~213 TOW Ben's Broken Arm~
(Ross and Joey are sitting in a doctor's office.)
Joey: How is this my fault?
Ross: You said it was ok for him to jump the ramp on his bike?
Joey: Oh come on it was a small ramp. It is the fact that he has your genes.
Ross: The teenagers do not even jump that ramp. It was the biggest one at the park.
(Carol comes running in as Ben walks out with the doctor. He has a soft cast on his arm.)
Carol: Ben are you ok? (He nods.) What the hell did you do to him?
(Points at Ross.)
Ross: Hey it was not my fault. Joey took him to the park.
Carol: And you allow him to go without an adult.
Ross: I do not know. He wanted to spend time alone to bond with him. I mean with his to boys coming.
Joey: What you mean without an adult?
Ross: The doctor said he has to come in Tuesday to get a hard cast. He is going to miss the start of little league because of this. (Looks at Joey.) Man I hope you get better at this or you kids don't stand a chance.
Joey: What do you mean? (Joey looks upset.)
~Opening Credits~
(Joey, Jenny, and Rachel are eating dinner.)
Rachel: So I had to layoff about a dozen people in our San Francisco office today.
Joey: That is nice. (Playing with his food.)
Rachel: No it is not. That was the first time I had to layoff anyone. What is wrong with you?
Joey: Ross basically said I would not make a good father.
Rachel: He said that? Oh I'm going to kick his ass.
(There is a knock on the door.)
Rachel: There he is now.
(Rachel gets up and opens the door. She smacks him across the face.)
Ross: What. Did I say we were on a break?
Rachel: You told Joey he is going to be a bad dad.
Ross: Oh I did not
Rachel: They why would he say that.
Ross: I have no idea. I mean we got into a fight at the doctor's office about what happen with Ben.
Rachel: Did you say any thing like that?
Ross: (Thinking.) I did say something about he better get but at taking care of kids or your guys will not stand a chance. But I was only trying to help him.
Rachel: Well you go in the kitchen and say you sorry.
Ross: Fine.
(Ross walks into the kitchen as the phone rings. Rachel picks it up.)
Rachel: Hello. Why are you crying? Well I'm sorry but I had to lay you off but others work with the company for so long. Yes I understand it was your first real job but you can always get another one. Well you too can go to hell. (Slams the phone down.)
(Ross walks into the kitchen.)
Jenny: Hi daddy.
Ross: Hi Jenny.
Joey: Oh it you.
Ross: Jenny can you do in the living room with you mommy. I need to talk to Joey alone for a minute.
Jenny: Ok.
(Ross helps her out of the chair and she walks out of the kitchen.)
Ross: Look Joey I'm sorry for want a said earlier at the doctor's office.
Joey: Yeah right.
Ross: No I really did not mean want I said.
Joey: Oh want did you mean. That they should pray that they do not get Rachel's nose?
Ross: Look I'm trying to be nice here but you broke my son's arm so you can go to hell.
(Ross storms out as Rachel walks back into the kitchen.)
Rachel: What was that all about? Did you lay him off?
(Rachel is leading a meeting at work.)
Rachel: I like to say that the new winter line is selling better than expect and that fourth and first quarter overall sales should be 15% higher than last year. That is it for today. (Everyone gets up.) Oh one more thing. I would be starting my leave next month so Cindy you all in charge.
Cindy: (Looks happy.) You own me ten bucks Jim.
Jim: Fine. (Hands it to her.) I think this is a sexiest move.
Rachel: Were you the one told blow the deal with the Gap?
Jim: Yeah.
(Everyone leaves the room. Rachel cell phone rings.)
Rachel: Oh hi honey. Sure I guess we can go out tonight. Jenny is staying with Ross and Katie tonight so we can maybe go to a movie after dinner. (Laughs.) I not having phone sex with you at work again. I got caught last time. (Starts to blush.) Oh do not say that. Ok.
(Ten minutes later Rachel walks out of the room. Jim is standing there.)
Jim: (Smiling.) Was that a business or private call?
Rachel: How much did you hear.
Jim: Enough to sue for making this an uncomfortable work place.
Rachel: So you will be in charge when I'm gone.
Jim: Good old blackmail.
(Ross is reading Jenny a book.)
Ross: So daddy Ross save Jenny from the big T-Rex and return her to the cave safe and sound.
Jenny: (Sleepy.) Can I go to bed now?
Ross: I will be up in a minute honey to tuck you in.
(Jenny runs upstairs. Ross turns to the front page of the book. It says to Ross from Joey.)
