~208 TOW The Baby's Sex~
(Ross and Joey are eating at a outside café'.)
Ross: I'm telling you Joey you cannot give her just a book for Christmas.
Joey: But it is about fashion. I mean I going to give you a book about science.
Ross: Thanks but I think she wants more than a book. After all she got you that. thing that better than a book.
Joey: I was thinking about turning the spare bedroom into the nursery but I'm not sure want to paint it. We have not fine out if it is a boy or girl let.
Ross: Are you guys going to find out?
Joey: Yeah. We have a doctor's appointment tomorrow.
(A waiter drops the check off at the table.)
Joey: I got this one. (Pulls out his wallet.)
Ross: You sure you can afford it after all that money you spent on the book on me.
Joey: That is want being a big TV star is all about. Getting to spend money on your friends and family. I mean 500 bucks for a stupid science book. Who would of funk huh?
~ Opening Credits ~
(Ross is looking through a book show in the mall. He sees a big book about Science and flips through it.)
Ross: Man this book is great. Man I'm talking to myself again.
(A worker for the store walks up to him.)
Worker: Can I help you?
Ross: Yeah how much is this book.
Worker: 500 bucks.
Ross: Wow. That is a lot for a book.
Worker: I know. In fact we only have sold one copy. To a big TV star on that show Friends Like Us.
Ross: Really.
Worker: Yeah he went on about some nerd friend of his that would love it.
Ross: Really.
Worker: So will you take a copy?
Ross: No. I got to spend all my money on a great, expense gift for a stupid TV Star friend of mines.
(The Worker walks away.)
Ross: I mean as you can tell. (Looks around.) I love talking to myself.
(Rachel and Joey are sitting in the examine room.)
Joey: Well I guess we just have to wait for the doc to come back with the results.
Rachel: Yep.
Joey: Man I'm so nervous about finding out.
Rachel: Yeah you pacing all over the room gives me a headache watching you.
Joey: (Stops pacing.) Oh sorry.
(The Doctor walks in.)
Doctor: So I guess you to want to find out about the babies sex.
Rachel: Yes.
Doctor: They are boys. Ok. I leave you so you can get dress and stuff.
(Rachel sits up and the doctor walks out of the room.)
Joey: (Walks towards the door.) I will be right back. (Stops the doc in the hallway.)
Doctor: Oh I'm sorry. I forgot to mention you having twin boys.
Joey: Yeah I think you did.
(Walks back in the room. Rachel is dress.)
Rachel: Hey Jo so how many baby boys are we having?
Joey: Only two. We are having two babies. That is like twice as cool as having one.
(Hugs Rachel. She looks upset.)
Rachel: Yeah I guess.
(Ross is watching TV with Jenny.)
Ross: Do you have any idea want Joey really wants for Christmas.
Jenny: I heard him tell mommy something about a J. But I only caught the second part of it.
Ross: Well she can take care of that. And I'm talking from first hand knowledge.
(There is a knock on the door. Ross gets up and opens it. Rachel walks in.)
Ross: Are you ok Rach? You look tired.
Rachel: Well you would tired too if you was carrying twin boys.
Ross: Wow. You are having twins. That is great.
Rachel: You would think it great.
Ross: Are you upset over having twins?
Rachel: No. Yes. No. It just it not the way I imaged it. I also figure I would have two kids. A boy and a girl with my husband.
Ross: And what about her. (Points to Jenny in the living room.) Was she just a practice kid?
Rachel: I know. I must sound like some horrible mother.
Ross: Well then you have to give birth to both of them at the same time.
(Rachel gets a horrified look on her face.)
Ross: Maybe I should change the subject. So do you have any ideas for Christmas gifts for Joey?
(Joey is painting the spare bedroom blue.)
Joey: Man I wish I had. (Thinks to himself.) Ross and Chandler are not great works. Monica is a control freak. Phoebe would want to do something nutty and this is Rachel's Christmas gift. So I guess I want no one helping me.
(Puts the brush down as Rachel calls his name.)
Rachel: Honey I'm home with Jenny.
(Joey runs out of the room and shuts the door.)
Joey: Cool.
(Rachel walks down the hallway towards him.)
Rachel: Ok stop lying. You are turning the spare room into a nursery as my Christmas gift. I mean you had all those paint supplies in the garage this morning. Now you have paint on your hands.
Joey: No. I'm painting a portait of you naked.
