Mickey Mouse and a Lesson
Disclaimer: Leah is the only thing that is mine
Two-Bit's POV
I left my house and went over to the Curtis's. They have that girl staying there. Leah. She's quite the character. Almost a match for my wits. I know no one thinks I can be serious,but I can be. Ok, not much has happened to be serious about. Well, there was that incident with Johnny, Ponyboy and the Socs. That must've been really hard on the poor kids. They seem pretty fine now though. The only other time to really be serious is when Leah stopped breathing a few days ago. Now that scared me to death, but apparently something about health class is useful because Pony was able to save her. I took a few more steps. Kicking some rocks as I did so. I walked up to the Curtis's porch and opened the door. Everyone was there, just sitting around. Steve was lying on the couch with his head on Soda's shoulder. They all looked kinda down. I noticed that Leah wasn't there. Then she walked into the room.
She looked at all the guys then at me. Giving me a look that I knew meant .
Well, well, well I guess girls aren't the only one's that are afflicted by feminine problems, she said in a singsong voice. Soda shot straight up and gave her a look of incredulity. She just smiled and made a few notes in the journal she was holding. Steve stood up quickly from the couch, and in doing so lost his balance and fell over. Leah applauded and wrote something down. Steve stood up and she held up her notebook. It had a large red 10 on it. I started laughing hysterically and so did everyone else. Steve lunged at her, but she dodged out of the way. Then fell on the couch and laid her leg's over Soda's.
Pony looked up from the armchair, feminine problems?, he asked sounding rather naive. Leah looked at him and said, Well Pony since you knew CPR I'd figured you'd taken sex ed.
Soda gave a little choke and Johnny blushed an incredible red. Leah then caught my eye and winked. I knew she was going to start something.
Oh yeah, you know we don't all come from the stork. she said.
I decided to join in the fun so I said, really now where'd you learn that?
She grinned and continued, now as my friend Kelly put it, When a man and a woman love each other very much they come to a mutual descion.
I really don't know how she managed to keep a straight face.
Leah sat up a little and went on, And around the teenage years we all undergo, the change. Which I guess you guys have experienced.
At this point we all blushed, but not Dally. He took a drag on his cigarette and said, you'd better believe it baby.
Then Leah said, now I know you all know what happens to guys but are a little confused about girls, and I'd tell you but it's so much fun to study at the library. She gave us all a little smile.
We all just sort of looked at her. Then I asked her a question.
Hey Kitten, is Mickey Mouse still there in the year 2002?
She didn't look up but I heard her answer.
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