~215 TOW Jenny Is A TV Star~
(Rachel and Jenny are watching Joey shoot a screen with a little girl.)
Girl: Would you like to by a candy (She messing up saying it.) bar sir?
Bob: Cut. Can we find a little girl on can say candy?
Jenny: Candy bar.
Rachel: We have one over her? (Points to Jenny.)
Bob: Good. Take her over there to get her change. (Points down the hall.)
Little Girl: You firing me. (Runs off crying.)
Joey: Hey Bob listen. I'm not sure it is a go idea we use my stepdaughter.
Bob: Why not?
Joey: Because I'm afraid that she may go overboard about this.
Bob: Oh I know Rachel. She will be fine.
(Rachel comes walking up on the cell phone.)
Rachel: Ross you would not believe it. All little girl is going to be a TV star. Our or I mean my dreams have finally come true.
~Opening Credits~
(Ross and Katie are come walking up to Joey.)
Ross: So have the shot the screen yet.
Joey: Nope. We been waiting 30 minutes for Jenny?
Ross: What is talking so long?
Joey: Rachel is back there (Points off stage.) with her.
Ross: Oh enough said.
(Rachel and Jenny comes walks up.)
Rachel: Jenny is ready for her TV debut.
Joey: Follow me over here Jenny.
(Joey and Jenny walk onto stage to shoot the screen.)
Rachel: Could you believe this? Our little girl is a TV star.
Ross: Rachel she is not a TV Star.
Rachel: What? (Hurt by the comment.)
Katie: Hey you guys do not fight.
Ross: I'm sorry. Jenny is a TV star.
Rachel: No I'm sorry. I get it just one line on a TV show. But you know it always been my dream to be a TV star.
(Joey and Jenny come walking up to them.)
Joey: We are done with the screen. Only took one take.
Ross: Already?
Rachel: But we did not see it. Go do it again.
Joey: Sorry but they shooting the closing tag and I'm in that.
(Joey runs over towards the set. A lady walks up to them.)
Lady: So who are the parents of this girl?
Rachel: I'm the parent. I mean Ross and I.
Lady: Well she did great. (Hands her a business card.) Give me a call later to set up a meeting. She can be a huge Kid TV Star.
Rachel: Sure thing. Did you here that Jenny. You are going to be a huge star.
(Joey is watching TV with Katie.)
Joey: I did not know you love this show?
Katie: You kidding. I love Bay watch.
Joey: Finally someone out here I can watch it with. I mean Ross and Rachel hates the show.
Katie: Put it on the learning channel he watched it I bet.
(The phone rings. Joey picks it up.)
Joey: Oh hi Chandler. (Stands up and walks away from Katie.) Of course I know it is on. Don't get upset. I was just about to call you.
Katie: Hurry up Joey. The commercial is just about over.
Joey: (Puts has head over the phone.) I will be right there. (Removes his head to talk to Chandler.) Hey dude I have to get going. Yeah we watch it together tomorrow.
(Joey hangs up the phone and walks back over to the couch.)
Katie: So what did Chandler what?
Joey: Oh just my password to a porn web site.
(Ross and Rachel are on a set for a Jenny's TV commercial.)
Rachel: I cannot believe she is going to be in a commercial.
Ross: Are you sure we doing the right thing?
Rachel: What do you mean right thing?
Ross: I just do not want to become spoiled.
Rachel: She is not going to become spoiled. You are just jealous she not a big star in science or something.
Ross: Oh that is not it.
Rachel: Then why are you always doing nerdy stuff with her?
Ross: Because. (Thinking.) Hey this is not want you do. She is not into fashion or anything.
Rachel: This is a lot closer to want I do than want you do.
Ross: Oh yeah.
Rachel: Yeah.
(Jenny and some lady walked up to them.)
Lady: Well we already done?
Rachel: No it can't be. I miss it so go do it again.
Ross: How did you get it done so soon?
Lady: She is just a one-taken wonder.
Jenny: Well I want to go home to watch cartoons. I think that may of help me.
Ross: So you do not like doing this?
Rachel: Of course she does. I mean she loves being a TV star.
(Rachel picks Jenny up and carries her off.)
Lady: I get a feeling from her she does not like doing this that much.
Ross: I do to.
(Joey is sitting at the kitchen table looking at the phone.)
Joey: Ok I just going to tell Chandler the truth. I enjoy watching Bay watch with Katie in person rather than with you on the phone. (He picks up the phone.) Come on Joey you can do this. Just tell him the truth.
