~117 TOW Ross's Other Friends~
(Ross is shooting pool. Will walks up.)
Ross: Hey where is the rest of the gang?
Will: Becky is running late and Dave had to go to Bakersfield to visit their parents.
Ross: (Takes a shot.) Man it getting tuff ditching the married couple.
Will: Hey it has been over a year now. Are you ever going to tell them about your non-married friends?
Ross: No. I got a great balance right now.
Will: So when you get married again want you going to do?
Ross: How many times do I have to warn you? You were not there so you cannot kid about that stuff. Besides you do not want to hang out with Rachel. You still hold I hate Rachel meetings.
Will: Yeah but I need new reasons to hate her.
(A tall blond comes walking up.)
Ross: Hey Becky. How was your date last night?
Becky: It was going good until went started to dance. You know my big feet.
(They both nod.)
Will: This is why I do not date.
Becky: That and you so good looking that you get laid without dating.
Will: Well that is the main reason.
Becky: (Walks back from the bar but trips.) And this is why I need to date to get laid.
~117 TOW Ross's Other Friends~
(Joey and Rachel are walking out of the movies holding hangs.)
Joey: I telling you that movie stuck. It was three hours and no nude girls in it.
Rachel: Joey that was the Apollo 13 on IMAX. You saw it on a regular screen.
Joey: Yes but IMAX is supposed to improve the movie.
Rachel: Hey is that Ross walking out of the movies?
Joey: Yeah. I wonder why he did not tell use he was going to be here. I knew we were.
Rachel: Maybe something is wrong with Jenny.
(Rachel runs up to Ross. He tries to avoid her.)
Rachel: Ross what are you doing here? Is anything wrong?
Ross: (Pretending he just saw here.) Oh hey Rach. Nothing is wrong. I just decide to go to the movies alone. Drop Jenny off at Carol's of course.
Rachel: So you left you daughter at you ex-wife so you can watch a movie by yourself.
Ross: Yes. (Just then Joey, Will, and Becky walk up.)
Joey: Hey look at who I run into outside. It is Will and, what is your name again?
Becky: It is Becky.
Ross: Oh hey Will. (Shakes his hand.) I guess it has been since Thanksgiving of 2001.
Will: Yeah it has been. (He winks at him.)
Rachel: Hey why don't you and your friend join us? We just are going to eat some pizza across the street.
Will: Sure. (Ross looks upset.)
Rachel: You can join us too Ross.
(All of them are sitting around eating pizza.)
Becky: So Will and you had an I Hate Rachel Club?
Ross: Yes, but for me it was I'm in love with Rachel club.
Will: No. It was and still is in my case an I hate Rachel club.
Becky: Why do you dislike Rachel so much?
Will: Because she was the top snob in high school.
Rachel: Oh I was not. You were just fat.
Becky: But you hung out with Monica in high school.
(Ross gets nervous.)
Rachel: How would you know about Monica?
Becky: What? I have been hanging out with Ross for almost a year. You would not think he would of told me about his sister. And I just blew this did it I.
Joey: Blew what? What the hell is going on?
Ross: Ok I was not at the movies alone. I was with them. And ever since we move back here I have been hanging out with them.
Rachel: What? And you did not tell us.
Will: Because he need his own group of single friends away from the married couple.
Ross: Thank you William.
Will: Do not call me William.
Joey: (Stands up.) Lets get out of here.
Rachel: Yeah. We do not take up Ross's time away from his single; also know as loser, friends.
(Joey and Rachel storm out.)
Will: You paying for their share right Ross?
(Ross knocks on the door of Joey and Rachel's house. He has Jenny with him.)
Joey: Hi. (Jenny walks in and he slams the door.)
Ross: Can we talk about this?
Rachel: (Opens up.) Ok. Come in and tell us why you need to get away from you married friends.
Ross: Look I did not mean it like that. (Walks in and shuts the door.) It just I like to have some non-married friends as while. I mean you telling me you do not have any married couples you hangout with?
Joey: We tired, but they where boring.
Rachel: And that is saying something because we hangout with you are the time.
Ross: Yeah but I like my friends.
Rachel: Maybe we can all hang out together?
Ross: I do not see that happening because of Will. He hates you. I mean he really hates you.
