~ 115 TOW Rachel Has A Chance To Cheat ~
(Rachel is talking to a lady at work.)
Rachel: Hey do you want to finish this over lunch Denise.
Denise: Sure. Oh I suppose to meet my Brother for today for lunch. He is in town from New York.
Rachel: Ok. Is there a spot you were supposed to meet him or was he come here first.
Denise: He is coming here. In fact that is he at the doorway.
Rachel: (Looks up in shock.) Danny Smart. Your brother is Danny Smart.
Denise: Do you guys know he other?
Rachel: A little.
(Danny walks up.)
Danny: Hi Denise. (They hug. He stares at Rachel.) Rachel Green is that you?
Rachel: Yes. (They shake hands.) I'm surprise you realize it is I, I mean with the nose job and all.
Danny: Well I like you new one.
Rachel: (Laughing.) Oh stop. (Rachel slowly takes off her wedding ring and put it in her purse.) Who knows? Maybe we can have dinner as while.
Danny: It will have to be just us. Denise is busy tonight.
Rachel: Fine by me. (She flirty puts her hand on his shoulder.)
~ Opening Credits ~
(Carol, Ben, and Ross are at the doorway as Joey carries Jenny downstairs.)
Carol: Oh did you dress her up like that?
Joey: No Rachel did seven hour ago. She has been crying the whole time.
Ross: Well that is ok. (Picks her up.) Maybe she will sleep during the play then.
Joey: So Ben, are you nervous about your first lead in the school play?
Ben: A little bit. It is Peter Pan after all.
Carol: Did you ever play Peter Pan Jo?
Joey: God no. Everyone knows the kid that plays peter pan turns out to be gay. (Everyone stares at him.)
Ross: Well we should be going.
(They are leave as Rachel walks in.)
Rachel: Break a leg tonight Ben.
Ben: Ok.
(Rachel walks in and shuts the door.)
Joey: Hey I made dinner. It is about ready.
Rachel: Sorry Jo. I'm having a business dinner tonight. I just came home to change.
Joey: But I order three pizzas.
Rachel: Sorry. And do not wait up. It is a big deal that might take all night to workout.
(Rachel walks upstairs as Joey walks back in the kitchen.)
Rachel: (Picks up the phone.) Monica you will not believe who I'm having dinner with tonight. Danny Silver.
(Joey puts the dishes in the sink and pick up the phone.)
Joey: I better cancel one of the pizzas. (He picks up the phone and last.) And tonight I'm going to have him where I want him. Naked in bed. What the hell is Rachel talking about?
(Ross and Ben are in the backstage area of a stage.)
Ross: Ben you mother and I will be sitting in the front row.
Ben: (Reading a script.) Oh no.
Ross: What the matter? Forgetting your lines?
Ben: No. It is mom and you sitting in the front row with Jenny. She betters not cry or anything.
Ross: She is not going to cry. And if she does I will take her out to the hallway.
(Ross heads down to his seat. Jenny is crying.)
Ross: What is wrong with her?
Carol: I do not know. Take her out into the hall until she stops. People have been staring at me.
Ross: Ok. I just hope I did not miss too much. (He picks Jenny up and carries her out.)
(Joey is on the phone. Rachel walks downstairs all dress up.)
Rachel: Do not wait up honey.
Joey: Ok. Have fun. (Rachel leaves.) So Chandler has you found anything out about this Danny Silver guy? Rachel had a huge crush on him her freshman year of college. Oh crap. No I not going to tell you want I'm going to do. Because that way it would hurt my instantly plead in my murder trail. Of course I'm going to kill him. But I need to catch up to Rachel. (Joey looks at the window.) Rachel seems to be confuse by the stick shift and is stalled so I can follow her. Goodbye.
(Joey hangs up the phone and grabs his coat off the rack.)
(Ross is out in the hallway with a crying Jenny.)
Ross: What is wrong Jenny. We are missing a lot of the play.
(There is a lot of clapping from inside the gym.)
Ross: See the first act is already over.
(A few people come out including Carol.)
Carol: What is wrong with her. You miss all of the first act.
Ross: I did not know? I change her and anything.
Carol: Well I hope she stops. Ben looking over a couple of times and look upset when he did not see you there.
Ross: Hey can you stay out her with her then. I'm sure she will stop in a couple of minutes.
Carol: I guess.
Ross: Thanks. I own you one. (Ross goes to walk inside but stops.) Well ready we all even for leaving me for Susan.
(Ross walks inside.)
Carol: Can you calm down for me? (Carol picks her up and she stops.) That is good.
(Carol walks inside with her.)
(Rachel and Danny are having dinner at a restaurant. Joey is watching them from another table.)
Joey: (To a waiter.) So did she have her wedding ring on?
Waiter: Nope.
Joey: Thanks you for the spying. (Tips him.)
(Rachel and Danny get up.)
