Bye.
(Her and Jenny walk out the door. The phone rings.)
Joey: Rach can you get that? Rach? (Picks up the phone.) Oh hi. They want to interview for my Playboy? Tonight at the mansion? Of course I'm there. (Joey hangs the phone up and picks it back up and dials.) Ross you would not believe it. Playboy wants to interview me and the best part is at the mansion tonight. And I can bring one guest. Well if you promise not to talk about science you can go. Ok I will pick you up in 15 minutes.
(Joey hangs up the phone and starts dancing.)
~ Opening Credits ~
(Rachel and Jenny walk in a room. There are a bunch of other kids with their moms. A lady walks up to them.)
Lady: Hi I'm Monica.
Jenny: Aunt Monica.
Rachel: No she is not Aunt Monica. Her name is also Monica.
Monica: If anyone is here lets start with a group sign alone. Anyone sit down around the circle on the rug.
(Everyone sits down.)
Monica: Lets start with anyone favorite?
Rachel: Not the Little School Bus.
(Anyone starts singing it. Rachel looks annoy.)
Monica: Rachel do you feel ok?
Rachel: Yeah. It just I'll always hated this song.
Monica: So why don't you pick one?
Rachel: A song? That could be sang in with kids?
(Joey and Ross at the gate of the playboy mansion.)
Joey: TV star Joey Tribbuani and one his guest.
Ross: Oh boy I'm a guess at the playboy mansion.
Joey: All you going to try to hook up with any of the bunnies?
Ross: Yes. I'm single after all.
Joey: Yeah. Lucky bastard.
(Joey and Ross are walking around the back yard of the mansion.)
Joey: Oh my god would look at this place.
Ross: (Staring at the swimming pool.) I should have begun my swim trunks.
Joey: You do not need them. They sure don't have any thing on.
(A guy walks up to him.)
Guy: Hi I'm Bob. I will be interviewing you. Afterwards I would give you the full tour.
Joey: Interview? We are here to see the hot babes.
Ross: Joey you are here to be interview by Playboy.
Joey: Oh yeah. Sorry.
Ross: I'm here to meet the babes. (Ross starts to walk around.)
(The playmate group is playing with blocks.)
Monica: Ok I see that anyone has them stack up expect for Jenny. Rachel is she having trouble.
Rachel: No she doing fine Monica. Come on hurry. (Jenny just tosses them around.) No like this. (Rachel's stacks three on each other and hands Jenny the last one. She tosses it and breaks the stack.)
Monica: Just ok. She has tons of time to catch up to the others.
Rachel: What the hell does that mean?
Monica: It just some kids learn slower than others.
Rachel: She only 19 months old. I'm getting out of here.
(She grabs Jenny and storms out.)
(Joey and Ross are driving home.)
Ross: I do not believe I have a date with a playmate. I mean I have her phone name right her. (Shows him a piece of paper.) And you do not have a date with one.
Joey: I'm married.
Ross: Yeah but not a single one hit on you.
Joey: I know. That has me worried I lost my touch.
(Ross just laughs.)
Joey: That is it. (Pulls the car over.) If you going to laugh out me you can walk home. I'm not going to drive out of my way for you.
Ross: Drive out of my way? We live on the same block.
Joey: Get out.
(Ross gets out and Joey drives arrive.)
(Joey walks inside his house while Rachel is on the couch crying.)
Joey: Oh honey want is wrong?
Rachel: Jenny is stupid like me.
Joey: Come one she is not. First off you are not stupid.
Rachel: Yes I'm. I was a waitress at a coffee shop for over two years.
Joey: So what. You a Vice President of a major company now.
Rachel: But what about her? She was the dumbest one in here group. She was the only one not to stack here blocks.
Joey: Come on. She likely thought it was dumb.
Rachel: This is all my fault.
Joey: Why you say that?
Rachel: Because I wish should would not end up a nerd like Ross. It has work because she dumb like me.
Joey: It will be ok. Maybe we should start reading to her and stuff.
