~202 TOW Joey Goes To London~
(Ross is picking up Jenny. Rachel is filling in Ross on Jacob and Kelly.)
Ross: And they just left?
Rachel: Yeah. I do not know what I'm going to do. He is so upset he refuses to even watch Die Hard.
Ross: Oh no. (Picks Jenny up.)
Rachel: Thanks for taking Jenny for a couple of day.
Ross: Well it nothing like a two year old to keep the sex driven newlywed period going.
Rachel: By the way there is one more thing. I'm pregnant.
Ross: That is great. (Hugs Rachel with his free arm.)
Rachel: I not sure the time was right however. I just afraid he might do something stupid. (The phone rings. Rachel picks it up.)
Ross: I sure he be ok.
Rachel: What you mean you not at work. You went to London? How stupid can you be?
Ross: Rachel I do not think looking for his son is stupid.
Rachel: Shut up. No you right. Joey I hope you find them (She slams the phone door.)
Ross: Why did you slam the phone?
Rachel: Oh I want to get a new one but Joey said not until this one breaks.
~Opening Credits~
(Joey is talking to a lady at the airport counter.)
Joey: What you mean you do not know if Kelly and Jacob threw in?
Lady: I need a last name.
Joey: Smith. (Prays as she types it in.)
Lady: They flew in a few days ago.
Joey: And do you have an address you can give me?
Lady: Sure. (Writes it out and hands it to him.) I just hope you not a stalker or anything because this is totally against policy.
Joey: No. (Hands here a ten.) Wait you do not ask for a bribe. (Takes it back.)
(Ross and Katie are making out on their bed when Jenny walks in.)
Ross: Sweetie what do you want?
Jenny: Nothing. Just walking around.
(She turns around and leaves. Ross gets up to follow her in the hallway.)
Ross: It is time for bed. (Picks her up and puts carries her into her room.)
Jenny: (Crying.) But I'm not sleepy, mean Daddy.
Ross: (Lays her down in her bed.) Go to sleep.
(He storms out turn off the light and shutting the door. Katie is standing there.)
Katie: What is the matter?
Ross: He called me mean Daddy.
Katie: (Hugs him.) But you were just laying down the law.
Ross: I know. (Starts walking downstairs.)
Katie: Where you going?
Ross: I'm not in the mood.
(Joey is on the phone in a hotel room.)
Joey: Yeah I got their address and will see them in the morning. What you mean you going to the doctor in the morning. Can't you wait to I get back? Ok bye Rach.
(He starts reading the menu.)
Joey: Meatball sub. (He dials the phone.) Yes I look to order a meatball sub. What you mean no orders after nine? Well fine I think I stay somewhere else next time I'm in London. Well you go to Bloody Hell too.
(Rachel is on the phone lying in bed.)
Rachel: I'm telling you Monica you should of saw the look on his face when I told him. Yeah I know but how else do you tell Ross they stop production on Jussic Park 4.
(She stands up and walks into the hallway.)
Rachel: Yes I will call you when Joey gets back. Yeah the house is free so it I can get some naked time.
(She hangs up the phone and takes her robe off. Someone knocks on the door. She walks door and opens it.)
Rachel: What took you guys so long? (A pizza guy just stares at her.) Oh you want a tip. Stop staring at me and get a life.
(She slams the door. Then looks down and realize she was naked the whole time.)
Rachel: Wow. He did get a tip.
(Ross is napping on the couch. He is wake by banging sounds from the kitchen.)
Ross: What the hell is that?
(He runs in the kitchen. Jenny is banging to pots together.)
Ross: Jennifer Rachel Geller-Green what are you doing?
Jenny: Having fun mean Daddy.
Ross: No you making a bunch of noise. You are going to wake Katie up. (Takes the pans and puts them up on the counter.) You going to you room young lady.
Jenny: Why? So you can have fun with Katie.
Ross: No to teach you a lesson.
(Picks her up and carries her upstairs. She sits her down in a chair in her room.)
Ross: Honey why would you say I would put you in your room so I can have fun with Katie.
Jenny: Because you love her more then me.
Ross: What? I do not love her more than you.
Jenny: Then why are you playing with her more then me?
Ross: Because we are getting to know each other.
Jenny: But I'm the baby.
Ross: You were the baby. But you becoming a big girl and you want need us any second. Ok?
Jenny: Ok. As long as another baby do not come along I fine. (Ross rolls his eyes.)