Danny: So is it back to my room for dessert?
Rachel: Well if it includes these handcuffs. (Pulls them out of her purse.)
Danny: Oh my yes.
(They leave. Joey follows slowly.)
(Ross and Carol are clapping at the end of the second act. Jenny is a sleep.)
Ross: How did you get her to calm down like that?
Carol: I do not know. I guess I have that special touch with girls. (They both laugh.)
Ross: Yeah you do. Hey by the way are you seeing anyone right now?
Carol: In fact I'm. What is happening with you?
Ross: Nothing but there is this teacher at work name Trish.
Carol: The one with the long blond hair.
Ross: Yeah. How did you know her?
Carol: Whom did you think I'm dating?
Ross: Damn you.
(Rachel and Danny walk inside the room. Joey holding a box puts his ear against the door.)
Danny: So would you like something to drink out on the balcony?
Rachel: Sure.
(They walk out on it. Joey uses his credit card to break into the room. He puts the box underneath the sheets.)
Joey: I hope this works. (He hears the coming back in and runs into the bathroom.)
Rachel: (Laughing.) Hey why don't you get out of those clothes while I get those cuffs from my purse?
Danny: Ok.
(Rachel walks over to his purse and pulls out the cuffs. Danny gets undress quickly and lays on the bed.)
Rachel: Good. Now let me see your arms. (She handcuffs his hands to the bedpost.) I will be right back. I'm just going to slip into a little something.
(Rachel walks into the bathroom with Joey standing there.)
Rachel: What the hell are you doing here?
Joey: Hey I'm not the one meeting some guy in a hotel room. You were going to have sex with him.
Rachel: Joey no I'm not. I'm getting my long waited revenge on him by getting him naked in bed then stealing his clothes.
Joey: Why?
Rachel: Because in college I had a crush on him and we had a dated but he stood me up.
Joey: Oh. (Laughs.)
Rachel: I know it pretty mean.
Joey: No not that. I'm thinking about the box of red ants I left under the sheets.
(Danny starts to scream.)
Rachel: Lets get the hell out of here.
(They run out of the room.)
(Carol, Jenny, Ross, and Ben are backstage after the play.)
Ross: You was great tonight Ben?
Ben: Really.
Carol: Yeah.
(A boy walks up to them.)
Ben: Hey Kevin, are we still on for our date Friday? (Ross gets a scare look on his face.) Man I knew after want Joey said that would freak you out.
The End ~116 TOW Rachel Has A Wreck~ Coming Soon
(Rachel is talking to a lady at work.)
Rachel: Hey do you want to finish this over lunch Denise.
Denise: Sure. Oh I suppose to meet my Brother for today for lunch. He is in town from New York.
Rachel: Ok. Is there a spot you were supposed to meet him or was he come here first.
Denise: He is coming here. In fact that is he at the doorway.
Rachel: (Looks up in shock.) Danny Smart. Your brother is Danny Smart.
Denise: Do you guys know he other?
Rachel: A little.
(Danny walks up.)
Danny: Hi Denise. (They hug. He stares at Rachel.) Rachel Green is that you?
Rachel: Yes. (They shake hands.) I'm surprise you realize it is I, I mean with the nose job and all.
Danny: Well I like you new one.
Rachel: (Laughing.) Oh stop. (Rachel slowly takes off her wedding ring and put it in her purse.) Who knows? Maybe we can have dinner as while.
Danny: It will have to be just us. Denise is busy tonight.
Rachel: Fine by me. (She flirty puts her hand on his shoulder.)
~ Opening Credits ~
(Carol, Ben, and Ross are at the doorway as Joey carries Jenny downstairs.)
Carol: Oh did you dress her up like that?
Joey: No Rachel did seven hour ago. She has been crying the whole time.
Ross: Well that is ok. (Picks her up.) Maybe she will sleep during the play then.
Joey: So Ben, are you nervous about your first lead in the school play?
Ben: A little bit. It is Peter Pan after all.
Carol: Did you ever play Peter Pan Jo?
Joey: God no. Everyone knows the kid that plays peter pan turns out to be gay. (Everyone stares at him.)
Ross: Well we should be going.
(They are leave as Rachel walks in.)
Rachel: Break a leg tonight Ben.
Ben: Ok.
(Rachel walks in and shuts the door.)
Joey: Hey I made dinner. It is about ready.
Rachel: Sorry Jo. I'm having a business dinner tonight. I just came home to change.
Joey: But I order three pizzas.
Rachel: Sorry. And do not wait up. It is a big deal that might take all night to workout.
(Rachel walks upstairs as Joey walks back in the kitchen.)
Rachel: (Picks up the phone.) Monica you will not believe who I'm having dinner with tonight. Danny Silver.
(Joey puts the dishes in the sink and pick up the phone.)
Joey: I better cancel one of the pizzas. (He picks up the phone and last.) And tonight I'm going to have him where I want him. Naked in bed. What the hell is Rachel talking about?
