The Shelby from Hell
Disclaimer: I do not own McDonalds, Tiger Electronics, or Weiß Kreuz. Please don't sue me I'm poor! T_T
Author: Ah! Very, very sorry it has taken so long for chapter 3! I lost my inspiration and I have been so busy lately. T_T Please forgive my laziness! ~bows~ Now that I am done graveling, here is chapter 3 of.. The Shelby from Hell!
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Schuldig looked in the box. "What is that thing..?" He stared at the strange creature. "Looks like some weird alien doll.. blah, Nagi has bad taste!" He groaned and threw the box over his shoulder.
"Tch.. what a crappy present." Schuldig pouted and turned on the TV to watch some porn. A good half-hour passed of Schuldig viewing his favorite programs, when something started rustling behind him.
"Ehh..?" Schuldig turned off the TV and looked behind the couch. The weird creature was out of the box and looking back at him. He stared at it in shock, his eyes now almost as big as a dinner plate. For a long time they just kept staring at each other. Neither one moving or saying a word. Then the thing blinked.
"Mreee dato hanna shox!" the Shelby shouted and jumped onto Schuldig's head.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Schuldig screamed bloody murder. For one thing the *fake* NOT-real toy was alive, and for another it was ON his head IN his *HAIR*! He began running around the room screaming and thrashing. "GET OFF, GET OFF!!!!!!!!"
The Shelby just blinked and began singing a new song. "Faaaaagaaaaal! Bellllwo garty!!" It kept singing, clutching onto Schuldig's hair through his entire running and yelling fits.
"NAGI!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU GIVE ME?! GET IT OFF NOW!!!!!!" but Nagi couldn't hear Schuldig, he had been bashed pretty hard.. now Schuldig was really starting to freak out. He was even running up and down the walls. Out of nowhere a sofa appeared in front of him (or atleast he thought it appeared out of nowhere). And well he tripped over the sofa, became airborne and did two flips, landed on the ground with a thud, rolled a few more times, hit his head on the dinning room table, and got.. knocked out.
The Shelby stopped singing and blinked a few more times while looking around. "Duuwa cuubano?" It seemed confused at all that had happened. It jumped off of Schuldig's head and started scuttling towards the kitchen. Maybe it'd find something to do there.
Crawford sighed. He had just gotten back from Takatori's office and he had a good feeling a major migraine was coming his way today. Pulling out his key, he unlocked the door and stepped into the house. Then he proceeded taking off his coat, hanging it in the closet, and looking around. It seemed awfully quiet.
"Hello? Anyone home?" there was no answer. Crawford couldn't believe it! This was surely a gift for his hard work that he wouldn't be bothered! Deciding to relax and get some coffee he headed into the kitchen.
"Hmm.. the power's out.. guess I can't have any coffee." He turned and started walking away. Suddenly he stepped on something hard and heard a crunch. He lifted his foot and looked down. His eyes almost popped out of his head, for underneath his foot.. was his FAVORITE vase, smashed and in hundreds of pieces.
"Nani?! My vase!" Crawford quickly kneeled down and began picking up the pieces. "My favorite vase! It's broken! I knew this day was too good to be true!" while collecting the pieces he sensed someone watching him. Slowly his pupils slide to the corner of his eyes. Nothing to his right.. he looked to his left.. nothing there either. Something clattered behind him and Crawford quickly jumped up and spun around on his heel.
"If anyone is there come out now or I *WILL* kill you!" no response. He set the pieces of the vase onto the kitchen table and started walking into the dinning room. There under the table with a huge bump on his head was his teammate, Mastermind.
"Schuldig?! Are you okay?" he walked over to the figure and crouched next to it. On closer inspection, he noticed he was quite unconscious. What could have happened to him..?
"Don't think he'll be up anytime soon.." Crawford grabbed Schuldig's arm and hoisted him over his shoulder. Carrying him over to the couch and laying him on his side Crawford's mind filled with wonder as to why he was knocked out. "Better get him some ice.." The Oracle walked into the kitchen and opened the freezer just to come face to face with a smog of steam. Without waiting for it to clear up he reached his hand into the freezer and grabbed something. It was oddly shaped, plastic. About the size of his palm and on top of the strange thing were two distinct antennae. It began twitching under his grasp.
"Dooboo gexhul yurklasco!" it yelled. Crawford quickly withdrew his hand and stared at the thing, which had just spoken.
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Author: Woo! There is chapter 3! Again, I'm sorry it took so long! Review now if you want chapter 4! ^..^ Thanks!
