~119 TOW The Wedding Party Part 1~
(Joey is at the airports carrying Phoebe and Monica's bags. Chandler is carrying his and Monica is carrying a sleeping baby Joey.)
Phoebe: I do not believe it?
Joey: I know. Neither of you two can carry your old bags.
Monica: Hey I have to hold my son.
Phoebe: (Looks around.) And I have to go by some gum at the duty free shop. (She heads off.)
Chandler: So how is this wife compare to his the others?
Joey: Well she not better than Rachel of course. But she is better than Emily.
Monica: What about Carol.
Joey: Tuff to judge. (Puts the bags down and waves for a taxi.) After all I never saw them together at all.
Chandler: Well if he is happy.
Phoebe: (Walking up.) I never found the duty free shop.
Joey: (Puts the bags in the trunk of a taxi.) I wonder why Jack and Judy did not come.
Monica: They still think it is a joke.
Phoebe: All I know is I want the next wedding to be for me.
Joey: Sure thing Pheebes. (She gets in the taxi. Joey mouths no way to Monica and Chandler.)
~Opening Credits~
(Everyone is at Joey and Rachel's. It is setup for a party.)
Monica: I finally got Joey to sleep.
Rachel: Is he getting you trouble.
Monica: No, not really.
Chandler: He just like big Joey. All he does is eat and sleep. (Pats Joey on top of the head.)
Joey: And beat up all those babies name Chandler.
Phoebe: So where do you think I should have my wedding? I was thinking Disney World?
Rachel: That is nice Pheebes.
Phoebe: Ok. It is a done deal. I'm getting married at Disney World.
Monica: But too who?
(Everyone stares at her.)
Phoebe: What does that mean?
Monica: Nothing. I'm just saying you not seeing anyone right now, and I'm not sure when was the last time you had a long-term relationship.
Phoebe: (Crying.) Why do you have to bring that up for?
(Phoebe runs out of the living room. Monica follows.)
Joey: Hey Rach do you want to join them?
Rachel: Why?
Joey: So you can brag about how great you have it compare to them.
Rachel: Oh yeah.
(Rachel gets up and leaves.)
Joey: So what do you want to tell me in private?
Chandler: I was going through some of my medical files the other day and found the results of those test we took when Rachel was giving birth.
Joey: (Trying to remember.) No more needles.
Chandler: Joey I was talking about the sperm test week took.
Joey: Oh yeah. That was good porn they gave us. (Smiles.)
Chandler: Take a look at your results.
Joey: (Reads it.) So I have over a 900,000 sperm count. That is a lot of sperm.
Chandler: Joey you suppose to have like a billion sperm count.
Joey: (Laughing.) Hey nice try. You are only doing this because we trying to have a baby.
Chandler: You guys are trying to have a kid?
Joey: You are not joking?
(Ross walks through the door with Katie.)
Ross: Hey you guys are here.
Chandler: Yeah. Phoebe and Monica are killing each other in the bedroom. And this must be the Mrs. Geller of the week.
Ross: Ok who had ten seconds?
Joey: I did.
(Ross hands him a ten-dollar bill.)
Katie: So when are Ross's parents getting here?
Chandler: They not coming?
Ross: What? (Upset.)
Chandler: Hey they think this is a joke. It is not a joke right?
Katie: I was hoping that we would of one set of parents here.
Chandler: Your parents are not coming to the party?
Katie: No. They think I'm an idiot for getting married after one date.
Chandler: You do not say. (Rolls his eyes.)
(Phoebe is sitting on the bed in Joey and Rachel's room.)
Phoebe: Oh come on I did not hit you that hard.
Rachel: (From the bathroom.) She is bleeding.
Phoebe: Well I'm sorry if she is sorry.
Monica: (From the bathroom.) I'm sorry that I. Holding this stick with pee on it.
(Both her and Rachel walk out of the bathroom.)
Monica: So are you pregnant?
Rachel: (Upset.) No.
Phoebe: Have you guys been trying?
Rachel: Yeah. For about three weeks now.
Monica: Well that has not been for that long.
