~210 TOW Joey Moves In With Ross~
(There is a knock on Ross's door. He answers it.)
Ross: Joey what are you doing here, crying.
Joey: She kicked me out of the house.
Ross: Why?
Joey: Because she found out about all my money. You dumb sister told her.
Ross: How did Monica find out about this?
Joey: She read it in EW magazine. I should of knew providing quotas for them will come back to bite me in the butt.
Ross: Oh that must suck. Goodbye.
(Ross goes to shut the door but Joey stops him.)
Joey: Dude can I stay here. I have nowhere to go.
Ross: Fine but this better smooth over quickly.
Joey: Do not worry. I sure this be over in a couple of hours.
(Ten days later. Joey is sitting on Ross's couch in a pink robe. Katie and Ross are standing in a corner.)
Katie: When the hell is he leaving? He can afford to like into a hotel. Besides he is wearing my robe.
~Opening Credits~
(Ross and Rachel are at the park watching Jenny play.)
Ross: Will you take him back already?
Rachel: I'm not taking him back. He was hiding millions of dollars for me. He was going to leave me for some young chick to spend his money on.
Ross: Rachel he was not planning to leave you. Would you at least talk with him?
Rachel: No. And besides I have more things to worry about like a doctor's visit today.
Ross: Ok. Hey I have to go make a phone call.
Rachel: You not going to call Joey are you?
Ross: No. (Walks away.) Well I'm known than you made me think about it.
(Rachel is sitting on the exam table as Joey comes in.)
Rachel: What the hell are you doing here?
Joey: Look you have to allow me to be here. Those are my kids in you.
Rachel: Fine but you can't talk to me.
Joey: Ok. (Rachel points at him.) Hey air I have to tell you something. You see my wife thinks that I keep the fact I made millions from her for a bad reason.
Rachel: Joey I can hear you.
Joey: Will you shut up? I'm telling the air a story. (The doctor walks in.)
(Ross is watching TV with Jenny.)
Ross: You like Days Of Our Lives don't you. Just like you mom.
Jenny: Bo and Hope.
Ross: Yes they are the "super couple" on the show. Oh there is Victor. He use to be huge porn and drug lord but turn good. Rumor has it that when his real life daughter got a part on a TV show that turns him good. Man that daughter of his is hot.
Jenny: Just like me?
Ross: Yes but in a totally different way. (Shakes his head.) Anyone I do not really care for soap operas.
(A gun shot off on TV.)
Jenny: He was hit.
Ross: Oh my god. It is Stefano.
Jenny: He shot Victor.
Ross: You mommy is not going to like this. The Phoenix has risen.
(Rachel is sitting up. Her exam is over.)
Rachel: I'm going to leave now. I do not want you to follow me.
Joey: But I have not finish my story to the air.
Rachel: Joey I do not want to talk with you ok?
Joey: Fine. I hope it did not come down to this.
(Joey handcuffs Rachel and Himself together.)
Rachel: Oh my god Joey.
Joey: Now you have to listen to me. Look I did not want to live like someone who.
(Rachel cell phone rings.)
Rachel: Can you please get that for me?
Joey: Ok. (Grabs it out his purse.) Hello. Oh hi Ross. Sure thing. (Hands the phone to Rachel.) It is for you.
Rachel: You think? What! Stefano shot Victor. I did not even know he was coming back. (Starts to cry.) You know how much I love Victor. Yeah I always wish he were my father. Oh he better not die. Ok bye. (Hangs up.) No. I forgot to tell him you handcuff us together.
(Joey grabs the phone.)
Joey: Sorry.
(Ross and Jenny are still watching TV.)
Ross: Bo has no idea Stefano was the one to shot his father.
Jenny: His Daddy.
Ross: No. Papa Shawn is his daddy. He raised him.
Jenny: So Joey is my daddy she he raises me.
Ross: (Looks stun.) No I'm you daddy and father. Joey is just some guy married to your mommy.
Jenny: But we live in the same house.
Ross: That does not matter. I mean Bo did not even find out to he grow up that Victor was his real father.
