~118 TOW Ross Finally Flirts~
(Joey is pushing both Jenny and Rachel in the swings at the park. Ross is talking to a woman behind them.)
Rachel: I loved the swings when I was young. My dad used to push me all the time on them.
Joey: Jenny is getting a kick out of them.
Jenny: Higher, higher.
(Ross walks up to them.)
Ross: Oh my god. That book on flirting really works. I just flirted for a minute and got her number. That never happens to me.
Rachel: Maybe she wanted to get away from you horrible flirting.
Ross: No, no. This is like the third number I got this week. (A lady and a little boy walks up to the swings. She stars pushing him.) I will show you.
Joey: (Slows down the swings.) Come on Jenny let get some ice cream.
Rachel: Good. I do not want her to see her dad get shot down, again.
(Joey and Jenny walk away.)
Ross: So I see you do not have a wedding ring so you must be a single parent too.
Lady: No. This little guy is my cousin's kid. I'm just baby sitting.
Ross: Good. Because I was about to say he is not cute enough to be your kid.
Lady: (Giggles.) Oh thanks.
Rachel: Oh my god.
(The lady gives Ross her number. He walks back over to Rachel.)
Ross: See I told you it my flirting.
Rachel: Yes. But now you have to juggle them all.
Ross: (Scared.) But I do not know how to juggle. Hey I can always ask Joey. (Yells at Joey.) Hey Joey how do you juggle four women?
(The Lady stares at him.)
Ross: I mean three women.
~ Opening Credits ~
(Rachel is walking across the street carrying a bunch of papers. She drops them and bends over to pick them up. A bus heads towards her but some guy pushes her out the way in the nick of time.)
Rachel: (Gets up.) Oh thank you so much.
Guy: Are you ok.
Rachel: (Dusting herself off.) Yeah I'm fine. It just I was almost killed.
Guy: Hey you want to go get a cup of coffee or something. Just to relax a little.
Rachel: Sorry but I'm married, so you hero sex.
Guy: Damn.
(Joey is reading Ross's flirting book. Ross walks in from the kitchen with a beer.)
Joey: Wow, this book is really good.
Ross: I know. But now I got another problem. How do you juggle more than one woman at a time?
Joey: Well the first thing to remember is always get the one you just sleep with out of the house before another comes over.
Ross: Really. (Ross takes notes as Rachel runs in.)
Rachel: Oh my god I almost got hit by a bus.
Ross: That nice. Ok so any more trips Joey.
Joey: (Hugs Rachel.) You ok right?
Rachel: Yes I'm fine. But I really want to do something right now. I do not want to wait.
Ross: Can you wait?
Rachel: No. Honey I want to have another baby.
Joey: With me right.
Rachel: Duh.
Ross: Ok, but can he get me at least one more tip?
Joey: Tell your loser friend to leave.
Ross: (Writing it down.) Tell your loser friend to leave. Go it.
(Ross gets up and leaves.)
Rachel: Do you want to go upstairs right now?
Joey: No. I want to have kitchen table sex.
Rachel: But my back always hurts when we do it on the table.
(Joey picks her up and takes her into the kitchen and start to kiss.)
Joey: Wait I need to get my box of? (Rachel gets him a weird look.) Oh yeah.
(Ross and a girl is sit on his bed getting dress.)
Ross: I so sorry you can't spend the night. (Turns his head and mouths thank you.)
Girl: Yeah. But I have a doctor's appointment in the morning.
(They get up and walk downstairs to the door.)
Ross: Well good-bye. (Opens the door. Another girl is standing there.)
Girl: Oh is this Rachel?
Ross: I wish.
(Ross is telling Joey about his dates going bad.)
Ross: I cannot believe I blew this.
Joey: Hey it is your first time. But you still have the third girl you seeing tonight. And maybe she will be the one you never know.
Ross: The one? Why the hell you saying that for?
Joey: You never know. And maybe when you married and ask her about kids she would say no. But then a few weeks later she will change her mind and want kids and have you a very confuse person. (Ross stares at him.) Maybe I'm talking about myself.
(Rachel and Joey are sitting on their bed holding hands.)
Rachel: I'm so excited. Do you think I'm pregnant?
Joey: If you want to be you will be.
(The buzzer goes off. Rachel walks into the bathroom and walks back out crying.)
Rachel: It not positive. I'm not pregnant.
Joey: Thank god. (Rachel stares at him.) I mean I'm so sorry.
(Ross is walking down the street with his date laughing.)
Ross: Oh Katie this has been the best date I had in along time.
Katie: I know. (They stop in front of apartment build.) Well this is my place. I would invite you up but my roommate brother is crashing at our place.
(They start kissing.)
Ross: Hey I got a wild idea. Let's go to Bear Mountain?
Katie: Tonight? Sure, but I better go pack a overnight bag real quick.
