~116 TOW Rachel Has A Car Wreck~
(Rachel is driving Ross and herself in Joey covert.)
Ross: Why are you so happy about driving Joey car?
Rachel: Because this is like the second time he has allowed me to drive it. He thinks I'm a bad driver. That is just crazy.
Ross: Yeah. You are by far the worst driver I know.
Rachel: (Turns her head off the road and stares at Ross.) What?
Ross: (Points forward.) Lookout.
(Rachel goes to stop but it to late. They hit a telephone pole.)
Rachel: Are you ok?
Ross: Well I'm not going to sue the mother if my child, so yeah I'm fine.
(They get out and look at the damage. The front in is are dent in.)
Rachel: No, no, no. (Slaps Ross on the shoulder.) This is your entire fault.
Ross: Hey you were driving it.
Rachel: I know. Joey is going to kill me. He can never find out about this. We need to get this fix today.
Ross: Ok, ok. But would you like to call Jenny and say goodbye to her first?
~ Opening Credits ~
(Ross is on the cell phone. Rachel is sitting in the car with the door open.)
Ross: Ok you be here within the hour. Bye. (Hangs up.)
Rachel: An hour. Good that great us enough time to come up with a story how this happened. I got to say I had to swerve to miss a cat.
Ross: (Being Joey.) You wreck my cat for a stupid cat?
Rachel: What about a dog.
Ross: Cool you miss the dog, but how did you hit the pole?
Rachel: Because I had to swerve to miss the dog. (Throws her hands up in the air.)
Ross: They better not take for other. I have a date tonight. She is the sure thing from the gym I go to. She is like you on lookout point during high school.
Rachel: While at least I been to lookout point. Unlike a loser name Ross Geller.
Ross: Hey I went up there once. (Rachel stares at him.) I was with myself getting drunk. It was strange because I woke up half naked on a bank let that I never even saw before. It had a blue star on it.
Rachel: Hey that is funny because I remember this time where I got drunk with some dude and woke up naked next to him.Or my god. What the hell did you do with my bank let?
Ross: I left it up there. (Starts to laugh.) You know what this means don't you.
Rachel: Yeah we had sex in high school.
Ross: Yes, but more importantly I was not a loser after all. I did slept with the school slut.
Rachel: Yeah. But we were so drunk that we both forgot about it.
Ross: Who cares? It still happened. Hey wait a minute. You told me about that bank let story before when we were dating. You remember that we had sex. In fact I bet you knew all along.
Rachel: Well hell those damn things of yours. (Joey pulls up in Rachel's car.)
Joey: (Getting out.) What the hell happen? Are you guys ok?
Rachel: Yeah we not hurt.
Ross: (Laughs.) But I just found out Rachel and I had sex in high school.
Joey: What? You mean you never told him about it before?
Rachel: Who cares?
Joey: (Looks at front of the car.) Oh my god, look at what you did.
Rachel: I'm so sorry about this. I had to swerve to miss a dog.
Joey: Oh that is ok. I mean last week I almost drive into a ditch when I swerve to miss a cat. Hey Ross have you ever.
(Ross is talking on his cell phone.)
Ross: Yes Chandler I'm no loser. Yep like the rest of the school.
Rachel: Hey I did not slept with the whole school. There was Will, the two, (Thinks about it.) one exchange student, and are the people who thought was half and half because of your rumor.
Joey: Will you two shut up. Look at my car.
(Joey is driving Ross and Rachel in Rachel's car.)
Joey: So where are you going on your date?
Ross: Out for a slice a pizza and then back to my place.
Joey: Sounds like one of my dates.
Ross: Hey it worked for you.
Joey: Yes, (laughs.) but come one you are no Joey Tribbiani.
Rachel: That is so true.
Ross: Hey I had a few one-night stands in my day
Rachel: Who?
Ross: There was you, the copy shop girl, you again, and Joey you remember that girl who dump we during sex.
Joey: Yeah.
Ross: Maybe we should change the subject to Rachel wrecking your car.
Rachel: Hey it was a mistake.
(Joey pulls the call over. Carol, Ben, and Jenny are standing there.)
Ross: How did anything go?
Carol: Fine. Expect for Ben trying to explain want a lesbian was to her.
Ross: Ben I warn you about that.
Ben: Sorry.
Jenny: Lesbian like girls just like you daddy.
Ross: (Belts her into the car seat.) That they do.
(They drop Ross of at his house.)
