~205 TOW TIVO~
(Joey walks in the house carrying a box. Rachel claps happy.)
Rachel: It has finally arrived.
Joey: Yes it all TIVO. (Puts the box on the couch and opens it.)
Rachel: You know how to set that up?
Joey: Ross told me want to do. I better read the instructions.
(Rachel takes the out of the box and puts it on top of the TV.)
Rachel: Hand me the blue cord. (Joey hands her it. She hooks it up.) Hand me the red cord.
Joey: Ok. (Hands it to her.)
Rachel: (Hooks it up.) Finish.
Joey: Wow.
Rachel: Who do you think hook up Ross's?
Joey: (Kiss her.) You bring me TIVO woman.
Rachel: All we have to do is right for it to download
Rachel and Joey: TIVO! TIVO! TIVO.
~Opening Credits~
(Ross and Katie walk in with Jenny. Rachel and Joey are still chatting TIVO.)
Ross: You can just turn it on for it to work.
Rachel: Oh we just so happy.
Katie: For a second I figure one of you was part Native American.
Joey: What you talking about? We are all Native American.
Ross: Damn.
Katie: What is it?
Ross: Anytime people chat something like that I have go pee.
(Heads the bathroom.)
Everyone Else: Pee! Pee! Pee!
(Ross slams the bathroom door.)
Rachel: So you looking forward for you parents visiting?
Katie: Yeah. I mean I'm a little worried. Ross is still bum about Carol not being gay.
Joey: So do you want us to bring Jenny over tomorrow?
Katie: No. I think the first day should just be my parents and us.
(Ross walks out of the bathroom.)
Everyone else: Pee! Pee! Pee!
Ross: (Turns around.) Man. (Head back into the bathroom.)
(Ross and Katie are doing some last minute house keeping.)
Katie: Dusting Ross's dinosaur stuff.
Ross: Hey how many times do I have to tell you that the T-Rex always faces left?
Katie: Sorry. (Turns it to face left. When Ross turns around she drops and breaks it.) Oh no. (Bends down to pick up the pieces.) It must like facing right and tried to turn itself.
Ross: Very funny.
(There is a knock on the door.)
Katie: Can you get that? I will get the door.
(Opens the door. Her parents are standing there.)
Katie: Hi Mom, Daddy. (She hugs and kisses them.)
Mom: How are you?
Katie: Ok.
(Ross comes to the doorway.)
Ross: Hi. (Extends his hand.)
Daddy: So this is not just a bad dream. You really got married without us.
Katie: Sorry.
Daddy: Joking. (Shakes Ross hangs. Then hangs him their bags.)
Mom: We think it sweet want you two did.
Ross: Really? You do not think we nuts like my parents.
Daddy: No. Hell Judy and I do it all the time.
(Ross stares at her.)
Katie: Oh I never told you that my parents are name Jack and Judy too.
Ross: No you did not. (Shakes his head.) Anyway I can show your room.
(Starts walking up the stairs.)
Katie: Really it is Ben's room. That his son.
Ross: Yeah so if you find any playboys let me know. I have a feeling he has been hiding some up there.
(Joey and Jenny are watching TV as Rachel walks into the house.)
Joey: Other tuff day at work honey?
Rachel: Yeah. Some idiot ordered the wrong.
Joey: Sorry. I care but not enough for details. Beside I'm watching the Cartoons I record with TIVO.
Rachel: Where when I'm done I want to watch my soap operas I recorded at one o'clock. Thanks god I was able to recorded both of them at the same time.
Joey: Hey that cool because that was the same time the Cartoons were on.
Rachel: No. Joey you only can record two things at the same time.
Joey: Sorry.
Rachel: Well it is ok. As long as you did not recorded over DOOL. The only reason I watch the other one is to compare notes and see if they stealing storylines.
Joey: Once again sorry.
Rachel: Man Joey that was important episode. John Antison hand a big screen. You know I love him like a father figure.
Joey: Yes Rach we are know that. (Stands up.) Look I have a cast meeting tonight. Can you record Monday Night Football for me? The NY Jets are going to be stinking it up.
Rachel: Sure thing sweetie. (They kiss and Joey leaves the room.) Expect for one problem. I'm going to be recording before the Lifetime and Lifetime Movie Channel.
(Ross, Katie, and Judy are sitting around the living room. Jack walks down the stairs with a couple of Playboys.)
Jack: Hey Ross look at want I found?
Judy: (Takes them from him.) Two days ago. (Smacks him with them.)
Ross: Oh you two are really cool. I mean my parents are nothing you like.
