Miake: Well, I missed yet another day at school because I was sick. I
could barely walk because I was all dizzy.
Kaiba: I've been taking care of her.
Miake: So you really DO care about me?
Kaiba: Don't count on it.
Miake: He'll never admit it.
Kaiba: I'll do the disclaimer though.
Miake: Ok.
Kaiba: Miake doesn't own YGO.
***********
Mokuba: This line is soooooooo loooooong!
Miake: I know. But seeing Santa is very important...
Mokuba: I think Santa lost a little weight.
Joey: Yeah, he had high blood pressure.
Tristan: Almost got a heart attack.
Mokuba: Or maybe he got liposuction.
Tea: Why do you know about liposuction?
Mokuba: I think that's what Seto had.
Miake: SETO HAD LIPOSUCTION???
Mokuba: I don't know for sure but how else could he be that skinny.
Pegasus: Perhaps Kaiba-boy has an eating disorder.
Mokuba: No, he eats. And why do you call him "Kaiba-boy"?
Pegasus: I don't really know.
Kaiba: *sees Mokuba in line* *thinks to self, FINALLY! After Mokuba comes I'm leaving*
Yugi: So, what do you want for Christmas Mokuba?
Mokuba: I don't quite know. I'm still thinking about it.
Yami Bakura: Well, don't think about it too much now.
Mokuba: Yeah, we have a long time to wait in this line.
Miake: *whispers to Yami Bakura* Why don't you want him to think about it?
Yami Bakura: Because I want Kaiba to be dressed as Santa and be humiliated for as long as possible.
Miake: That's mean.
Yami Bakura: Why don't YOU sit on "Santa's" lap and tell him what you want for Christmas.
Miake: Because I'll crack up and Kaiba will hurt me.
Yami Bakura: But I want him to be humiliated as much as possible.
Miake: Ok.
Yami Bakura: That was easy.
Mokuba: What do you want for Christmas Yami Bakura?
Yami Bakura: I want to take over the world. I never get anything good for Christmas.
Miake: I'll get you something.
Yami Bakura: Can you get me a world?
Miake: Er, um, I'll work on that.
*one hour later*
Mokuba: Yea! It's my turn!
Yami Bakura: Take a picture. I need to have a copy of this.
Miake: Ok.
Mokuba: Before I tell you want I want for Christmas I was wondering, did you go on a diet Santa?
Kaiba: Uh, yea. High blood pressure.
Joey: I KNEW IT!
Kaiba: *refrains from telling Joey to shut up*
Mokuba: For Christmas I want the new Duel Disk System, my brother invented it. But he always says it's too dangerous for a kid like me to have one. But I REALLY want one.
Kaiba: It IS kind of dangerous.
Mokuba: But you'll get me one RIGHT SANTA!
Miake: *dying trying not to laugh*
Mokuba: And I want one other thing.
Kaiba: Yes?
Mokuba: I want the Limp Bizkit cd.
Miake: Darnit, I knew I shouldn't have let him borrow my cd's...now I'm going to get in trouble for letting him listen to Limp Bizkit.
Kaiba: I don't think a kid like you should be listening to that.
Mokuba: I borrowed at from my friend Miake.
Miake: *blushes* No Miake here.
Mokuba: Miake likes my brother. I know she doesn't want to ask because she doesn't want to be seen with Santa because she's a big kid but I know what she wants for Christmas.
Miake: Mokuba! How do you know what I want for Christmas?
Mokuba: Because I'm smart. You want a date with my brother, RIGHT?
Miake: Yeah.............*face has turned red* Yami Bakura, I no longer like this idea.
Yami Bakura: Now there's two mortified people. I like this idea even more.
Miake: *sigh* Why do I bother.
Kaiba: So, *points to Miake* You're Miake?
Miake: Uh, yeah!
Kaiba: Why do you want a date with Mokuba's brother?
Miake: Because, he's sweet and kind and cool and smart and funny and beautiful and perfect.
Kaiba: Really now?
Miake: Yes, really.
Yami Bakura: Ok, this is just too sappy. I think I'm just going to die.
Mokuba: Ok, I think we can go now.
Yami Bakura: I need to get a picture first.
Kaiba: *thinks to self: darn you Yami Bakura*
*later that day*
Mokuba: That was fun going to the mall. Where did you go Seto?
Kaiba: I went Christmas shopping.
Mokuba: For who?
Kaiba: No one.
Mokuba: Tell me! I bet you got something for me didn't you.
Kaiba: What would give you that idea?
Mokuba: I think I have you all figured out!
************** Has Mokuba really figured out what's going on? Stay tuned for chapter 2.
Please review. Thanx.