Rachel: Have fun on your date tonight.
Ross: Oh I intend to.
(Rachel and Joey are making out on the couch.)
Rachel: I cannot believe we fought early.
Joey: You wreck my car.
(Kissing Joey neck.)
Rachel: So what do I have to do to make it up to you?
(The phone rings.)
Joey: Move so I can get the phone.
Rachel: (Gets up.) That was easy.
Joey: (On the phone.) Hello. Today. But I'm busy. Ok bye.
Rachel: What is it?
Joey: The whole cast is going to be on Larry King tonight live. I suppose to be at the L.A studio in at five o'clock.
Rachel: Oh but I wanted you to forgive me. Maybe I can call in and we can have phone sex on Larry King.
Joey: I do not think they will allow that. Well I have to get ready. But I think I'm going to spend my time changing.
Rachel: Ok.
(Joey walks upstairs. Rachel stands up but sits back down and starts flipping thru a book.)
Joey: Hey Rach, are you going to help me change?
Rachel: Why? You already forgive me.
(Ross is making out with his date.)
Ross: So do you want to go upstairs Lisa?
Lisa: Sex on the first date? Do not tell me you only ask me out because you believe that rumor at the gym.
Ross: No, no I did not buy a new box of condoms for this date.
Lisa: Oh god. You do not know how my time guys from the gym have ask me out because of that rumor.
Ross: Those bastards.
Lisa: Yeah I know. I use wait to I play this joke on them until I sleep with them.
Ross: Good for. What? So we are going to have sex?
Lisa: Yes. (They start making out.)
(Rachel is watching Joey and the rest of the cast on Larry King.)
Larry: So Joey, have you adjusted to moving out here from New York?
Joey: Pretty well. I mean at first I was homesick. But once I got on the set that is suppose to be in New York City help.
Larry: Thinking of New York City we have a call from there. Chandler your on the air.
Chandler: Hey Joey is Ross on his date with the gym slut.
Joey: Yes he is.
(Lisa is getting dress. Ross is in bed watching the TV.)
Ross: Where you going?
Lisa: I may be a slut but I have my limits.
Ross: But I box the big box of condoms. (Holds it up.)
The End ~917 TOW The Ross Other Friends~ Coming Soon.
(Rachel is driving Ross and herself in Joey covert.)
Ross: Why are you so happy about driving Joey car?
Rachel: Because this is like the second time he has allowed me to drive it. He thinks I'm a bad driver. That is just crazy.
Ross: Yeah. You are by far the worst driver I know.
Rachel: (Turns her head off the road and stares at Ross.) What?
Ross: (Points forward.) Lookout.
(Rachel goes to stop but it to late. They hit a telephone pole.)
Rachel: Are you ok?
Ross: Well I'm not going to sue the mother if my child, so yeah I'm fine.
(They get out and look at the damage. The front in is are dent in.)
Rachel: No, no, no. (Slaps Ross on the shoulder.) This is your entire fault.
Ross: Hey you were driving it.
Rachel: I know. Joey is going to kill me. He can never find out about this. We need to get this fix today.
Ross: Ok, ok. But would you like to call Jenny and say goodbye to her first?
~ Opening Credits ~
(Ross is on the cell phone. Rachel is sitting in the car with the door open.)
Ross: Ok you be here within the hour. Bye. (Hangs up.)
Rachel: An hour. Good that great us enough time to come up with a story how this happened. I got to say I had to swerve to miss a cat.
Ross: (Being Joey.) You wreck my cat for a stupid cat?
Rachel: What about a dog.
Ross: Cool you miss the dog, but how did you hit the pole?
Rachel: Because I had to swerve to miss the dog. (Throws her hands up in the air.)
Ross: They better not take for other. I have a date tonight. She is the sure thing from the gym I go to. She is like you on lookout point during high school.
Rachel: While at least I been to lookout point. Unlike a loser name Ross Geller.
Ross: Hey I went up there once. (Rachel stares at him.) I was with myself getting drunk. It was strange because I woke up half naked on a bank let that I never even saw before. It had a blue star on it.
Rachel: Hey that is funny because I remember this time where I got drunk with some dude and woke up naked next to him.Or my god. What the hell did you do with my bank let?
Ross: I left it up there. (Starts to laugh.) You know what this means don't you.
Rachel: Yeah we had sex in high school.
Ross: Yes, but more importantly I was not a loser after all. I did slept with the school slut.