(Rachel walks in to the kitchen.)
Rachel: Hi honey.
Joey: Ok I confuse. I'm cheating on your with Katie.
Rachel: (Confuse.) Say that again.
Joey: (Turns around and sees Rachel.) No, no, no Rachel. I meant that I cheating on her with Chandler.
Rachel: Oh that is better.
Joey: In whom I talk with when watching Bay Watch. You would not think I would really cheat on you with Katie or Chandler?
Rachel: Well not with Katie but with Chandler you never know.
Joey: So how did the shooting go with Jenny?
Rachel: Oh it went great. She has another job next week. (Goes to leave the kitchen.) Hey if Jenny is this talented with just Ross's and my genes can you imaged how great these two (Points to her tubby.) are going to be.
Joey: Yeah that is great. (Rachel leaves as Joey dials Chandler's number.) Oh hi Chandler. No I will not be able to watch Bay Watch with you tonight. Because I'm going to watch it with Katie. I'm sorry dude it just more fun when someone is in the same room with you. Of course if you were here I will ditch her for you. Hey maybe we can work something out?
(Ross and Jenny are watching her new commercial at Ross's house.)
Ross: You did great Jenny.
Jenny: I guess. (Looks sad.)
Ross: What wrong honey?
Jenny: I do not have fun doing this.
Ross: Oh I'm sorry honey. You can stop doing this if you want.
Jenny: I do but this makes Mommy so happy so I keep doing it.
Ross: Jenny she would understand if you tell her.
(Rachel comes walking in smiling.)
Rachel: Did I miss the commercial?
Ross: Yes but we got it on tape.
Rachel: Good. (Picks up Jenny.) That way mommy can watch her little star anytime see wants.
Ross: Rachel we need to. (Jenny shakes her head no.) Start looking for an agent for her.
Rachel: Good idea.
(Joey and Katie are watching Bay Watch. Both are on the phone.)
Joey: This is so cool that all three of us can watch and talk about the show at the same time.
Katie: (To Chandler.) You are going to the Bay Watch convention next month?
Joey: You have to send me a sign poster of someone.
Katie: Well it over. I have to get going. (Hangs up the phone, gets up and leaves.)
Joey: Finally she is gone so we can get some alone time.
The End ~216 TOW Joey's Movie Role~ coming soon
(Rachel and Jenny are watching Joey shoot a screen with a little girl.)
Girl: Would you like to by a candy (She messing up saying it.) bar sir?
Bob: Cut. Can we find a little girl on can say candy?
Jenny: Candy bar.
Rachel: We have one over her? (Points to Jenny.)
Bob: Good. Take her over there to get her change. (Points down the hall.)
Little Girl: You firing me. (Runs off crying.)
Joey: Hey Bob listen. I'm not sure it is a go idea we use my stepdaughter.
Bob: Why not?
Joey: Because I'm afraid that she may go overboard about this.
Bob: Oh I know Rachel. She will be fine.
(Rachel comes walking up on the cell phone.)
Rachel: Ross you would not believe it. All little girl is going to be a TV star. Our or I mean my dreams have finally come true.
~Opening Credits~
(Ross and Katie are come walking up to Joey.)
Ross: So have the shot the screen yet.
Joey: Nope. We been waiting 30 minutes for Jenny?
Ross: What is talking so long?
Joey: Rachel is back there (Points off stage.) with her.
Ross: Oh enough said.
(Rachel and Jenny comes walks up.)
Rachel: Jenny is ready for her TV debut.
Joey: Follow me over here Jenny.
(Joey and Jenny walk onto stage to shoot the screen.)
Rachel: Could you believe this? Our little girl is a TV star.
Ross: Rachel she is not a TV Star.
Rachel: What? (Hurt by the comment.)
Katie: Hey you guys do not fight.
Ross: I'm sorry. Jenny is a TV star.
Rachel: No I'm sorry. I get it just one line on a TV show. But you know it always been my dream to be a TV star.
(Joey and Jenny come walking up to them.)
Joey: We are done with the screen. Only took one take.
Ross: Already?
Rachel: But we did not see it. Go do it again.
Joey: Sorry but they shooting the closing tag and I'm in that.
(Joey runs over towards the set. A lady walks up to them.)
Lady: So who are the parents of this girl?
Rachel: I'm the parent. I mean Ross and I.
Lady: Well she did great. (Hands her a business card.) Give me a call later to set up a meeting. She can be a huge Kid TV Star.
Rachel: Sure thing. Did you here that Jenny. You are going to be a huge star.
