Miake: I don't own YGO...but if I did.............
Kaiba: I don't even want to think about it.
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Kaiba: I don't know what Mokuba wants for Christmas.
Miake: So why don't you ask him.
Kaiba: He still believes in Santa.
Joey: Wait, you mean there isn't a Santa?
Kaiba: Go away dog boy.
Miake: Dog boy, kinda like Inu Yasha, I like that show.
Kaiba: You're weird.
Yugi: How about telling Mokuba to write a Christmas list.
Kaiba: Mokuba has bad handwriting.
Miake: It cannot be worse than mine.
Kaiba: And yet it can.
Yami Bakura: How about you take over his mind.
Malik: Mind control is my job.
Pegasus: So what are you going to do Kaiba-boy.
Kaiba: Will you NOT CALL ME THAT! It's bad enough having Miake around to think of annoying nicknames for me.
Miake: Yes Seto-san, Kaiba-kun and all the other names I call you.
Kaiba: I just want to get my brother a good Christmas gift.
Miake: How sweet ^_^
Bakura: I've got an idea!
Kaiba: It had better be a good one.
Bakura: Why don't you go to the mall get a job and dress up as Santa Clause! Then we'll take Mokuba to the mall to tell Santa what he wants this year. He'll really be telling you.
Kaiba: I AM NOT DRESSING UP AS SANTA!
*the next day*
Kaiba: I don't know why I'm going through with your plan Bakura. *wearing the Santa outfit* When I'm out of this I swear I'll kill you.
Yami Bakura: NOT IF I KILL YOU FIRST!
Tea: Can we please keep the killing to a minimum.
Miake: My minimum is one person per hour.
Tea: You're sick.
Kaiba: This is the most degrading thing I've done since Mokuba signed me up for that underwear modeling contest.
Miake: WHOA! WHEN did this happen?
Kaiba: I'm not telling you. *coughHENTAIcough*
Miake: I'm NOT hentai.
Kaiba: I'm going to the mall. I'll see you later.
Joey: I like the outfit!
Kaiba: Shut up.
*Kaiba leaves for the mall and one hour later we leave for the mall*
Mokuba: How come Seto didn't want to come to the mall with us?
Miake: Because I'm here. He doesn't like me *sigh*.
Tristan: No one likes you Miake.
Miake: Ya know what. You haven't said anything this whole time and THAT'S what you choose to say!!! Insulting fanfic writers can be bad for your health.
Tristan: I'm sorry.
Yugi: So, where should we go Mokuba?
Mokuba: I want to see Santa.
Miake: Me too.
Mokuba: Why?
Miake: I have my reasons...
Mokuba: Are you going to ask Santa to make my brother like you.
Miake: *face turns VERY red* Um, he he, I guess, I mean no er ok.
Yami Bakura: I don't like the mall.
Bakura: So go back in the ring.
Yami Bakura: I don't want to. It's boring in there. And I need to replace the air conditioner.
Joey: You have an air conditioner.
Yami: It's what all the Yamis are getting these days.
Yugi: Cool.
Yami: Yes, literally.
Meanwhile...
Kaiba: *thinking to self* I hate kids. Why am I doing this. I don't like being all happy. When is Mokuba coming, I NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!
Yugi: LOOK AT THAT LINE TO SEE SANTA!
Miake: Poor Kaiba.
Yami: SHHHHHHH!
Mokuba: Huh.
Yami: Nothing, Miake was just hallucinating! It happens a lot. I think she ate a diseased cow.
Miake: *tries not to crack up* Yeah, diseased cow, that's right....nice one Yami.
Yami: Not any worse than you!
Miake: I guess we're going to have to wait here for an hour.
Kaiba: *thinking to self* I really don't want to do this anymore. I swear I'm going to kill Bakura, but if I do, Bakura fans will kill me, and if that happens Miake will die because she just will. Curse the world*
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Will Kaiba survive being Santa? Will we all go crazy waiting in line? Will Miake blow Kaiba's cover because she has a big mouth and doesn't shut up...(I knew Kaiba wrote that part). Find all the answers in Chapter 2!