Katie: Yeah thinks for setting up the new Windows for us Mom.
Judy: Well we try to keep up with the times.
(There is a knock on the door.)
Jack: Come on in.
Ross: Hey do not do that. You do not know if it can be a murder or not.
(Ross stands up and opens the door. Joey and Jenny walk in.)
Jenny: Hi Daddy.
Ross: How is Daddy's big girl?
Jenny: Ok.
Ross: Oh Joey did you see that game last night?
Joey: No I miss it. (Upset.)
Ross: Do you want to stay for a little while?
Joey: No I better get home. I'm recording a movie and I want to make sure the TIVO is working right. But I could use the restroom real quick.
(Joey walk upstairs and into Ben's room.)
Ross: Joey you do know that is not the bathroom?
Joey: (Walk out.) Yeah. I was just look for my playboys I keep over here for bathroom use. (Sees Judy with them and walks down and grabs them.) So did you like want you saw in them?
Judy: Yes. Yes I did.
(Rachel and Joey are out in the driveway. The TIVO is on the ground.)
Joey: I hate to do this but it is the way it must be.
Rachel: We have had just two many fights since we got it.
(They put on a pair of goggles each and pick up a sledgehammer.)
Joey: Ladies go first.
(Rachel hits the TIVO and it breaks. Then Joey takes a swing.)
Joey: What about TIVO, TIVO, and TIVO now?
Rachel: I guess it back to VCR recording and calling in sick for us.
Joey: I would not have it any other way.
(Ross is loading Jack and Judy's car.)
Katie: It has been so fun.
Ross: Yeah you should visit again real soon.
(They all hug and kiss.)
Jack: Good-bye. And remember that trip on how to hack into the porn websites for free.
Ross: Oh I won't.
(They pull away in their car.)
Katie: Thank god they are finally gone.
Ross: What do you mean? Your parents are great.
Katie: Yeah maybe to you. Because they act cool and try to be your friend. But I want my parents to be normal. You know scare of anything made after the 70's and talk like they never watch TV a day I there life.
Ross: Why?
Katie: Because it makes you seem so old. I mean you have to be like ten times cooler than your parents. Man I just can image how dull your parents all.
Ross: I know. (Realizes want she meant.) Hey.
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(Joey walks in the house carrying a box. Rachel claps happy.)
Rachel: It has finally arrived.
Joey: Yes it all TIVO. (Puts the box on the couch and opens it.)
Rachel: You know how to set that up?
Joey: Ross told me want to do. I better read the instructions.
(Rachel takes the out of the box and puts it on top of the TV.)
Rachel: Hand me the blue cord. (Joey hands her it. She hooks it up.) Hand me the red cord.
Joey: Ok. (Hands it to her.)
Rachel: (Hooks it up.) Finish.
Joey: Wow.
Rachel: Who do you think hook up Ross's?
Joey: (Kiss her.) You bring me TIVO woman.
Rachel: All we have to do is right for it to download
Rachel and Joey: TIVO! TIVO! TIVO.
~Opening Credits~
(Ross and Katie walk in with Jenny. Rachel and Joey are still chatting TIVO.)
Ross: You can just turn it on for it to work.
Rachel: Oh we just so happy.
Katie: For a second I figure one of you was part Native American.
Joey: What you talking about? We are all Native American.
Ross: Damn.
Katie: What is it?
Ross: Anytime people chat something like that I have go pee.
(Heads the bathroom.)
Everyone Else: Pee! Pee! Pee!
(Ross slams the bathroom door.)
Rachel: So you looking forward for you parents visiting?
Katie: Yeah. I mean I'm a little worried. Ross is still bum about Carol not being gay.
Joey: So do you want us to bring Jenny over tomorrow?
Katie: No. I think the first day should just be my parents and us.
(Ross walks out of the bathroom.)
Everyone else: Pee! Pee! Pee!
Ross: (Turns around.) Man. (Head back into the bathroom.)
(Ross and Katie are doing some last minute house keeping.)
Katie: Dusting Ross's dinosaur stuff.
Ross: Hey how many times do I have to tell you that the T-Rex always faces left?
Katie: Sorry. (Turns it to face left. When Ross turns around she drops and breaks it.) Oh no. (Bends down to pick up the pieces.) It must like facing right and tried to turn itself.
Ross: Very funny.
(There is a knock on the door.)
Katie: Can you get that? I will get the door.
(Opens the door. Her parents are standing there.)
Katie: Hi Mom, Daddy. (She hugs and kisses them.)