Ross: Ok.
(Rachel is doing work in the study. Joey is standing there.)
Joey: Well you let me explain want I meant?
Rachel: No I know want you meant. You do not want to have any children with me.
Joey: No I did not mean that. (Joey turns her around and holds her hand.) I was just worried that the reason you want a kid right now is because you almost got hit by the bus. That is not a reason to have a kid.
Rachel: Oh. It is not like that at all. It just I realize I want a kid with you and do not want to wait.
Joey: Oh. Sorry. (They start to kiss.) So want about so study sex.
Rachel: No. My back still hurts from the kitchen table. Lets go up to bed.
(Ross is holding Katie in bed inside a hotel room.)
Katie: Have you every done anything like this before?
Ross: You mean end up doing away on the first date? Once.
Katie: What happened with you two.
Ross: We end up getting married.
Katie: Carol?
Ross: No Emily. (Gets a scared look on his face.) Man now I freaking out. (Gets up and puts his robe on.)
Katie: What is wrong.
Ross: What if just ends up the someway?
Katie: My dad is a cop. He will shot you if you said someone else name if we got married.
Ross: Not that. I mean what if it doomed to fail like all my relationships.
Katie: Ross would you relax. Look I'm afraid too because I never felt this way before. And it only has been one dated. But I'm more afraid not to see where this goes.
Ross: Really? (He falls on top of her and they start kissing.)
(Joey walks out of the bathroom. Rachel is sitting on the bed.)
Joey: Nope. (Sits next to her and rubs her arms.) But we going to keep trying until we do.
Rachel: Ok. Hey do you now where Ross is? He was supposed to pick up Jenny this afternoon.
(The phone rings. Joey picks it up.)
Joey: Hello? What do you mean you got married? I know it you but still.
Rachel: Ross got married. Give me the phone. (Grabs the phone.) How the hell can you do this without us? Or your daughter not being there? Who is she? Katie Geller. What was her old last name? You do not know? Fine out.
Joey: Well this is weird. Even for him.
Rachel: Oh he just an idiot. Wright. Her name is Katie Wright. Well we get to meet her? Next week? Oh you guys are going on a honeymoon. Well get back in town in time for the divorce party. Goodbye.
Joey: So where do you want to do it?
Rachel: Not now Joey. I'm upset.
Joey: Not that. I meant where you want to have the party?
The End ~119 TOW The Wedding Party Coming Soon~
(Joey is pushing both Jenny and Rachel in the swings at the park. Ross is talking to a woman behind them.)
Rachel: I loved the swings when I was young. My dad used to push me all the time on them.
Joey: Jenny is getting a kick out of them.
Jenny: Higher, higher.
(Ross walks up to them.)
Ross: Oh my god. That book on flirting really works. I just flirted for a minute and got her number. That never happens to me.
Rachel: Maybe she wanted to get away from you horrible flirting.
Ross: No, no. This is like the third number I got this week. (A lady and a little boy walks up to the swings. She stars pushing him.) I will show you.
Joey: (Slows down the swings.) Come on Jenny let get some ice cream.
Rachel: Good. I do not want her to see her dad get shot down, again.
(Joey and Jenny walk away.)
Ross: So I see you do not have a wedding ring so you must be a single parent too.
Lady: No. This little guy is my cousin's kid. I'm just baby sitting.
Ross: Good. Because I was about to say he is not cute enough to be your kid.
Lady: (Giggles.) Oh thanks.
Rachel: Oh my god.
(The lady gives Ross her number. He walks back over to Rachel.)
Ross: See I told you it my flirting.
Rachel: Yes. But now you have to juggle them all.
Ross: (Scared.) But I do not know how to juggle. Hey I can always ask Joey. (Yells at Joey.) Hey Joey how do you juggle four women?
(The Lady stares at him.)
Ross: I mean three women.
~ Opening Credits ~
(Rachel is walking across the street carrying a bunch of papers. She drops them and bends over to pick them up. A bus heads towards her but some guy pushes her out the way in the nick of time.)
Rachel: (Gets up.) Oh thank you so much.
Guy: Are you ok.
Rachel: (Dusting herself off.) Yeah I'm fine. It just I was almost killed.
Guy: Hey you want to go get a cup of coffee or something. Just to relax a little.
Rachel: Sorry but I'm married, so you hero sex.
Guy: Damn.
(Joey is reading Ross's flirting book. Ross walks in from the kitchen with a beer.)
Joey: Wow, this book is really good.
Ross: I know. But now I got another problem. How do you juggle more than one woman at a time?
Joey: Well the first thing to remember is always get the one you just sleep with out of the house before another comes over.
Ross: Really. (Ross takes notes as Rachel runs in.)
Rachel: Oh my god I almost got hit by a bus.
