~204 TOW The Weird Sandwich~
(Joey walks into the kitchen. He sees a sandwich on the counter.)
Joey: How you doing?
(Picks it up and starts eating it.)
Joey: Man you taste weird, but great.
(Joey sits down and takes the last bite. Rachel comes in the kitchen.)
Rachel: (Looks at the counter.) Where is my sandwich?
Joey: You know the rule. You left it all alone.
Rachel: But Joey that was one of those weird sandwich pregnant women eats.
Joey: Yeah, it was great. Hey if you make another one for yourself make me one too.
Rachel: Ok. (Stops and thinks.) What the hell was in it?
Joey: I do not know. You can't remember.
Rachel: No. I mean it was last night when I made it.
(Joey starts flipping through the counters.)
Joey: Well let just starts putting stuff together until we get a match. I trying you we can make millions off the thing.
~Opening Credits~
(Ross and Katie with Ben are eating lunch at a outside café'.)
Ross: You should try some of my tuna melt.
Katie: Oh sorry. I'm do not like tuna.
Ross: Wow. I just love finding out all this great things about you.
Katie: I have to go the bathroom.
(Katie gets up and walks off.)
Ross: So do you like Katie Ben?
Ben: She ok. Better than Emily. But that does not say much.
Ross: While. (Stares at Carol down the street kissing some guy.) What the hell? (Stands up.) You mom is kissing some guy.
Ben: You mean she has not told you about Paul?
(Ross walks in Rachel's house with Ben.)
Ross: (Looks stun.) Is anyone home?
(Rachel comes out of the kitchen. Joey the bathroom holding his tubby.)
Rachel: Yeah. What is wrong?
Ross: Oh nothing. I just need you to watch Ben for a little while. Katie is at work.
Joey: Ok. Come here Ben. I need you to taste a couple of sandwich for me.
(Joey and Ben walk into the kitchen.)
Ross: I will be back later. After I kill Carol.
Joey: Why are you going to kill Carol?
Ross: Because she is dating a guy. (Turns around and opens the door.) Good- bye.
(Ross leaves and Ben runs into the bathroom. Joey comes out of the kitchen.)
Joey: It was not pickle, meatloaf, and grape jelly.
Ben: (From the bathroom.) There is already barf in the Toilet.
Rachel: I told you Joey to flush the toilet.
Joey: But I barf eight times today. My arm was getting tired.
(Ross pounds on the Carol's door.)
Carol: (From the inside.) I keep telling you I'm not the one that steals your paper. (Opens the door.) Ross why are you pounding on the door like that? (She goes back to reading the sports page.)
Ross: I saw you kissing Paul.
Carol: Oh. (Looks scared.) You seem upset about it.
Ross: You think Ms. I'm dumping you because I'm a lesbian.
Carol: Why are you taking this so hard?
Ross: Why? If I even how to tell you I'm just wasting my time.
Carol: Yes you are.
Ross: Oh go to hell. (Walks out and slams the door.)
(Rachel, Ben, Jenny, and Joey are tasting sandwiches in the kitchen.)
Joey: Ok. I think the Peanut Butter and Clams are next to try.
Jenny: No more. (Rubs her tubby.)
Rachel: You will eat and like it girl.
Joey: Rach calm down.
Rachel: Oh I'm sorry honey. Why don't you and Ben go play in the sandbox?
Ben: But I'm nine. I do not play in the sandbox anymore.
Rachel: Would you like to try this? (Shows him the sandwich.)
Ben: I teach Jenny how to, dig the sand.
(Ben and Jenny run into the backyard.)
Joey: (Tries the sandwich.) That is not it. (Puts the sandwich down.) I had enough.
Rachel: Maybe it was staying overnight on the counter that gave it the taste?
Joey: Maybe. (Stands up.) I'm going to take a nap.
Rachel: No. One more hour, please.
Joey: Honey. This is not sex.
Rachel: Come one.
Joey: Damn. You know I have never turn down your begging.
(Ross comes walking into the house.)
Ross: Where is Ben?
Rachel: Outside. Why?
Ross: I want to take him home and spend time with him, that all.
Rachel: Ok.
Joey: Sandwich?
Ross: This is not the time for food.
(Ross walks out into the backyard.)
Ross: (From the backyard.) Ben why are you burying your sister?
