~203 TOW Ross's New Car~
(Everyone is a car dealership.)
Ross: So what do you guys think? The red or blue one?
Katie: I do not think you will get more off base on the color of your pen.
Joey: How much longer is this going to be?
Rachel: Yeah. We have are first doctor's appointment today.
Ross: I like that one. (Points at a red SUV.)
Jenny: Me to daddy.
Ross: That it. The red SUV it is.
Katie: Your not going to give you wife a say?
Ross: (Thinking.) You got you own car.
Joey: Ok we like it too. (Rolls his eyes at Rachel.)
Rachel: Yeah. Hey we going?
(Rachel and Joey start to leave. Jenny goes to follow.)
Rachel: No honey you have to stay with Daddy.
Jenny: Why?
Rachel: Because Mommy is going to the doctor.
Jenny: Are you dying? (Starts to cry.)
Rachel: No honey. (Everyone in the lot starts staring as she cries louder.) Calm down honey I'm ok. (Hands her a sucker.)
Jenny: Ok. (She turns around and smiles.)
~Opening Credits~
(Rachel and Joey are in the doctor's office. Rachel is ready for the exam.)
Joey: Wow. You mean this stuff is use more for just porn movies? (Messing with doctor's tools.)
Rachel: That why you should not put it up your nose, like you did.
(I female doctor walks in.)
Rachel: Hi Doctor White.
Doctor White: How all you feeling today?
Rachel: Ok. Just a little morning sickness.
Joey: A little? You threw up nine times this morning.
Rachel: Yeah but five times after I ate you waffles.
Joey: Hey that is nothing. You should to keep down your meatloaf.
Doctor White: Ok will you lay down. (Rachel lays down. The doctor turns the machine on.) Anything seems to be. Oh no.
Joey: What?
Rachel: Is something wrong?
Doctor White: No sorry. Just a fingerprint mark on the screen. (There is your baby. Points it out.)
Joey: Oh look it has you old nose. (They hold hands.)
Doctor White: I will be back in a minute.
Rachel: (Crying.) That is our baby.
(Ross is driving home in his new SUV. Jenny is in the car seat next to him. Katie is in the back seat looking upset.)
Ross: Can you believe the deal I got on this?
Katie: I guess. Oh by the way why do I have to sit in the back seat?
Ross: Because I awarding Jenny for being a good girl.
Katie: For what? Peeing when the sale man pick her up.
Ross: Yes I did.
(The stop at a stop sign. Katie ducks down.)
Katie: Oh my god it some of my co-workers. I cannot let them see me in the backseat.
Ross: Good lord Katie. They not are going to laugh at you or anything. (Ross honks the horn and points in the backseat.)
Katie: Why are you doing this for me?
Ross: Because you do not like my new car.
(Rachel and Joey are picking up Jenny from Ross's house.)
Ross: So did anything go well at the doctor's?
Joey: Yeah, until (Starts to laugh.) Rachel forgot to button her top.
Rachel: Hey you swear to me you were not going to tell anyone.
Joey: That was about the school kids walking by saying honk, honk.
Ross: (Hands a sleeping Jenny to Joey laughing.) And a honk, honk there.
Rachel: Where is Katie? Do not tell me she dump you already.
Ross: Oh she is upset about the new car.
Joey: Why?
Ross: I do not know. I'm sure she will grow to like it. After all she has her own car.
(Katie is upstairs on the phone.)
Katie: Yes I want you to steal the damn car. Yes I know it really a SUV. I do not care, but it cannot be trace back to me.
(Rachel and Joey are curdles up on the couch as Jenny plays on the floor.)
Rachel: You seem happy Jenny. Do not tell me you pour sand in Mommy's car again.
Jenny: No. I'm just happy because I'm always going to the baby of the family.
Joey: No your. (Rachel slaps his arm.)
Rachel: Honey we have to tell you something.
Jenny: (Gets up and sits on the couch.) Ok?
Rachel: You are going to a have little brother or sister.
Jenny: What? (Crying.) So I'm not going to be the baby anymore?
Joey: No because you going to be the big girl.
Rachel: Honey please says something.
Jenny: I want to go to bed.
Rachel: Ok.
(Ross is outside looking stun.)
Ross: Where the hell is it? (Looks around. Katie comes running out.) What the hell happen to my new car.
Katie: SUV.
Ross: Go get the phone and call the cops.
Katie: Ok. (Looks worried as she walks back inside. Joey pulls up in the driveway.)