Ross: I remember where Joey gave me this book.
(Flashback to Joey, Rachel, and Ross in Ross and Rachel's apartment. Jenny has just come home for the first time.)
Rachel: (Breastfeeding Her.) She looks so cute.
Ross: Well when you one of those (Points to her breast.) to anything it looks cute.
Rachel: I'm going to show her the nursery. When are the others coming over Joey?
Joey: In a few a little be. They wanted to shower and change. In fact I'm going to go do that in right now.
Rachel: Ok. (Rachel walks into the nursery.)
Joey: Hey Ross I got you a present. (Hands him a gift bag.) I'm not quite sure want to get a friend who's kid mother you plan on doing in a couple of months.
(Ross opens and looks at the book.)
Ross: Oh my god this is so cool. How did you get a book made like this?
Joey: There is a bookstore in Queens that does it.
Ross: (Flipping through the book.) Where did you get a picture of my head that they use in here?
Joey: From that picture over there with Ben and you in it.
(Points to a picture inside fame on a desk. Ross picks it up. It has his head cut out.)
Ross: You know Joey you could of have just ask for one. (Flashback ends. Ross puts the book down and walks upstairs.)
(Joey is in the food line at the movies. He sees Ben and Carol walking out of a movie.)
Carol: Oh hi Joey.
Joey: (Sad to see them.) Hi you two.
Ben: Hey Uncle Joey want is wrong?
Joey: You dad and I had a fight over you broken arm.
Ben: Well I'm sorry you guys are fighting over me.
Joey: It is ok Ben it was my fault. I should have not allowed you to jump that ramp. I just bad with kids I guess.
Carol: Joey don't beat yourself up over this. You are going to make a great father.
Joey: You really think so. (Joey looks happy.)
(Rachel comes running out.)
Rachel: Joey hurry up. The movie is almost over. That does not leave much time for making out. (Sees Carol and Ben.) Oh hi Carol. How is your arm doing Ben?
(Joey is pounding on Ross's door.)
Ross: (Opens the door.) Oh dude I'm glad you here. I'm so sorry about what I said.
Joey: That ok man.
(They hug.)
Ross: Well I would love to stay and hug you more but Katie is waiting upstairs.
Joey: Oh that what is poking me?
The End ~214 TOW The Prom Video Episode~
(Ross and Joey are sitting in a doctor's office.)
Joey: How is this my fault?
Ross: You said it was ok for him to jump the ramp on his bike?
Joey: Oh come on it was a small ramp. It is the fact that he has your genes.
Ross: The teenagers do not even jump that ramp. It was the biggest one at the park.
(Carol comes running in as Ben walks out with the doctor. He has a soft cast on his arm.)
Carol: Ben are you ok? (He nods.) What the hell did you do to him?
(Points at Ross.)
Ross: Hey it was not my fault. Joey took him to the park.
Carol: And you allow him to go without an adult.
Ross: I do not know. He wanted to spend time alone to bond with him. I mean with his to boys coming.
Joey: What you mean without an adult?
Ross: The doctor said he has to come in Tuesday to get a hard cast. He is going to miss the start of little league because of this. (Looks at Joey.) Man I hope you get better at this or you kids don't stand a chance.
Joey: What do you mean? (Joey looks upset.)
~Opening Credits~
(Joey, Jenny, and Rachel are eating dinner.)
Rachel: So I had to layoff about a dozen people in our San Francisco office today.
Joey: That is nice. (Playing with his food.)
Rachel: No it is not. That was the first time I had to layoff anyone. What is wrong with you?
Joey: Ross basically said I would not make a good father.
Rachel: He said that? Oh I'm going to kick his ass.
(There is a knock on the door.)
Rachel: There he is now.
(Rachel gets up and opens the door. She smacks him across the face.)
Ross: What. Did I say we were on a break?
Rachel: You told Joey he is going to be a bad dad.
Ross: Oh I did not
Rachel: They why would he say that.
Ross: I have no idea. I mean we got into a fight at the doctor's office about what happen with Ben.
Rachel: Did you say any thing like that?
Ross: (Thinking.) I did say something about he better get but at taking care of kids or your guys will not stand a chance. But I was only trying to help him.
Rachel: Well you go in the kitchen and say you sorry.
Ross: Fine.
(Ross walks into the kitchen as the phone rings. Rachel picks it up.)
Rachel: Hello. Why are you crying? Well I'm sorry but I had to lay you off but others work with the company for so long. Yes I understand it was your first real job but you can always get another one. Well you too can go to hell. (Slams the phone down.)