Ross: That nice. Ok so any more trips Joey.
Joey: (Hugs Rachel.) You ok right?
Rachel: Yes I'm fine. But I really want to do something right now. I do not want to wait.
Ross: Can you wait?
Rachel: No. Honey I want to have another baby.
Joey: With me right.
Rachel: Duh.
Ross: Ok, but can he get me at least one more tip?
Joey: Tell your loser friend to leave.
Ross: (Writing it down.) Tell your loser friend to leave. Go it.
(Ross gets up and leaves.)
Rachel: Do you want to go upstairs right now?
Joey: No. I want to have kitchen table sex.
Rachel: But my back always hurts when we do it on the table.
(Joey picks her up and takes her into the kitchen and start to kiss.)
Joey: Wait I need to get my box of? (Rachel gets him a weird look.) Oh yeah.
(Ross and a girl is sit on his bed getting dress.)
Ross: I so sorry you can't spend the night. (Turns his head and mouths thank you.)
Girl: Yeah. But I have a doctor's appointment in the morning.
(They get up and walk downstairs to the door.)
Ross: Well good-bye. (Opens the door. Another girl is standing there.)
Girl: Oh is this Rachel?
Ross: I wish.
(Ross is telling Joey about his dates going bad.)
Ross: I cannot believe I blew this.
Joey: Hey it is your first time. But you still have the third girl you seeing tonight. And maybe she will be the one you never know.
Ross: The one? Why the hell you saying that for?
Joey: You never know. And maybe when you married and ask her about kids she would say no. But then a few weeks later she will change her mind and want kids and have you a very confuse person. (Ross stares at him.) Maybe I'm talking about myself.
(Rachel and Joey are sitting on their bed holding hands.)
Rachel: I'm so excited. Do you think I'm pregnant?
Joey: If you want to be you will be.
(The buzzer goes off. Rachel walks into the bathroom and walks back out crying.)
Rachel: It not positive. I'm not pregnant.
Joey: Thank god. (Rachel stares at him.) I mean I'm so sorry.
(Ross is walking down the street with his date laughing.)
Ross: Oh Katie this has been the best date I had in along time.
Katie: I know. (They stop in front of apartment build.) Well this is my place. I would invite you up but my roommate brother is crashing at our place.
(They start kissing.)
Ross: Hey I got a wild idea. Let's go to Bear Mountain?
Katie: Tonight? Sure, but I better go pack a overnight bag real quick.
Ross: Ok.
(Rachel is doing work in the study. Joey is standing there.)
Joey: Well you let me explain want I meant?
Rachel: No I know want you meant. You do not want to have any children with me.
Joey: No I did not mean that. (Joey turns her around and holds her hand.) I was just worried that the reason you want a kid right now is because you almost got hit by the bus. That is not a reason to have a kid.
Rachel: Oh. It is not like that at all. It just I realize I want a kid with you and do not want to wait.
Joey: Oh. Sorry. (They start to kiss.) So want about so study sex.
Rachel: No. My back still hurts from the kitchen table. Lets go up to bed.
(Ross is holding Katie in bed inside a hotel room.)
Katie: Have you every done anything like this before?
Ross: You mean end up doing away on the first date? Once.
Katie: What happened with you two.
Ross: We end up getting married.
Katie: Carol?
Ross: No Emily. (Gets a scared look on his face.) Man now I freaking out. (Gets up and puts his robe on.)
Katie: What is wrong.
Ross: What if just ends up the someway?
Katie: My dad is a cop. He will shot you if you said someone else name if we got married.
Ross: Not that. I mean what if it doomed to fail like all my relationships.
Katie: Ross would you relax. Look I'm afraid too because I never felt this way before. And it only has been one dated. But I'm more afraid not to see where this goes.
Ross: Really? (He falls on top of her and they start kissing.)
(Joey walks out of the bathroom. Rachel is sitting on the bed.)
Joey: Nope. (Sits next to her and rubs her arms.) But we going to keep trying until we do.
Rachel: Ok. Hey do you now where Ross is? He was supposed to pick up Jenny this afternoon.
(The phone rings. Joey picks it up.)
Joey: Hello? What do you mean you got married? I know it you but still.
Rachel: Ross got married. Give me the phone. (Grabs the phone.) How the hell can you do this without us? Or your daughter not being there? Who is she? Katie Geller. What was her old last name? You do not know? Fine out.
Joey: Well this is weird. Even for him.
Rachel: Oh he just an idiot. Wright. Her name is Katie Wright. Well we get to meet her? Next week? Oh you guys are going on a honeymoon. Well get back in town in time for the divorce party. Goodbye.
Joey: So where do you want to do it?
Rachel: Not now Joey. I'm upset.
Joey: Not that. I meant where you want to have the party?
The End ~119 TOW The Wedding Party Coming Soon~