Joey: Ross why standing out here in your robe. Did you forget all Thursday's morning bunch at Hooters?
Ross: Joey had notice anything missing?
Joey: Yes you clothes.
Ross: Not that. Someone has stolen my new car.
(Katie walks back out on the phone.)
Katie: (Hangs up.) I reported it missing. They put it on the list.
Ross: What? They not even going to come over here?
Katie: I guess not.
Ross: Just my luck. I find the perfect SUV for me and it gets stolen.
Katie: (Feeling guilty.) You never know. You might come back from your bunch and it will be park right in front of the house.
Ross: You right. Come on Joey lets go.
(Ross jumps into Joey's car. They pull away.)
Katie: (On the phone.) Yes I need the SUV back. An hour. Ok bye.
(Rachel is trying to feed Jenny.)
Rachel: Come on honey you love peas.
Jenny: No. Me baby.
Rachel: Honey why do you still want to be the baby?
Jenny: Because you will spend more time and love it more than me.
Rachel: Well yes and no. At first I will have to spend more time with the baby to take care of it. But I will never love it more than you, or the other way around.
Jenny: Oh. So I'm a big girl now.
Rachel: Yeah. But you cannot drive for another 14 years ok.
Jenny: Ok.
(Rachel starts to feed her but she picks up the spoon and feeds herself.)
Rachel: There you go.
(Joey and Ross pull up in front for Ross's house. The SUV is in the driveway.)
Ross: What the hell? (Katie comes out.) How did it get back here? Joey this is. (Turns around as Joey drives off.)
Katie: I got something to tell you. But you have to promise not to get upset.
Ross: I cannot get upset. My car is back. (Hugs the SUV.)
Katie: Ok. I had a friend of mines steal it.
Ross: What? Why?
Katie: Because you made me sit in the back seat.
Ross: So you have my car stolen?
Katie: Sorry.
Ross: So where did Tom take it.
Katie: Tom took it. How did you know it was Tom?
Ross: Because I caught him trying to steal it this morning.
Katie: But it was. You set me up.
Ross: Yes. Yes I did. (He opens the Drives door. A bunch of sand falls out.)
The End ~204 TOW The Weird Sandwich~ Coming Soon.
(Everyone is a car dealership.)
Ross: So what do you guys think? The red or blue one?
Katie: I do not think you will get more off base on the color of your pen.
Joey: How much longer is this going to be?
Rachel: Yeah. We have are first doctor's appointment today.
Ross: I like that one. (Points at a red SUV.)
Jenny: Me to daddy.
Ross: That it. The red SUV it is.
Katie: Your not going to give you wife a say?
Ross: (Thinking.) You got you own car.
Joey: Ok we like it too. (Rolls his eyes at Rachel.)
Rachel: Yeah. Hey we going?
(Rachel and Joey start to leave. Jenny goes to follow.)
Rachel: No honey you have to stay with Daddy.
Jenny: Why?
Rachel: Because Mommy is going to the doctor.
Jenny: Are you dying? (Starts to cry.)
Rachel: No honey. (Everyone in the lot starts staring as she cries louder.) Calm down honey I'm ok. (Hands her a sucker.)
Jenny: Ok. (She turns around and smiles.)
~Opening Credits~
(Rachel and Joey are in the doctor's office. Rachel is ready for the exam.)
Joey: Wow. You mean this stuff is use more for just porn movies? (Messing with doctor's tools.)
Rachel: That why you should not put it up your nose, like you did.
(I female doctor walks in.)
Rachel: Hi Doctor White.
Doctor White: How all you feeling today?
Rachel: Ok. Just a little morning sickness.
Joey: A little? You threw up nine times this morning.
Rachel: Yeah but five times after I ate you waffles.
Joey: Hey that is nothing. You should to keep down your meatloaf.
Doctor White: Ok will you lay down. (Rachel lays down. The doctor turns the machine on.) Anything seems to be. Oh no.
Joey: What?
Rachel: Is something wrong?
Doctor White: No sorry. Just a fingerprint mark on the screen. (There is your baby. Points it out.)
Joey: Oh look it has you old nose. (They hold hands.)
Doctor White: I will be back in a minute.
Rachel: (Crying.) That is our baby.
(Ross is driving home in his new SUV. Jenny is in the car seat next to him. Katie is in the back seat looking upset.)
Ross: Can you believe the deal I got on this?