Mom: How are you?
Katie: Ok.
(Ross comes to the doorway.)
Ross: Hi. (Extends his hand.)
Daddy: So this is not just a bad dream. You really got married without us.
Katie: Sorry.
Daddy: Joking. (Shakes Ross hangs. Then hangs him their bags.)
Mom: We think it sweet want you two did.
Ross: Really? You do not think we nuts like my parents.
Daddy: No. Hell Judy and I do it all the time.
(Ross stares at her.)
Katie: Oh I never told you that my parents are name Jack and Judy too.
Ross: No you did not. (Shakes his head.) Anyway I can show your room.
(Starts walking up the stairs.)
Katie: Really it is Ben's room. That his son.
Ross: Yeah so if you find any playboys let me know. I have a feeling he has been hiding some up there.
(Joey and Jenny are watching TV as Rachel walks into the house.)
Joey: Other tuff day at work honey?
Rachel: Yeah. Some idiot ordered the wrong.
Joey: Sorry. I care but not enough for details. Beside I'm watching the Cartoons I record with TIVO.
Rachel: Where when I'm done I want to watch my soap operas I recorded at one o'clock. Thanks god I was able to recorded both of them at the same time.
Joey: Hey that cool because that was the same time the Cartoons were on.
Rachel: No. Joey you only can record two things at the same time.
Joey: Sorry.
Rachel: Well it is ok. As long as you did not recorded over DOOL. The only reason I watch the other one is to compare notes and see if they stealing storylines.
Joey: Once again sorry.
Rachel: Man Joey that was important episode. John Antison hand a big screen. You know I love him like a father figure.
Joey: Yes Rach we are know that. (Stands up.) Look I have a cast meeting tonight. Can you record Monday Night Football for me? The NY Jets are going to be stinking it up.
Rachel: Sure thing sweetie. (They kiss and Joey leaves the room.) Expect for one problem. I'm going to be recording before the Lifetime and Lifetime Movie Channel.
(Ross, Katie, and Judy are sitting around the living room. Jack walks down the stairs with a couple of Playboys.)
Jack: Hey Ross look at want I found?
Judy: (Takes them from him.) Two days ago. (Smacks him with them.)
Ross: Oh you two are really cool. I mean my parents are nothing you like.
Katie: Yeah thinks for setting up the new Windows for us Mom.
Judy: Well we try to keep up with the times.
(There is a knock on the door.)
Jack: Come on in.
Ross: Hey do not do that. You do not know if it can be a murder or not.
(Ross stands up and opens the door. Joey and Jenny walk in.)
Jenny: Hi Daddy.
Ross: How is Daddy's big girl?
Jenny: Ok.
Ross: Oh Joey did you see that game last night?
Joey: No I miss it. (Upset.)
Ross: Do you want to stay for a little while?
Joey: No I better get home. I'm recording a movie and I want to make sure the TIVO is working right. But I could use the restroom real quick.
(Joey walk upstairs and into Ben's room.)
Ross: Joey you do know that is not the bathroom?
Joey: (Walk out.) Yeah. I was just look for my playboys I keep over here for bathroom use. (Sees Judy with them and walks down and grabs them.) So did you like want you saw in them?
Judy: Yes. Yes I did.
(Rachel and Joey are out in the driveway. The TIVO is on the ground.)
Joey: I hate to do this but it is the way it must be.
Rachel: We have had just two many fights since we got it.
(They put on a pair of goggles each and pick up a sledgehammer.)
Joey: Ladies go first.
(Rachel hits the TIVO and it breaks. Then Joey takes a swing.)
Joey: What about TIVO, TIVO, and TIVO now?
Rachel: I guess it back to VCR recording and calling in sick for us.
Joey: I would not have it any other way.
(Ross is loading Jack and Judy's car.)
Katie: It has been so fun.
Ross: Yeah you should visit again real soon.
(They all hug and kiss.)
Jack: Good-bye. And remember that trip on how to hack into the porn websites for free.
Ross: Oh I won't.
(They pull away in their car.)
Katie: Thank god they are finally gone.
Ross: What do you mean? Your parents are great.
Katie: Yeah maybe to you. Because they act cool and try to be your friend. But I want my parents to be normal. You know scare of anything made after the 70's and talk like they never watch TV a day I there life.
Ross: Why?
Katie: Because it makes you seem so old. I mean you have to be like ten times cooler than your parents. Man I just can image how dull your parents all.
Ross: I know. (Realizes want she meant.) Hey.
The End ~TOW The Blue Dress~ Coming Soon