Rachel: Ok. (Stops crying.) I heard that good for little kids. In fact I will go out right now and buy some books. (She gets up to leave.) By the way where would I buy books for kids?
Joey: Hell I do not even know will to buy adult books, (Starts smiling.) while the non-picture kind.
(Rachel leaves as Ross walks in.)
Ross: Did he tell you the great news?
Rachel: Well I do not care. I'm off to buy some books for Jenny. She dumb like me you know.
Ross: I do not care. I have a date with a playmate.
Rachel: (Laughs.) Thanks I need a good laugh.
(Ross walks into the living room as She leaves.)
Joey: Hey look dude I'm sorry I made you walk home. It just I was jealous of you and I did not know how to handle it.
Ross: Wow. Hold on a minute. You just said you are Jealous of me. Can I tape that and use it later.
Joey: Oh my god. (Laughs.) I forgot want a loser you are. I'm no jealous anymore.
(Ross leaves upset.)
(Rachel is reading the Cat In The Hat to Jenny.)
Rachel: The end. (Puts the book down.) How did you like the story honey?
Jenny: Ok.
Rachel: Cool. I got tons more to read but it time for you to go to bed.
Jenny: No. More books.
Rachel: Tomorrow Jenny. But it time for you to sleep.
(She puts her in the crib and leaves. Joey walks up to Rachel.)
Rachel: Great news. She is smarter already.
Joey: How can you tell?
Rachel: She is giving me hell about going to bed.
Joey: There you go.
(Ross is kissing his date on her doorstep.)
Denise: I had a great time.
Ross: So how about that movie on Friday Denise?
Denise: Sure. (Kisses him.) Well bye.
(Denise walks inside.)
Ross: (Walking away.) Damn. I did not score with a playmate.
The End ~113 TOW The Hollywood Party~
(Joey is watching TV as Rachel walks in with Jenny.)
Joey: So you are taking Jenny to her first Playmate group. (Smiles.)
Rachel: Not that type of playmate. How many times do I have to tell you?
Joey: You better not be lying.
Rachel: Well we got to go. (She waits for him to kiss her, but he focus on the TV.) Bye.
(Her and Jenny walk out the door. The phone rings.)
Joey: Rach can you get that? Rach? (Picks up the phone.) Oh hi. They want to interview for my Playboy? Tonight at the mansion? Of course I'm there. (Joey hangs the phone up and picks it back up and dials.) Ross you would not believe it. Playboy wants to interview me and the best part is at the mansion tonight. And I can bring one guest. Well if you promise not to talk about science you can go. Ok I will pick you up in 15 minutes.
(Joey hangs up the phone and starts dancing.)
~ Opening Credits ~
(Rachel and Jenny walk in a room. There are a bunch of other kids with their moms. A lady walks up to them.)
Lady: Hi I'm Monica.
Jenny: Aunt Monica.
Rachel: No she is not Aunt Monica. Her name is also Monica.
Monica: If anyone is here lets start with a group sign alone. Anyone sit down around the circle on the rug.
(Everyone sits down.)
Monica: Lets start with anyone favorite?
Rachel: Not the Little School Bus.
(Anyone starts singing it. Rachel looks annoy.)
Monica: Rachel do you feel ok?
Rachel: Yeah. It just I'll always hated this song.
Monica: So why don't you pick one?
Rachel: A song? That could be sang in with kids?
(Joey and Ross at the gate of the playboy mansion.)
Joey: TV star Joey Tribbuani and one his guest.
Ross: Oh boy I'm a guess at the playboy mansion.
Joey: All you going to try to hook up with any of the bunnies?
Ross: Yes. I'm single after all.
Joey: Yeah. Lucky bastard.
(Joey and Ross are walking around the back yard of the mansion.)
Joey: Oh my god would look at this place.
Ross: (Staring at the swimming pool.) I should have begun my swim trunks.
Joey: You do not need them. They sure don't have any thing on.
(A guy walks up to him.)