(Ross and Ben are in the backstage area of a stage.)
Ross: Ben you mother and I will be sitting in the front row.
Ben: (Reading a script.) Oh no.
Ross: What the matter? Forgetting your lines?
Ben: No. It is mom and you sitting in the front row with Jenny. She betters not cry or anything.
Ross: She is not going to cry. And if she does I will take her out to the hallway.
(Ross heads down to his seat. Jenny is crying.)
Ross: What is wrong with her?
Carol: I do not know. Take her out into the hall until she stops. People have been staring at me.
Ross: Ok. I just hope I did not miss too much. (He picks Jenny up and carries her out.)
(Joey is on the phone. Rachel walks downstairs all dress up.)
Rachel: Do not wait up honey.
Joey: Ok. Have fun. (Rachel leaves.) So Chandler has you found anything out about this Danny Silver guy? Rachel had a huge crush on him her freshman year of college. Oh crap. No I not going to tell you want I'm going to do. Because that way it would hurt my instantly plead in my murder trail. Of course I'm going to kill him. But I need to catch up to Rachel. (Joey looks at the window.) Rachel seems to be confuse by the stick shift and is stalled so I can follow her. Goodbye.
(Joey hangs up the phone and grabs his coat off the rack.)
(Ross is out in the hallway with a crying Jenny.)
Ross: What is wrong Jenny. We are missing a lot of the play.
(There is a lot of clapping from inside the gym.)
Ross: See the first act is already over.
(A few people come out including Carol.)
Carol: What is wrong with her. You miss all of the first act.
Ross: I did not know? I change her and anything.
Carol: Well I hope she stops. Ben looking over a couple of times and look upset when he did not see you there.
Ross: Hey can you stay out her with her then. I'm sure she will stop in a couple of minutes.
Carol: I guess.
Ross: Thanks. I own you one. (Ross goes to walk inside but stops.) Well ready we all even for leaving me for Susan.
(Ross walks inside.)
Carol: Can you calm down for me? (Carol picks her up and she stops.) That is good.
(Carol walks inside with her.)
(Rachel and Danny are having dinner at a restaurant. Joey is watching them from another table.)
Joey: (To a waiter.) So did she have her wedding ring on?
Waiter: Nope.
Joey: Thanks you for the spying. (Tips him.)
(Rachel and Danny get up.)
Danny: So is it back to my room for dessert?
Rachel: Well if it includes these handcuffs. (Pulls them out of her purse.)
Danny: Oh my yes.
(They leave. Joey follows slowly.)
(Ross and Carol are clapping at the end of the second act. Jenny is a sleep.)
Ross: How did you get her to calm down like that?
Carol: I do not know. I guess I have that special touch with girls. (They both laugh.)
Ross: Yeah you do. Hey by the way are you seeing anyone right now?
Carol: In fact I'm. What is happening with you?
Ross: Nothing but there is this teacher at work name Trish.
Carol: The one with the long blond hair.
Ross: Yeah. How did you know her?
Carol: Whom did you think I'm dating?
Ross: Damn you.
(Rachel and Danny walk inside the room. Joey holding a box puts his ear against the door.)
Danny: So would you like something to drink out on the balcony?
Rachel: Sure.
(They walk out on it. Joey uses his credit card to break into the room. He puts the box underneath the sheets.)
Joey: I hope this works. (He hears the coming back in and runs into the bathroom.)
Rachel: (Laughing.) Hey why don't you get out of those clothes while I get those cuffs from my purse?
Danny: Ok.
(Rachel walks over to his purse and pulls out the cuffs. Danny gets undress quickly and lays on the bed.)
Rachel: Good. Now let me see your arms. (She handcuffs his hands to the bedpost.) I will be right back. I'm just going to slip into a little something.
(Rachel walks into the bathroom with Joey standing there.)
Rachel: What the hell are you doing here?
Joey: Hey I'm not the one meeting some guy in a hotel room. You were going to have sex with him.
Rachel: Joey no I'm not. I'm getting my long waited revenge on him by getting him naked in bed then stealing his clothes.
Joey: Why?
Rachel: Because in college I had a crush on him and we had a dated but he stood me up.
Joey: Oh. (Laughs.)
Rachel: I know it pretty mean.
Joey: No not that. I'm thinking about the box of red ants I left under the sheets.
(Danny starts to scream.)
Rachel: Lets get the hell out of here.
(They run out of the room.)
(Carol, Jenny, Ross, and Ben are backstage after the play.)
Ross: You was great tonight Ben?
Ben: Really.
Carol: Yeah.
(A boy walks up to them.)
Ben: Hey Kevin, are we still on for our date Friday? (Ross gets a scare look on his face.) Man I knew after want Joey said that would freak you out.
The End ~116 TOW Rachel Has A Wreck~ Coming Soon