~ 113 TOW The Hollywood Party ~
(Joey is buttoning his shirt in the bathroom as Rachel walks in dress up.)
Joey: When is Ross getting here?
Rachel: After he drops Jenny off at Carol's. You need help with your tie.
Joey: Yes. (Rachel puts his tie on him.) Just is our first big Hollywood party.
Rachel: I know. I just upset I cannot take photos.
Joey: Just remember to not stay anything stupid or it will end up in the papers.
Rachel: Yeah, yeah I know.
(There is a know at the door.)
Joey: That must be Ross.
Rachel: I will get it.
(Rachel heads downstairs and opens the door. Ross is in a light blue suit.)
Rachel: Oh my.
Ross: You like. I really wanted to make a splash.
Rachel: You may even make the papers.
~ Opening Credits ~
(Joey, Ross, and Rachel are in the car.)
Joey: (Driving.) How can you dress up in that crap?
Ross: Oh shut up. I look fine.
Joey: If you was a smuf. Rach tell him.
Ross: Yeah Rach tells him how you like it.
Rachel: I'm not dumb enough to get in the middle of this.
Ross: That is code for I do not want to disagree with my husband.
Joey: Oh it is I do not want to make my loser of a ex-boyfriend feel bad.
Rachel: Will the two of you just shut up?
Ross: He started it.
(They pull up to front of a house and get out. A worker takes the car to be park.)
Joey: (Takes Rachel arm.) We do not know him? (They walk inside.)
Ross: Oh yeah. I do not know you.
(Ross is talking with a group of people including Martin Sheen. Joey and Rachel are standing by a wall by themselves.)
Joey: Look at that. They must feel sorry for him.
Rachel: Yeah that is it. (Rolls her eyes.) I'm going to head over there to see want is up.
(Rachel walks over to the group.)
Sheen: I love that suit of yours. It makes you stand out.
Ross: Well thank you. Some people I came with do not like it. Oh hey Rach. Martin this is Rachel Green, Rachel this is.
Rachel: Martin Sheen. I love you on the West Wing.
Martin: Thanks.
(Joey just watches with his eyes widen.)
Ross: Well you excuse me I how to look for Jim Carry. We were talking about the T-Rex early but he had to go to the restroom.
(Ross walks away is Joey runs up.)
Joey: Hi. Joey Tribbiani, star of Friends Like Us. (Instead his hand.)
Martin: Oh you want an autograph. (Reaches in his jacket.)
(Ross is talking with Jim Carry.)
Jim: So the T-Rex was not as much as a meat eater as we are lead to believe.
Ross: No, no.
Jim: Hey I have to run since I suppose to be on set early in the morning.
Ross: Nice meeting you Mr. Carry.
Jim: Please call me at this number. (Hands him a card.) I might be able to get you a small role in it.
Ross: Oh thanks.
(Jim leaves as Joey walks up.)
Ross: My god. Jim is going to get me a part in his the movie he is shooting.
Joey: Yeah right. He just said that so you would shut up.
Ross: Well how many offers for a job did you get tonight?
Joey: One.
Ross: Oh yeah that right. They want you to use your voice in a diet pill commercial.
Joey: Still. It is work.
(Rachel runs up.)
Rachel: Would you two knock it off? I'm afraid to be seen with either of you.
Joey: Ok. Let's just try to stay out of each others hair to we leave.
Ross: Fine.
(Joey walks away.)
Rachel: Hey you would not believe it. I was talking to Jim Carry early about fashion and he offered me a role in the movie he is shooting.
Ross: No way. He offer me a row to just a minute ago.
Rachel: Come on you kidding me. He left right after he hand me his card. It was like 20 minutes ago.
Ross: No he did not. He must have been playing you since you went on about fashion.
Rachel: Maybe he was playing you. What boring thing were you talking about with him?
Ross: The T-Rex. Man, Jim Carry has played us.
Rachel: Look he over there talking to Sheen.
(They both walk up to them.)
Jim: Oh my god they both coming over.
Ross: Hey Jim you were not trying to play us so we leave you alone was you?
Jim: No. It just Martin stop me to ask a question about something. (Stares at Martin.)
Martin: Yeah I wanted to ask you about the name of that movie you star in where you were a cable guy?
Jim: You mean the Cable Guy?
Martin: Yeah what was the name of it?
Rachel: So you was not trying to play me neither?
Jim: I sorry I was. It just I do not find fashion that interesting.
Rachel: But the T-Rex is!
(Rachel storms off to Joey crying.)