Guy: Hi I'm Bob. I will be interviewing you. Afterwards I would give you the full tour.
Joey: Interview? We are here to see the hot babes.
Ross: Joey you are here to be interview by Playboy.
Joey: Oh yeah. Sorry.
Ross: I'm here to meet the babes. (Ross starts to walk around.)
(The playmate group is playing with blocks.)
Monica: Ok I see that anyone has them stack up expect for Jenny. Rachel is she having trouble.
Rachel: No she doing fine Monica. Come on hurry. (Jenny just tosses them around.) No like this. (Rachel's stacks three on each other and hands Jenny the last one. She tosses it and breaks the stack.)
Monica: Just ok. She has tons of time to catch up to the others.
Rachel: What the hell does that mean?
Monica: It just some kids learn slower than others.
Rachel: She only 19 months old. I'm getting out of here.
(She grabs Jenny and storms out.)
(Joey and Ross are driving home.)
Ross: I do not believe I have a date with a playmate. I mean I have her phone name right her. (Shows him a piece of paper.) And you do not have a date with one.
Joey: I'm married.
Ross: Yeah but not a single one hit on you.
Joey: I know. That has me worried I lost my touch.
(Ross just laughs.)
Joey: That is it. (Pulls the car over.) If you going to laugh out me you can walk home. I'm not going to drive out of my way for you.
Ross: Drive out of my way? We live on the same block.
Joey: Get out.
(Ross gets out and Joey drives arrive.)
(Joey walks inside his house while Rachel is on the couch crying.)
Joey: Oh honey want is wrong?
Rachel: Jenny is stupid like me.
Joey: Come one she is not. First off you are not stupid.
Rachel: Yes I'm. I was a waitress at a coffee shop for over two years.
Joey: So what. You a Vice President of a major company now.
Rachel: But what about her? She was the dumbest one in here group. She was the only one not to stack here blocks.
Joey: Come on. She likely thought it was dumb.
Rachel: This is all my fault.
Joey: Why you say that?
Rachel: Because I wish should would not end up a nerd like Ross. It has work because she dumb like me.
Joey: It will be ok. Maybe we should start reading to her and stuff.
Rachel: Ok. (Stops crying.) I heard that good for little kids. In fact I will go out right now and buy some books. (She gets up to leave.) By the way where would I buy books for kids?
Joey: Hell I do not even know will to buy adult books, (Starts smiling.) while the non-picture kind.
(Rachel leaves as Ross walks in.)
Ross: Did he tell you the great news?
Rachel: Well I do not care. I'm off to buy some books for Jenny. She dumb like me you know.
Ross: I do not care. I have a date with a playmate.
Rachel: (Laughs.) Thanks I need a good laugh.
(Ross walks into the living room as She leaves.)
Joey: Hey look dude I'm sorry I made you walk home. It just I was jealous of you and I did not know how to handle it.
Ross: Wow. Hold on a minute. You just said you are Jealous of me. Can I tape that and use it later.
Joey: Oh my god. (Laughs.) I forgot want a loser you are. I'm no jealous anymore.
(Ross leaves upset.)
(Rachel is reading the Cat In The Hat to Jenny.)
Rachel: The end. (Puts the book down.) How did you like the story honey?
Jenny: Ok.
Rachel: Cool. I got tons more to read but it time for you to go to bed.
Jenny: No. More books.
Rachel: Tomorrow Jenny. But it time for you to sleep.
(She puts her in the crib and leaves. Joey walks up to Rachel.)
Rachel: Great news. She is smarter already.
Joey: How can you tell?
Rachel: She is giving me hell about going to bed.
Joey: There you go.
(Ross is kissing his date on her doorstep.)
Denise: I had a great time.
Ross: So how about that movie on Friday Denise?
Denise: Sure. (Kisses him.) Well bye.
(Denise walks inside.)
Ross: (Walking away.) Damn. I did not score with a playmate.
The End ~113 TOW The Hollywood Party~