"They're on me!" said Fox, "I'm getting careless!"
"Hey, that's my line!" said Peppy.
"Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!" said Fox as his ship exploded. The high-score screen appeared.
"Why can't I ever get past that level?" said the real Fox, throwing down his controller in anger.
"I keep telling you to go for the silver rings," said Slippy "But you keep going for the laser power-ups!"
"Well, maybe that's because I want my lasers to have enough power to defeat the boss?" said Fox.
"Could you please keep it down?" said Falco, turning away from the Hologram projector, which was currently displaying his favorite show, Heavy Metal Challange. "I'm trying to find out who will win!"
"Hey Slippy. Want to play Super Smash Brothers Melee?" said Fox, turning to Slippy.
"Okay." said Slippy, "just as soon as I'm done fixing ROB."
"Sweet! I love that game!" said Falco, jumping up from his chair. He grabbed a disc, put it in the H.V.P. (Holographic Video Projector), hit record, grabbed his Wavebird Controller, and ran to the gamecube.
"That should do it." said Slippy. "Try it now ROB." Rob moved his arm.
"Affirmitave, I'll get back to work." said ROB as he walked back to the control panel. Just then General Pepper's hologram showed up.
"General Pepper here." said General Pepper. "It seems as though Corneria has become unstable. Sensors indicate that there is a giant monster eating away at the core."
"WHAT?!?!?!?" said Fox in disbelief.
"April Fool's!" said General Pepper. "I've recieved a message from Krystal that she'll be joining the Star Fox Team..." (Fox turned away to prevent General Pepper from seeing him blushing.)"... and someone will need to teach her the basics." Pepper turned to Fox, or rather, his hologram did.
"Fox, is everything okay?" asked Falco.
"Please... Excuse me... for... a moment." said Fox, figting the urge to burst out laughing. He staggered from the room as the others shrugged, and continued to talk to General Pepper. He made it as far as the repair station before he burst out laughing. He continued to laugh all the way to the Arwing Launch room. Fox sank into a chair, still laughing his head off. He got into his Arwing. He then radioed Slippy. "I'm going to look for Krystal." said Fox.
"Okay." said Slippy "See you in an hour or so." Fox tuned in to FoxBox. Kirby was on. He was so absorbed in the show that he didn't notice Krystal pull up a couple dozen miles behind him.
"Fox?" said Krystal, radioing Fox. Fox didn't answer, so Krystal fired a laser at Fox. That got Fox's attention.
"What the hell?" said Fox. it looked like Fox was going to be shot down, but then an unknown ship swooped in seemingly out of nowhere, and deflected the lasers away.
"Hey, that's my line!" said Peppy.
"Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!" said Fox as his ship exploded. The high-score screen appeared.
"Why can't I ever get past that level?" said the real Fox, throwing down his controller in anger.
"I keep telling you to go for the silver rings," said Slippy "But you keep going for the laser power-ups!"
"Well, maybe that's because I want my lasers to have enough power to defeat the boss?" said Fox.
"Could you please keep it down?" said Falco, turning away from the Hologram projector, which was currently displaying his favorite show, Heavy Metal Challange. "I'm trying to find out who will win!"
"Hey Slippy. Want to play Super Smash Brothers Melee?" said Fox, turning to Slippy.
"Okay." said Slippy, "just as soon as I'm done fixing ROB."
"Sweet! I love that game!" said Falco, jumping up from his chair. He grabbed a disc, put it in the H.V.P. (Holographic Video Projector), hit record, grabbed his Wavebird Controller, and ran to the gamecube.
"That should do it." said Slippy. "Try it now ROB." Rob moved his arm.
"Affirmitave, I'll get back to work." said ROB as he walked back to the control panel. Just then General Pepper's hologram showed up.
"General Pepper here." said General Pepper. "It seems as though Corneria has become unstable. Sensors indicate that there is a giant monster eating away at the core."
"WHAT?!?!?!?" said Fox in disbelief.
"April Fool's!" said General Pepper. "I've recieved a message from Krystal that she'll be joining the Star Fox Team..." (Fox turned away to prevent General Pepper from seeing him blushing.)"... and someone will need to teach her the basics." Pepper turned to Fox, or rather, his hologram did.
"Fox, is everything okay?" asked Falco.
"Please... Excuse me... for... a moment." said Fox, figting the urge to burst out laughing. He staggered from the room as the others shrugged, and continued to talk to General Pepper. He made it as far as the repair station before he burst out laughing. He continued to laugh all the way to the Arwing Launch room. Fox sank into a chair, still laughing his head off. He got into his Arwing. He then radioed Slippy. "I'm going to look for Krystal." said Fox.
"Okay." said Slippy "See you in an hour or so." Fox tuned in to FoxBox. Kirby was on. He was so absorbed in the show that he didn't notice Krystal pull up a couple dozen miles behind him.
"Fox?" said Krystal, radioing Fox. Fox didn't answer, so Krystal fired a laser at Fox. That got Fox's attention.
"What the hell?" said Fox. it looked like Fox was going to be shot down, but then an unknown ship swooped in seemingly out of nowhere, and deflected the lasers away.