Phoebe: Yeah cheer up.
Rachel: You right. Hey can you guys leave so I can get dress for this party?
Monica: Sure.
Rachel: By the way you do not have to really dress up for the fourth right?
Phoebe: I'm not sure. Since you were not dress up for your two in Vegas I'm saying no.
(Joey is sitting down in the kitchen as Ross and Chandler stand over him.)
Joey: What I'm going to do. I mean how do I break this to her?
Ross: You don't.
Chandler: Yeah just keep it to yourself.
Joey: Hey I do not need tips on how to become a divorce loser like you two. I mean five divorces between your two.
Chandler: Hey only one of those was mine.
Ross: And I only have been divorce three times.
Joey: Or, yeah you still married. And it pass the 72-hour mark. (Stares at Chandler.)
Chandler: Damn you Ross. You just cost me 100 bucks. (Hands him a bill.)
(Katie walking in.)
Joey: I'm going to get dress for the party.
Chandler: So what going to happen.
Ross: We are going to redo our vows for you guys. Then I guess a night of getting drunk.
Joey: Yeah. Hey do I have to dress up for this thing.
Ross: No. You are the minister.
Katie: Hey you guys know that the whole online minister thing is a scam right?
Joey: What? So you saying all the people I wed are not really married.
Chandler: Hey I'm not a divorce loser after all.
Ross: No, just a regular loser you all.
(Joey walks upstairs as Phoebe and Monica head down.)
Monica: I'm telling you Phoebe you can do better than Guther.
Phoebe: But I do not want to wait much longer. Oh I guess it could be worst. I could be a divorce single Mom.
(Joey walks into the bedroom. Rachel is a on the bed crying.)
Joey: Oh honey it was not positive again?
Rachel: Yes and it is my fault. I must be a bad mom and I do not get another.
Joey: Honey that not true. You are a great mom. And it is my fault.
Rachel: No Jo, it neither of ours fault.
Joey: Yes it is. I have a low sperm count.
The End ~120 TOW The Wedding Party Part 2~ Coming Soon.
(Joey is at the airports carrying Phoebe and Monica's bags. Chandler is carrying his and Monica is carrying a sleeping baby Joey.)
Phoebe: I do not believe it?
Joey: I know. Neither of you two can carry your old bags.
Monica: Hey I have to hold my son.
Phoebe: (Looks around.) And I have to go by some gum at the duty free shop. (She heads off.)
Chandler: So how is this wife compare to his the others?
Joey: Well she not better than Rachel of course. But she is better than Emily.
Monica: What about Carol.
Joey: Tuff to judge. (Puts the bags down and waves for a taxi.) After all I never saw them together at all.
Chandler: Well if he is happy.
Phoebe: (Walking up.) I never found the duty free shop.
Joey: (Puts the bags in the trunk of a taxi.) I wonder why Jack and Judy did not come.
Monica: They still think it is a joke.
Phoebe: All I know is I want the next wedding to be for me.
Joey: Sure thing Pheebes. (She gets in the taxi. Joey mouths no way to Monica and Chandler.)
~Opening Credits~
(Everyone is at Joey and Rachel's. It is setup for a party.)
Monica: I finally got Joey to sleep.
Rachel: Is he getting you trouble.
Monica: No, not really.
Chandler: He just like big Joey. All he does is eat and sleep. (Pats Joey on top of the head.)
Joey: And beat up all those babies name Chandler.
Phoebe: So where do you think I should have my wedding? I was thinking Disney World?
Rachel: That is nice Pheebes.
Phoebe: Ok. It is a done deal. I'm getting married at Disney World.
Monica: But too who?
(Everyone stares at her.)
Phoebe: What does that mean?
Monica: Nothing. I'm just saying you not seeing anyone right now, and I'm not sure when was the last time you had a long-term relationship.
Phoebe: (Crying.) Why do you have to bring that up for?
(Phoebe runs out of the living room. Monica follows.)
Joey: Hey Rach do you want to join them?
Rachel: Why?
Joey: So you can brag about how great you have it compare to them.
