~ 114 TOW Joey Wants A Baby ~
(Rachel and Ross are walking around the park with Jenny. Joey watches from a distance.)
Joey: (Talking to himself.) Look at them walking around as a family. That should be Rachel and I. (Shakes his head.) What the hell I'm saying? I'm talking like I crazy. The only thing they are doing is having ice cream with their daughter. Wait he is pointing at her breasts. Or she just spilled ice cream on it.
(Ross, Rachel, and Joey walk by.)
Ross: We are going over to the pond.
Rachel: You going to come.
Joey: No I just going to sit here and enjoy the day.
Rachel: Checking out the chicks?
Joey: Only the best looking one in the park.
Ross: You saw that blond too? (Joey nods.)
Rachel: Ok we will be back in a few minutes.
(Joey watches them walk away as some old lady sits down next to them.)
Old Lady: Cute looking family. Are they your friends?
Joey: No she is my wife; he is my friend, and she my stepdaughter.
Old Lady: Sorry.
Joey: Get out of here, I'm thinking!
(She gets up and leaves.)
Joey: It should be Rachel and I walking around with our kid.
~ Opening Credits ~
(Ross is setting the table as Joey, Jenny, and Rachel walks inside the house.)
Ross: Everyone is ready. Just take a seat.
Rachel: Ok but Jenny is not feeling well. I'm going to lay her down for a nap.
Jenny: No nap.
Joey: Hey I can do it.
Jenny: I nap with Joey.
Rachel: Ok Jo you can take her.
(Joey picks Jenny up. They walk upstairs.)
Ross: He is going to make a great Dad.
Rachel: What? Why you saying that for. We are not going to have a kid anytime soon.
Ross: I'm just saying.
(Joey puts Jenny in the crib.)
Joey: Hey can I ask you something. Would you like a little brother or sister to play with?
Jenny: Play, yes.
Joey: Ok you on board. Now we have to get you mom to go along with it.
(Joey walks back downstairs.)
Joey: He Ross why did you have a ladies shaver in you restroom.
Rachel: (Laughing.) Oh that because he shaves his chest with it.
Ross: Hey I told you to never tell anyone about that. (Joey laughs hard.)
Rachel: What you laughing at. You do the same.
Ross: Hey I want to ask you about something we were talking about. Rach said it is going to be a long time before you have a kid.
Joey: (Looks hurt.) Yeah I guess.
Rachel: (Sees Joey's face.) Hey we do not need to talk about this.
Ross: Oh come on. I mean how long before Jenny has a little brother or sister?
Rachel: Hey lets talk about Ross shaving his thighs instead.
(Joey walks into Rachel and his house carrying a sleeping Jenny.)
Joey: I will go put her in the crib.
Rachel: Ok.
(Joey walks upstairs and lays her down. He starts to cry.)
Joey: Hey I know you want a little brother or sister to kick away but it looks like it will be a while, if ever. I did not think you mom wants to have a baby with me.
(He kisses her forehead. When he turns around he sees Rachel they're crying.)
Joey: Rach.
Rachel: I got to go. (She runs downstairs and out the door.)
(Rachel pounds on Ross's front door. Ross comes downstairs with shaving cream on his chest and thighs.)
Ross: What the hell is it? (He looks threw the pep hole and opens he door.) Hey Rach what is up?
Rachel: It is Joey. I heard him talking to Jenny and he said he thinks I do not want to ever have kids with him. And I figured you would shave in the morning.
Ross: I usually do. (He grabs a towel and cleans the shaving cream off.) Look you want to sit down?
(They sit down.)
Ross: Well did you want to have any kids with him?
Rachel: I'm not sure. We never talk about it and I never thought about it.
Ross: (Itching his chest.) Maybe you should talk to him about it.
Rachel: Yeah, but I think he wants one now and I really don't. I would like to wait a couple more years.
Ross: Ok go tell him so I can go shave.
(Rachel gets up and leaves.)
Ross: Man they are right. It goes come back thinker each time.