Please review. Arigatou!
Kaiba: I don't even want to think about it.
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Kaiba: I don't know what Mokuba wants for Christmas.
Miake: So why don't you ask him.
Kaiba: He still believes in Santa.
Joey: Wait, you mean there isn't a Santa?
Kaiba: Go away dog boy.
Miake: Dog boy, kinda like Inu Yasha, I like that show.
Kaiba: You're weird.
Yugi: How about telling Mokuba to write a Christmas list.
Kaiba: Mokuba has bad handwriting.
Miake: It cannot be worse than mine.
Kaiba: And yet it can.
Yami Bakura: How about you take over his mind.
Malik: Mind control is my job.
Pegasus: So what are you going to do Kaiba-boy.
Kaiba: Will you NOT CALL ME THAT! It's bad enough having Miake around to think of annoying nicknames for me.
Miake: Yes Seto-san, Kaiba-kun and all the other names I call you.
Kaiba: I just want to get my brother a good Christmas gift.
Miake: How sweet ^_^
Bakura: I've got an idea!
Kaiba: It had better be a good one.
Bakura: Why don't you go to the mall get a job and dress up as Santa Clause! Then we'll take Mokuba to the mall to tell Santa what he wants this year. He'll really be telling you.
Kaiba: I AM NOT DRESSING UP AS SANTA!
*the next day*
Kaiba: I don't know why I'm going through with your plan Bakura. *wearing the Santa outfit* When I'm out of this I swear I'll kill you.
Yami Bakura: NOT IF I KILL YOU FIRST!
Tea: Can we please keep the killing to a minimum.
Miake: My minimum is one person per hour.
Tea: You're sick.
Kaiba: This is the most degrading thing I've done since Mokuba signed me up for that underwear modeling contest.
Miake: WHOA! WHEN did this happen?
Kaiba: I'm not telling you. *coughHENTAIcough*
Miake: I'm NOT hentai.
Kaiba: I'm going to the mall. I'll see you later.
Joey: I like the outfit!
Kaiba: Shut up.
*Kaiba leaves for the mall and one hour later we leave for the mall*
Mokuba: How come Seto didn't want to come to the mall with us?
Miake: Because I'm here. He doesn't like me *sigh*.
Tristan: No one likes you Miake.
Miake: Ya know what. You haven't said anything this whole time and THAT'S what you choose to say!!! Insulting fanfic writers can be bad for your health.
Tristan: I'm sorry.
Yugi: So, where should we go Mokuba?
Mokuba: I want to see Santa.
Miake: Me too.
Mokuba: Why?
Miake: I have my reasons...
Mokuba: Are you going to ask Santa to make my brother like you.
Miake: *face turns VERY red* Um, he he, I guess, I mean no er ok.
Yami Bakura: I don't like the mall.
Bakura: So go back in the ring.
Yami Bakura: I don't want to. It's boring in there. And I need to replace the air conditioner.
Joey: You have an air conditioner.
Yami: It's what all the Yamis are getting these days.
Yugi: Cool.
Yami: Yes, literally.
Meanwhile...
Kaiba: *thinking to self* I hate kids. Why am I doing this. I don't like being all happy. When is Mokuba coming, I NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!
Yugi: LOOK AT THAT LINE TO SEE SANTA!
Miake: Poor Kaiba.
Yami: SHHHHHHH!
Mokuba: Huh.
Yami: Nothing, Miake was just hallucinating! It happens a lot. I think she ate a diseased cow.
Miake: *tries not to crack up* Yeah, diseased cow, that's right....nice one Yami.
Yami: Not any worse than you!
Miake: I guess we're going to have to wait here for an hour.
Kaiba: *thinking to self* I really don't want to do this anymore. I swear I'm going to kill Bakura, but if I do, Bakura fans will kill me, and if that happens Miake will die because she just will. Curse the world*
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Will Kaiba survive being Santa? Will we all go crazy waiting in line? Will Miake blow Kaiba's cover because she has a big mouth and doesn't shut up...(I knew Kaiba wrote that part). Find all the answers in Chapter 2!
Please review. Arigatou!