Rachel: Oh yeah.
(Rachel gets up and leaves.)
Joey: So what do you want to tell me in private?
Chandler: I was going through some of my medical files the other day and found the results of those test we took when Rachel was giving birth.
Joey: (Trying to remember.) No more needles.
Chandler: Joey I was talking about the sperm test week took.
Joey: Oh yeah. That was good porn they gave us. (Smiles.)
Chandler: Take a look at your results.
Joey: (Reads it.) So I have over a 900,000 sperm count. That is a lot of sperm.
Chandler: Joey you suppose to have like a billion sperm count.
Joey: (Laughing.) Hey nice try. You are only doing this because we trying to have a baby.
Chandler: You guys are trying to have a kid?
Joey: You are not joking?
(Ross walks through the door with Katie.)
Ross: Hey you guys are here.
Chandler: Yeah. Phoebe and Monica are killing each other in the bedroom. And this must be the Mrs. Geller of the week.
Ross: Ok who had ten seconds?
Joey: I did.
(Ross hands him a ten-dollar bill.)
Katie: So when are Ross's parents getting here?
Chandler: They not coming?
Ross: What? (Upset.)
Chandler: Hey they think this is a joke. It is not a joke right?
Katie: I was hoping that we would of one set of parents here.
Chandler: Your parents are not coming to the party?
Katie: No. They think I'm an idiot for getting married after one date.
Chandler: You do not say. (Rolls his eyes.)
(Phoebe is sitting on the bed in Joey and Rachel's room.)
Phoebe: Oh come on I did not hit you that hard.
Rachel: (From the bathroom.) She is bleeding.
Phoebe: Well I'm sorry if she is sorry.
Monica: (From the bathroom.) I'm sorry that I. Holding this stick with pee on it.
(Both her and Rachel walk out of the bathroom.)
Monica: So are you pregnant?
Rachel: (Upset.) No.
Phoebe: Have you guys been trying?
Rachel: Yeah. For about three weeks now.
Monica: Well that has not been for that long.
Phoebe: Yeah cheer up.
Rachel: You right. Hey can you guys leave so I can get dress for this party?
Monica: Sure.
Rachel: By the way you do not have to really dress up for the fourth right?
Phoebe: I'm not sure. Since you were not dress up for your two in Vegas I'm saying no.
(Joey is sitting down in the kitchen as Ross and Chandler stand over him.)
Joey: What I'm going to do. I mean how do I break this to her?
Ross: You don't.
Chandler: Yeah just keep it to yourself.
Joey: Hey I do not need tips on how to become a divorce loser like you two. I mean five divorces between your two.
Chandler: Hey only one of those was mine.
Ross: And I only have been divorce three times.
Joey: Or, yeah you still married. And it pass the 72-hour mark. (Stares at Chandler.)
Chandler: Damn you Ross. You just cost me 100 bucks. (Hands him a bill.)
(Katie walking in.)
Joey: I'm going to get dress for the party.
Chandler: So what going to happen.
Ross: We are going to redo our vows for you guys. Then I guess a night of getting drunk.
Joey: Yeah. Hey do I have to dress up for this thing.
Ross: No. You are the minister.
Katie: Hey you guys know that the whole online minister thing is a scam right?
Joey: What? So you saying all the people I wed are not really married.
Chandler: Hey I'm not a divorce loser after all.
Ross: No, just a regular loser you all.
(Joey walks upstairs as Phoebe and Monica head down.)
Monica: I'm telling you Phoebe you can do better than Guther.
Phoebe: But I do not want to wait much longer. Oh I guess it could be worst. I could be a divorce single Mom.
(Joey walks into the bedroom. Rachel is a on the bed crying.)
Joey: Oh honey it was not positive again?
Rachel: Yes and it is my fault. I must be a bad mom and I do not get another.
Joey: Honey that not true. You are a great mom. And it is my fault.
Rachel: No Jo, it neither of ours fault.
Joey: Yes it is. I have a low sperm count.
The End ~120 TOW The Wedding Party Part 2~ Coming Soon.