Kaiba: I've been taking care of her.
Miake: So you really DO care about me?
Kaiba: Don't count on it.
Miake: He'll never admit it.
Kaiba: I'll do the disclaimer though.
Miake: Ok.
Kaiba: Miake doesn't own YGO.
***********
Mokuba: This line is soooooooo loooooong!
Miake: I know. But seeing Santa is very important...
Mokuba: I think Santa lost a little weight.
Joey: Yeah, he had high blood pressure.
Tristan: Almost got a heart attack.
Mokuba: Or maybe he got liposuction.
Tea: Why do you know about liposuction?
Mokuba: I think that's what Seto had.
Miake: SETO HAD LIPOSUCTION???
Mokuba: I don't know for sure but how else could he be that skinny.
Pegasus: Perhaps Kaiba-boy has an eating disorder.
Mokuba: No, he eats. And why do you call him "Kaiba-boy"?
Pegasus: I don't really know.
Kaiba: *sees Mokuba in line* *thinks to self, FINALLY! After Mokuba comes I'm leaving*
Yugi: So, what do you want for Christmas Mokuba?
Mokuba: I don't quite know. I'm still thinking about it.
Yami Bakura: Well, don't think about it too much now.
Mokuba: Yeah, we have a long time to wait in this line.
Miake: *whispers to Yami Bakura* Why don't you want him to think about it?
Yami Bakura: Because I want Kaiba to be dressed as Santa and be humiliated for as long as possible.
Miake: That's mean.
Yami Bakura: Why don't YOU sit on "Santa's" lap and tell him what you want for Christmas.
Miake: Because I'll crack up and Kaiba will hurt me.
Yami Bakura: But I want him to be humiliated as much as possible.
Miake: Ok.
Yami Bakura: That was easy.
Mokuba: What do you want for Christmas Yami Bakura?
Yami Bakura: I want to take over the world. I never get anything good for Christmas.
Miake: I'll get you something.
Yami Bakura: Can you get me a world?
Miake: Er, um, I'll work on that.
*one hour later*
Mokuba: Yea! It's my turn!
Yami Bakura: Take a picture. I need to have a copy of this.
Miake: Ok.
Mokuba: Before I tell you want I want for Christmas I was wondering, did you go on a diet Santa?
Kaiba: Uh, yea. High blood pressure.
Joey: I KNEW IT!
Kaiba: *refrains from telling Joey to shut up*
Mokuba: For Christmas I want the new Duel Disk System, my brother invented it. But he always says it's too dangerous for a kid like me to have one. But I REALLY want one.
Kaiba: It IS kind of dangerous.
Mokuba: But you'll get me one RIGHT SANTA!
Miake: *dying trying not to laugh*
Mokuba: And I want one other thing.
Kaiba: Yes?
Mokuba: I want the Limp Bizkit cd.
Miake: Darnit, I knew I shouldn't have let him borrow my cd's...now I'm going to get in trouble for letting him listen to Limp Bizkit.
Kaiba: I don't think a kid like you should be listening to that.
Mokuba: I borrowed at from my friend Miake.
Miake: *blushes* No Miake here.
Mokuba: Miake likes my brother. I know she doesn't want to ask because she doesn't want to be seen with Santa because she's a big kid but I know what she wants for Christmas.
Miake: Mokuba! How do you know what I want for Christmas?
Mokuba: Because I'm smart. You want a date with my brother, RIGHT?
Miake: Yeah.............*face has turned red* Yami Bakura, I no longer like this idea.
Yami Bakura: Now there's two mortified people. I like this idea even more.
Miake: *sigh* Why do I bother.
Kaiba: So, *points to Miake* You're Miake?
Miake: Uh, yeah!
Kaiba: Why do you want a date with Mokuba's brother?
Miake: Because, he's sweet and kind and cool and smart and funny and beautiful and perfect.
Kaiba: Really now?
Miake: Yes, really.
Yami Bakura: Ok, this is just too sappy. I think I'm just going to die.
Mokuba: Ok, I think we can go now.
Yami Bakura: I need to get a picture first.
Kaiba: *thinks to self: darn you Yami Bakura*
*later that day*
Mokuba: That was fun going to the mall. Where did you go Seto?
Kaiba: I went Christmas shopping.
Mokuba: For who?
Kaiba: No one.
Mokuba: Tell me! I bet you got something for me didn't you.
Kaiba: What would give you that idea?
Mokuba: I think I have you all figured out!
************** Has Mokuba really figured out what's going on? Stay tuned for chapter 2.
Please review. Thanx.