Rachel: Yeah. But we were so drunk that we both forgot about it.
Ross: Who cares? It still happened. Hey wait a minute. You told me about that bank let story before when we were dating. You remember that we had sex. In fact I bet you knew all along.
Rachel: Well hell those damn things of yours. (Joey pulls up in Rachel's car.)
Joey: (Getting out.) What the hell happen? Are you guys ok?
Rachel: Yeah we not hurt.
Ross: (Laughs.) But I just found out Rachel and I had sex in high school.
Joey: What? You mean you never told him about it before?
Rachel: Who cares?
Joey: (Looks at front of the car.) Oh my god, look at what you did.
Rachel: I'm so sorry about this. I had to swerve to miss a dog.
Joey: Oh that is ok. I mean last week I almost drive into a ditch when I swerve to miss a cat. Hey Ross have you ever.
(Ross is talking on his cell phone.)
Ross: Yes Chandler I'm no loser. Yep like the rest of the school.
Rachel: Hey I did not slept with the whole school. There was Will, the two, (Thinks about it.) one exchange student, and are the people who thought was half and half because of your rumor.
Joey: Will you two shut up. Look at my car.
(Joey is driving Ross and Rachel in Rachel's car.)
Joey: So where are you going on your date?
Ross: Out for a slice a pizza and then back to my place.
Joey: Sounds like one of my dates.
Ross: Hey it worked for you.
Joey: Yes, (laughs.) but come one you are no Joey Tribbiani.
Rachel: That is so true.
Ross: Hey I had a few one-night stands in my day
Rachel: Who?
Ross: There was you, the copy shop girl, you again, and Joey you remember that girl who dump we during sex.
Joey: Yeah.
Ross: Maybe we should change the subject to Rachel wrecking your car.
Rachel: Hey it was a mistake.
(Joey pulls the call over. Carol, Ben, and Jenny are standing there.)
Ross: How did anything go?
Carol: Fine. Expect for Ben trying to explain want a lesbian was to her.
Ross: Ben I warn you about that.
Ben: Sorry.
Jenny: Lesbian like girls just like you daddy.
Ross: (Belts her into the car seat.) That they do.
(They drop Ross of at his house.)
Rachel: Have fun on your date tonight.
Ross: Oh I intend to.
(Rachel and Joey are making out on the couch.)
Rachel: I cannot believe we fought early.
Joey: You wreck my car.
(Kissing Joey neck.)
Rachel: So what do I have to do to make it up to you?
(The phone rings.)
Joey: Move so I can get the phone.
Rachel: (Gets up.) That was easy.
Joey: (On the phone.) Hello. Today. But I'm busy. Ok bye.
Rachel: What is it?
Joey: The whole cast is going to be on Larry King tonight live. I suppose to be at the L.A studio in at five o'clock.
Rachel: Oh but I wanted you to forgive me. Maybe I can call in and we can have phone sex on Larry King.
Joey: I do not think they will allow that. Well I have to get ready. But I think I'm going to spend my time changing.
Rachel: Ok.
(Joey walks upstairs. Rachel stands up but sits back down and starts flipping thru a book.)
Joey: Hey Rach, are you going to help me change?
Rachel: Why? You already forgive me.
(Ross is making out with his date.)
Ross: So do you want to go upstairs Lisa?
Lisa: Sex on the first date? Do not tell me you only ask me out because you believe that rumor at the gym.
Ross: No, no I did not buy a new box of condoms for this date.
Lisa: Oh god. You do not know how my time guys from the gym have ask me out because of that rumor.
Ross: Those bastards.
Lisa: Yeah I know. I use wait to I play this joke on them until I sleep with them.
Ross: Good for. What? So we are going to have sex?
Lisa: Yes. (They start making out.)
(Rachel is watching Joey and the rest of the cast on Larry King.)
Larry: So Joey, have you adjusted to moving out here from New York?
Joey: Pretty well. I mean at first I was homesick. But once I got on the set that is suppose to be in New York City help.
Larry: Thinking of New York City we have a call from there. Chandler your on the air.
Chandler: Hey Joey is Ross on his date with the gym slut.
Joey: Yes he is.
(Lisa is getting dress. Ross is in bed watching the TV.)
Ross: Where you going?
Lisa: I may be a slut but I have my limits.
Ross: But I box the big box of condoms. (Holds it up.)
The End ~917 TOW The Ross Other Friends~ Coming Soon.