Disclaimer: I do not own McDonalds, Tiger Electronics, or Weiß Kreuz. Please don't sue me I'm poor! T_T
Author: Ah! Very, very sorry it has taken so long for chapter 3! I lost my inspiration and I have been so busy lately. T_T Please forgive my laziness! ~bows~ Now that I am done graveling, here is chapter 3 of.. The Shelby from Hell!
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Schuldig looked in the box. "What is that thing..?" He stared at the strange creature. "Looks like some weird alien doll.. blah, Nagi has bad taste!" He groaned and threw the box over his shoulder.
"Tch.. what a crappy present." Schuldig pouted and turned on the TV to watch some porn. A good half-hour passed of Schuldig viewing his favorite programs, when something started rustling behind him.
"Ehh..?" Schuldig turned off the TV and looked behind the couch. The weird creature was out of the box and looking back at him. He stared at it in shock, his eyes now almost as big as a dinner plate. For a long time they just kept staring at each other. Neither one moving or saying a word. Then the thing blinked.
"Mreee dato hanna shox!" the Shelby shouted and jumped onto Schuldig's head.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Schuldig screamed bloody murder. For one thing the *fake* NOT-real toy was alive, and for another it was ON his head IN his *HAIR*! He began running around the room screaming and thrashing. "GET OFF, GET OFF!!!!!!!!"
The Shelby just blinked and began singing a new song. "Faaaaagaaaaal! Bellllwo garty!!" It kept singing, clutching onto Schuldig's hair through his entire running and yelling fits.
"NAGI!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU GIVE ME?! GET IT OFF NOW!!!!!!" but Nagi couldn't hear Schuldig, he had been bashed pretty hard.. now Schuldig was really starting to freak out. He was even running up and down the walls. Out of nowhere a sofa appeared in front of him (or atleast he thought it appeared out of nowhere). And well he tripped over the sofa, became airborne and did two flips, landed on the ground with a thud, rolled a few more times, hit his head on the dinning room table, and got.. knocked out.
The Shelby stopped singing and blinked a few more times while looking around. "Duuwa cuubano?" It seemed confused at all that had happened. It jumped off of Schuldig's head and started scuttling towards the kitchen. Maybe it'd find something to do there.
Crawford sighed. He had just gotten back from Takatori's office and he had a good feeling a major migraine was coming his way today. Pulling out his key, he unlocked the door and stepped into the house. Then he proceeded taking off his coat, hanging it in the closet, and looking around. It seemed awfully quiet.
"Hello? Anyone home?" there was no answer. Crawford couldn't believe it! This was surely a gift for his hard work that he wouldn't be bothered! Deciding to relax and get some coffee he headed into the kitchen.
"Hmm.. the power's out.. guess I can't have any coffee." He turned and started walking away. Suddenly he stepped on something hard and heard a crunch. He lifted his foot and looked down. His eyes almost popped out of his head, for underneath his foot.. was his FAVORITE vase, smashed and in hundreds of pieces.
"Nani?! My vase!" Crawford quickly kneeled down and began picking up the pieces. "My favorite vase! It's broken! I knew this day was too good to be true!" while collecting the pieces he sensed someone watching him. Slowly his pupils slide to the corner of his eyes. Nothing to his right.. he looked to his left.. nothing there either. Something clattered behind him and Crawford quickly jumped up and spun around on his heel.
"If anyone is there come out now or I *WILL* kill you!" no response. He set the pieces of the vase onto the kitchen table and started walking into the dinning room. There under the table with a huge bump on his head was his teammate, Mastermind.
"Schuldig?! Are you okay?" he walked over to the figure and crouched next to it. On closer inspection, he noticed he was quite unconscious. What could have happened to him..?
"Don't think he'll be up anytime soon.." Crawford grabbed Schuldig's arm and hoisted him over his shoulder. Carrying him over to the couch and laying him on his side Crawford's mind filled with wonder as to why he was knocked out. "Better get him some ice.." The Oracle walked into the kitchen and opened the freezer just to come face to face with a smog of steam. Without waiting for it to clear up he reached his hand into the freezer and grabbed something. It was oddly shaped, plastic. About the size of his palm and on top of the strange thing were two distinct antennae. It began twitching under his grasp.
"Dooboo gexhul yurklasco!" it yelled. Crawford quickly withdrew his hand and stared at the thing, which had just spoken.
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Author: Woo! There is chapter 3! Again, I'm sorry it took so long! Review now if you want chapter 4! ^..^ Thanks!