(Ross, Katie, and Ben are watching TV.)
Ross: Is this fun or what?
(There is a knock on the door. Ross stands up and opens it.)
Ross: How many times do I have to tell you Carol? I'm not handing my son over to a liar like you.
Carol: Can we talk?
Ross: (Walks outside and slams the door.) Ok.
Carol: Why are you so upset?
Ross: Because we divorce because you said you were gay.
Carol: Oh. See I think to me it not the gender but the person.
Ross: What? So now I'm not good enough for you? Is that it?
Carol: No. It just. Why do you care some much? Are you happy with Katie?
Ross: You do not get it. I miss so much of Ben life because we were not together.
Carol: Oh. So you not upset because you would of like to still be with me.
Ross: Hell no. Right now I would want to be Emily than you.
Carol: Well now that you got that off your chest can Ben and I get going?
Ross: Ok.
Carol: So you forgive me?
Ross: No. But I have to live with you in my life.
(Joey and Rachel are sitting at the kitchen table.)
Joey: Well that it. No more.
Rachel: Look around. We are out of food.
Joey: I will go to the store this evening.
Rachel: No I will go. We need more than meat. (Looks around.) What is that sandwich on the counter?
Joey: Peanut butter and Jelly. The weirdest sandwich I can think of.
Rachel: What you mean the weirdest sandwich you can think of?
Joey: Well I never had one.
Rachel: What? Why?
Joey: Where the meat in it?
Rachel: You should try it.
Joey: Ok. (Picks it up and starts eating it.) This is it. This is the sandwich that tasted so great.
Rachel: What. (Stands up.) No way. I remember making me a.(Thinking.) Peanut butter and Jelly sandwich. (Starts to laugh.)
Joey: Wow my mom was wrong. They taste so good.
(Starts to leave.)
Rachel: Where you going?
Joey: To the store to get stuff to make more sandwiches. Well I guess you not into crazy food let.
Rachel: I guess not. Oh hey can you get me Spam and Ketchup.
Joey: What? (Stares at Rachel.)
Rachel: My mom use to make Spam and Ketchup sandwiches are the time.
The End ~205 TOW TIVO~ coming soon.
(Joey walks into the kitchen. He sees a sandwich on the counter.)
Joey: How you doing?
(Picks it up and starts eating it.)
Joey: Man you taste weird, but great.
(Joey sits down and takes the last bite. Rachel comes in the kitchen.)
Rachel: (Looks at the counter.) Where is my sandwich?
Joey: You know the rule. You left it all alone.
Rachel: But Joey that was one of those weird sandwich pregnant women eats.
Joey: Yeah, it was great. Hey if you make another one for yourself make me one too.
Rachel: Ok. (Stops and thinks.) What the hell was in it?
Joey: I do not know. You can't remember.
Rachel: No. I mean it was last night when I made it.
(Joey starts flipping through the counters.)
Joey: Well let just starts putting stuff together until we get a match. I trying you we can make millions off the thing.
~Opening Credits~
(Ross and Katie with Ben are eating lunch at a outside café'.)
Ross: You should try some of my tuna melt.
Katie: Oh sorry. I'm do not like tuna.
Ross: Wow. I just love finding out all this great things about you.
Katie: I have to go the bathroom.
(Katie gets up and walks off.)
Ross: So do you like Katie Ben?
Ben: She ok. Better than Emily. But that does not say much.
Ross: While. (Stares at Carol down the street kissing some guy.) What the hell? (Stands up.) You mom is kissing some guy.
Ben: You mean she has not told you about Paul?
(Ross walks in Rachel's house with Ben.)
Ross: (Looks stun.) Is anyone home?
(Rachel comes out of the kitchen. Joey the bathroom holding his tubby.)
Rachel: Yeah. What is wrong?
Ross: Oh nothing. I just need you to watch Ben for a little while. Katie is at work.
Joey: Ok. Come here Ben. I need you to taste a couple of sandwich for me.
(Joey and Ben walk into the kitchen.)
Ross: I will be back later. After I kill Carol.
Joey: Why are you going to kill Carol?
Ross: Because she is dating a guy. (Turns around and opens the door.) Good- bye.
(Ross leaves and Ben runs into the bathroom. Joey comes out of the kitchen.)