Jenny: Oh. Daddy where is Joey coming back from New York?
Ross: Hopefully soon honey.
(Rachel and Joey are walking real close to not show they handcuff together.)
Rachel: I cannot believe you forgot the key.
Joey: There in the dress in our bedroom.
Rachel: Mine bedroom. That whole room is now mine.
(They open the door to the house.)
Joey: Look can I explain why I did not tell you.
Rachel: Fine.
(They sit down on the bottom of the stairs.)
Joey: You see I was afraid that you would want to move into a big mansion and hire a bunch of butlers, maid, and nannies.
Rachel: And what is wrong with that?
Joey: Sure it fine for some semi rich girl from Long Island. But I'm from Queens and it would be a slap at my family.
Rachel: Oh. And you thinking you would be turning you back on them?
Joey: Yes. But I guess you want to live a snob so 35 room house here we come.
Rachel: I do not want that, I guess.
Joey: Look I'm not saying we cannot have some stuff. I was thinking of renting a penthouse in New York.
Rachel: Oh that would be nice.
Joey: And I guess if you want a maid to come by twice a week that would be ok. Plus we will like need one nanny for the twins.
Rachel: And my new beamer.
Joey: Let me think about that. (They start kissing.)
Rachel: You know you been a bad boy. You should be punished for you actions.
Joey: In the words of Janice, Oh my god.
Rachel: That is a turn off you know.
(Later Ross walks in the house with Jenny. Rachel is sitting on the couch.)
Ross: Is Joey back from his trip let? (Points to Jenny.)
Rachel: Oh yes. But he is laying dead in bed.
(Joey screams from upstairs.)
Joey: Ok Rach. We will get you a new beamer. Just come unlock me from the bedpost.
Rachel: Sure thing.
Ross: Hey I got you the tape of today's Days. I did not even tell you want Sami did.
Rachel: Honey I think you should be punish for another hour. Maybe even less if I fast forward through the commercials.
The End ~211 TOW Rachel's Mom Visits~
(There is a knock on Ross's door. He answers it.)
Ross: Joey what are you doing here, crying.
Joey: She kicked me out of the house.
Ross: Why?
Joey: Because she found out about all my money. You dumb sister told her.
Ross: How did Monica find out about this?
Joey: She read it in EW magazine. I should of knew providing quotas for them will come back to bite me in the butt.
Ross: Oh that must suck. Goodbye.
(Ross goes to shut the door but Joey stops him.)
Joey: Dude can I stay here. I have nowhere to go.
Ross: Fine but this better smooth over quickly.
Joey: Do not worry. I sure this be over in a couple of hours.
(Ten days later. Joey is sitting on Ross's couch in a pink robe. Katie and Ross are standing in a corner.)
Katie: When the hell is he leaving? He can afford to like into a hotel. Besides he is wearing my robe.
~Opening Credits~
(Ross and Rachel are at the park watching Jenny play.)
Ross: Will you take him back already?
Rachel: I'm not taking him back. He was hiding millions of dollars for me. He was going to leave me for some young chick to spend his money on.
Ross: Rachel he was not planning to leave you. Would you at least talk with him?
Rachel: No. And besides I have more things to worry about like a doctor's visit today.
Ross: Ok. Hey I have to go make a phone call.
Rachel: You not going to call Joey are you?
Ross: No. (Walks away.) Well I'm known than you made me think about it.
(Rachel is sitting on the exam table as Joey comes in.)
Rachel: What the hell are you doing here?
Joey: Look you have to allow me to be here. Those are my kids in you.
Rachel: Fine but you can't talk to me.
Joey: Ok. (Rachel points at him.) Hey air I have to tell you something. You see my wife thinks that I keep the fact I made millions from her for a bad reason.
Rachel: Joey I can hear you.
Joey: Will you shut up? I'm telling the air a story. (The doctor walks in.)
(Ross is watching TV with Jenny.)
Ross: You like Days Of Our Lives don't you. Just like you mom.