(Ross walks into the kitchen.)
Jenny: Hi daddy.
Ross: Hi Jenny.
Joey: Oh it you.
Ross: Jenny can you do in the living room with you mommy. I need to talk to Joey alone for a minute.
Jenny: Ok.
(Ross helps her out of the chair and she walks out of the kitchen.)
Ross: Look Joey I'm sorry for want a said earlier at the doctor's office.
Joey: Yeah right.
Ross: No I really did not mean want I said.
Joey: Oh want did you mean. That they should pray that they do not get Rachel's nose?
Ross: Look I'm trying to be nice here but you broke my son's arm so you can go to hell.
(Ross storms out as Rachel walks back into the kitchen.)
Rachel: What was that all about? Did you lay him off?
(Rachel is leading a meeting at work.)
Rachel: I like to say that the new winter line is selling better than expect and that fourth and first quarter overall sales should be 15% higher than last year. That is it for today. (Everyone gets up.) Oh one more thing. I would be starting my leave next month so Cindy you all in charge.
Cindy: (Looks happy.) You own me ten bucks Jim.
Jim: Fine. (Hands it to her.) I think this is a sexiest move.
Rachel: Were you the one told blow the deal with the Gap?
Jim: Yeah.
(Everyone leaves the room. Rachel cell phone rings.)
Rachel: Oh hi honey. Sure I guess we can go out tonight. Jenny is staying with Ross and Katie tonight so we can maybe go to a movie after dinner. (Laughs.) I not having phone sex with you at work again. I got caught last time. (Starts to blush.) Oh do not say that. Ok.
(Ten minutes later Rachel walks out of the room. Jim is standing there.)
Jim: (Smiling.) Was that a business or private call?
Rachel: How much did you hear.
Jim: Enough to sue for making this an uncomfortable work place.
Rachel: So you will be in charge when I'm gone.
Jim: Good old blackmail.
(Ross is reading Jenny a book.)
Ross: So daddy Ross save Jenny from the big T-Rex and return her to the cave safe and sound.
Jenny: (Sleepy.) Can I go to bed now?
Ross: I will be up in a minute honey to tuck you in.
(Jenny runs upstairs. Ross turns to the front page of the book. It says to Ross from Joey.)
Ross: I remember where Joey gave me this book.
(Flashback to Joey, Rachel, and Ross in Ross and Rachel's apartment. Jenny has just come home for the first time.)
Rachel: (Breastfeeding Her.) She looks so cute.
Ross: Well when you one of those (Points to her breast.) to anything it looks cute.
Rachel: I'm going to show her the nursery. When are the others coming over Joey?
Joey: In a few a little be. They wanted to shower and change. In fact I'm going to go do that in right now.
Rachel: Ok. (Rachel walks into the nursery.)
Joey: Hey Ross I got you a present. (Hands him a gift bag.) I'm not quite sure want to get a friend who's kid mother you plan on doing in a couple of months.
(Ross opens and looks at the book.)
Ross: Oh my god this is so cool. How did you get a book made like this?
Joey: There is a bookstore in Queens that does it.
Ross: (Flipping through the book.) Where did you get a picture of my head that they use in here?
Joey: From that picture over there with Ben and you in it.
(Points to a picture inside fame on a desk. Ross picks it up. It has his head cut out.)
Ross: You know Joey you could of have just ask for one. (Flashback ends. Ross puts the book down and walks upstairs.)
(Joey is in the food line at the movies. He sees Ben and Carol walking out of a movie.)
Carol: Oh hi Joey.
Joey: (Sad to see them.) Hi you two.
Ben: Hey Uncle Joey want is wrong?
Joey: You dad and I had a fight over you broken arm.
Ben: Well I'm sorry you guys are fighting over me.
Joey: It is ok Ben it was my fault. I should have not allowed you to jump that ramp. I just bad with kids I guess.
Carol: Joey don't beat yourself up over this. You are going to make a great father.
Joey: You really think so. (Joey looks happy.)
(Rachel comes running out.)
Rachel: Joey hurry up. The movie is almost over. That does not leave much time for making out. (Sees Carol and Ben.) Oh hi Carol. How is your arm doing Ben?
(Joey is pounding on Ross's door.)
Ross: (Opens the door.) Oh dude I'm glad you here. I'm so sorry about what I said.
Joey: That ok man.
(They hug.)
Ross: Well I would love to stay and hug you more but Katie is waiting upstairs.
Joey: Oh that what is poking me?
The End ~214 TOW The Prom Video Episode~