Rachel: Then why is the paint blue?
Joey: Ok I building a nursery. But it your Christmas gift so you cannot go in there until then.
Rachel: I guess. Hey can I ask you something.
Joey: Sure.
Rachel: Is it weird that we having twins.
Joey: Oh thank god you fell like that too. I was afraid to say anything.
Rachel: Really.
Joey: Yeah. I think that why I'm working so hard on the nursery. To like prove I'm not a bad father for having these feelings. But twins are cool.
Rachel: But not three babies at once. That would be too much.
(The phone rings from Joey's pocket.)
Joey: Oh I Doc. What do you mean you made an error? We are having triplets (Rachel looks scared.) No Ross I'm not drunk, just freaking Rach out.
(Rachel slaps him in the arm.)
(Ross is in his office at work when he gets a phone call.)
Ross: Good. Oh my friend is going to love it. Trust me if I can get a poster of the Knicks that the team has sign he love it. He does not care they suck. Bye.
(Katie walks in his office.)
Katie: You ready to go to lunch honey?
Ross: Yes I'm. Hey I got the poster for Joey.
Katie: Man I can only amazing how much time you spent on my gift giving how much you gave Joey.
Ross: Yeah. (Looks weird.)
Katie: You have not got me a gift yet.
Ross: I knew I forgot someone.
Katie: That ok I have not even started my shopping. Maybe would should skip lunch and go shopping.
Ross: Ok.
(Joey is painting a crib inside the nursery. The room is set up for a boy with sports stuff on the wall.)
Joey: There I'm done painting Jenny's old crib.
(Looks away and leaves the room and goes downstairs. Rachel is sitting on the couch.)
Rachel: Hey are you done working up there.
Joey: I think. But don't we need two cribs for two babies?
Rachel: Yeah.
Joey: But I'm tired. Damn those twins.
Rachel: You can do it tomorrow sweetie.
Joey: I guess. (Sits down next to Rachel.) Does having two babies mean twice as many diapers?
Rachel: Yes.
Joey: Twice the feeding?
Rachel: Yes.
Joey: Twice the.
Rachel: Yes. (Looks scared.) Damn it Joey you freak me out again.
The End ~209 TOW The Christmas Without The Whole Gang~ Coming Soon
(Ross and Joey are eating at a outside café'.)
Ross: I'm telling you Joey you cannot give her just a book for Christmas.
Joey: But it is about fashion. I mean I going to give you a book about science.
Ross: Thanks but I think she wants more than a book. After all she got you that. thing that better than a book.
Joey: I was thinking about turning the spare bedroom into the nursery but I'm not sure want to paint it. We have not fine out if it is a boy or girl let.
Ross: Are you guys going to find out?
Joey: Yeah. We have a doctor's appointment tomorrow.
(A waiter drops the check off at the table.)
Joey: I got this one. (Pulls out his wallet.)
Ross: You sure you can afford it after all that money you spent on the book on me.
Joey: That is want being a big TV star is all about. Getting to spend money on your friends and family. I mean 500 bucks for a stupid science book. Who would of funk huh?
~ Opening Credits ~
(Ross is looking through a book show in the mall. He sees a big book about Science and flips through it.)
Ross: Man this book is great. Man I'm talking to myself again.
(A worker for the store walks up to him.)
Worker: Can I help you?
Ross: Yeah how much is this book.
Worker: 500 bucks.
Ross: Wow. That is a lot for a book.
Worker: I know. In fact we only have sold one copy. To a big TV star on that show Friends Like Us.
Ross: Really.
Worker: Yeah he went on about some nerd friend of his that would love it.
Ross: Really.
Worker: So will you take a copy?
Ross: No. I got to spend all my money on a great, expense gift for a stupid TV Star friend of mines.
(The Worker walks away.)
Ross: I mean as you can tell. (Looks around.) I love talking to myself.
(Rachel and Joey are sitting in the examine room.)
Joey: Well I guess we just have to wait for the doc to come back with the results.
Rachel: Yep.
Joey: Man I'm so nervous about finding out.
Rachel: Yeah you pacing all over the room gives me a headache watching you.
Joey: (Stops pacing.) Oh sorry.
(The Doctor walks in.)
Doctor: So I guess you to want to find out about the babies sex.
Rachel: Yes.
Doctor: They are boys. Ok. I leave you so you can get dress and stuff.
(Rachel sits up and the doctor walks out of the room.)