Joey: It was not pickle, meatloaf, and grape jelly.
Ben: (From the bathroom.) There is already barf in the Toilet.
Rachel: I told you Joey to flush the toilet.
Joey: But I barf eight times today. My arm was getting tired.
(Ross pounds on the Carol's door.)
Carol: (From the inside.) I keep telling you I'm not the one that steals your paper. (Opens the door.) Ross why are you pounding on the door like that? (She goes back to reading the sports page.)
Ross: I saw you kissing Paul.
Carol: Oh. (Looks scared.) You seem upset about it.
Ross: You think Ms. I'm dumping you because I'm a lesbian.
Carol: Why are you taking this so hard?
Ross: Why? If I even how to tell you I'm just wasting my time.
Carol: Yes you are.
Ross: Oh go to hell. (Walks out and slams the door.)
(Rachel, Ben, Jenny, and Joey are tasting sandwiches in the kitchen.)
Joey: Ok. I think the Peanut Butter and Clams are next to try.
Jenny: No more. (Rubs her tubby.)
Rachel: You will eat and like it girl.
Joey: Rach calm down.
Rachel: Oh I'm sorry honey. Why don't you and Ben go play in the sandbox?
Ben: But I'm nine. I do not play in the sandbox anymore.
Rachel: Would you like to try this? (Shows him the sandwich.)
Ben: I teach Jenny how to, dig the sand.
(Ben and Jenny run into the backyard.)
Joey: (Tries the sandwich.) That is not it. (Puts the sandwich down.) I had enough.
Rachel: Maybe it was staying overnight on the counter that gave it the taste?
Joey: Maybe. (Stands up.) I'm going to take a nap.
Rachel: No. One more hour, please.
Joey: Honey. This is not sex.
Rachel: Come one.
Joey: Damn. You know I have never turn down your begging.
(Ross comes walking into the house.)
Ross: Where is Ben?
Rachel: Outside. Why?
Ross: I want to take him home and spend time with him, that all.
Rachel: Ok.
Joey: Sandwich?
Ross: This is not the time for food.
(Ross walks out into the backyard.)
Ross: (From the backyard.) Ben why are you burying your sister?
(Ross, Katie, and Ben are watching TV.)
Ross: Is this fun or what?
(There is a knock on the door. Ross stands up and opens it.)
Ross: How many times do I have to tell you Carol? I'm not handing my son over to a liar like you.
Carol: Can we talk?
Ross: (Walks outside and slams the door.) Ok.
Carol: Why are you so upset?
Ross: Because we divorce because you said you were gay.
Carol: Oh. See I think to me it not the gender but the person.
Ross: What? So now I'm not good enough for you? Is that it?
Carol: No. It just. Why do you care some much? Are you happy with Katie?
Ross: You do not get it. I miss so much of Ben life because we were not together.
Carol: Oh. So you not upset because you would of like to still be with me.
Ross: Hell no. Right now I would want to be Emily than you.
Carol: Well now that you got that off your chest can Ben and I get going?
Ross: Ok.
Carol: So you forgive me?
Ross: No. But I have to live with you in my life.
(Joey and Rachel are sitting at the kitchen table.)
Joey: Well that it. No more.
Rachel: Look around. We are out of food.
Joey: I will go to the store this evening.
Rachel: No I will go. We need more than meat. (Looks around.) What is that sandwich on the counter?
Joey: Peanut butter and Jelly. The weirdest sandwich I can think of.
Rachel: What you mean the weirdest sandwich you can think of?
Joey: Well I never had one.
Rachel: What? Why?
Joey: Where the meat in it?
Rachel: You should try it.
Joey: Ok. (Picks it up and starts eating it.) This is it. This is the sandwich that tasted so great.
Rachel: What. (Stands up.) No way. I remember making me a.(Thinking.) Peanut butter and Jelly sandwich. (Starts to laugh.)
Joey: Wow my mom was wrong. They taste so good.
(Starts to leave.)
Rachel: Where you going?
Joey: To the store to get stuff to make more sandwiches. Well I guess you not into crazy food let.
Rachel: I guess not. Oh hey can you get me Spam and Ketchup.
Joey: What? (Stares at Rachel.)
Rachel: My mom use to make Spam and Ketchup sandwiches are the time.
The End ~205 TOW TIVO~ coming soon.