(Rachel runs back in her.)
Rachel: Joey we need to talk.
Joey: (From the bedroom.) No we do not.
(Rachel walks upstairs and stands in the bedroom doorway.)
Rachel: Yes we did.
(They sit down on the bed. She grabs his hand.)
Rachel: Hey I sorry if I give you the idea I do not want to have kids with you. It just I do not want a kid right now. I mean I doing so well at my job and I do not want to screw it up.
Joey: Ok. I sorry I even brought this up. It just at the park today I saw you walking with Ross and Jenny like a family and I got jealous.
Rachel: Hey that ok. But you know we are a family right?
Joey: Yeah, yeah.
(They kiss.)
Rachel: Hey why don't we practice making babies?
Joey: Ok. (Starts itching.) But maybe I should shave first.
(Ross, Rachel, and Jenny are walking in the park. Joey is sitting on the bench.)
Rachel: Hey Jo we going to go get some ice cream. You want to come?
Joey: Sure.
Ross: (Talking to himself.) Look at him run over here. Trying to cut in at our family time.
Rachel: So what type of ice cream you want Jenny.
Jenny: Rocky Road.
Ross: You love Rocky Road don't you Jenny.
(The old lady from the other day walks by.)
Old Lady: Hey that why are you walk with him. (Point to Joey.) He is a stalker. I saw he watching you guys the other day.
Rachel: No he is not a stalker. He is my husband.
Joey: Yeah we went over this the other day you old hag.
Old Lady: Then why do you have a kid with him? Are you some type of slut?
Ross: No she not a. While maybe in high school a little she was but we went out for a year.
Old Lady: So you dump her after you got her pregnant?
Ross: First off we broke up several years ago. Second we was on a. (Joey grabs his arm.)
Joey: Lets go get that ice cream dude.
Rachel: Yeah before we leave you here.
Ross: Ok. (They start to walk away. He points at Ross and says it was her fault.)
The End ~ 115 TOW Rachel Gets A Chance To Cheat ~
(Rachel and Ross are walking around the park with Jenny. Joey watches from a distance.)
Joey: (Talking to himself.) Look at them walking around as a family. That should be Rachel and I. (Shakes his head.) What the hell I'm saying? I'm talking like I crazy. The only thing they are doing is having ice cream with their daughter. Wait he is pointing at her breasts. Or she just spilled ice cream on it.
(Ross, Rachel, and Joey walk by.)
Ross: We are going over to the pond.
Rachel: You going to come.
Joey: No I just going to sit here and enjoy the day.
Rachel: Checking out the chicks?
Joey: Only the best looking one in the park.
Ross: You saw that blond too? (Joey nods.)
Rachel: Ok we will be back in a few minutes.
(Joey watches them walk away as some old lady sits down next to them.)
Old Lady: Cute looking family. Are they your friends?
Joey: No she is my wife; he is my friend, and she my stepdaughter.
Old Lady: Sorry.
Joey: Get out of here, I'm thinking!
(She gets up and leaves.)
Joey: It should be Rachel and I walking around with our kid.
~ Opening Credits ~
(Ross is setting the table as Joey, Jenny, and Rachel walks inside the house.)
Ross: Everyone is ready. Just take a seat.
Rachel: Ok but Jenny is not feeling well. I'm going to lay her down for a nap.
Jenny: No nap.
Joey: Hey I can do it.
Jenny: I nap with Joey.
Rachel: Ok Jo you can take her.
(Joey picks Jenny up. They walk upstairs.)
Ross: He is going to make a great Dad.
Rachel: What? Why you saying that for. We are not going to have a kid anytime soon.
Ross: I'm just saying.
(Joey puts Jenny in the crib.)
Joey: Hey can I ask you something. Would you like a little brother or sister to play with?
Jenny: Play, yes.
Joey: Ok you on board. Now we have to get you mom to go along with it.
(Joey walks back downstairs.)
Joey: He Ross why did you have a ladies shaver in you restroom.