Joey: (Walks towards the door.) I will be right back. (Stops the doc in the hallway.)
Doctor: Oh I'm sorry. I forgot to mention you having twin boys.
Joey: Yeah I think you did.
(Walks back in the room. Rachel is dress.)
Rachel: Hey Jo so how many baby boys are we having?
Joey: Only two. We are having two babies. That is like twice as cool as having one.
(Hugs Rachel. She looks upset.)
Rachel: Yeah I guess.
(Ross is watching TV with Jenny.)
Ross: Do you have any idea want Joey really wants for Christmas.
Jenny: I heard him tell mommy something about a J. But I only caught the second part of it.
Ross: Well she can take care of that. And I'm talking from first hand knowledge.
(There is a knock on the door. Ross gets up and opens it. Rachel walks in.)
Ross: Are you ok Rach? You look tired.
Rachel: Well you would tired too if you was carrying twin boys.
Ross: Wow. You are having twins. That is great.
Rachel: You would think it great.
Ross: Are you upset over having twins?
Rachel: No. Yes. No. It just it not the way I imaged it. I also figure I would have two kids. A boy and a girl with my husband.
Ross: And what about her. (Points to Jenny in the living room.) Was she just a practice kid?
Rachel: I know. I must sound like some horrible mother.
Ross: Well then you have to give birth to both of them at the same time.
(Rachel gets a horrified look on her face.)
Ross: Maybe I should change the subject. So do you have any ideas for Christmas gifts for Joey?
(Joey is painting the spare bedroom blue.)
Joey: Man I wish I had. (Thinks to himself.) Ross and Chandler are not great works. Monica is a control freak. Phoebe would want to do something nutty and this is Rachel's Christmas gift. So I guess I want no one helping me.
(Puts the brush down as Rachel calls his name.)
Rachel: Honey I'm home with Jenny.
(Joey runs out of the room and shuts the door.)
Joey: Cool.
(Rachel walks down the hallway towards him.)
Rachel: Ok stop lying. You are turning the spare room into a nursery as my Christmas gift. I mean you had all those paint supplies in the garage this morning. Now you have paint on your hands.
Joey: No. I'm painting a portait of you naked.
Rachel: Then why is the paint blue?
Joey: Ok I building a nursery. But it your Christmas gift so you cannot go in there until then.
Rachel: I guess. Hey can I ask you something.
Joey: Sure.
Rachel: Is it weird that we having twins.
Joey: Oh thank god you fell like that too. I was afraid to say anything.
Rachel: Really.
Joey: Yeah. I think that why I'm working so hard on the nursery. To like prove I'm not a bad father for having these feelings. But twins are cool.
Rachel: But not three babies at once. That would be too much.
(The phone rings from Joey's pocket.)
Joey: Oh I Doc. What do you mean you made an error? We are having triplets (Rachel looks scared.) No Ross I'm not drunk, just freaking Rach out.
(Rachel slaps him in the arm.)
(Ross is in his office at work when he gets a phone call.)
Ross: Good. Oh my friend is going to love it. Trust me if I can get a poster of the Knicks that the team has sign he love it. He does not care they suck. Bye.
(Katie walks in his office.)
Katie: You ready to go to lunch honey?
Ross: Yes I'm. Hey I got the poster for Joey.
Katie: Man I can only amazing how much time you spent on my gift giving how much you gave Joey.
Ross: Yeah. (Looks weird.)
Katie: You have not got me a gift yet.
Ross: I knew I forgot someone.
Katie: That ok I have not even started my shopping. Maybe would should skip lunch and go shopping.
Ross: Ok.
(Joey is painting a crib inside the nursery. The room is set up for a boy with sports stuff on the wall.)
Joey: There I'm done painting Jenny's old crib.
(Looks away and leaves the room and goes downstairs. Rachel is sitting on the couch.)
Rachel: Hey are you done working up there.
Joey: I think. But don't we need two cribs for two babies?
Rachel: Yeah.
Joey: But I'm tired. Damn those twins.
Rachel: You can do it tomorrow sweetie.
Joey: I guess. (Sits down next to Rachel.) Does having two babies mean twice as many diapers?
Rachel: Yes.
Joey: Twice the feeding?
Rachel: Yes.
Joey: Twice the.
Rachel: Yes. (Looks scared.) Damn it Joey you freak me out again.
The End ~209 TOW The Christmas Without The Whole Gang~ Coming Soon