Joey: Here, here Rach. Hey lets go find a room upstairs and have sex?
Rachel: Ok. By the way whose house is this?
Joey: Rob Lowe's I think. I wonder where he is?
(They walk upstairs where the run into Lowe.)
Rob: Hi. I hope you enjoy the party Joey?
Joey: It is ok. Hey this is my wife Rachel Green. Rach this is Rob Lowe.
Rachel: Hi. (Shake hands.) What you doing up here?
Rob: Trying to avoid that guy who is talking about the T-Rex, Ross Geller. Who the hell bring him anyway?
Joey: We have no idea. You mind if you look around up here?
Rob: No go ahead. Just have sex in the third room to the left. I always wash the sheets after every party from that room.
Rachel: Thanks.
(Rachel and Joey head into the room. Ross has Brandon Whiteford cornered.)
Ross: So will you pass alone the idea of a whole West Wing episode base on the President at a science expo?
Brandon: (Looks scared.) Sure. I have to get going.
(Brandon runs out of the house. Rob walks up to him.)
Rob: Hey buddy why are you here? Who the hell allow you in?
Ross: Oh I came with Joey Tribbiani.
Rob: Really. He is upstairs right now. Why don't you go get him and leave? He is in the third room on the left.
(Ross walks upstairs and opens the door.)
Ross: Man these stars are all jerks. So you two sneak off to have sex.
(Joey is reading a tabloid paper on his couch. Ross and Rachel are sitting in chairs.)
Joey: I cannot believe you two talk to them about this.
Rachel: The only reason I talk to them was because Ross told them we was on a break.
Ross: Hey they believe I was right.
Joey: Thank god I have an agent that can clear this up. I'm going on Leno tonight. And any neither of you is going backstage with me.
Ross: Fine.
(The phone rings. Rachel picks it up.)
Rachel: Yeah. I guess you can say I had mix feelings when he said my name instead of hers.
(Ross grabs the phone and hands it to Joey. He chucks it.)
Rachel: Joey that was about my boss naming Lisa instead of me as head of overseas sales. We talk about it. I glad I did not get it because it would mean I would have to travel all the time.
Joey: Well, maybe they were going to try to change your mind.
The End ~ 114 TOW Joey Wants A Baby ~ Coming Soon
(Joey is buttoning his shirt in the bathroom as Rachel walks in dress up.)
Joey: When is Ross getting here?
Rachel: After he drops Jenny off at Carol's. You need help with your tie.
Joey: Yes. (Rachel puts his tie on him.) Just is our first big Hollywood party.
Rachel: I know. I just upset I cannot take photos.
Joey: Just remember to not stay anything stupid or it will end up in the papers.
Rachel: Yeah, yeah I know.
(There is a know at the door.)
Joey: That must be Ross.
Rachel: I will get it.
(Rachel heads downstairs and opens the door. Ross is in a light blue suit.)
Rachel: Oh my.
Ross: You like. I really wanted to make a splash.
Rachel: You may even make the papers.
~ Opening Credits ~
(Joey, Ross, and Rachel are in the car.)
Joey: (Driving.) How can you dress up in that crap?
Ross: Oh shut up. I look fine.
Joey: If you was a smuf. Rach tell him.
Ross: Yeah Rach tells him how you like it.
Rachel: I'm not dumb enough to get in the middle of this.
Ross: That is code for I do not want to disagree with my husband.
Joey: Oh it is I do not want to make my loser of a ex-boyfriend feel bad.
Rachel: Will the two of you just shut up?
Ross: He started it.
(They pull up to front of a house and get out. A worker takes the car to be park.)
Joey: (Takes Rachel arm.) We do not know him? (They walk inside.)
Ross: Oh yeah. I do not know you.
(Ross is talking with a group of people including Martin Sheen. Joey and Rachel are standing by a wall by themselves.)
Joey: Look at that. They must feel sorry for him.
Rachel: Yeah that is it. (Rolls her eyes.) I'm going to head over there to see want is up.
(Rachel walks over to the group.)
Sheen: I love that suit of yours. It makes you stand out.
Ross: Well thank you. Some people I came with do not like it. Oh hey Rach. Martin this is Rachel Green, Rachel this is.
Rachel: Martin Sheen. I love you on the West Wing.
Martin: Thanks.
(Joey just watches with his eyes widen.)
Ross: Well you excuse me I how to look for Jim Carry. We were talking about the T-Rex early but he had to go to the restroom.
(Ross walks away is Joey runs up.)