(Rachel is sitting on the couch in her robe when there is a knock on the door.)
Rachel: Hold on.
(She opens the door. A guy with Chinese food is standing there.)
Rachel: I did not order any Chinese food.
Guy: I know. But, my cousin who delivered a pizza to you this afternoon told me about how nice you all.
Rachel: Oh no. I not going to show you my naked. Is there sweat and sour pork in there?
Guy: (Nods.) Yeah.
(Rachel flashes him. He hands her the food.)
Rachel: If you see the cable guy tell him about this. I'm late on my payment.
(Joey is sitting on some steps in front of an apartment building. Kelly and Jacob come walking down the street.)
Kelly: So you like your first day of school.
Jacob: It was ok. (Sees Joey.) Daddy.
(He runs up to them. They hug.)
Kelly: (Upset.) What are you doing here?
Joey: I get worried when you left in short notice? (Stares at her.)
Kelly: Oh. It just Jacob started school today. Do you want to come inside?
Joey: That would be nice.
(They walk inside their apartment.)
Kelly: Jacob why don't you go clean you room up real quickly so you Dad can see it.
Jacob: Ok.
(He runs into his room.)
Joey: Why did you just leave like that?
Kelly: (Trying to keep her voice down.) Because I was becoming afraid.
Joey: Of what?
Kelly: If you two becoming too attached.
Joey: Huh?
Kelly: It just I do not want him to be so happy around you that he is always sad when you not around. I mean after all it not like you guys will be seeing each other everyday.
Joey: Oh.
Kelly: I mean I how often will you guys be able to see each other. A couple of times a year?
Joey: You right? Maybe I should just go.
(He goes to leave but Jacob runs out of the room.)
Jacob: Daddy are you going?
Joey: (Looks at him and smiles.) No. Come on son show me you room.
(Rachel is on the phone.)
Rachel: Oh that is great Jo. Sure I will love to go to London sometime. Or by the way I postpone the appointment to you get back.
(There is a knock on the door.)
Rachel: Honey I have to go.
(She opens the door. The cable guy is standing there.)
Rachel: (Hands him a check and flashes.) Thanks for dropping the late charges.
Cable Guy: Do you want me to teach you how to get free HBO?
The End ~203 TOW Ross's new car~
(Ross is picking up Jenny. Rachel is filling in Ross on Jacob and Kelly.)
Ross: And they just left?
Rachel: Yeah. I do not know what I'm going to do. He is so upset he refuses to even watch Die Hard.
Ross: Oh no. (Picks Jenny up.)
Rachel: Thanks for taking Jenny for a couple of day.
Ross: Well it nothing like a two year old to keep the sex driven newlywed period going.
Rachel: By the way there is one more thing. I'm pregnant.
Ross: That is great. (Hugs Rachel with his free arm.)
Rachel: I not sure the time was right however. I just afraid he might do something stupid. (The phone rings. Rachel picks it up.)
Ross: I sure he be ok.
Rachel: What you mean you not at work. You went to London? How stupid can you be?
Ross: Rachel I do not think looking for his son is stupid.
Rachel: Shut up. No you right. Joey I hope you find them (She slams the phone door.)
Ross: Why did you slam the phone?
Rachel: Oh I want to get a new one but Joey said not until this one breaks.
~Opening Credits~
(Joey is talking to a lady at the airport counter.)
Joey: What you mean you do not know if Kelly and Jacob threw in?
Lady: I need a last name.
Joey: Smith. (Prays as she types it in.)
Lady: They flew in a few days ago.
Joey: And do you have an address you can give me?
Lady: Sure. (Writes it out and hands it to him.) I just hope you not a stalker or anything because this is totally against policy.
Joey: No. (Hands here a ten.) Wait you do not ask for a bribe. (Takes it back.)
(Ross and Katie are making out on their bed when Jenny walks in.)
Ross: Sweetie what do you want?
Jenny: Nothing. Just walking around.
(She turns around and leaves. Ross gets up to follow her in the hallway.)
Ross: It is time for bed. (Picks her up and puts carries her into her room.)
Jenny: (Crying.) But I'm not sleepy, mean Daddy.
Ross: (Lays her down in her bed.) Go to sleep.
(He storms out turn off the light and shutting the door. Katie is standing there.)
Katie: What is the matter?
Ross: He called me mean Daddy.
Katie: (Hugs him.) But you were just laying down the law.
Ross: I know. (Starts walking downstairs.)