Jenny: Bo and Hope.
Ross: Yes they are the "super couple" on the show. Oh there is Victor. He use to be huge porn and drug lord but turn good. Rumor has it that when his real life daughter got a part on a TV show that turns him good. Man that daughter of his is hot.
Jenny: Just like me?
Ross: Yes but in a totally different way. (Shakes his head.) Anyone I do not really care for soap operas.
(A gun shot off on TV.)
Jenny: He was hit.
Ross: Oh my god. It is Stefano.
Jenny: He shot Victor.
Ross: You mommy is not going to like this. The Phoenix has risen.
(Rachel is sitting up. Her exam is over.)
Rachel: I'm going to leave now. I do not want you to follow me.
Joey: But I have not finish my story to the air.
Rachel: Joey I do not want to talk with you ok?
Joey: Fine. I hope it did not come down to this.
(Joey handcuffs Rachel and Himself together.)
Rachel: Oh my god Joey.
Joey: Now you have to listen to me. Look I did not want to live like someone who.
(Rachel cell phone rings.)
Rachel: Can you please get that for me?
Joey: Ok. (Grabs it out his purse.) Hello. Oh hi Ross. Sure thing. (Hands the phone to Rachel.) It is for you.
Rachel: You think? What! Stefano shot Victor. I did not even know he was coming back. (Starts to cry.) You know how much I love Victor. Yeah I always wish he were my father. Oh he better not die. Ok bye. (Hangs up.) No. I forgot to tell him you handcuff us together.
(Joey grabs the phone.)
Joey: Sorry.
(Ross and Jenny are still watching TV.)
Ross: Bo has no idea Stefano was the one to shot his father.
Jenny: His Daddy.
Ross: No. Papa Shawn is his daddy. He raised him.
Jenny: So Joey is my daddy she he raises me.
Ross: (Looks stun.) No I'm you daddy and father. Joey is just some guy married to your mommy.
Jenny: But we live in the same house.
Ross: That does not matter. I mean Bo did not even find out to he grow up that Victor was his real father.
Jenny: Oh. Daddy where is Joey coming back from New York?
Ross: Hopefully soon honey.
(Rachel and Joey are walking real close to not show they handcuff together.)
Rachel: I cannot believe you forgot the key.
Joey: There in the dress in our bedroom.
Rachel: Mine bedroom. That whole room is now mine.
(They open the door to the house.)
Joey: Look can I explain why I did not tell you.
Rachel: Fine.
(They sit down on the bottom of the stairs.)
Joey: You see I was afraid that you would want to move into a big mansion and hire a bunch of butlers, maid, and nannies.
Rachel: And what is wrong with that?
Joey: Sure it fine for some semi rich girl from Long Island. But I'm from Queens and it would be a slap at my family.
Rachel: Oh. And you thinking you would be turning you back on them?
Joey: Yes. But I guess you want to live a snob so 35 room house here we come.
Rachel: I do not want that, I guess.
Joey: Look I'm not saying we cannot have some stuff. I was thinking of renting a penthouse in New York.
Rachel: Oh that would be nice.
Joey: And I guess if you want a maid to come by twice a week that would be ok. Plus we will like need one nanny for the twins.
Rachel: And my new beamer.
Joey: Let me think about that. (They start kissing.)
Rachel: You know you been a bad boy. You should be punished for you actions.
Joey: In the words of Janice, Oh my god.
Rachel: That is a turn off you know.
(Later Ross walks in the house with Jenny. Rachel is sitting on the couch.)
Ross: Is Joey back from his trip let? (Points to Jenny.)
Rachel: Oh yes. But he is laying dead in bed.
(Joey screams from upstairs.)
Joey: Ok Rach. We will get you a new beamer. Just come unlock me from the bedpost.
Rachel: Sure thing.
Ross: Hey I got you the tape of today's Days. I did not even tell you want Sami did.
Rachel: Honey I think you should be punish for another hour. Maybe even less if I fast forward through the commercials.
The End ~211 TOW Rachel's Mom Visits~