Rachel: (Laughing.) Oh that because he shaves his chest with it.
Ross: Hey I told you to never tell anyone about that. (Joey laughs hard.)
Rachel: What you laughing at. You do the same.
Ross: Hey I want to ask you about something we were talking about. Rach said it is going to be a long time before you have a kid.
Joey: (Looks hurt.) Yeah I guess.
Rachel: (Sees Joey's face.) Hey we do not need to talk about this.
Ross: Oh come on. I mean how long before Jenny has a little brother or sister?
Rachel: Hey lets talk about Ross shaving his thighs instead.
(Joey walks into Rachel and his house carrying a sleeping Jenny.)
Joey: I will go put her in the crib.
Rachel: Ok.
(Joey walks upstairs and lays her down. He starts to cry.)
Joey: Hey I know you want a little brother or sister to kick away but it looks like it will be a while, if ever. I did not think you mom wants to have a baby with me.
(He kisses her forehead. When he turns around he sees Rachel they're crying.)
Joey: Rach.
Rachel: I got to go. (She runs downstairs and out the door.)
(Rachel pounds on Ross's front door. Ross comes downstairs with shaving cream on his chest and thighs.)
Ross: What the hell is it? (He looks threw the pep hole and opens he door.) Hey Rach what is up?
Rachel: It is Joey. I heard him talking to Jenny and he said he thinks I do not want to ever have kids with him. And I figured you would shave in the morning.
Ross: I usually do. (He grabs a towel and cleans the shaving cream off.) Look you want to sit down?
(They sit down.)
Ross: Well did you want to have any kids with him?
Rachel: I'm not sure. We never talk about it and I never thought about it.
Ross: (Itching his chest.) Maybe you should talk to him about it.
Rachel: Yeah, but I think he wants one now and I really don't. I would like to wait a couple more years.
Ross: Ok go tell him so I can go shave.
(Rachel gets up and leaves.)
Ross: Man they are right. It goes come back thinker each time.
(Rachel runs back in her.)
Rachel: Joey we need to talk.
Joey: (From the bedroom.) No we do not.
(Rachel walks upstairs and stands in the bedroom doorway.)
Rachel: Yes we did.
(They sit down on the bed. She grabs his hand.)
Rachel: Hey I sorry if I give you the idea I do not want to have kids with you. It just I do not want a kid right now. I mean I doing so well at my job and I do not want to screw it up.
Joey: Ok. I sorry I even brought this up. It just at the park today I saw you walking with Ross and Jenny like a family and I got jealous.
Rachel: Hey that ok. But you know we are a family right?
Joey: Yeah, yeah.
(They kiss.)
Rachel: Hey why don't we practice making babies?
Joey: Ok. (Starts itching.) But maybe I should shave first.
(Ross, Rachel, and Jenny are walking in the park. Joey is sitting on the bench.)
Rachel: Hey Jo we going to go get some ice cream. You want to come?
Joey: Sure.
Ross: (Talking to himself.) Look at him run over here. Trying to cut in at our family time.
Rachel: So what type of ice cream you want Jenny.
Jenny: Rocky Road.
Ross: You love Rocky Road don't you Jenny.
(The old lady from the other day walks by.)
Old Lady: Hey that why are you walk with him. (Point to Joey.) He is a stalker. I saw he watching you guys the other day.
Rachel: No he is not a stalker. He is my husband.
Joey: Yeah we went over this the other day you old hag.
Old Lady: Then why do you have a kid with him? Are you some type of slut?
Ross: No she not a. While maybe in high school a little she was but we went out for a year.
Old Lady: So you dump her after you got her pregnant?
Ross: First off we broke up several years ago. Second we was on a. (Joey grabs his arm.)
Joey: Lets go get that ice cream dude.
Rachel: Yeah before we leave you here.
Ross: Ok. (They start to walk away. He points at Ross and says it was her fault.)
The End ~ 115 TOW Rachel Gets A Chance To Cheat ~