Joey: Hi. Joey Tribbiani, star of Friends Like Us. (Instead his hand.)
Martin: Oh you want an autograph. (Reaches in his jacket.)
(Ross is talking with Jim Carry.)
Jim: So the T-Rex was not as much as a meat eater as we are lead to believe.
Ross: No, no.
Jim: Hey I have to run since I suppose to be on set early in the morning.
Ross: Nice meeting you Mr. Carry.
Jim: Please call me at this number. (Hands him a card.) I might be able to get you a small role in it.
Ross: Oh thanks.
(Jim leaves as Joey walks up.)
Ross: My god. Jim is going to get me a part in his the movie he is shooting.
Joey: Yeah right. He just said that so you would shut up.
Ross: Well how many offers for a job did you get tonight?
Joey: One.
Ross: Oh yeah that right. They want you to use your voice in a diet pill commercial.
Joey: Still. It is work.
(Rachel runs up.)
Rachel: Would you two knock it off? I'm afraid to be seen with either of you.
Joey: Ok. Let's just try to stay out of each others hair to we leave.
Ross: Fine.
(Joey walks away.)
Rachel: Hey you would not believe it. I was talking to Jim Carry early about fashion and he offered me a role in the movie he is shooting.
Ross: No way. He offer me a row to just a minute ago.
Rachel: Come on you kidding me. He left right after he hand me his card. It was like 20 minutes ago.
Ross: No he did not. He must have been playing you since you went on about fashion.
Rachel: Maybe he was playing you. What boring thing were you talking about with him?
Ross: The T-Rex. Man, Jim Carry has played us.
Rachel: Look he over there talking to Sheen.
(They both walk up to them.)
Jim: Oh my god they both coming over.
Ross: Hey Jim you were not trying to play us so we leave you alone was you?
Jim: No. It just Martin stop me to ask a question about something. (Stares at Martin.)
Martin: Yeah I wanted to ask you about the name of that movie you star in where you were a cable guy?
Jim: You mean the Cable Guy?
Martin: Yeah what was the name of it?
Rachel: So you was not trying to play me neither?
Jim: I sorry I was. It just I do not find fashion that interesting.
Rachel: But the T-Rex is!
(Rachel storms off to Joey crying.)
Joey: Here, here Rach. Hey lets go find a room upstairs and have sex?
Rachel: Ok. By the way whose house is this?
Joey: Rob Lowe's I think. I wonder where he is?
(They walk upstairs where the run into Lowe.)
Rob: Hi. I hope you enjoy the party Joey?
Joey: It is ok. Hey this is my wife Rachel Green. Rach this is Rob Lowe.
Rachel: Hi. (Shake hands.) What you doing up here?
Rob: Trying to avoid that guy who is talking about the T-Rex, Ross Geller. Who the hell bring him anyway?
Joey: We have no idea. You mind if you look around up here?
Rob: No go ahead. Just have sex in the third room to the left. I always wash the sheets after every party from that room.
Rachel: Thanks.
(Rachel and Joey head into the room. Ross has Brandon Whiteford cornered.)
Ross: So will you pass alone the idea of a whole West Wing episode base on the President at a science expo?
Brandon: (Looks scared.) Sure. I have to get going.
(Brandon runs out of the house. Rob walks up to him.)
Rob: Hey buddy why are you here? Who the hell allow you in?
Ross: Oh I came with Joey Tribbiani.
Rob: Really. He is upstairs right now. Why don't you go get him and leave? He is in the third room on the left.
(Ross walks upstairs and opens the door.)
Ross: Man these stars are all jerks. So you two sneak off to have sex.
(Joey is reading a tabloid paper on his couch. Ross and Rachel are sitting in chairs.)
Joey: I cannot believe you two talk to them about this.
Rachel: The only reason I talk to them was because Ross told them we was on a break.
Ross: Hey they believe I was right.
Joey: Thank god I have an agent that can clear this up. I'm going on Leno tonight. And any neither of you is going backstage with me.
Ross: Fine.
(The phone rings. Rachel picks it up.)
Rachel: Yeah. I guess you can say I had mix feelings when he said my name instead of hers.
(Ross grabs the phone and hands it to Joey. He chucks it.)
Rachel: Joey that was about my boss naming Lisa instead of me as head of overseas sales. We talk about it. I glad I did not get it because it would mean I would have to travel all the time.
Joey: Well, maybe they were going to try to change your mind.
The End ~ 114 TOW Joey Wants A Baby ~ Coming Soon