Katie: I guess. Oh by the way why do I have to sit in the back seat?
Ross: Because I awarding Jenny for being a good girl.
Katie: For what? Peeing when the sale man pick her up.
Ross: Yes I did.
(The stop at a stop sign. Katie ducks down.)
Katie: Oh my god it some of my co-workers. I cannot let them see me in the backseat.
Ross: Good lord Katie. They not are going to laugh at you or anything. (Ross honks the horn and points in the backseat.)
Katie: Why are you doing this for me?
Ross: Because you do not like my new car.
(Rachel and Joey are picking up Jenny from Ross's house.)
Ross: So did anything go well at the doctor's?
Joey: Yeah, until (Starts to laugh.) Rachel forgot to button her top.
Rachel: Hey you swear to me you were not going to tell anyone.
Joey: That was about the school kids walking by saying honk, honk.
Ross: (Hands a sleeping Jenny to Joey laughing.) And a honk, honk there.
Rachel: Where is Katie? Do not tell me she dump you already.
Ross: Oh she is upset about the new car.
Joey: Why?
Ross: I do not know. I'm sure she will grow to like it. After all she has her own car.
(Katie is upstairs on the phone.)
Katie: Yes I want you to steal the damn car. Yes I know it really a SUV. I do not care, but it cannot be trace back to me.
(Rachel and Joey are curdles up on the couch as Jenny plays on the floor.)
Rachel: You seem happy Jenny. Do not tell me you pour sand in Mommy's car again.
Jenny: No. I'm just happy because I'm always going to the baby of the family.
Joey: No your. (Rachel slaps his arm.)
Rachel: Honey we have to tell you something.
Jenny: (Gets up and sits on the couch.) Ok?
Rachel: You are going to a have little brother or sister.
Jenny: What? (Crying.) So I'm not going to be the baby anymore?
Joey: No because you going to be the big girl.
Rachel: Honey please says something.
Jenny: I want to go to bed.
Rachel: Ok.
(Ross is outside looking stun.)
Ross: Where the hell is it? (Looks around. Katie comes running out.) What the hell happen to my new car.
Katie: SUV.
Ross: Go get the phone and call the cops.
Katie: Ok. (Looks worried as she walks back inside. Joey pulls up in the driveway.)
Joey: Ross why standing out here in your robe. Did you forget all Thursday's morning bunch at Hooters?
Ross: Joey had notice anything missing?
Joey: Yes you clothes.
Ross: Not that. Someone has stolen my new car.
(Katie walks back out on the phone.)
Katie: (Hangs up.) I reported it missing. They put it on the list.
Ross: What? They not even going to come over here?
Katie: I guess not.
Ross: Just my luck. I find the perfect SUV for me and it gets stolen.
Katie: (Feeling guilty.) You never know. You might come back from your bunch and it will be park right in front of the house.
Ross: You right. Come on Joey lets go.
(Ross jumps into Joey's car. They pull away.)
Katie: (On the phone.) Yes I need the SUV back. An hour. Ok bye.
(Rachel is trying to feed Jenny.)
Rachel: Come on honey you love peas.
Jenny: No. Me baby.
Rachel: Honey why do you still want to be the baby?
Jenny: Because you will spend more time and love it more than me.
Rachel: Well yes and no. At first I will have to spend more time with the baby to take care of it. But I will never love it more than you, or the other way around.
Jenny: Oh. So I'm a big girl now.
Rachel: Yeah. But you cannot drive for another 14 years ok.
Jenny: Ok.
(Rachel starts to feed her but she picks up the spoon and feeds herself.)
Rachel: There you go.
(Joey and Ross pull up in front for Ross's house. The SUV is in the driveway.)
Ross: What the hell? (Katie comes out.) How did it get back here? Joey this is. (Turns around as Joey drives off.)
Katie: I got something to tell you. But you have to promise not to get upset.
Ross: I cannot get upset. My car is back. (Hugs the SUV.)
Katie: Ok. I had a friend of mines steal it.
Ross: What? Why?
Katie: Because you made me sit in the back seat.
Ross: So you have my car stolen?
Katie: Sorry.
Ross: So where did Tom take it.
Katie: Tom took it. How did you know it was Tom?
Ross: Because I caught him trying to steal it this morning.
Katie: But it was. You set me up.
Ross: Yes. Yes I did. (He opens the Drives door. A bunch of sand falls out.)
The End ~204 TOW The Weird Sandwich~ Coming Soon.