(Joey is watching TV with Katie.)
Joey: I did not know you love this show?
Katie: You kidding. I love Bay watch.
Joey: Finally someone out here I can watch it with. I mean Ross and Rachel hates the show.
Katie: Put it on the learning channel he watched it I bet.
(The phone rings. Joey picks it up.)
Joey: Oh hi Chandler. (Stands up and walks away from Katie.) Of course I know it is on. Don't get upset. I was just about to call you.
Katie: Hurry up Joey. The commercial is just about over.
Joey: (Puts has head over the phone.) I will be right there. (Removes his head to talk to Chandler.) Hey dude I have to get going. Yeah we watch it together tomorrow.
(Joey hangs up the phone and walks back over to the couch.)
Katie: So what did Chandler what?
Joey: Oh just my password to a porn web site.
(Ross and Rachel are on a set for a Jenny's TV commercial.)
Rachel: I cannot believe she is going to be in a commercial.
Ross: Are you sure we doing the right thing?
Rachel: What do you mean right thing?
Ross: I just do not want to become spoiled.
Rachel: She is not going to become spoiled. You are just jealous she not a big star in science or something.
Ross: Oh that is not it.
Rachel: Then why are you always doing nerdy stuff with her?
Ross: Because. (Thinking.) Hey this is not want you do. She is not into fashion or anything.
Rachel: This is a lot closer to want I do than want you do.
Ross: Oh yeah.
Rachel: Yeah.
(Jenny and some lady walked up to them.)
Lady: Well we already done?
Rachel: No it can't be. I miss it so go do it again.
Ross: How did you get it done so soon?
Lady: She is just a one-taken wonder.
Jenny: Well I want to go home to watch cartoons. I think that may of help me.
Ross: So you do not like doing this?
Rachel: Of course she does. I mean she loves being a TV star.
(Rachel picks Jenny up and carries her off.)
Lady: I get a feeling from her she does not like doing this that much.
Ross: I do to.
(Joey is sitting at the kitchen table looking at the phone.)
Joey: Ok I just going to tell Chandler the truth. I enjoy watching Bay watch with Katie in person rather than with you on the phone. (He picks up the phone.) Come on Joey you can do this. Just tell him the truth.
(Rachel walks in to the kitchen.)
Rachel: Hi honey.
Joey: Ok I confuse. I'm cheating on your with Katie.
Rachel: (Confuse.) Say that again.
Joey: (Turns around and sees Rachel.) No, no, no Rachel. I meant that I cheating on her with Chandler.
Rachel: Oh that is better.
Joey: In whom I talk with when watching Bay Watch. You would not think I would really cheat on you with Katie or Chandler?
Rachel: Well not with Katie but with Chandler you never know.
Joey: So how did the shooting go with Jenny?
Rachel: Oh it went great. She has another job next week. (Goes to leave the kitchen.) Hey if Jenny is this talented with just Ross's and my genes can you imaged how great these two (Points to her tubby.) are going to be.
Joey: Yeah that is great. (Rachel leaves as Joey dials Chandler's number.) Oh hi Chandler. No I will not be able to watch Bay Watch with you tonight. Because I'm going to watch it with Katie. I'm sorry dude it just more fun when someone is in the same room with you. Of course if you were here I will ditch her for you. Hey maybe we can work something out?
(Ross and Jenny are watching her new commercial at Ross's house.)
Ross: You did great Jenny.
Jenny: I guess. (Looks sad.)
Ross: What wrong honey?
Jenny: I do not have fun doing this.
Ross: Oh I'm sorry honey. You can stop doing this if you want.
Jenny: I do but this makes Mommy so happy so I keep doing it.
Ross: Jenny she would understand if you tell her.
(Rachel comes walking in smiling.)
Rachel: Did I miss the commercial?
Ross: Yes but we got it on tape.
Rachel: Good. (Picks up Jenny.) That way mommy can watch her little star anytime see wants.
Ross: Rachel we need to. (Jenny shakes her head no.) Start looking for an agent for her.
Rachel: Good idea.
(Joey and Katie are watching Bay Watch. Both are on the phone.)
Joey: This is so cool that all three of us can watch and talk about the show at the same time.
Katie: (To Chandler.) You are going to the Bay Watch convention next month?
Joey: You have to send me a sign poster of someone.
Katie: Well it over. I have to get going. (Hangs up the phone, gets up and leaves.)
Joey: Finally she is gone so we can get some alone time.
The End ~216 TOW Joey's Movie Role~ coming soon