Katie: Where you going?
Ross: I'm not in the mood.
(Joey is on the phone in a hotel room.)
Joey: Yeah I got their address and will see them in the morning. What you mean you going to the doctor in the morning. Can't you wait to I get back? Ok bye Rach.
(He starts reading the menu.)
Joey: Meatball sub. (He dials the phone.) Yes I look to order a meatball sub. What you mean no orders after nine? Well fine I think I stay somewhere else next time I'm in London. Well you go to Bloody Hell too.
(Rachel is on the phone lying in bed.)
Rachel: I'm telling you Monica you should of saw the look on his face when I told him. Yeah I know but how else do you tell Ross they stop production on Jussic Park 4.
(She stands up and walks into the hallway.)
Rachel: Yes I will call you when Joey gets back. Yeah the house is free so it I can get some naked time.
(She hangs up the phone and takes her robe off. Someone knocks on the door. She walks door and opens it.)
Rachel: What took you guys so long? (A pizza guy just stares at her.) Oh you want a tip. Stop staring at me and get a life.
(She slams the door. Then looks down and realize she was naked the whole time.)
Rachel: Wow. He did get a tip.
(Ross is napping on the couch. He is wake by banging sounds from the kitchen.)
Ross: What the hell is that?
(He runs in the kitchen. Jenny is banging to pots together.)
Ross: Jennifer Rachel Geller-Green what are you doing?
Jenny: Having fun mean Daddy.
Ross: No you making a bunch of noise. You are going to wake Katie up. (Takes the pans and puts them up on the counter.) You going to you room young lady.
Jenny: Why? So you can have fun with Katie.
Ross: No to teach you a lesson.
(Picks her up and carries her upstairs. She sits her down in a chair in her room.)
Ross: Honey why would you say I would put you in your room so I can have fun with Katie.
Jenny: Because you love her more then me.
Ross: What? I do not love her more than you.
Jenny: Then why are you playing with her more then me?
Ross: Because we are getting to know each other.
Jenny: But I'm the baby.
Ross: You were the baby. But you becoming a big girl and you want need us any second. Ok?
Jenny: Ok. As long as another baby do not come along I fine. (Ross rolls his eyes.)
(Rachel is sitting on the couch in her robe when there is a knock on the door.)
Rachel: Hold on.
(She opens the door. A guy with Chinese food is standing there.)
Rachel: I did not order any Chinese food.
Guy: I know. But, my cousin who delivered a pizza to you this afternoon told me about how nice you all.
Rachel: Oh no. I not going to show you my naked. Is there sweat and sour pork in there?
Guy: (Nods.) Yeah.
(Rachel flashes him. He hands her the food.)
Rachel: If you see the cable guy tell him about this. I'm late on my payment.
(Joey is sitting on some steps in front of an apartment building. Kelly and Jacob come walking down the street.)
Kelly: So you like your first day of school.
Jacob: It was ok. (Sees Joey.) Daddy.
(He runs up to them. They hug.)
Kelly: (Upset.) What are you doing here?
Joey: I get worried when you left in short notice? (Stares at her.)
Kelly: Oh. It just Jacob started school today. Do you want to come inside?
Joey: That would be nice.
(They walk inside their apartment.)
Kelly: Jacob why don't you go clean you room up real quickly so you Dad can see it.
Jacob: Ok.
(He runs into his room.)
Joey: Why did you just leave like that?
Kelly: (Trying to keep her voice down.) Because I was becoming afraid.
Joey: Of what?
Kelly: If you two becoming too attached.
Joey: Huh?
Kelly: It just I do not want him to be so happy around you that he is always sad when you not around. I mean after all it not like you guys will be seeing each other everyday.
Joey: Oh.
Kelly: I mean I how often will you guys be able to see each other. A couple of times a year?
Joey: You right? Maybe I should just go.
(He goes to leave but Jacob runs out of the room.)
Jacob: Daddy are you going?
Joey: (Looks at him and smiles.) No. Come on son show me you room.
(Rachel is on the phone.)
Rachel: Oh that is great Jo. Sure I will love to go to London sometime. Or by the way I postpone the appointment to you get back.
(There is a knock on the door.)
Rachel: Honey I have to go.
(She opens the door. The cable guy is standing there.)
Rachel: (Hands him a check and flashes.) Thanks for dropping the late charges.
Cable Guy: Do you want me to teach you how to get free HBO?
The End ~203 TOW Ross's new car~