Joey: Ok so I kick his ass and he stops hating her.
Ross: I do not think that will work.
Rachel: No. I want him to be my friend. I do not want him to hate me anymore. That is my new mission in life.
Ross: Well I guess the Gap is going to close down since shopping there was you old one.
Rachel: No, no. I can do both.
(Becky and Will are shooting pool as Ross, Rachel, and Joey walk in.)
Ross: Hey you guys. Dave is still in Bakersfield.
Will: Hi Joey. Hey Rachel.
Rachel: Well hey to you too Will.
Joey: So you guys shoot pool all the time.
Will: No. There is a dartboard in here too.
Rachel: I use to play my dad's dartboard all the time.
Will: Would you like a to play. I'm the best out of the group.
Rachel: Sure.
Ross: (Whisper to Rachel.) Do not beat him. This is going very well.
(Rachel and Will walk to the back room.)
Joey: So you guys want to shoot some poll.
Ross: I just got done playing Becky so you can play here.
Becky: Played, get killed by.
Ross: Hey. I have a sore thumb.
Becky: A year long one.
(Rachel just hit triple 20.)
Rachel: So it is 200 to 76. That ok. I mean you get to beat up on Ross all the time.
Will: I do not know. Once his thumb heals.
Rachel: I sorry I have to ask. Why did you hate me so much in high school?
Will: The truth. I had a crush on you.
Rachel: Oh. So it was really the I Love Rachel Club.
Will: Yes. But I look like this now and do not have a crush on you anymore.
Rachel: Come on. Look at me.
Will: Well you did get a nose job. But I think it was mostly the fact you put out.
(Joey is standing by the pool time stun.)
Joey: I did not even get a shot.
(Joey, Rachel, and Ross are driving home.)
Ross: Come on it was not that bad.
Rachel: I found out that anyone that had a crush on my expect for you in high school was because I was a slut.
Joey: I got beat by a girl. A girl.
Ross: So you want me to stop hanging out with them?
Joey: No you can all you want. Just keep them away from us.
Ross: That all I every wanted.
The End ~118 TOW Ross Finally Flirts~
(Ross is shooting pool. Will walks up.)
Ross: Hey where is the rest of the gang?
Will: Becky is running late and Dave had to go to Bakersfield to visit their parents.
Ross: (Takes a shot.) Man it getting tuff ditching the married couple.
Will: Hey it has been over a year now. Are you ever going to tell them about your non-married friends?
Ross: No. I got a great balance right now.
Will: So when you get married again want you going to do?
Ross: How many times do I have to warn you? You were not there so you cannot kid about that stuff. Besides you do not want to hang out with Rachel. You still hold I hate Rachel meetings.
Will: Yeah but I need new reasons to hate her.
(A tall blond comes walking up.)
Ross: Hey Becky. How was your date last night?
Becky: It was going good until went started to dance. You know my big feet.
(They both nod.)
Will: This is why I do not date.
Becky: That and you so good looking that you get laid without dating.
Will: Well that is the main reason.
Becky: (Walks back from the bar but trips.) And this is why I need to date to get laid.
~117 TOW Ross's Other Friends~
(Joey and Rachel are walking out of the movies holding hangs.)
Joey: I telling you that movie stuck. It was three hours and no nude girls in it.
Rachel: Joey that was the Apollo 13 on IMAX. You saw it on a regular screen.
Joey: Yes but IMAX is supposed to improve the movie.
Rachel: Hey is that Ross walking out of the movies?
Joey: Yeah. I wonder why he did not tell use he was going to be here. I knew we were.
Rachel: Maybe something is wrong with Jenny.
(Rachel runs up to Ross. He tries to avoid her.)
Rachel: Ross what are you doing here? Is anything wrong?
Ross: (Pretending he just saw here.) Oh hey Rach. Nothing is wrong. I just decide to go to the movies alone. Drop Jenny off at Carol's of course.
Rachel: So you left you daughter at you ex-wife so you can watch a movie by yourself.
Ross: Yes. (Just then Joey, Will, and Becky walk up.)
Joey: Hey look at who I run into outside. It is Will and, what is your name again?
Becky: It is Becky.
Ross: Oh hey Will. (Shakes his hand.) I guess it has been since Thanksgiving of 2001.
Will: Yeah it has been. (He winks at him.)
Rachel: Hey why don't you and your friend join us? We just are going to eat some pizza across the street.
Will: Sure. (Ross looks upset.)
Rachel: You can join us too Ross.
(All of them are sitting around eating pizza.)
Becky: So Will and you had an I Hate Rachel Club?
Ross: Yes, but for me it was I'm in love with Rachel club.
Will: No. It was and still is in my case an I hate Rachel club.
Becky: Why do you dislike Rachel so much?
Will: Because she was the top snob in high school.
Rachel: Oh I was not. You were just fat.
Becky: But you hung out with Monica in high school.
(Ross gets nervous.)
Rachel: How would you know about Monica?
Becky: What? I have been hanging out with Ross for almost a year. You would not think he would of told me about his sister. And I just blew this did it I.
Joey: Blew what? What the hell is going on?
Ross: Ok I was not at the movies alone. I was with them. And ever since we move back here I have been hanging out with them.
Rachel: What? And you did not tell us.
Will: Because he need his own group of single friends away from the married couple.
Ross: Thank you William.
Will: Do not call me William.
Joey: (Stands up.) Lets get out of here.
Rachel: Yeah. We do not take up Ross's time away from his single; also know as loser, friends.
(Joey and Rachel storm out.)
Will: You paying for their share right Ross?
(Ross knocks on the door of Joey and Rachel's house. He has Jenny with him.)
Joey: Hi. (Jenny walks in and he slams the door.)
Ross: Can we talk about this?
Rachel: (Opens up.) Ok. Come in and tell us why you need to get away from you married friends.
Ross: Look I did not mean it like that. (Walks in and shuts the door.) It just I like to have some non-married friends as while. I mean you telling me you do not have any married couples you hangout with?
Joey: We tired, but they where boring.
Rachel: And that is saying something because we hangout with you are the time.
Ross: Yeah but I like my friends.
Rachel: Maybe we can all hang out together?
Ross: I do not see that happening because of Will. He hates you. I mean he really hates you.
Joey: Ok so I kick his ass and he stops hating her.
Ross: I do not think that will work.
Rachel: No. I want him to be my friend. I do not want him to hate me anymore. That is my new mission in life.
Ross: Well I guess the Gap is going to close down since shopping there was you old one.
Rachel: No, no. I can do both.
(Becky and Will are shooting pool as Ross, Rachel, and Joey walk in.)
Ross: Hey you guys. Dave is still in Bakersfield.
Will: Hi Joey. Hey Rachel.
Rachel: Well hey to you too Will.
Joey: So you guys shoot pool all the time.
Will: No. There is a dartboard in here too.
Rachel: I use to play my dad's dartboard all the time.
Will: Would you like a to play. I'm the best out of the group.
Rachel: Sure.
Ross: (Whisper to Rachel.) Do not beat him. This is going very well.
(Rachel and Will walk to the back room.)
Joey: So you guys want to shoot some poll.
Ross: I just got done playing Becky so you can play here.
Becky: Played, get killed by.
Ross: Hey. I have a sore thumb.
Becky: A year long one.
(Rachel just hit triple 20.)
Rachel: So it is 200 to 76. That ok. I mean you get to beat up on Ross all the time.
Will: I do not know. Once his thumb heals.
Rachel: I sorry I have to ask. Why did you hate me so much in high school?
Will: The truth. I had a crush on you.
Rachel: Oh. So it was really the I Love Rachel Club.
Will: Yes. But I look like this now and do not have a crush on you anymore.
Rachel: Come on. Look at me.
Will: Well you did get a nose job. But I think it was mostly the fact you put out.
(Joey is standing by the pool time stun.)
Joey: I did not even get a shot.
(Joey, Rachel, and Ross are driving home.)
Ross: Come on it was not that bad.
Rachel: I found out that anyone that had a crush on my expect for you in high school was because I was a slut.
Joey: I got beat by a girl. A girl.
Ross: So you want me to stop hanging out with them?
Joey: No you can all you want. Just keep them away from us.
Ross: That all I every wanted.
The End ~118 TOW Ross Finally Flirts~